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on TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

Stoner Red Flags Giveaway 🚩

The guy who always asks you to smoke but never brings his own bud

on TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

Stoner Red Flags Giveaway 🚩

Win a sample of our new 50mg Hybrid Capsules (50% D9 • 50% Live Resin • MCT Oil) 👀🔥

We all know a stoner with a red flag so big it needs its own warning label 😅
Let’s hear yours…

💬 What’s a STONER RED FLAG you instantly notice in someone?

Example:

“Says ‘I’m fine’ after a 100mg edible… then you don’t see them for 6 hours.” 😂

Random wheel will be spun on Friday to pick the winner👇

🎁 Prize:
A sample of our brand new 50mg Hybrid Capsules
⚡ 50% D9
🌿 50% Live Resin
🛢️ Blended with MCT oil

These things HIT. Smooth, hybrid balance, clean effects.

+4.5

Nickyblaze247

There's a certain stoner i like to call an "elevenerife" you'll tell a story about going to tenerife and this person will swear blind they went to elevenerife 😭😭 or they've more drugs than anyone ever 🤣

+4.2

TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

Meet plenty of these in my time 🤣🤣🤣

+4.2

ManLikeStretch

When someone rolls roach by ripping a rizla packet instead of card and then present a baggy zoot...

+1.2

TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

Ripping a rizla pack regardless of how the zoot comes out is just a no go 💯💯😂😂😂

+4.2

Buffybull

The lad who gives the roach back piss wet, after chatting shit! 🕺🏿

+2.2

TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

Arghh this is a proper red flag this one 🤣🤣🤣

1313

this is a serious medical condition that insensitive biggaz need to recognise. starting with subsidised weed from the government of little biggy. also potentially racist so perhaps double up on the allocation.

TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

😂😂😂😂😂

sebwar420

When someone going constantly smoking your stash with you never buying a shit... Those kind of friends are always broke but always stoned 😑

TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

Yea I got one of these in my Friend group, he got short arms and deep pockets lol 😆 😂

Nickyblaze247

People who think everyone else gets mids compared to them 🤣

TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

💯💯💯💯😅😅😅😅

Mushmania

People who suck the life out of a joint when you pass it to them 🚩 carm down dragon lungs 🐉🫁

TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

This and giving it back with a wet roach 🤢

+3.2

Apexskunk2

The gaming stoner “I’ll be online later”

We never see them (well they don’t me) 😂

TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

💯💯💯💯🤣🤣🤣

engreekez

Anyone who uses those juicy jay papers. Begone

TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

100% Agree 😂😂😂

GdogHd1

The kid at school that says he’s “smoked with his stepdad” but when presented with the joint doesn’t inhale properly. We showed him how it’s done and watched his soul leave his body as he proceeded to take 3 of the biggest drags I’ve ever seen. It was at this moment he knew he fucked up. As he turned bright green then proceeded to have what I can only describe as a mental break down. Scary shit when your 15 and class is starting in 10mins. Good times

TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

😂😂😂😂😂😂

BigD9328

I used to know a guy who would roll one up and smoke two thirds of it then pass the last bit around. The problem with this was he's so stingy he would only put weed in the part he was smoking and then just be passing a roll up around to people. It obviously didn't take long for us all to realise what he was doing and we all stopped taking his joints so I guess the stingy fucker got what he wanted in the end. Absolute degenerate behaviour, don't be like this guy people.

Riewd

Toploaders

BBDoom

a red flag is something that gives the game away, like building 7, died suddenly and unexpectedly, two tier policing, etc.

i struggle to find a red flag for a stoner,
of course the big one is the glass eyes

ssray

biggest red flag is the orbiter, we all got that one friend or friend of a friend who will orbit just to smoke free bud.

get this i know a guy who will try to initiate a smoke when he brings no bud, papers roach or even lips that don’t soggy the roach. brother sucks the roach and hands it wetter than the pacific, absolute weapon.

TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

Funny how every smoke group tends to have atleast 1 "Orbiter" 😂😂😂

Zeek

The exaggerating older stoner who hilariously thinks weed is weaker now than it was in his day...nothing to do with a 40 year tolerance build up lol

TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

I've heard that a fair few times lol 😆 😅 😂

chicagopunk

anyone who uses swans tbh. i've also personally witnessed the fatal error of a friend eating the other half of the edible after deciding it wasn't hitting quick enough

TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

😂😂😂😂😂

Californiarudralis

Aye its better than the last lot mate.......

TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

💯💯💯💯

Smokeasaurus

Always have that one friend who "doesnt want anything" when getting takeout after a smoke sesh, then proceeds to eat half ya scran! Does my head in 😭😂

JamJam420

Someone who only smokes from your stash but won't share theirs

TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

💯💯💯💯

fur20fwendly

"This weed doesn't work for me" - dude who smokes less than everyone else who's blasted off the same weed that "doesn't work".

TWDuke

Hi Alchemist

On the continent we put tobacco in everything.

I once had a guy react aggressively after passing him the smoke: I had mistakenly told him do you want the joint but it was tobacco and hash instad of weed and hash. "THAT'S NOT A JOINT THAT'S A SPLIFF!" he said and he was clearly pissed off with me,

How cool can you NOT get?

TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

Is there acctually a difference between a joint and a spliff , I thought it was more of a generational thing 😂😂

BaldEagleBakery 9.9/10

Someone who hasn’t tried out our edibles 😎

+3.2

TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

Trying to promote your edibles on another Pages give away is red flag if ive ever seen one 🚩🚩🚩🤔😂

BaldEagleBakery 9.9/10

Standard 😂😂

TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

It's All Good Bro it's All Love 😂💙

BaldEagleBakery 9.9/10

I know bro, I just like to be a cunt 😂😂

TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

Don't we All 🤣🤣🤣

Suckyourgill

When someone waits ages for the adverts to come on ( To get a drink or have a piss) while watching something on TV then realising after about 2 hours you're watching BBC1

Nickyblaze247

I'd say the red flag is them watching BBC 🤣

TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

💯💯💯💯💯

Mushmania

Anyone who rolls there joints with rolling tobacco 👎 get in the bin 🗑

MightyRux

I think almost everyone I've ever known has skinned up with rolling tobacco other than me.

Mushmania

Same 🤣🤣🤣

TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

Controversial one this 👀👀👀

TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

💯💯💯💯

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+1 votes

on CreamOfTheCrop’s Concentrates / Extracts 9.9/10

3.5g Melon Crashers Sugar Competition! 🔥

$115,223 24/09/25 16:10

1 post

+2 votes

on Ganesh 9.7/10

Special Deal 7g OG Kush Sugar $95 & Giveaway! 💜

Liverpool 3, Newcastle 2

on Ganesh 9.7/10

Special Deal 7g OG Kush Sugar $95 & Giveaway! 💜

Guess the full-time scoreline for the following match.
⚽️ Match: Newcastle vs Liverpool
📅 Date: Monday 25/08 21:00
Rules: You must have more than 10 buys on littlebiggy.

Anyone who guesses correctly will win 1g OG Kush Sugar.

Good luck to all. 💜

Californiarudralis

Newcastle 2 Liverpool 3
13.43 24/8
Its absolute fire this extract. I have no shame whatsoever entering this comp after recieving a free sample. No shame or guilt whatsoever. Ive been giving it a bit of thought and id swap my gran for 7g of this shizzle!
Thanks for the comp.

Ganesh 9.7/10

Please do not swap your gran for 7g of anything. 😆💜

gillysensei

3 - 1 Liverpool. Much Love Ganesh, was hoping to buy off you soon anyways especially after seeing nickyblazes review! Just need to get my money up 🙏

gillysensei

Btw if i end up winning, how do i consume this sugar substance? Do i eat it ? Can i put it in a Joint ? 😂

Californiarudralis

I get a bud and prep it for the grinder, then score it with a knife until its like a bud taco. With the tip of the knife put sugar into middle of taco. Close taco. Put taco in grinder and freeze the shebang in a ziplock. Let freeze. Grind immediately on removal! Pronto. Use the weed as normal.