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Get ready to snag some awesome products at prices so good, even your wallet will thank you! We’re all about delivering top-notch service and value every time you shop with us.

PSA: We offer FREE SHIPPING on all orders (yep, you read that right—FREE). And just because we’re awesome, all orders come with tracking so you can keep tabs on your package like a hawk.

We ship Monday through Saturday, with a 2 PM cutoff for same-day processing (so if you order at 2:01 PM, no hard feelings, but you're in the next day’s batch). Once your order is marked as “shipped,” it’s basically already on its way to you, but we can’t guarantee it’s riding a unicorn.

Give it at least 10 days for delivery before you start thinking your package was swallowed by a black hole. And seriously, double-check that shipping address—you type it, we copy-paste it. You know the drill.

If your package doesn’t arrive, don’t worry! We’ll replace all missing orders, no questions asked. (But really, check your neighbors' porches first.)

If your item is out of stock, we’ll send you a substitute that's just as good (or better, we like to keep it interesting).

Product Quality Guarantee: We stand behind the quality of everything we sell. If you're not 100% satisfied with your purchase, we'll make it right—no hassle, no worries.

Got an issue with your order? Don’t go straight for the negative review just yet—give us a shout first. We’re here to fix it, and we’re pretty good at it.

By placing an order, you’re agreeing to all this... and probably more stuff in our bio too. Enjoy!
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The Alchemist is proud to present our range of live resin 0.5ml vape carts
rainbow beltz 1ml $40.00 BTC0.0003548
bubblegum og 1ml $40.00 BTC0.0003548
orange z 1ml $40.00 BTC0.0003548
grapefruit diesel 1ml $40.00 BTC0.0003548
cherry pie 1ml $40.00 BTC0.0003548
pick and mix (2x1ml cart) $78.50 BTC0.0006963
pick and mix (3x1ml) $115.00 BTC0.00102005
pick and mix (5 x 1ml) $180.00 BTC0.0015966
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The Alchemist is proud to present our range of live resin concentrates for larger amounts please message us
rainbow runtz (1g) (sugar) $30.00 BTC0.0002661
fire og (1g) (crumble) $31.00 BTC0.00027497
code red (1g) $31.00 BTC0.00027497
rainbow runtz (2g) (sugar) $55.00 BTC0.00048785
fire og (2g) (crumble) $59.99 BTC0.00053212
code red (2g) $59.99 BTC0.00053212
rainbow runtz (sugar) 3g $80.00 BTC0.0007096
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The Alchemist is proud to present our vegan friendly range of 35mg fruitella fruit chews coming in 3 different flavors (strawberry,lemon and orange)
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10x35mg (350mg) lemon $21.00 BTC0.00018627
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The Alchemist are proud to present our 90mg live resin gummies (5x90mg =450mg)
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29 topics on TheAlchemist420
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TheAlchemist420
🌿🔥 THE “WOULD YOU RATHER” GIVEAWAY – CANNABIS EDITION 💭💚
You all went wild in last week’s giveaway — so let’s turn it up again 🔥

This week’s theme is “Would You Rather – Cannabis Edition”, but with a twist…

We’ve just brewed up something brand new for the community:

🍫 50mg Live Resin Hot Chocolate Sachets – smooth, rich, and perfect for those chill nights in.
☕ 50mg Live Resin Coffee Sachets – bold, energizing, and ideal for starting your day with a buzz.

They’re not even released yet — and you could be one of the first to try both! 👀

🎁 This week’s winner will receive:

1 x 50mg Live Resin Hot Chocolate Sachet

1 x 50mg Live Resin Coffee Sachet

Here’s how to enter:

💬 Drop your best cannabis-related “Would You Rather” question in the comments below 👇

Example:

“Would you rather have unlimited flower but no lighter 🔥, or unlimited edibles but no snacks?”

Then reply to others’ questions with your answer — debates encouraged! 😏

🧾 Rules:

Max 2 entries per person (so make them count!)

Giveaway goes ahead only if we get 10+ unique participants

If we don’t hit 10, your entries roll over into next week’s giveaway automatically

🕛 Closes Sunday 8PM — winner announced shortly after.

These new drinks are coming soon, and we’re hyped to get early feedback from the community that’s been with us from day one 💚

So… which one would you rather sip — the mellow chocolate melt 🍫 or the energizing coffee kick ☕?
biggysmallsisback
would you rather drink the bong water used 10times and not cleaned or smoke microwaved cannabis with damp baccy and red rizla
Nickyblaze247
That's a difficult one. Tbf I've accidentally chugged an ashed drink before, the roach hit my tooth and I spewed 😭😭 so gonna have to go red rizla 🤣🤣
TheAlchemist420
Gotta Be The Bong Water , Avoid The Microwave like the Plague 😂😂
Storm1002
That's a hard one. Probably smoke the microwave cannabis.
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sebwar420
Did one time drew from a bong, nothing nice, but this microwave and red rizla will chase my fuckin nightmares.
TWDuke
That's easy!

"Would you rather I win the Alchemist comp or I lose it?" 🤡
biggysmallsisback
winner right here
kiickzy
Would you rather have unlimited top-shelf weed but it never gets you higher than a mild buzz
OR
only get one joint a week but it sends you to another galaxy every time?
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TheAlchemist420
Mild buzz , very rarely do I want vist mars anyways 😂😂
Nickyblaze247
Would you rather...​Save 100 people now by ending the life of one very old person?
​OR
​Save the one very old person, knowing that 100 people will die?

👀👀🤔🤔
TheAlchemist420
Corr that's a deep one for a Tuesday Night 😂😂 do I know the old person and the 100 people or are they complete strangers ?
kiickzy
Would you rather have weed that lets you access every memory you’ve ever had…
OR
weed that lets you forget anything you want, instantly and permanently?
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TheAlchemist420
I reckon remembering everything would have to be the way to go 💯💯
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kiickzy
Been debating this one in my head myself mate, I think I choose the same. Of course it would be used for deviance hahah
Nickyblaze247
Would you rather be stuck in a never ending loop of the worst day of your life or stuck in a never ending loop of the best day of your life but you gotta sleep through the good bits?
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sebwar420
Jesus some of those are so fuckin hard for Tuesday night. Will try something neutral:
Would you rather smoke some Pakistani strain or Canadian Buds?
🌿 THE UNPOPULAR OPINION GIVEAWAY
Big Things Happening This Week At Our Store 🔥
New 90 mg Gummies Samples 👀
🎉 FLASH GIVEAWAY! 🎉
Back from the Break 💚 💨📦
☀️ We’re Taking a Holiday! 🏖️✈️
🚨 FREE GUMMY WEEKEND! 🚨
Back Open + A Little Thank You! 🛍️Sorry for the Silence
SG1234
by  SG1234
Winner
Happy Friday Biggers !! Free Edibles with all orders this weekend !!!
FREE SAMPLE FOR LOYAL CUSTOMERS
Exciting News
Jet Fuel OG Live Resin Now Available !!!
NEW LIVE RESIN DROPPING TONIGHT AT 10PM
What Do You Want?
New Strains Coming Soon !!! (prize draw)
New Strains Available Now!!
We Are Back!!!!
On Holiday :)
Eubank VS Benn Predictions ??
420 Giveaway
Buffybull
by  Buffybull
Sample
Weekly Football Giveaway !!!
wraith777
by  wraith777
🍯LIVE ROSIN FREE SAMPLE🍯
Jayjayseya
LemonDrop Live resin Cart
Rainbow Beltz Sample Review
Fraud Correlates
We Are Open :)
43 posts by TheAlchemist420
High as a KITE! 🪁
Thank you mate glad you liked them 👌
New Strain Alert ⚠️
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🔥 Fresh Drop Alert! 🔥
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Free Samples 👀👀
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Mushmania
on  Mushmania
New Shop ✅️
Welcome and good luck 💯🍄💙
🔥 Deal Alert! 🔥
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🌈🔥 New Drop Alert! 🔥🌈
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Free Samples !!!!!
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🚨 Back in Stock !!!!!
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Gibby6969
on  Gibby6969
Weed in murcia
where abouts are you going exactly mate ? murcia city? or somwhere in the province ? let me know and ill try and help :)
🔥New Strains🔥
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🚨 GIVEAWAY ALERT! 🚨
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🌈✨ Calling All Cosmic Explorers – FREE Shroomy Samples! 🍄🍫
🍄🍄🍄
FREE SAMPLES !!!!!
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New Strain Coming Soon !!
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New on the menu !!!!
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Sweet review
Glad you Enjoyed Them Mate :) -TheAlchemist
Tropicana Cookies and Jet Fuel OG Now Available !!!
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Now Available in 1ml Carts !!
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New Live Resin Now Available
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aero
on  aero
If you could smoke with any fictional character, who would it be and why?
gotta be Randy Marsh try myself some of that Tegridy LOL
I should have around 20-30 2moro
Whats Price Bro ?
Help with edibles
D9 is already decarbed so you can indeed just squirt it into anything and munch away :) no cooking needed , have a great weekend 4/20 -TheAlchemist
4 More Free Samples Available
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