Siting on a beach or rocks rolling fat joints and catching fish chilling I miss the money from work but not working lol keep safe

Miss fishing so bad. Would die for 48h on the bank in the bivvy with my jar of goodness...ahhh

Agreed mate! I pray its lifted by the glorious 16th June

15th of June I was going Barcelona , weed club called mon ami ,French guy in Catalonia place is amazing , pisses over any dam coffee shop , shatter moon rocks kills it

Well doesn’t this sound great.... opens google.

GF

The money

Tell it how it is Smee! Haha!

(You're right though) :D

Cheers. BB

football! That's all I want back and I'm not a Liverpool fan by any means (can't stand them tbh haha).

Sick of the hypocrits online who keep talking about how it's too dangerous or a disgrace being done out of greed.... these people don't complain about the Amazon warehouses being open so they can buy their "essential" food blenders and dildos... bring back the football! yes police might have to stop some people from gathering outside the stadiums, so what? what else are they doing? crimes down by over a quarter in lockdown....

Don't know why I'm ranting about it lol but I don't get involved elsewhere on the internet and I just really want the football back :(

What team do you follow ?

I'm a United fan mate, we were finally looking back on track but for real this time! I'd settle for watching Stoke on a rainy day at the moment though. There's only so much shit TV a man can take haha

Haha il Take that ,Micheal o Neil should sort us out onwards and upwards , been a shambles last few years

Friends and fam. Missin my best mates little lad like you wudnt beleve saw them nearly every day before this. Miss work who new aye n kfc lol

It'll make you appreciate them even more when you see them again mate. I was talking on the phone to my dad (in his mid 70s now) about this yesterday.

There's not much good that comes from a situation like this, but we were a bit fractured as a society, even as families before this (Brexit and all that left vs right shite) and i think this has made us realise there are more important things in life.

I miss my little nephews like mad too. 8 and 11 years old and made my day every time i saw them. I won't take that for granted again.

Cheers BB

Ye your right mate will never take another moment for granted again. I agree we were fractured society if you could even call us that hopefuly this will sort us out :) brexit drove me mad. We’re with them in spirit hopefuly things will loosen abit soon

Things will deffo loosen up mate. Keep your chin up pal. You'll see them all soon.

Cheers. BB

Cheers bud, you to! Stay safe ?

Have to say just seeing a couple of the lads, the footy, Liverpool fan too, haha. The beach, and just hiking in general, but mostly just a hug from my family, was just supposed to travel to see them the week after all this, been since Christmas at this stage. That's it tho, blaze away in patience and stay safe all

https://littlebiggy.org/link/faoP3R

I started the exact same post a few days ago... it didn't make it onto the wonder wall unfortunately.
Maccys, Costa, the footy ( Liverpool) , having a pint and my Ma minding the kids

Feel for the Liverpool fans , all those years waiting for a title and boom this shit happens , stoke fan myself so hopefully our season is void

Ah football, it’s been so long I’d happily watch Tony Pulis Stoke vs Tony Pulis West Brom at this point.

Iv had years of watching that shit , the blokes a legend In my eyes ,got us promoted ,FA cup finally , sack him get Mark Hughes We get relegated , I’d happily watch pulis ball

thats the most disgusting and enticing idea i have ever heard

the weed

A normal postal service. :(

Dont risk it..
Just ask around when your there and if police stop you just bribe them as thats what the guide books say

I agree, don't risk it.

Turkish Police aren't easy to bribe.

If you want an easy holiday and you've got the cash to bribe Police, go to Thailand or Mexico.

Turkey is a different ball game.

Just my 2p.

Cheers. BB

That's 4p you're up to now mind haha

Buy some tobacco based ones and pack it with them and use their packaging. Co2 carts are best. Don't know anyone who has had a problem.

I've been all over the world myself mate but i would not advise someone to take cannabis to a Muslim country.

Istanbul may be quite cosmopolitan, but go to the wrong part of Turkey (basically anywhere east of the Bosporus strait) with drugs, get caught, and it will not end well....at all.

Just my 2p. YMMV.

Cheers. BB

I guess everyone should watch Midnight Express!

Carts in your luggage, done it loads a times. Even had one in my pocket before and put it in the tray with my phone and money. If asked? It’s CBD, never been asked though.

Best answer for carry on ^^

Before vaping indoors was banned i've even had the audacity to hit a vape in the waiting lounge xD I saw someone else do it so thought heh. This was wayyy before people knew thc vapes were a thing I had a prototype sent from cali lol

I’m not a fan of carts I bought a few when I was in Vancouver and it didn’t touch me. It’s nothing like a bong haha

Fuck me mate I can get blitzed on carts lol

Oh really, I might have to give them another go! Any vendor you recommend?

I buy from MJconcentrates mate but had a couple from SayNo2Drugs.

When I came back from Vancouver I did that with edibles lol I got a pick a mix bag and bought loads of different edibles and took them out the packaging. But on the plane on the way home I opened my bag and WOW the smell it stunk the whole plane out oops

I fly to Germany for work, I always get asked “why do you hire a car at the airport and not get a taxi to the hotel?” “For flexibility i reply” little do they know before I go to the hotel I’ll do a 2 hour drive into NL to get my stash ?

I've flown in and out of the UK with weed MANY times with no issues. Every time I've been to 'Dam I've had at least a few grams in my hold luggage upon return, never more than 5g though. I'd have it in a trouser pocket, folded up in my hold bag. Always arrived safe at the other end. Probably just luck, but also don't think they're as thorough as they like people to think. In saying that, there's really no point IMO as it's easy to find high quality bud and hash in most of Germany. I've been to Berlin, Cologne, and Frankfurt for work a few times and always got offered weed in the first bar we'd set up in. Webehigh is a good site for finding weed abroad. While some of it isn't accurate, it has worked for me more than once.

Hi there
I never did without a checked bag, thus I can not help...
An alternative could be to drive from Köln to the NL and enjoy a great coffee shop as this is not so far...Then you come back with your weed
Enjoy Germany!

This is the best solution in my view. It simply isn't worth getting caught in an airport with weed to try and take it. Many people have and have been fine, but the risk is too great in my opinion. Source something when you are there, don't take it with you dude.

I’d love to but my rental company are anal about me going over 400kms and my journey is about 360

Now you’ve used the word anal you are going to get a lot of bum based advice!😵‍💫

Put it in your bum nobody will find it there.

Was going to say the same I’ve don’t it plenty of times coming back from Amsterdam the scanners only look for weapons and bombs so internal won’t matter bud straight up the bum and your good to go if you can’t do that double wrap in Mylar bags and heat seal then you can put in suitcase bro

Never had any probs coming from dam a wee smelly bag chucked in luggage too easy! Plus always post some ?

My "mate" told me if you're gonna post goodies back take your own envelopes, smell proof bags etc and always go into the Post Office to post ( around 8 euro) that way when it gets to England it arrives in Essex and they're not so strict checking on things. If you drop it in the postbox in the street it arrives in England via Wolverhampton and they're strict cunts and it's highly likely to get found.

Really? I can’t tell if your taking the piss haha I have to say it has crossed my mind.

Dont stick stuff up your arse mate (unless thats your thing - we arent in prison). Behind the balls is fine or discretely stashed in luggage. Worked many times for a guy i know...

If is stashed somewhere on my body won’t that show up on the body scanners?

Don't try hiding it on your body at all, friend thought he was clever & tied loads of little bags to the string waistband on his shorts & got caught. Was hilarious to watch security pulling them out like a magicians scarves tho. A different friend has been successful a few times taking jelly bean sized balls of hash in a giant jar of jelly beans. It's also worth noting that even dogs can't smell through petroleum jelly, wrap it up then smear a generous amount of vaseline on cling film then wrap it round whatever you want to get through & your OK as long as you don't get searched, or maybe bury it in a big jar of vaseline or 2, you may appear to be a bit of a pervert but it's better than getting your smoke discovered

that's a great idea. throw in some whips and a pair of handcuffs and you just come across as a law abiding pervert. might have to try this the next time I go to the states.

I am not airport security bud, as i say worked in the past. Think they are looking for weapons and bombs more than little lumps of hash, but do be cautious. I wouldnt recommend breaking any laws dude, be careful all about personal choice. Id rather they found a lump in my shorts than have to put stuff up my bum!

Yes

Haha true just the thought of me in a room squatting and some border dude checking my anus is empty puts me of a bit hahahaha

Double wrap that shiiit in a condom and dip it in honey and shallow my brother..


Then buy 5liter water and add as much salt as possible and start drinking my friend you should vomit that shit out very soon..


Or you can shiit it out and fish it out 💩 🤮


Now are your really addicted ?

Wouldn't even bother trying. It's not worth the BS that would come with getting caught. Let the 'officials' do the work and post it to yourself if you have an address you can access whilst abroad? EDIT just read your reply further down about the hotel and the boss. He won't know!! Get it posted there! He has no right to know what you've had posted. Could be something for your trip like medication that you forgot to take....

The only way I've got a fair bit of smoke aboad was by car. I hired a car in Calais and went over as a foot passenger on the ferry. It was a road trip around Europe with some mates on their bikes. That was easy!!

Never travelled anywhere without an 1/8th of hash in my pocket. Pop it in my mouth like a sweet just before I get to the scanner.

Only place I didn't risk it was USA but I was going to a legal state anyway.

If you need a clean CRB for your job, don't risk it. If you don't need a clean CRB, then put it in your bum. It's really the worst worst rubbish getting busted at an airport.

Sorry bud but Banged up Abroad comes to mine...not worth the risk.

Haha

I have been told many many times that carts are the way forward with travelling and crossing boarders.

Last time I actually bought a secret stash Clip lighter (you unscrew the bottom) and filled that
Also another one is get a few pens and in one of them take the ink cartridge out and wrap ground up bud in cling film and stuff the barrel. Of course make sure the barrel is a solid colour and not a transparent Bic!

However you smuggle it I advise grinding up the bud before hand. You can pack more and it’s also convenient for when you do use it

So glad I found this old thread!

Whatever you decide to do chuck it in a mylar bag, heat seal it and then repeat. This will solve any scent issues- up to you where you want to "store" it then, but I'm not sure if I would want one of those bags up my arse!

I know a couple chaps who put it in a bottle of suncream wrapped in clingy. Worked every single time.

Wouldn't dare try it with carry on mate. Checking a bag is the best, and put some behind soap in a sealed soap dish ;) Although I've brought some hash back in my jacket pocket coming from Amsterdam - felt like William Hayes in Midnight Express - it was quite the buzz! I was all ready to feign ignorance, ha ha.

I always get a fresh pot of hair wax. Double bag and tape up a Q Scoop out some wax put the bud at the bottom smooth back over and chuck in your wash bag. Tried and tested worked for me many times with carry on luggage.

I've taken stuff on holiday to Spain numerous times, but always in checked luggage. Sorry, I know you said you weren't checking luggage, but there it is. Check a bag is my advice.

Just an idea, why not order on here before you go so it’s waiting when you get there?

I did that when I flew to Portugal it worked perfectly I was absolutely buzzing. But unfortunately this time I will be staying with a friend at his parents hotel and apparently a few weeks ago it all kicked off because a staff member had there stuff delivered to the hotel and his dad found out and went mad. And I’m looking to get employed so I don’t want to piss him off before meeting him haha

Get a vac seal and vacuum seal bags and vac seal your weed and once you do that put it in the check in bag not carry on youlll be good just make sure it’s in your clothes in the bag and you’ll be good

I suggest that for travel, mct infused drops in a 10ml sealed bottle are the most inconspicuous option

If I have edibles I seem to need about 1000mg before it does anything I don’t know why? It’s super annoying and expensive so I don’t really bother anymore

Are they made by you or premade? I guy doing our path a few weeks back said he could eat bags of them and no effect. I gave him a few of my homemade ones to take night fishing for him and his mate. One pink kush around 25mg and one multiple strain around 20mg. He came back Monday and said they were both battered for the whole night!

A company called smugglers duds make some boxer shorts with a hidden compartment which i recommend. They would just chuck it away, but you might miss your flight so be safe mate. Peace and fine herb to you

I don’t see how they would work as the body scanner would spot I have something in my pants.

You’d have to hope😂😂

yes, if it doesn't arrive in 2 weeks contact escrow suisse and make a dispute

I've also been waiting over 2 weeks for EU tracked, but they won't give me the tracking number nor update me on it's status, which, while I'm sure they are a verified vendor, is quite poor customer service.

Same issue with them. Actually standard EU option disappears when you make a purchase- I would prefer non-tracked for stealth reasons.

Did TGT give you any update yet?

I have placed an order with them on 21.04, they marked as sent on 22.04 and I've received it on 05.05.

EU order

Congratulations. Glad yours dropped. I'm still waiting ordered 14g purp Dawg on 15th April 1st class uk dom. Boo hoo.

Mine was an EU order, so wow, 1st class UK should be faster than international S&T

I've seen my deliveries jump from next day to currently 4 days. I think the backlog is now starting to spread more widely. I have decided to order some special delivery (which still seems to be making it through quickly, according to some people) to reduce the wall climbing. It's really hard to be patient... I've even resorted to using my old decarbed weed for edibles. However, I've looked at it as a well needed tolerance break (however involuntary!). I hope your order arrives soon! Keep the faith!

Me to. No communications. Just blame Royal Mail. If that many parcels have gone missing. Then it is definitely something on there side

Mine just arrived after 13days! And I’ve had loads of other mail and parcels with no issue. I really don’t think it’s the green teams fault. I’ve exchanged a few messages with TGT While waiting and have always had a response the same day, granted I was getting the same reply as you guys, that it was out of their hands and down to Royal Mail. They’re just being truthful, there’s not much more they can tell you tbf. Hang in there I’m sure it’s on it’s way!

Same here, mine took 9 days to come, normal order from TGT would be 3 tops.

Have faith!

Been waiting 18 days about 14 working days 1st class uk dom.Hoping it drops today but not holding my Breath. TGT have been responding to my worries and reassure me it's been sent and the probs are with RM. Did you get any joy ??

Hi,

No I didnt show !! do you know the website to contact escrow im having issues

No sorry. I never had to dispute b4. But if you find out can you let me know. Mine didn't drop either so think I'm gonna have to dispute myself. Will message TGT again to see what they say.

Been waiting 20 days on an oz, last message from them was 6 days ago offering a 50% reship as it was sent regular post, nothing through the post yet for the reship, hopefully it'll arrive tomorrow, but they haven't ben replying to any messages. They're usually spot on, good delivery times, quality etc, and have never had a problem before.

Hi,

could someone please send me link to credit suisse as i cant find the right company to get a refund. Please help

I'm new here so not 100%
But as far as I'm aware you just message her in your chat. Type her name in the top.
Sorry if this doesn't help

How much did you waited?

Living on a small Scottish island i think people need to slow down with travelling, all it will take is one person from the mainland to travel to the islands and it could be devastating as most of the population is older. I don't think the tourists or any government realise that but starting to open up travel again could destroy small island like this but tourists never think like that as long as they get to come and see some nice views.. Rant over. Hope all is good with yourself? :)

Same boat here. Not in Scotland, but my area is only safe for as long as we can keep the english tourism away! My beaches are going to be rammed next week and i fear we are going to have our safety bubble popped.

I feel for you guys,but hordes of tourists have never been much of a problem here in Doncaster for some reason.

Its just so deafening that areas can work as hard as they need to to keep people safe and then all off a sudden tourists start coming and we have no say in the matter. As long as the tourist industry makes money no one seems to care about the locals, same way it has always been unfortunately.

We should all go on a mass riot. Middle age and middle class too, ha ha. Or everyone just go out and sit outside, that suits my pace better.
That's me starting the movement off outside, - it's looking like I might be on my own. But it's a slimmer pre lockdown image of me really, but if course you guys guessed that already.
I need to sort the skin out on my feet yuch.

But hey I can touch my toes.....

Honestly, my axe is blunt from swinging it over this!! Its made the Celtic alliance stronger than ever!! I feel for you my cornish cousins!!!

Yeah but we can still relax more with our usual bit of help.
My predictive text was going to say with our usual support but that's not what stoners do it for.
And yes I think the mass tourists and tourism was not tooooooooo clever.
:) deep breath ):
But many thanks to the supply on here over the 6 months , cheers for keeping it going guys!!
I have to admit it spooked me when the reports of the pandemic started - just seeing those HAZMAT suits and things, my very old Dad sent us all an email to say that we should all just stay in lockdown and live with it ""People suffered and endured worse during the war..." and then there was another one about war time rationing comparing it to the mass panic buying of food and toilet rolls. He has a point but it was an embittered rant so I cast it from my mind asap. But we can't resist a drink, a smoke and a good gathering it seems.
Although why did some people drive 200 miles to look at something (I forget what the purpose was but there were several stories like this), when if course they would get caught cos they were the only cars on the road. The cops can see you with their eyes without needing ANPR.
Lockdown certainly made me even more lazy and unfit, I have anxiety about what legitimate excuses I can find to come up with now things are easing and both Uber eats and deliveroo can still deliver food and groceries , with still some special offers out there. (Yes shameful I know :) but I dont drive, lame yes but it's all I can summon up in the darkness of this night.
As for panic buying ( weeeee I'm flying now), yeah people have the right to ensure they had enough food to last, but I wonder how many panic buyers considered their fellow man (AND WOMAN - before I get shouted at lol.
Finally I wonder if they have had to scale down toilet roll production to until the toilet mountain is diminished.
Who knows ?
Who can tell?

CONTINUE TO STAY SAFE STONED HAPPY AND WELL GUYS...AND DOLLS.

The shops, cafes pubs and barbers are now open, albeit with restrictions-- but what more does one need?

I wonder if they are taking lots of toilet roll with them ? They cant have used it already? The sewers or the beaches will skid to a halt.
Oh god sorry that sounded so much more funnier in my head. If enough people complain I will take it down :( :(

Shelves in my supermarket are empty again due to the increase of tourists to my area. Before any change in welsh travel rule. So god help us next week! Durdle Door - Part 2 ...Welsh Edition!

Hiya matey nice to hear from you again. Hope your spirits are high, well as something else lol.

Loads and loads of people have ‘cottage industries’ at home, where they are making stuff as a sideline and running online businesses from home, trading on ebay, buying parts and equipment etc. I wouldn't worry about it, the postmen and women probably have got better things to do than wonder what people are getting delivered. Poor stealth and smells from the parcels would be more of a worry though..

It's against the law for anyone other than the person named on the package to open it, they'd need a warrant to do so.

Nah mate especially with the lockdown. In the last year iv had over 50 ndd without any problems.

The old bill are aware....
https://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/news/plymouth-news/police-deliver-message-people-buying-4149160

They need a warrant, they have zero checks mate it’s the Royal Mail, it’s not been updated for like a century. Like treebee said it’s if it’s poor stealth. They are more likely to rob it then give it in to the office. I wouldn’t worry mate unless you got a kilo coming through the door