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5 topics on TokezSmokeum710

3 posts

+7 votes

by TokezSmokeum710

Oro Verde Inc, still waiting for my refund

10 posts

+19 votes

by TokezSmokeum710

Dispute time

by TokezSmokeum710

Dispute time

How long do disputes take togo through? Dealing with a bit of a silly vendor (will name post issue but want to get this sorted first)
Made several claims the items where mailed only to go back on that word and say he needed a bigger box. Now he claims he sent my order to some one else effectively screwing up multiple orders.
Just curious if I will receive a full refund? I have kept screenshots documenting all correspndance and they are just trying to cover up their inadequacies with kindness claiming I am giving abuse, which I have the messages and screenshots to disprove.

GungaDin

Nobody can tell you what you'll get. Check the order to find out how many days left to run before settlement. Always a good idea to settle if you can, but don't close the dispute on a promise.

TokezSmokeum710

I have disputed it, the vendor seems like he is open to a full refund but I made sure to screenshot and document the whole conversation as they have out right lied on at least 2 possibly 3 occasions about mailing it.

GungaDin

Auto-settlement Borg doesn't care about your evidence I'm afraid 'settled by reputation'. If they're open to the refund tell them to send it and close the dispute once received. Unless something has changed (?) there isn't an option to refund via LB, they need to send to you directly.

TokezSmokeum710

So even if theyve scammed me if they have a good rep they get to keep the funds?
Well in that case I'll message the seller and seek a refund and if their not amicable I'll be sure to let buyers know to avoid.
Honestly seems a bit silly in how refunds work, I have all the evidence I need to prove the sellers lies.

GungaDin

Good sellers don't want disputes so try to resolve, shitty sellers don't usually win disputes. Ditto buyers. It mostly works out (generally speaking).

Always best to resolve if you can.

TokezSmokeum710

Any more info on how long disputes take to settle? Sellers not communicating now and I am putting off ordering anything else until its settled.

TokezSmokeum710

Kinda worried it'll ruin my reputation with other vendors, but like I say I can provide message and screenshots showing how unprofessional the vendor is being.

ig88420

To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven: a time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted; a time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up; a time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance; a time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together; a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing; a time to get, and a time to lose; a time to keep, and a time to cast away; a time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak; a time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace....and of course a time to dispute.

6 posts

+16 votes

by TokezSmokeum710

Shake/trim deals?

by TokezSmokeum710

Shake/trim deals?

Which if any vendors doing 250grams of trim or shake for reasonable price? Wanting to get baking and cooking up some treats for me and my dad.

Johnnyh2

Could try OV out mate new batch looks nice
https://littlebiggy.net/link/Q9lIju

TokezSmokeum710

They only list up to 28g, was looking for bulk at least 250 so i can make a decent wee whack of edible treats to see us through the new year.

Johnnyh2

Drop them a DM mate

Riley_packs 9.7/10

Check us out. 3 strains in currently

Rp
✌️

8 posts

+21 votes

by TokezSmokeum710

Is it just me that royal mail hates?

by TokezSmokeum710

Is it just me that royal mail hates?

For nearly a year now I've never had a parcel come on time, and that's regardless if where it's sent from. Be it clothes or shoes or weed and hash it's always ta least 2 days late. It's beyond a joke, no I don't expect anything to happen I'm just venting a bit. Waiting on smoke for me and my dad and it's looking like it won't be here til Monday. Fucking shit show of a company they run, can only imagine the carnage their going to be dealing with next month l.

BBDoom

I've been on T24 for the vast majority of orders for a while now, when i order on the fri if those don't land nxt day which they usually do they many times show up on sundays.

Blazin_Esx

Have you ever ordered from The Gents? They have a 100% NDD record for me and they send the tracking link when the order is sent.

BBDoom

The Gents speedyness and stealth is outstanding.
Just had another t24 show up, sunday.
lets go!
Hope all is well my friend and your already starting to put a portion of some orders away for Christmas into the stash.
take care!

Blazin_Esx

I've only had two RM deliveries on a Sunday in my life and they were both from LB vendors.

I'm good mate, hope you are too. I've been squirrelling away my referral bonuses for a few xmas treats. Planning on starting to roll my own donut joints for a festive project.

TokezSmokeum710

I guarantee it wouldn't be for me, doesn't matter what delivery option I select it seems the royal mail just can't fucking do their jobs right 😆

DiamondExtracts 9.7/10

Very weird, we have orders going to Scotland on the regular that are NDD, same with northern ireland.

Where abouts are you located?

by TokezSmokeum710

Serious help needed.

Went to finalize my order and clicked cancel instead and I have no idea what to do now?! The payment was confirmed and has come out of my crypto. Com app account and I can't find my wallet address anywhere to reply to the refund Borg! Really stressing out now, just when I thought I had it all sussed out I go and fudge it up.

Srfcsean 9.5/10

Just go in to your app wallet and it should show under recent transactions click it and it should have addesss sent from and to , and the block and hashtag thing , it’s there some were man if it was taking , hope you get it resolved soon

TokezSmokeum710

It's now saying payment received here though? Messaged the help Borg and the vendor to see what my options are but I'm sitting here tearing out what little hair I have left cursing myself that I've just lost 250 😭

TokezSmokeum710

I didn't account for fees and was trying to rectify weights but instead cancelled the whole order.

TokezSmokeum710

Can't find my wallet address all I can find is the wallet I sent it too and the transaction hash. Well fucked myself I guess.

Budzinho 10/10

Do not fear you have not lost your money as long as you have sent to the Bitcoin address shown.

1.
Visit crypto.com and login.

2.
After you have logged in to your account, click Wallet.

3.
Find your cryptocurrency to deposit (Bitcoin) and select Deposit.

Make sure it's a Bitcoin address not another crypto, for clarification your Bitcoin address will start with either 'bc1, 3 or 1'.

Then copy and send that Bitcoin address over to refund borg here and they will get it sorted for you pal.

TokezSmokeum710

Aaah, the clearly obvious bitty I definitely overlooked! Thank you so much Budzino, found it in an instant with that help.
For sure this is a great forum place to be!

Budzinho 10/10

It's a steep learning curve for most people here don't worry about it, after a couple orders you will be doing it subconsciously.

You should get your refund back to your crypto.com wallet within a few days.

Enjoy your weekend buddy.

TokezSmokeum710

You too man, and yeah just when I thought I was all learned up boom I hit a false summit 😆 I'll get there. The vendor I'm trying to order from is pistach and I've had a good few successful orders with them out with lb so it should be all good. Not gonna go for the refund options though until they reply and see if we can just rectify my collosal mess up. Again, thank you so much for being reassuring and helpful and have a fantastic weekend.

TokezSmokeum710

Though I think before I send my bitcoin address for refund I'll wait until I hear what the vendor and help Borg say. Hopefully I can just rectify the order and take off a 3.5. Curse you crypto.com and your mad fees!

Srfcsean 9.5/10

Yea click that and match the payment to what you sent it’s not gone man , help Borg will help you out when online , if you have the transaction hash thing it can be found I wouldn’t worry just may take bit of time to sort between you help Borg and vendor , but 💯 your money isn’t gone don’t be worrying

TokezSmokeum710

Thank you, I'm so new to the whole crypto thing and crypto dot com absolutely rinses you for fees so I'll be changing asap. It hurts more because the majority of the order is my dad's so I feel like I'm fucking him over too 😅 seems a great little community here and I hope I haven't buggered myself too much. Seriously can't find my wallet address but like you say I have the transaction hash and I just want to rectify the order and change some weights. Thank you so much for keeping me calm, have a blessed day.

Srfcsean 9.5/10

Just sit tight and wait for refund Borg to get back to you , it will al be good in the end , no worrries man you to talk soon

TokezSmokeum710

Bless this community, I think I'm home 💚

31 posts by TokezSmokeum710

2 posts

+4 votes

on [Exclusive] Top Shelf UK 9.7/10

Old school head dream strain

Either way Ill for sure be grabbing some of the top shelf uk come payday. Been eyeing it a while while sticking to budget friendly options but I just … + 2 more

+11

on [Exclusive] Top Shelf UK 9.7/10

Old school head dream strain

Ever dreamed of combining all your favourites into one magical strain?

Listed now is Cheesewalker, a combination of Cheese, Skywalker OG and White Widow. Don't miss out if any of these tickle your fave your fancy.

petergreen

I am literally scared by this strain 😂 Hats off to the breeder.

Senior187

I'm a cheese fiend so let's ave it. Ordered the Exo cheese and this one... white widow flatlined me back in the 00's. What a combo this is

MightyRux

My God, this is superb. I currently have a very, very strong head high and stone battling for supremacy, and I'm completely locked to the bed. Only had 2 joints in 3 hours, and I'm so wonderfully baked. I'd've bought loads of this if I'd got in earlier. My compliments to the chef!

MightyRux

Think I may have had the last of it when I asked if there was any left (as it wasn't listed any more, but, you never know!) last night before placing an order. It was the FOMO that made me ask on the off chance.

stickygreenfingers

Will this return?

TheHashCollective23 9.8/10

Been told it will. Can't say when.

1 post

+6 votes

on LadyLouise

Still a new Bigga

Newbie here myself, think I'll be here to stay that's for sure. I usually get for me and my dad from a postal vendor and it's nice to see that they ar…

+25.5

on LadyLouise

Still a new Bigga

Who is still so new to using biggy they do a little dance when the product is in their hands?

Makes me love my moron of a postman too.

I thought I had to travel to the states or Amsterdam to try D9, Vapes, Edibles and stuff like that!

I’ve really only hated my purchases like 3 times and my local guy used to disappoint me twice a week.

Shout out to RealD for the best shake on the planet. DiamondExtracts for great deals on D9. THEGREENTEAM for both one gram flavour deals and tasty vapes.
JustWeed for the fastest delivery I’ve had.
& maybe Nfused, I had the nicest flavour vape I’ve ever tried but one of the two just didn’t work properly and I’ve just never been back. But the gelato 33 was incredible.

I love this place 💚

+29

Blazin_Esx

I don't think the buzz of receiving a parcel from an LB vendor ever totally goes away.

BigRoo

Completely agree. I'm still excited by the postie arriving. I've also made a concerted effort to get to know all my postmen. The last fella would sign parcels for me and stick them through the letter box when I wasn't in. Am working on the new guy.

+18

pollypuff23

I ❤️Postie 🤗

+10

LadyLouise

To be fair, I like him a lot more than I used to 😅

+13

HarvMac

My postman is a fuckin geezer . To the point where I’ve actually trusted him to sign for my signed for deliveries if I’m not going to be in. He even takes my bins in for me if I’m out at work proper going that extra step. As BB said, just a £20 at Christmas time or Easter or something doesn’t half make his day/week/month but also reminds me that he’s keeping me sane by handing me these parcels!

Wambamthankyoumam1 9.8/10

Mine's on my Christmas card list this year

BBDoom

Nice post my friend, take care Harv.

BigRoo

I made friends with my old postie so he'd sign stuff when I wasn't home and post it anyway. I'm working on my new guy now.

DiamondExtracts 9.7/10

If you leave a note saying to post anything that fits, that gives them something to photograph for the delivery.

BBDoom

Remember to tip that 'moron' at Christmas time.
Mine gets a score every Christmas.
This year i may get him gloves too.

+11

LadyLouise

I’ve know him for 15 years, he’s probably suspicious at how nice I have been since April 😅 he will most definitely be in for a score this year, the two of my regular ones! He’d be up for a blowjob if he was a little earlier in the day for my by 1pm’s 😂

fommysWitAttitude

this bigga

Splendz

il take his spot , what area does he doo 😂

Babbstar1 9.9/10

Pahahhaha

Lee5

Happens everyday.
Not to me though🤣🤣🤣

Wambamthankyoumam1 9.8/10

Some good recommendations there. Did you contact NFUSED, he might've sent you out another vape. All your local vendors will be hand delivering before 1PM now!

LadyLouise

Was the first time I negative reviewed anybody and he inboxed me because I changed my review from a 10 to a 4. Might have crapped my pants and told him I was afraid of accepting anything as goodwill and changed it back to a 10 and deleted my review.

Wambamthankyoumam1 9.8/10

I wouldn't have thought it would've been any bother for him to send out another vape, most vendors would rather keep their customers happy.

LadyLouise

I can find you the transcript if you really want it but, I just felt like I wouldn’t trust it after that situation. The one that worked made me love vapes. But I don’t want to die because I left a bad review 😂

Wambamthankyoumam1 9.8/10

Ah I see, his loss I suppose.

MightyRux

It's always very exciting. Ordering loads can feel like Christmas. Postie is sound, fortunately. It's sort of waring off for me after over 18 months of being on here. Almost.

LadyLouise

Really don’t think I’ll ever visit a street dealer or whatever again, turned into one myself making chocolates! 😂🤣 my dad has Parkinson’s and I’ve been making him 50mg chocolates from D9

Splendz

Couldnt agree more with the dealer comment , my dealer must think ive emigrated . 😂 and on the postie man subject , our postie is top notch , as he signs parcels for me that come needing a siggy (tut tut vendors). And dont look ya average postie having tattoos up his chops . But what a legend of a bloke . Big up postie , never judge a book by its cover 🏆

Lee5

The immediate inner smile when I see them is pure xtc.
Got my first REALD skittles shake on its way.. looking forward👀.
( Shout to my man Brent-🤝🏻)

LadyLouise

Really is up there as my favourite Product/Vendor. Excited to order some D9 this week too to make Christmas Chocolates 😋

AquaBlu3

My Postie has a special beep for me when he's outside my gates now, it's been burned into my brain. Now it's like a dog whistle and I come running like a lab. And I agree, has made me closer to my Postie lmao.

Titus_Pullo

Yup , still love to hear that rattle of the letterbox when I'm waiting, street dealers are for emergency situations only

+3.2

zerocool40

I love receiving parcels from LB, when I hear the beep from the postie when he scans my parcel and posts it through my letterbox I’m grinning from ear to ear 😊

I love LB and the community we have here it’s awesome 💚

Green Avenger Weed 9.6/10

As a vendor ye get tha buzz when ye send it out an ye see the woman in the post office scanning it a she hasn’t got a clue that the is 14.0g of bud in tha one

HempLady 9.3/10

Hey LadyLouise Great to have you here

Peace and love

Mary

2 posts

+2 votes

on PISTACH 9.6/10

ignored messages and sent me mids

As stated on another post, I have had nothing but bad interactions with you. Out right bullshitting about it being sent out across multiple orders and… + 2 more

+2.2

on PISTACH 9.6/10

ignored messages and sent me mids

hes ignored messages for days and decided to just send me some bullshit terrible smelling mids instead of what I actually paid for. if he makes good on my order, ill update this.

PISTACH 9.6/10

get out of here. you're just spamming if you have a problem message us directly we will sort it

Prof.Cameron

Bullshit I've sent 4 messages over terrible bud I've been sent and you haven't even read them let alone replied

1 post

+1 votes

on {hiring} {for hire}

yall biggas hiring?

Id make a great sales rep and product tester 👀

+2.2

on {hiring} {for hire}

yall biggas hiring?

yes we are

-product tester and reviewer

-product media management

-social media management

-sales reps

you may apply for more than one role

make a short application stating which role and why you would be the ideal candidate

any successful applicants will be contacted

pollypuff23

Huh? 🤔

ganja 9.8/10

@pollypuff23

we are looking to hire people for specific tasks and roles

any questions about the tasks and roles must be posted here

all applications must be posted here

pollypuff23

This site is like Groundhog Day sometimes. Proceed with extreme caution Biggas...

grits

can you be more specific please

pollypuff23

Man, you’ve been around long enough!

+1.2

J3dr0b

I’d make a great product tester or sales rep, I’ve been smoking for almost 18 years at this point and in my time I’ve made many a friend who likes to toke

astroquick

I'm the ideal candidate because I'm a professional chef and have been my whole career...tasting, testing and constructive feedback is what I do! Nuances palate and a new but serious medical user.

ganja 9.8/10

great lets talk on chat

Nickyblaze247

Any testers needed? More than happy to leave honest and frank feedback 😁 been a stoner for nearly 23 years now, can name nearly every stone 🤣 but seriously shout me if you need anything testing bud! 💚

Big love and guidance 💚

ganja 9.8/10

great lets talk on chat

SoL4R

Hi any more spaces for the product reviews and testers?

ganja 9.8/10

yes

make a short application here stating why you would be the ideal candidate

SoL4R

I think I’d make an ideal candidate as I’ve bin in to cannabis for over 20 years. It’s helped me through some ruff times and lots of good. I’ve just started experimenting in extracts as I’m a bit old school and I’m finding the variety exceptionally interesting from different textures and variations of terps and loads of different things you can do with them from just straight dabbing or decarbing to eat or pop in a vape. All in all I love my family food and weed 💚. Thanks for reply

ganja 9.8/10

great lets talk on chat

+1.2

ganja 9.8/10

@TokezSmokeum710
great lets talk on chat

@J3dr0b
great lets talk on chat

1 post

+3 votes

on crumble 9.8/10

1g dosidos crumble sample promo

Will you hold one til monday if possible? Im putting an order i for my dad but grudge ordering over the weekend.

+11

on crumble 9.8/10

1g dosidos crumble sample promo

only $5 each

one per customer

twenty available

+11

ganja 9.8/10

20x $5 1g sample sold

30x more $5 1g sample added

1 per customer

16/03/25

just 20x more $5 1g sample remaining

16/03/25

just 10x more $5 1g sample reamining

17/03/25

Goose72

Looking forward to trying mine when it arrives

JebusChris6

Absolutely the same here, love a bit of Dosidos

ganja 9.8/10

@Goose72

you will enjoy it im sure

do leave feedback

Sarithan3636

Just put in an order hope I made it in time!

MightyRux

I'm so super wary about new vendors but this looks very, very tempting

ganja 9.8/10

@MightyRux

custom offer 500% refund if 1% unhappy

Gman27

A lot of new ones recently. Could all be the same one. The best way to beat the competition is to be the competition. But you are right it does look tempting

ganja 9.8/10

10 more left 15/03/25

@TokezSmokeum710
yes

@Thisguywagwan
thanks enjoy

@420thejackal
thanks enjoy

medicatedmunchies122 9.9/10

I’ve put an order in too I’m curious!!

Bubbakush88

How come you don't ship to Ireland? Would love to try.

ganja 9.8/10

@Bubbakush88

sorry only uk for now

Bubbakush88

No problem.

Best of luck on LB 🙏

Thisguywagwan 10/10

Have one booked in cart ready for next week's orders and reviews so hopefully enjoyable welcome to LB💚 and good luck🍀 until then

ganja 9.8/10

@thisguywagwan

your order packed ready dispatch monday

420thejackal

welcome ganja 😁 .. g/luck with the LB venture
.. top value promo 👍 .. count me in 😎

Splendz

Am i too late 😂 usually am 🏆

ganja 9.8/10

better late than never

3.5g only $45

5 posts

+4 votes

on Oro Verde Inc 9.5/10

Purple Punch 🇬🇧

You can down vote my comments all you want, you know you are in the wrong and your just trying to cover your back now. It didnt need to go this far if… + 5 more

+8.2

on Oro Verde Inc 9.5/10

Purple Punch 🇬🇧

Biggaz,

Another stunning pheno all done in house as you already know. Curing the perfect 3 months

If you liked the Ice Age and RS11 your gonna love this Purple Punch

Limited batch but more in April and a few other strains almost ready so watch this space my friends

Love OV ❤️

+5.2

JebusChris6

Looks incredible OV, can see this being a popular one

Oro Verde Inc 9.5/10

Thanks JC my friend :)

+3.2

JebusChris6

Don't suppose my store credit can be used up on this, can it? :D

Oro Verde Inc 9.5/10

Ooohhhh Yes :)

+4.2

Johnnyh2

Now there’s a bit of nug porn
Beautiful looking flower OV mate look forward to trying a bit of this one soon hopefully

+4.2

SuperG

Just arrived, looks and smells epic OV

Oro Verde Inc 9.5/10

Good times my friend enjoy :)

Oro Verde Inc 9.5/10

LB are dealing with this my friend I’ve spoke to the Borg about this order a few times and all is good

Usually we would refund away from LB but not after your messages my feiend, we would rather be protected and have LB settle this

How many times do we need to repeat this?

Now your posting comments on our page?

Your refund will be with you soon

OV

Oro Verde Inc 9.5/10

All the best my friend, LB will get that refund to you shortly x

3 posts

+6 votes

on {lb help}

How to start a refund?

started topic + 3 more

on {lb help}

How to start a refund?

Just curious on how to begin the process for a refund? The vendor has claimed multiple times to have sent the items only now today to claim he sent mine to some one else by mistake.
He's just giving me the run around saying it will be sorted but at this point I dont want it sorted I just want to get a refund and avoid this vendor in future.

TokezSmokeum710

No, its actually just come into the date window for dispute, I just wanted to double check and reassure myself. Its more that the vendors giving me the run around and lied on at least 2 possibly 3 occasions claiming its been sent. So I am at the point where I just want to get a refund and wash my hands of this vendor.

TokezSmokeum710

Oro verde inc, out right lied about sending the order twice possibly three times. Then had the gall to claim he just send it to the wrong customer.
Hoping for a full refund but from what ive learned Im not holding my breath. Wouldnt day scammer, just incompetent and not entirely proffesional

3 posts

+7 votes

on PISTACH 9.6/10

Request LATE DISPUTE

Best of luck, but for future Id warn you off this vendor. I've had nothing but shit weed from them when I did order a while back and even then the com… + 3 more

+3.2

on PISTACH 9.6/10

Request LATE DISPUTE

Day 7 still no delivery. Not answering messages and won’t give details of when order was sent! Massive disappointment! Unprofessional service!

BigBee

Cheers for the heads up! Any recommendations

-3

…

PISTACH 9.6/10

you joined october 2024..get out of here you. your opinion is invalid

pollypuff23

Late Dispute process kicks in only once the normal dispute period has expired. You need to use the dispute tab that will appear on your order page on Day 9. This opens a further 16 day time window to resolve with vendor before auto resolution…

BigBee

Thx

PISTACH 9.6/10

You have no order ID. You've started so many conversation threads. How can I help you and find your order if you're just spamming everyday on a new message thread. anyway we are sorting this

+2.2

BigBee

Don’t say you’ve posted it last week when you haven’t! Allow the bad vibe energy. You say you sorting - let’s see.

3 posts

+8 votes

on Kenny Carpets

Does anyone else buy “special Xmas smoke” every year? 🔥🎄🌬️💨

I'm relatively new to the postal game but loving it, it's been an uphill learning curve and adventure going through some sketch sites and plugs until … + 3 more

on Kenny Carpets

Does anyone else buy “special Xmas smoke” every year? 🔥🎄🌬️💨

During the Xmas break, tradition dictates I enjoy that time with a FAT festive bag of something special (import flower and some sort of hash or extract). I know at Xmas most get a bottle of Brandy, Bubbles or whatever but surely there’s Biggers who treat themselves and stock up with that 🎁🎄🔥🎅🏿💨!! If so, it’d be cool to hear what people treat themselves to each year.

Also, do vendors try and source something extra for the festive season? Or put any deals on? If so, I’ll 👀

Anonent

Long time bigga on a new time account.
Yep vendors get some pretty special options. Some even do a 420 advent calendar. Just order in plenty of time as there's always issues with post and missing parcels. May be prudent to stick with your regular vendors and using registered or tracked delivery

Kenny Carpets

Yes mate! Hope to see some listings up soon. Would love to see what RealD, TheHashCollective23, TheGoodStuff, Eddy & Hashlover420 get in for Xmas.

Anonent

Nice we use the same vendors.
Pretty sure I got some nice import static from THC23 for last Xmas last year.

Hebba29 9.6/10

Yes I have a bunch of deals come check us out get you something nice!

Nickyblaze247

I'm sitting on about 12g of different top shelf buds for Xmas day. Also have about 5g of mixed hashes off different vendors that have been used to form a super hash 🤣 the temptation to just smoke it all has been REAL. 10 days and counting 🤣🤣 now all I need is my yearly bottle of whisky and I'm all set!

Only thing missing is those lil orange and lemon slice sweets they used to sell only at Xmas. Apparently nobody sells them any more 😭😭😭

Babbstar1 9.9/10

Yeah I'm fucking terrible. I like to have about ten option sober Christmas.

I'll start buying the shatter and bits in anyday 🤣🤣

Kenny Carpets

I’m the opposite. I buy all this bless shit in Oct / Nov thinking I’m gonna hold on to it. Then I burn through it in a week and end up having to do another order in the 11th hour. Bought some great stuff in the RealD Promo and ran through the static hash in 3 days 😅

Kenny Carpets

Been buying off the DW for about 10 years. Over which time I’ve sourced some 🔥 but I’ve only had 1 great Weed Only site and all the big markets were inconsistent AF. Long loading times, exit scams, mixed quality and so on. But these few years on LB have been consistent! Long may it reign. Whilst I’m struggling with choice myself, THC23 just uploaded his festive wares which 👀🤤🔥

+5.2

Kenny Carpets

I’ve been doing this since Agora, Dream, AlphaBay plus too many others to mention. I’ve been doing it so long I can’t imagine meeting a person and not having choice! But LB tops all these DW Markets. The community, the competitions, the quality and the choice.

For me, there’s tonnes of amazing vendors on here but the following are my personal go tos:

Hash:
RealD - God Tier.
Thehashcollective23 - Guaranteed quality all round.
Eddy - Got this hash game on lockdown.
Hashlover420 - Not a massive list but perfect for hash connoisseurs.
Thegoodstuff - Great value! Can’t beat his prices or quality for that matter.
The Dragon - Haven’t tried yet but stocks some unique stuff.

Flower:
Canadian Imports - A real personal fav of mine. The Super Buff Cherry, the Donkey Butter and RS11 were all some of the best smoke I’ve had.
Thehashcollective23 - Once again, always 🔥
Green Cat - Often has amazing strains (the Blueberry Muffin was a personal fav).

Extracts:
Myconauts - The Pink Kush sugar wax was 🔥 but I just don’t get on with extracts tbh. Lots of money which I’d rather put towards some amazing hash.

Good luck sourcing some festive fire 🔥 👊🏻

TheGoodStuff 9.8/10

Hey 🫡

garzoid1878

Eddy's hashes are banging mate, not cheap but a little goes a long way and all get you really baked.

Cali dreams 9.6/10

Hey, if you love THC vape pens, do check us out. Got amazing prices and a great Xmas deal on right now.
👊

Cali dreams 9.6/10

Hey, if you love THC vape pens, do check us out. Got amazing prices and a great Xmas deal on right now.
👊

Comfortablenumb

I have gone for an advent calendar style stash this year. I bought 10g of extracts from myconauts and 14g of bubble hash from eddy's. I am opening one each day smoke it for that day and then putting what's leftover away until Christmas.
Today is Pink Bubba👌

Lycan

Not really get anything special but the misses and I spend about 3x as much as normal throughout December. We get most our Xmas shopping done before December, so we treat ourselves instead!

Cali dreams 9.6/10

Yes, as a vendor we do try. I hope everyone gets a little extra during the festive season 😊

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+3 votes

on Keep It Green 9.8/10

*^BEST JOKE^* part trois

Royal mail.

+11

on Keep It Green 9.8/10

*^BEST JOKE^* part trois

29th October,
Running till 5th November evening.
Prize- 14 grams of whatever strain I have the most of.
Have as many goes as you like, 1st place can choose 2nd place and a 7 gram prize.
Same as before my Mrs will choose her favourite and therfore the winner of 14 grams.

Good luck everybody

+11

metoo22

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy. The other's a little lighter.

+11

Bajoe

Jokes about white sugar are rare..

Now… jokes about brown sugar..

Demerara

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Sorry everyone!!

Had the Mrs in hospital so Lb takes the back seat.

I'm picking her up later, so will try and get her to read everyone's contributions.

Sorry again guy"s

roflmao69

All the best, mate.

Johnnyh2

Morning KIG mate family first,hope the missus is ok

Reanim4tednerd

Don't apologise, family always comes first, hope she's on the mend 👍

quicksticks

I went to get me haircut the other day and the barber told me I'm going bald. I said "Well fuckin hurry up then!"

HarvMac

What did the Pirate say on his 80th Birthday?

Aye Matey

B0W13

Someone has been sneaking into my weapons room and putting superglue all over everything.

My friend thinks i'm talking shit but i'm sticking to my guns!

joash123

I went to one of those Turkish baths on holiday...

They shaved with razor-sharp blade below the neck line, snipped ear & nose hairs, waxed chest hairs & plucked all the bum crack hairs, finishing with a moustache trim & alcohol rub...

Honestly, the wife's never looked so good.

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Joash123 is the WINNER of my competition.

Josh, could you choose your favourite as 2nd place prize please. They will receive 7 grams of flower and 14 for yourself

Well done and congratulations

Johnnyh2

Well done joash mate

Reanim4tednerd

To be fair that's a pretty good one 👍

Keep It Green 9.8/10

It's a girl 1

joash123

Amazing surprise! I appreciate it Mr and Mrs KiG :-D hope the latter is feeling a bit better too <3 gonna go with "windiest" with his mathematician joke, cheers!

Wreckronomic

I'm so confused, I told my mate that they have an incredible mustache and suddenly she's not my friend anymore.

Mamadadah18

Hahaha joash had me in stitches this one

Johnnyh2

Why couldn’t the lizard get a girlfriend?
Because he had a reptile dysfunction

Johnnyh2

Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box

dwarfedgiant

I hear they're making a mind controlled air freshener. It makes scents when you think about it.

Biscuits901

A young guy out on the town with his mates spies the girl of his dreams across the dance floor. Having admired her from afar he plucks up the courage to talk to her. Everything goes better than expected and she agrees to accompany him on a date the following Saturday evening.

Saturday night arrives and the man arrives at her house laden with flowers and chocolates. To his amazement she answers the door in nothing but a towel.

"I'm sorry," she exclaims, "I am running a bit late. Please come in and I'll introduce you to my parents who will entertain you while I finish getting dressed. I should warn you however, that they are both deaf mutes."

With this she ushers him into the living room, introduces him to her parents and promptly disappears. As you can imagine this is a little uncomfortable as both parents are completely silent. Dad is sitting in his arm chair watching the soccer game, and Mum is busy knitting. After about ten minutes of complete silence, Mum suddenly jumps from her chair, pulls up her skirt pulls down her knickers and pours a glass of water over her arse. Just as suddenly Dad launches himself across the room bends her over the couch and takes her from behind. He then sits back down in his chair and places a match stick under each eye lid. The room is plunged back into eerie silence and the young man is shocked into disbelief.

After a further ten minutes the mother again rises from her chair, pulls up her skirt, pulls down her pants and throws another glass of water over her arse. Dad leaps up gives her one from behind and places two more match sticks under his eyelids.

No sooner have they concluded this strange behavior and the daughter returns fully dressed ready for their date. The evening is a complete disaster with the young man completely distracted by the goings on in the living room.

At the end of the evening the girl asks, "What's the matter? Have I done something wrong?"

"It's not you," replied her date, "It's just that the strangest thing happened while I was waiting for you and I am still a bit shocked."

After pleading with him to explain in more detail the young man reluctantly recounts the story. "Well, first your Mother jumps from her chair and lifts up her skirt. She then pulls down her pants and throws a glass of water over her behind."

"I see," says the girl, "What happened then?"

"Well, if that isn't enough your Father races from his chair leans Mum over the couch and does her from behind. He then sits back down and places a match stick under each eye lid."

"Oh, is that all?" replies the girl. The young man can't believe the casual response to this weird practice.

"It's easily explained. Mum was simply saying, 'Are you going to get this asshole a drink?' and Dad was replying, 'No, fuck him. I'm watching the match.'"

windiest

Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil.

Johnnyh2

What's the difference between a wife and a job? After 10 years, a job still sucks

moisty12345

I had a part in Oliver Twist.....

It was great I couldn't ask for more

Shananda

I saw my wife putting on her sexy underwear this morning. This can only mean one thing.
It’s laundry day.

I asked my wife to let me know the next time she has an orgasm.
She said she doesn’t like to bother me when I’m at work.

I approached a very beautiful woman in the supermarket and said, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”
“Why?” asked the beautiful woman.
To which I replied “Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”

Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: What are my choices?
Wife: Yes or fucking no!

Blazin_Esx

Two priests are stopped by the police at a roadblock. The police tell them the reason for the roadblock is that they're currently looking for two child molesters. The priests share a quick look and reply in unison: "Officer, it's your lucky day! We're the right men for the job, we can start today."

Fifijane

I went to the zoo the other day. It only had one animal. It was a dog. It was a Shih Tzu

+10

Fifijane

Why did the tiger get lost?

Because junglist MASSIVE

I've entered with that one before but I got it wrong that time

Fifijane

Why did the toilet roll, roll down the hill?

Because it wanted to get, to the BOTTOM!

Fifijane

What did the nought say to the eight?

Blimey, your belt's tight, innit??

You did say have as many goes as you like, sorry, love jokes 😬🤗💥💥💥👾

Ziggy zaggy

Some bloke in the Middle East has started a company that converts landmines into prayer mats ... prophets are going
through the roof.

Ziggy zaggy

A priest asked the Pope if its ok to have sex with young boys. The Pope said"Its legal when they've left school" The priest said, "Fuckin roll on 4 o'clock!"

roflmao69

Somebody broke into my house the other night, stole all my limbo equipment. How low can you go?

Nickyblaze247

I was in pieces when I found out r Kelly had gone to jail, I kept thinking to myself...what's she done now?!

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't let a lentil on my face for £40

✌🏻💚🤣

wraith777

I had a water fight with some local kids earlier,, they were no match for Me and my freshly boiled kettle!

roflmao69

Go on then, one more just to bump the thread...

Where does Kylie Minogue get her kebabs?

Jason's Donnervan!

Silverthorn

What's E.T. short for?

He's only got little legs.

Wambamthankyoumam1 9.8/10

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around, I'll go on ahead.

roflmao69

What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?

HAAANDEEEEEEEEEYE!

ewannim

How do you confuse an Irishmen, give him 3 shovels and tell
him take your pick.

Wreckronomic

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man?

None

Johnnyh2

What do call a fake noodle?
An Im-pasta

roflmao69

What do you call the little Spanish fella that lives in your toilet?

Señor Bumhole!

Reanim4tednerd

A holocaust survivor dies and goes to heaven and meets god. Looking to impress god, he makes a holocaust joke.

God says "that's not funny"

The survivor says, "guess you had to be there"

kpdg13

Did you hear about the award winning scarecrow….
He was outstanding in his field!

Mamadadah18

Haha kpdg

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Joash123 is officially the WINNER to the competition.

Sorry for the delayed winner announcement

Johnnyh2

My wife woke up with a huge smile on her face this morning.
I love felt tips!

banksy1922

My girlfriend bought a cookbook the other day called Cheap and Easy Vegetarian Cooking. Which is perfect for her, because not only is she vegetarian

Fungal-Cate 10/10

if drinking alcohol damages short-term memory…

Just imagine what drinking alcohol can do!

Fungal-Cate 10/10

The last thing my grandfather said to me was “Pints! Litres! Gallons!”

That really….spoke volumes.

Johnnyh2

I keep randomly shouting out 'broccoli' and 'cauliflower'
I think I might have florets!

Johnnyh2

Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of some knickers!

Johnnyh2

My wife claims I’m the cheapest person she’s ever met….
I’m not buying it.

moisty12345

A young man moved from his parents home into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.

While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.

The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.

As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on.

The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.

After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."

He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.

Now completely nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears."

Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere, so how can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?!"

Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming, that was me...

BigD9328

Have you heard about the dyslexic pimp? He accidentally bought a warehouse

wraith777

Apparently the Flintstones is getting Really big in the middle east
The people in Iran don't like it.
But the people in Abu Dhabi DO!

Johnnyh2

What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk

FunkyDude117

What do you call a pussy, on top of a pussy, on top of a pussy, on top of a pussy?

A block of flaps.

Mr Geeseeks

What do you call a testicle next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle?

Cul-de-sack

Mamadadah18

Hehehe fuckin good one geeseeks

FunkyDude117

How can you tell a prostitute isn't wearing panties?

Dandruff at her feet.

Reanim4tednerd

A guy sits down in a restaurant and orders a bowl of chili.

The waitress says, "Sorry, but the guy next to you got the last bowl".

He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the bowl of chili is still full. He asks, "Are you going to eat that chili?"

The other guy says, "No. Help yourself".

He slides the bowl of chili over and starts to eat. When he gets about half way down, his spoon hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse and immediately pukes all the chili back into the bowl.

The other guy says, "Yeah, that's about as far as I got, too".

Nickyblaze247

Any idea on when everyone finds out I'm the funniest? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Johnnyh2

My wife and I met on a website for dolphin impersonators.
We clicked straight away 😀

Johnnyh2

Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He only comes once a year

Johnnyh2

"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, Your penis is bigger than your brother's 😩

banksy1922

I used to date a teacher. I ended it. because If I wanted sex I had to put my hand up first.

Brennan_420

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?

See you same time next month!

Johnnyh2

I asked the wife to let me know next time she has an orgasm…
She said she doesn’t like to bother me when I’m at work.

Johnnyh2

Why did the pony need a drink of water?
Cos he was a little horse

Nickyblaze247

Why was 6 scared of 7?

Because was 7 was a registered 6 offender!

metoo22

Why did the H blow itself up?

Because the G had.

Biscuits901

A vegan and a vegetarian are jumping off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first. Who wins?

........Society !

I liked this 😊 no offence intended in either Mexico or vegans of course👍😂

Biscuits901

There is a matchstick climbing a hill and it's all sweaty because it's exhausted. Nearly at the top of the hill there's a hedgehog walking by, and the matchstick goes :

"Oh, if only I had known there's a bus!

Biscuits901

Well it's that bloke who had his car stolen in Mexico, his name.....carloss 😊

What do you call a mexican fireman.....jose !

Bubbakush88

Whats the only meat a priest can eat on Sunday? Nun.

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Nice

Suckyourgill

So there I was Saturday afternoon lay on the sofa naked watching porn on my phone and having a wank.
I was only there 5 minutes and the Police arrived and dragged me out of DFS

Reanim4tednerd

What's the difference between toilet roll and the curtains?

Ah, so it was you!

Reanim4tednerd

Did anyone win this in the end?

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Today Saturday 9th

Bajoe

Where/when was this announced? ✌🏻

Nickyblaze247

Don't think it was, said something about it not being fair because I was so hilarious 🤣🤣 na I'm kidding no idea bud

Keep It Green 9.8/10

I'll have my Mrs home later so she will go through the jokes and pick a winner. I've not forgotten. 1st place will choose their best as 2nd place winner

Johnnyh2

Glad to hear the Mrs is coming home KIG mate hope she’s all good

Nickyblaze247

Hope mrs all good bud 💚

Biscuits901

What do you call a German who lives in a tin?

....Heinze!

Boom in here all week ladies and gents in the entertainment centre🤡

Johnnyh2

How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!

Johnnyh2

Where do hamburgers and hot dogs go dancing?
A meatball

Reanim4tednerd

A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant.

After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers”.

She replies: “Oh my god am I pregnant?”

To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”

Turbulent.Architect

I'd recommend a new joke book and a neuropsychological evaluation for Reanin4tednerd

+11

Reanim4tednerd

Dark jokes are a good way of dealing with traumatic events and sociatal issues in a humorous way. May not be your cup of tea but if we can't laugh, what else have we got?

Mamadadah18

It is very true they are probably people with cancer themselves who would probably laugh at that one I just read it having a nose at people's jokes fancying a laugh and stumbled upon these . Made my night reading these I also think ther was more to it than having cancer I don't personally think he finds it funny for people to have cancer there was alot more to it than that . And just remember people with cancer still have of humour and can stilll laugh

Keep It Green 9.8/10

True mate

Emz2460

Gotta do you bud, never gonna win them all but at least your one less missable turd for the world to deal with - humour you still got it and that’s all that matters

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Again very true Emz

Always a pleasure to have you here hun

Turbulent.Architect

Can't we laugh and still have some morals? Fascism, mass genocide and cancer jokes are not my cup of tea but I appreciate your narrative / expression. I still think an evaluation would be a better way to deal with issues though but jokes may help I suppose 😅

Tommy Coopers Fez

Just my humble opinion, Jokes/Humour should cover everything or nothing, as others have said, many people have a dark sense of humour merely to add balance, it can be in response to traumatic life events.
I don’t know and have never spoken with Reanim4tednerd, but after reading his Joke, I didn’t immediately think he finds someone being diagnosed with cancer as funny, it’s just a story where the punchline comes from a total different trajectory.
Everyone is entitled to their opinion and their say, I’m not saying anyone is right or wrong, just mho.
Much love 💚💚💚

Keep It Green 9.8/10

True but it's a JOKE

+14

B0W13

There is a fine line between good and bad taste...

Its called the Perineum

Mamadadah18

Take a BOW BOW13

Emz2460

Omg

Firstly Thank you KIG
These pages bring smiles at times most things don’t, your like a little artisan ray of sunshine.

Love it when the page to spread some laughs when the world desperately needs some turns into a political debate on moral compass

It’s what ruined top gear (the proper one)
It’s why BBC 1 radio ruined the breakfast show
I miss my news of the world newspaper- sorry if that’s wrong but it was my comic!
Ali G thank god for your creation before the woke army
I used to be absolutely massive but still did/do joke about fat people
I’m Irish but enjoy that sometimes the reputation is accurate

We all like different humour but given this site’s purpose I think it’s a given some will make you wince and laugh at the same time. If you don’t like heat get out the kitchen !

Meanwhile we are putting racist/ misogynistic leadership around the world and only offering frankly joke competition I don’t think the evaluations here are a good use of resources. Often those chucking round diagnosis are the most in need !

If you wouldn’t go see
Ricky jervias or Frank Boyle or Jimmy Carr perhaps not the topic Paige for some biggas ?

It’s about choice - I see some subjects and know if I’m potentially going to be offended, or bored and generally not interested then I give them a swerve

Example- I don’t go on hen Do’s
I don’t go for spa days
I hate dressing up and makeup
I don’t go and moan and drain any fun out of it, just politely excuse myself and stay in my comfort zone.

The one good thing however is it opened the door for the legendary one line below from BOW13

Bravo I think the comps closed but you my friend are hilarious KIG reward this Bigga

Keep It Green 9.8/10

It had me too, to be fair.

The Left, woke crew were trying their hardest. Good luck Mr Trump. I just hope Nigel can do the same in a few years

Mamadadah18

A neuro psyc evaluation that's so funny lmao legend man

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Reanin4tednerd is probably on Meth, 8 years old. Probably Chinese. Possibly only one leg with the fastest mobility scooter around.

Im just guessing though

Reanim4tednerd

How do you know these things??? 😂

JebusChris6

Donald Trump

Wreckronomic

My mate called me at 3am in a panic...

"Help me man, I've run over a pig and I don't know what to do!"

I told him to bury it on the side of the road and forget about it. An hour later he called me back and said

"Done that but what the fuck do I do with his car?"

Wreckronomic

3 guys having a beer.

1st one says "I've got a tiny head, I reckon it's the smallest in the world.

2nd guy says "I've got tiny hands, I bet they're the smallest in the world".

3rd one says "I've got a tiny dick, I bet it's the smallest in the world.

The next day they go to the Guiness World Records office to prove it.

1st guy goes in, after a few minutes he comes out and says "I've got the smallest head in the world!"

2nd guy goes in, when he comes out he says "I've got the smallest hands in the world!"

3rd guy goes in, when he comes back out he says "Who the fuck is Keep It Green?!"

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+5 votes

on Tokez_Smokeum

Lost account

Thank you so much! I absolutely adore the cannacommunity! 💚

1 post

+1 votes

on 1200mg Edible Advent Calendar

15 Left for Pre-Order!

Can I preorder one!

1 post

+3 votes

on Christmas Holiday Stash 10/10

Who ready for ice water hash

I am, but I'm a relatively new account with only 2 buys on the site so far so I'll just stare and try not to drool too much 🤤😂

+11

on Christmas Holiday Stash 10/10

Who ready for ice water hash

Ready for your consumption when we back online.

4 strains of cold cured ice water hash. Some call it 6*. Some call it piatella. All we know is it's fire.

TheHashCollective23 9.8/10

DM us

steddyreddy

Looks absolutely fantastic

Kapulatour88

🤤😋😍

Freshface

Looks 🔥 too, another perfect addition to my Xmas stash box! 🎄

HarvMac

love the sound of them flavours. can you dab it?

bobsyouruncle

You can certainly dab it the terps are immaculate on the Z these are fire. Melon ball is a personal highlight

TheHashCollective23 9.8/10

You smoked these?

Yup melon ball was insanely good (only one I've sampled). Dochazed ones look even better.

TheHashCollective23 9.8/10

You should be able to. That's what we expect from the product. (Don't have the means to test here)

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+4 votes

on {cannabis}

Christmas calendar 🤔

That looks sick, I'm seriously hoping a vendor on here does then as I'd love to grab one! Be mega exciting,if feel the magic of Christmas like I was a…

on {cannabis}

Christmas calendar 🤔

I found a cannabis Christmas calendar on a cannabis site in a legal country, and it looks amazing. Has anyone ever stocked something like this on here? Should I make my own? If you've ever made something like this I'd love to hear about it.

ColonelKilgore 9.8/10

I've got an Edibles Advent Calendar coming soon.

Comfortablenumb

https://littlebiggy.net/link/e4h5Bt

I am thinking of making my own this year.
The Myconauts mystery bags are going to be ideal for 8 days of extracts then I want 8 days of hash and 8 of bud.
Tempted to get something really special just for the 25th but that will depend on budget.💚

SelmonLoosy

Absolutely, I think it'd be a massive hit if a vendor did it on here, would probably take a lot of effort though.

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

I’ll be launching my mushroom/microdose ones Monday.
The issue with bud/ edibles, which I’ve considered, is cost.
If people are expecting 24/25 days of different bud, presented nicely you’re looking at close to an oz, broken down, vac packed and labelled. It’s gonna be expensive to the point of unsellable.
If anyone wants one I can do a custom order but there won’t be much change from £300.
I’d do what comfortablenumb had suggested bellow. You can buy some great empty calendars online and make your own creation. Hit up a few vendors and see if they’ll do you some 1g tasters.

TheHashCollective23 9.8/10

This is the best advice. It's not cost effective for a vendor to do this.

Potpourri.UK 9.7/10

Not an advent calendar but a pretty awesome stocking filler nonetheless...

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+10 votes

on Christmas Holiday Stash 10/10

What's going in your Christmas stash?

I'm 32 now been smoking since I was probably too young too, dad was always a smoker as well so it was gonna happen one of his kids became a stoner as … + 2 more

+14

on Christmas Holiday Stash 10/10

What's going in your Christmas stash?

It's that time of the year to start putting together your Christmas stash. So we've gone and sourced you the best of the best.

We start with a selection of Karma Cartel (Only 2 left) Kush4Breakfast, Cadre Verde and Rare Exotics. With others dropping over the next 6 weeks.

Some you will be familiar with, some are appearing on the menu for the first time.

If you want the best, don't hesitate. Once these items sell, they won't be back on the menu till next year, if at all.

If these are not for you, come and enjoy the weedporn and let us know what will be going in your stash

(Any orders with these items will ship from Tuesday)

+16

Dhokha

Do these come with a spare pair of testicles? My Mrs would chop mine off if I paid 200 a Q 💀

Kenny Carpets

Told mine it was only 100 and I still got the look 😬

Sidd3rz

Paying that is pretty much chopping your own testicle off buddy 😬

Johnnyh2

Some delicious top end servings THC mate out of my league tho Bob cratchet this year

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Cali dreams 9.6/10

Hey, if you love THC vape pens, do check us out. Got amazing prices and a great Xmas deal on right now.
👊

MightyRux

Looks like I'll be needing to pick up some extra shifts ASAP...

pollypuff23

I see your name all over these Ruxxy! 👌

MightyRux

2 of them have gone already, Pol, and they were only listed yesterday! 😫

BlackYoshi

Ah well I couldn't let that yuzu zushimi not end up in my Christmas stash lol :p

MightyRux

You and FOMO have inspired me to stock up too. Merry Christmas!

BlackYoshi

Haha merry Christmas, the yuzu is banging, so I would say defo worth it to grab some of these bits. The ii12 is also very nice you can defo pick up on the kush mints and the dosi do in the cross.

MightyRux

ii12 smells and tastes like truffle to me. I'm still educating myself as to what this all means, and what's causing it. Delicious, moreish, savoury, and very strong. May have had a delivery today, and clearly it needed to be tested before Christmas!

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Umami is the savory taste Rux

MightyRux

Okay, that makes sense. The descriptors I wanted to use other than truffle (100% definitely truffle on the ii12 though) were porcini and possibly beef stock? All of those are umami. Interesting. I'm a complete novice when it comes to terps and I'm trying to work it out.

Keep It Green 9.8/10

i only know because a strain i grow called Spritz is very Umami and a fellow Bigga educated me

BlackYoshi

It certainly has a complex flavour profile. But it is some very nice bud, glad ypur enjoying it. I had to do the same thing with yuzu, but I've put that away now, otherwise it won't last until Christmas lol.

pollypuff23

hehe...the old 'cost of living crisis' clearly biting hard for some huh?!

Kenny Carpets

Mate! I just started thinking about getting my Xmas smoke. Shit all looks 🔥. Love the sound of that Sour Densuke. Can I resist its siren until I break up for work though?! 😅 I have 0 self control.

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Cali dreams 9.6/10

Hey, if you love THC vape pens, do check us out. Got amazing prices and a great Xmas deal on right now.
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Freshface

Christmas on LB is great, looking like this year’s going to be better than ever!

Freshface

Great to see K4B back on LB. ii12 is my favorite of these but both are Xmas worthy flowers as are all on this listing. Expertly grown and incredible flavours.

Thanks THC, Xmas is looking great. Only place I buy branded product from - always top quality & always great service

dazombee

Any ones in particular you'd recommend?

TheHashCollective23 9.8/10

Cadre Sunset Haze is fire. Anything by Kush4Breakfast.
Tbh all of these products IMO are the best around hence them making it to this listing.

TheHashCollective23 9.8/10

Sounds lovely. Wish I could smoke with my dad. He's too old school drugs r bad mmkay.
We'll have some lovely hashes by the weekend.

THC

TheHashCollective23 9.8/10

Dads always appreciate the classics.
Savour it and enjoy my friend

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Lets see if RM like me today.

Aye 👀😅 um up the north east of Scotland with a hit or a miss royal mail system so sometimes it lands 24hour sometimes it's delayed a few days. First…

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on Weedman78

Lets see if RM like me today.

Don't you hate reading reviews where it says took 1 day to arrive, but yours hasn't 😂

Apexskunk2

100% this mate 😂😂😂

Weedman78

Its a joke. I went home from work to try and grab the pack before my Mrs sees it, Postie didn't even come yet. Now I'll get that look later 😂😂

Apexskunk2

You get “the look” 👀 too 😂😆🤣

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Weedman78

Yep. That look of you crackhead. All while the recycling is full of wine bottles😂😂

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Crypto help.

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Crypto help.

Hey all you lovely folks, newbie here just looking for a bit of information.
Relatively new to postal and even newer to crypto payments, just wondering if I can pay/send payment to here via crypto dot com app? Also I noticed all prices are in dollars and it's probably a really stupid question but do I just convert to pounds to figure out prices ?