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on White Runtz 1ml Vape 8.7/10

Stealth vape 2.0 *GIVEAWAY*

Lee Hendrie. Bossed the midfield for Villa when I was growing up. He wasn't the greatest player but very memorable. 1 England cap!

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on White Runtz 1ml Vape 8.7/10

Stealth vape 2.0 *GIVEAWAY*

Really happy the feedback has been positive on the new vapes.
Had some really good interactions with a recent giveaway so have decided it’s my stealthy baby’s time to shine.
I love all the creative competitions going on at the moment but I’ll keep it simple. Reply with the name of your favourite forgotten footballer (I’ll accept celebs if you’re not a footy fan)
Draw will take place via random.org on Sunday night 03.12 at 8pm.

Minty

George best😉

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Never forgotten 🥰
Number 2

BBDoom

Davie Cooper
not a football fan but my dad was and he took me to the games and we went to Davie Coopers testimonial.

JimPanzee

Legend.

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Number 1.
Bonus points for making me google him 😂

Apexskunk2

Harambe!

Brb signing onto next account for another go 😂

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

A footballer? A celebrity? A legend.
Facts. Sadly missed and as we all know it’s all gone completely to shit since his death.
Rest in power big guy.
Number 15

tnicho

Kenny Dalglish ,legend

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Oh man, imagine a team with dalglish & souness today.
Number 11

Thweeodem

Michael owen

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

My god the pace and excitement of young Owen made me think England would start winning World Cup knock out games again.
Also underrated as a pundit and no doubt a decent guy too.
Number 13

TheDazzler

Bet you have this on your Santa’s list

Shananda

Ian Rush

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Top tier for the Tash alone!
Number 33

Blazin_Esx

If we're talking best players then Dennis Bergkamp. As for forgotten players I'd have to go with Michael Thomas, I'll never forget him, but he was responsible for the greatest end to a season there will ever be and he's not exactly a household name.

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Thomas has his place in history it took until AGUEEEEERO for anyone to come close.
Number 18

Redcowie81

Robbie fowler 💯👌🔥

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Number 51

Stillsmoking

Stokie so its gotta be Stanley Matthew's. Cant forget about Gordon banks though

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Matthews is one I wish I’d seen. No way there’s that much hype if it’s not justified 🙏🏻
Number 10

JimPanzee

Dave Mackay, a legend at Heart Of Midlothian and Tottenham Hotspur.

Also Drew Busby played for Heart Of Midlothian FC.
RIP.

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Mackay was an absolute legend. A name that deserves to be remembered forever!
Number 9.

JimPanzee

I've had the pleasure of being in Dave's company and listening to some of his stories, what a guy he is, and as you say "a legend and a name that deserves to be remembered forever" RIP ❤️❤️

Asaddd

Eric Cantona!

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

There’s one knobhead in Croydon that will never forget the king!
Not sure I feel the same about his music though!
Number 5

cheeching

Never saw him play, but read the book about him, amazing read…..Robin Friday…Reading FC…..from what I read could have been up there with best of them but for his demons……massively recommend reading the book, specially if you are a football fan….

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Heard the name a lot, this is deffo worth a look. This passage alone jumps out “ Following a number of incidents, on and off the field—including kicking Mark Lawrenson in the face mid-game ” I think we’ve all fancied that before.
Number 3.

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Congrats CLEARH20.
Winner with number 45.
Thank you so much everyone for all your blasts from the past!!
I’ll run another comp next week as this has been so much fun.
Next time I’ll keep
It within prove it borgs rules 🙏🏻

2nani

Peter shamichael ( please excuse the spelling)

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Frog splash 🐸
Number 41

Mitchell82

Got to be Gaza. Paul Gascoigne what a player

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Not a single word of argument from me. Iconic.
Number 40

GoddessA

Basically anyone mentioned in Ant and Decs long forgotten song ‘We’re on the ball’ 😂

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Nailed it. You should be a sky sports pundit 😂
Number 37

Ziggydcat

Ravanelli ✌️

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Back when foreign talent was genuinely exciting. Imagine being so good you made Middlesbrough glamorous!
Number 34

Spacedhopper

Got to be Terry butcher !! That bandaged head!! Lol

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

I’ll start going all ‘old man’ and ‘not like it used to be’ if we start talking about that big beautiful bastard.
Number 22

Johnnyh2

Nobby stiles

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

A legend for the dance moves alone!
Number 16

Lost_odins-Eye

It’s a toss up between Dennis Irwin and David Ginola 😂😂

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

If you settle on Ginola I’ll fix it for you to win.
That man did things to me in the 90’s that still confuse me now 🥰The fact that he’s become a meditation and wellness guru on some sort of French commune just makes me love him more. I’m sure he lurks LB looking for smoke 😂
Number 4

Lost_odins-Eye

😂😂😂 genuinely had me laughing out aloud.

The guy had men having the cleanest hair for a while!

Bring back Ginola 😂😂

Ethicallyliving

Duncan Edwards

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Never forget the big man. What a sad story.
Number 6

Smackpatch

Morten Gamst Pedersen.

The streets will never forget.

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

The streets 😂😂😂
That’s a classic name. Right up there with zoltan Gera.
Number 7

diesel

Garrincha

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Google returns this gem:
Off the pitch, Garrincha partied as hard as he played. He is said to have lost his virginity aged 12, to a goat. Later he drove over his father while drunk.
Say no more 🤐
Number 8

Dimtod

For any geordies. Super Mac.
Malcolm Macdonald.

Jheezejames

Michael Owen

Dimtod

Nobby Stiles.

ZoonLess

Frank ribery

Mossy290815

Paolo Di Canio

Stusleeper20vt

Yang molby

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Just a reminder due to the intervention of ‘prove-it’ Borg the result of todays draw will be decided by the score of the first batsman dismissed in the West Indies v England cricket match starting at 13:30 GMT.
England win the toss and bat first so keep your eyes peeled on the first wicket down and your number in the draw.
If by some miracle the score goes beyond our final entrant we’ll go back around.

Storz and Mickel

Peter Schmeichel

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Number 77

Jimjano

Santi Corzola

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Number 76

Backwoods1999

Jimmy savile

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Oof
Number 74

beskps

John Flanagan (Scouse Cafu)

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Number 75

wizardly44

Darren Fletcher

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Number 73

CipherDivine

Johnny Ekstrom, that guy could hit ‘em! Always remember him from European ties in the mid 80’s for Gothenburg. Used to always be him in the playground!

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Number 72 👍🏻

444strawberry

For me, it's gotta be Wayne Rooney. Ever since I found out we're slightly related, his games connect with me so much more. Legend.

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Number 72

V0ices420

Robin Friday

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Number 71

whodrew

Lee chapman!

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Number 70

Kiloking

David ginola

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Perfect number for a perfect specimen.
Number 69

bulletpr00f

dado prso

XD :D ;_;

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

rimmy_h

dave mackay

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Bally7979

George Best what a player coming from a Arsenal fan.

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

joash123

I'll go with "Juninho" Pernambucano, the lad could hit a freekick

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

granolagreens

idk about forgotten, more so underrated but… david villa 🫡

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Borin1

Ronny Rosenthal

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Borin1

Ronny Rosenthal ledge

Titusduxus

Neil “razor” Ruddock

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Asclepius

Ronaldo Nazário and Ronaldinho were popular in the mid 2000s and I used to collect stickers and exchange them with my class mates. I miss those times

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

lisachapman

Tony Hibbert 👍

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Ooh, haven’t thought about him for a while. Proper club legend.
Number 60

Gid101

Emile Heskey. Legend of the game. The only man who can hit the bar at point blank range in front of an open goal. Legend.

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Be fair though, no one plays ‘big man’ in the big man/little man formation we used to be obsessed with like Emile.
Number 59

Highlife002

Julian Dicks ,monster

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Pretty goood at golf too!!!
Number 58

Hellfighter

Kevin Keegan! 🤣

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

I can’t believe it took us so long to get to king kev 😎
Number 55

kempy

Harry Maguire

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

The man’s a walking talking meme!
Number 56

Pomples25

Got to be Andy Gray!!

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Not sure where he is on the controversy scale these days!
Number 57

Buggy P

Anderson #8 for united when they won the ucl in 2008.
Loved his attitude, sort of made me love Fergie even more playing him so much even tho he was a joker 😁

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Don’t remember a lot about him if I’m honest!!!
Number 52

Want1

Not a footy fan but this man can kick a ball, well an oval one anyway...

Jonny Wilkinson

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

I’m the same with that sport but that man transcended rugby. Everyone knew about Johnny.
Number 53

ImConzor

javier pastore for sure, appreciate the giveaway!

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

I’d forgotten all about him to be honest. Seems he made an early start in the Middle East.
Number 54

chabuddy

Carlos Valderrama ⚽️

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Fabulous locks.
Number 47

cjg88

Tony Yeboah

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Yenoooooaaaaaah
Number 50

cjg88

😀 remembered for 2 almost identical screamers 👏👏👏

ManLikeStretch

Luis Figo

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Getting pelted with pigs heads is quite the compliment in some places!
48

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Seemed like an alright guy too. Hope I’m not misremembering.
Number 49

Dripples

Stevie G⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

I was hoping for big things from him as a manager!
Number 46

TheSpecialTwo

I forgot. Hugo Sanchez. 38goals in one season in Madrid. ALL of them after first touch. Unbelievable.

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

What a highlight reel. Thanks for that. I didn’t know much about him and for a second was expecting jorge campos and his mental kits.

TheSpecialTwo

Royston Drenthe

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

The next big thing apparently. Never even eclipsed Royston Vasey.
Number 44

ClearH20

Chris waddle👍

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

There’s a parallel universe somewhere that hoddle and waddle are bigger pop stars than the Beatles and I bet there’s less war there!
Number 45

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Hey dude:
Phil Salt - out for 45.
You’re our winner.
Message me your address and I’ll get the vape out to you asap.
Congrats.

ClearH20

Thanks Rocketdogronnie
much appreciated mate
I’m so happy 😀 me and waddle won 🏆
👍I might get a mullet

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Might?
Do it you coward!!!!

ClearH20

Looking for the scissors ✂️

Boooba

I'm not really a football fan, but my favorite actor is Peter Capaldi. Many thanks for the giveaway. Good luck to all!

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

No one, and I mean no one can insult someone like Malcolm tucker. Honestly it’s Shakespearean.
Number 43

Donnie314

Roberto Baggio - football Italia was banging growing up!!!

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

I bought an Italy shirt because of baggio and our inability to qualify for ‘94.
Lotta love for that man.
Number 42

proof borg

please post a url for the stream of the draw, contact us if you need help.

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

https://www.random.org/

Draw to be done Sunday 3rd December at 8pm gmt with a time stamped screenshot to authenticate.

proof borg

screenshots are not sufficient, sorry. we have sent you an example of a stream

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

No idea how to do this I’m afraid.
So how about this-
Number now corresponds to the total runs scored by the opening batter in West Indies v England this Sunday (dec 3) at 13:30. In the event of a duck (0) the next batters score will Be taken.
I.e England bat first, England’s no1 scores 42 runs. Number 42 wins.
Easier? No. Able to fix it? Also no.

Tonic

Showing my age but how about Carlos Valderrama - best hairdo in football

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Not at all, an outstanding choice!
Number 39

Redturtle4

Sarah Michelle Gellar

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Ooh, buffy. Probably top 5, somewhere after David Ginola, when it comes to my 90’s crushes 😂
Number 38

Lovethetrees

Karl Pilkington

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Head like a fucking orange but I could eat a knob at night.
Number 36

Tomh7

Djibril Cisse

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

I’m sure you mean Lord of the Manor of Frodsham 😂
Number 35

Whiz420 10/10

Haven't cared about football for about 15 years now but, Wayne Rooney!

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

I hear that! Nothing compares to how young rooney blew up the scene!
Number 32

Punkjunkie04

Darren Anderton!

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

There’s not a day goes by that I don’t think about what could’ve been for sicknote and his giant chin 🥰
Number 31

Punkjunkie04

Hahaha sicknote!! Those glory days with Ian Walker and his giant curtains in goal..!

B0W13

Titus Bramble

👊🏻

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Honestly underrated, always good for a high profile mistake but generally sold as.
Number 30

B0W13

Very diplomatic of you but i was just trying to think of the funniest answer, id say he was underated too to be fair, but not by much 😂

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

I used to be a goalkeeper so know how 89 minutes worth of hard work can disappear in a second while you’re thinking about what to have for dinner instead of coming for a cross. I had a soft spot for the big lad at the point it went from funny to downright painful!

B0W13

Oh im sure he was caught thinking about dinner more than once!

eybic

Kerry Dixon

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Classic name I haven’t heard for a while!!!!
Number 29

Ste1982

Brett Angell, a Stockport hero! Got one of his shirts as well.

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

I know exactly zero about him but that’s a power name for sure! Number 28

Bitterlemon

Ronnie Jepson or Peter Beardsley

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Poor old Beardsley can’t be separated from the athletico mince version for me! Poached eggs and puffa jackets.
Number 27

pidge

Old big 'ead. 251 league goals in 274 matches with two England caps. Form is temporary. Then 2 European cups back to back. Class is permanent.

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't on that particular job.
Number 26

Zeggybear

The rock

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Gotta be worth it for ballers alone!
Number 23

5ivestarsbb

drogba

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

A man who would’ve made it in any era, absolute beast.
Number 24

5ivestarsbb

drogba

BusyBeats

Dalian Atkinson was a legend for Villa RIP

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Yeah that’s another sad one. A real force of nature in his prime. Number 25

Redcowie81

Hristo stoichkov💯🔥🔥

+1.2

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Man. Do you remember how good that Bulgaria team was? 🫶🏻
Number 20

Eaststu

Batistuta - the sight of him flying though the air with his long flowing locks. A sight to behold!
Loved Sunday afternoons lying hungover and stoned watching the Italian football on Channel 4. Good times.

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

That baggy purple shirt and the rockets in his boots. Superb.
Made James Richardson look up from his espresso with doe eyes
Number 21

her9o874

Roger Osborne

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Bit of a blind spot for me. I’ll have to have a google!
Number 19

her9o874

What I like about him, is he's something of a "journeyman" and scored a crucial goal for his local team.

Solid, nothing flashy, but dependable. And his reward was that one, winning goal.

And he continued his career in the grassroots of the game and comes across as just a really nice guy, a decent human being.

TheDazzler

Jimmy “Jinky” Johnstone

The 2nd best footballer to grace the green green grass of Glasgow and a European cup winner 🏆

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

And not just any European cup. Lisbon lions.
I love the nickname ‘kinky’ because a quick google of his picture and I can almost see his hips in action. Quality.
Number 14

TheDazzler

1st being the king of kings Henrick Larson.

Purchased for £650K by Celtic.

Can’t think of a better bang for buck player.

Wonder what he would be worth in todays transfer market 🤔

Redcowie81

Robbie fowler 💯👌🔥

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Top bloke as well if I remember correctly. Standing by the dockers was a class act. I think he got into more trouble for that than snorting the white line in celebration 🍾
Number 12

Milkybrkid

Dennis Bergkamp 💯

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Begrudging agreement with old bevis!!!
The touch for the legendary goal against Newcastle will never be repeated!
Number 17

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+3 votes

on {cannabis}

Heavy Cannabis Use Linked to High Risk of Head, Neck Cancers

I hope it all works out for you bro! I got a Mighty and tried quitting combustion, was underwhelmed for a long time. Eventually I got a bong adapter f…

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on {cannabis}

Heavy Cannabis Use Linked to High Risk of Head, Neck Cancers

https://www.livescience.com/health/marijuana/cannabis-use-linked-to-head-and-neck-cancer-risk

Most likely from smoking not edibles according to the study.

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craftycatt

Jesus. This has hit me really hard. I’ve been smoking weed for 30 years. 11 weeks ago I had a huge (tennis ball sized) lump pop out of my neck. Dr diagnosed me as having an infection of the parotid gland (saliva gland). Antibiotics for a week, lump hung around for a month.

Had an ultrasound scan 3 weeks ago, turns out it’s a tumour 😞 Stopped smoking that day. 30 years crashed down on me during that one 15 min appointment.

Was immediately put in the NHS suspect cancer 2 week pathway. Had an FNA (biopsy) and an MRI scan 2 weeks ago. Here I am, awaiting the news. Avoided googling the shit outta this, then stumble across this post. Blown me away a bit. I mean, we all know smoking isn’t big or clever, but this has been the biggest wake up call of my life, obviously.

I am part of a very reputable profession, married for 25 years, 4 kids. The works. Here I am, absolutely petrified waiting on a phone call.

Long story sorry. Thought I’d share tho.

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Blazin_Esx

I hope you get some positive news mate.

Fifijane

Sending you SO much love, best EVER wishes, and healing vibes 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍

B0W13

Thoughts are with you mate, I know it's easier to say than do but stay positive, Its been beaten before and will be again💜💚

Psychonauts 9.9/10

We believe it's the smoking that is the problem..you cannot get away from the dangers! But working with cannabis oil doesn't yield the unwanted effects and works as the plant intended. Can even yield the psychedelic effects and change things on a spiritual level way more than smoking! We believe in it as a psychedelic medicine just like our medicine! It has the power to change lives :-) Get well soon brother! You can change things around with changing your mind ;)

WasHiddensound

Bud, I can only imagine what you're going through. Stay strong and here's hoping for good news. Sending positive energy your way.

Asaddd

Is the tumour in your parotid gland?
I had one in 2006. Turned out to be a pleomorphic adenoma- the most common kind. Thankfully it is benign and was out and touch wood I’m all good except I have a scar that makes me look like I was a ruffian in my younger years

craftycatt

Wow. This is fascinating for me to read. Thanks for sharing Asaddd.

They mentioned the possibility of a common type, that would need removing even if benign. I didn’t take in the name tho. Like I touched on, I’m (usually!) a rational person, but I haven’t googled anything about this. My wife has tho, a lot, she works within the NHS and has spoken to people in this field. We have an unspoken understanding atm and not really discussing it at all. Her mum passed away very young with a cancer in her neck, I know she’s in bits about this. This is breaking me inside.

It’s a weird limbo we’re in, just waiting for the test results. Should be this week by the looks. My gp phoned me Thursday just gone and explained who is looking at it and where, and the process of diagnosis.

The thought of facial surgery scares the bejesus outta me, but the thought of it not being malignant makes it more bearable.

Asaddd

I pray to god/ the universe you do have the benign type.
You do sound rational I think it’s a good mindset- one step at a time.
Please can you post updates?
I’m sure myself and many others here care enough to want to know. Wishing you all the best wishes in the world my friend 👊🏽

Prime 9.6/10

Praying you get the good news, Stay strong brother no matter what the outcome keep your head high.

SG1234

Wow, life can be so cruel.. wishing you the best mate, hopefully a positive call..stay strong

buddy holy

bigg bigg blessings to you!

sydbarrett

Fingers crossed for good news.

Father_Jack

Thank you for sharing your story. Try and keep your head up, just make sure you act on the doctor's advice and do so quickly. Please keep away from smoking anything at all now though mate, for you and yours.

craftycatt

Thanks FJ. I am doing exactly this. It’s not been any effort either tbh.

ike

Much love to you catt and heartfelt thanks for sharing your story.

May I ask for the benefit of all of us - do you only smoke weed or baccy too?

craftycatt

Thank you Ike.

So I have smoked weed with tobacco for these 30 years. Smoked cigarettes in the 90s, early 00s, then rolling tobacco. Never a ‘heavy’ fag smoker really, but a heavy joint smoker through (weed and tobacco). Bought a mighty vape last year in an effort to kick my combustion habbit. Used it twice as I really didn’t get in with it. Not smoked anything since my scan that confirmed a tumour, 4 weeks ago. Never found quitting so easy. Currently enjoying the benefits of not having a dependency of any sorts for the first time in my adult life. Felling a better dad and husband for it tbh.

Used a lot of chemicals in those 90s/00s years and have had an ‘unhealthy’ relationship with alcohol since covid, which I have got on top of over the last 9 months.

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Rozzyexpress 9.6/10

I mean, that makes sense.. I don't think anything is really *supposed* to be combusted and inhaled. I know so many people already preach and I don't just wanna be another one, but dry herb vapes truly are a great way to consume. Bud lasts longer, tastes better AND you get avb to use in edibles at the end! I'll still be bongin' and spliffin' it up but it's great to have so many options nowadays

Father_Jack

No doubt dry herb vaping is almost certainly way better in terms of health risks than smoking (I also do it as well as edibles). On the other hand, the research on the health risks for dry herb vaping is still extremely limited. Inhaling hot particulates (which still happens with vaping) tends to be no bueno for health.

Rozzyexpress 9.6/10

Very true. We're still kind of in the infancy of cannabis research. We know the long term effects of cigarettes and alcohol but, with the legality of weed over the years, we've still got so many unanswered questions about it. And dry herb vapes really haven't been around that long either. I just hope that we get some conclusive answers in our lifetimes...

pollypuff23

I think carts are going to prove a massive roadblock for cannabis development and freedom because of growing health concerns. WithTHCA, D8 & D10 workarounds these are available all across N.America now and the demand is huge with consumers able to puff through 1ml carts or more every single day. Chemical contamination is rife. These things ARE addictive. California is reporting rapidly increasing needs for specialist pulmonary treatments amongst all ages and new clinics are opening rapidly.
Its just the tip of the iceberg...

Rozzyexpress 9.6/10

As much as I want to believe that the convenience and discretion of carts is a positive thing, sadly you're 100% spot on. People doing blinkers and landing themselves in hospital isn't an uncommon occurrence in the US, I think seby G (weedtuber) had an incident like that. People going through a gram of 90%+ THC distillate in a day is just insane on so many levels. And as far as contaminants, I 100% believe there's more contaminated carts in the world than legit ones. By a big margin. From pesticides and vitamin E acetate all the way up to spice-laden disposables now prevalent across the UK. It's really a worrying trend and the demand for carts is going up by the day.....

Father_Jack

No doubt.

I also wonder if a large part of the emergence of cannabis hyperemesis syndrome as a thing can be linked to heavy usage of carts and concentrates. I suspect it's usually It's hard to get sufficient THC to cause those symptoms from plain old bud.

Rozzyexpress 9.6/10

I wouldn't be surprised at all tbh, 900mg of pure THC every single day cannot be a good thing. Plus there's no entourage effect with disty carts, which is good for some but I personally think the other terps and cannabinoids are what "makes" a high. Even so, rosin/live resin carts must still have 70%+ THC a lot of the time. Overconsumption is the worst thing anyone can do with weed imo, stay within your limits and enjoy it! Don't just get to an 11/10 high all day every day

pollypuff23

For a real eye-opener, read this investigation by the LA Times 😳:
https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2024-06-14/the-dirty-secret-of-californias-legal-weed

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+1 votes

on strainsburys 9.6/10

Stuck on paid

Hey! My order is listed as paid but the parcel has arrived safely today, might just be a busier than usual time for the lad with the bank holiday comi…

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on HempLady 9.3/10

How to deal with u fair reviews as a new vendor?

Don't worry about it too much, with budget items you'll get the occasional person acting in bad faith or expecting something stronger than they paid f…

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on HempLady 9.3/10

How to deal with u fair reviews as a new vendor?

Hello community
So I have some bud I’m selling at £100 per oz

I’ve got one good review for it

And another very poor review

I don’t think what I’m selling is bad for the price

Please bare in mind “for the price”

I think it’s really good bud for this price

U can’t expect to get top grade bud for low shelf prices

Please I’m asking the community how do I deal with this

As it feels like such a low blow

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PinkLeafFarmacy 9.8/10

We had the same for our very first review. Thankfully, somebody from within the community called them out on it for reviewing it falsely compared to how the rest usually do it.
Like you said, for us it felt a bit of a low blow.
However, we just bit the bullet, introduced a couple of deals and offers and over the past few weeks, we’ve proved the review wrong with our service and people are finally starting to find us and trust us, which is great.
All I can advise is take the hit and just keep doing what you are doing. You have some really cheap products on there and judging by your other reviews, it seems a decent product also.
Keep marching on and you’ll soon get the recognition you deserve, I’ve found it happens naturally here.
Good luck, PLF

HempLady 9.3/10

I guess I’ll keep ploughing on

And I have something up my sleeve to entice genuine customers surely

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pollypuff23

Super budget gear can often be a minefield for vendors because some biggas simply won't equate quality to price and then you take a whipping. The last real cheap weed I thought I'd try went straight in the bin and I didn't give it a second thought because at the price the risk was all mine. Many who bought it rated it 10/10...
There is really nothing you can do other than giving it a truly fair description...

Rozzyexpress 9.6/10

Amen! People value honesty on here and if something is cheap, clean and as described you're a lot more likely to get higher ratings.

And as far as dealing with the unfair reviews, the best thing you can do is keep grinding and let the good reviews speak for themselves!

HempLady 9.3/10

I understand
Some people expect gold standard for whatever they spend

S12345

It’s usually alternate vendor accounts trying to sabotage unfortunately, there isn’t much you can do.
Some vendors set limits like minimum number of buys to be able to purchase, to weed out any fake accounts. Over time it will average out and they will give up, if your product is genuinely worth the price try not to worry about it too much at the moment and maybe put out some cheaper samples or do a giveaway to get some more sales flowing?

HempLady 9.3/10

Damn so this means I got ripped off selling an oz to a fake account ?

Gutted

JebusChris6

You won't get vendors with shady intentions buying a big amount.

Flyingscotsman

I,d by some now if i wasnt broke atm and post a review . U can always send me a couple g tester if u want to and ill hit it for a full day and leave a review . But failing that ill have some in a couple of weeks . The pollen is fantastic . After a single . I made a mix and am smashing it through the bong right now . That is some quality smoke . And im a 47 yr old every day smoker morning till bed . Loved it all my life 🤘

The Gentlemen Dealers 9.7/10

Best advice we can give you as vendors.

98% LB community is very good you will always get that 2% that's never happy.

Keep your head up and keep trying. God ❤️ a person who trys.
In life you can't keep everyone happy.
TGD 😊 ❤️ 🙏

HempLady 9.3/10

Thank you kind sir

jcotterell95

I've ordered an Oz from you ndd today, if it arrives tomorrow and is as described you'll be getting a 10 from me!

HempLady 9.3/10

Okay I hope you will be pleased. I smoke it in the day with tea

I hope you will receive yours tomorrow instead of Monday. Fingers crossed

jcotterell95

Both orders arrived today, both nice and as described. Two 10 reviews and you're back up to 9.2 🙂

HempLady 9.3/10

Ah I’m just so happy about this

I have to admit going from a 9.9 to 8 really defeated me

I was hoping I would get good reviews from you

Thanks J

I hope some new products can also entice you to come back and shop with me

Mary <3

Asaddd

Please don’t feel down, us biggaz are good at looking past the bullshit.

I’m looking at your reviews as a consumer and they’re generally looking positive. One bigga thought it was good enough to merit a picture (looks tidy btw).
So I see that one bad review. It looks like they’re either in a bad mood about something else or they’re one of those whingers where nothing is ever good enough (you will sadly find that on here, wannabe connoisseurs)
They’re that one customer you see in a restaurant that kicks up a fuss and embarrasses their fellow diners whilst everyone else is having a good time.

I’m eyeing up your tinctures btw 👀

HempLady 9.3/10

Aww thanks Assad

It’s kind of you to say all this

Like a hug from a good fellow human

See you around <3

ColonelKilgore 9.8/10

Have you set a minimum buy limit for sales? Did you sell to anyone with no buys?

Thankfully the other review on the haze has a picture and is nothing like described in the bad review.

HempLady 9.3/10

I’ve not done this
Didn’t think of this tbh
I should gather some genuine feedback before I let just any one purchase?

BigRoo

Looks a pretty rough ride starting as a vendor on here. Hope you get some more reviews in soon as they'll change the rating number pretty quickly. I can't comment on what that person got of course or why they were they upset but the bud in the other positive review looks decent enough and they describe the classic effects of a haze. I guess if you hold tight then the aggregation of several ratings from people will paint the true picture.

HempLady 9.3/10

Thanks BigRoo

Means a lot

I’ll see what the weekend holds

king toast

i dont see the complaint for £100 a z, the bud i saw in the good review looks ok to be fair obviously its not gonna be banging for that price but aslong as it smokes ok and tastes ok i think people cant really complain. id say just wait for some more reviews to come in so other people can try it for themselves :)

HempLady 9.3/10

Okay and I can attest to it it’s very good for the price

Okay hopefully this doesn’t deter so many people

Not a good start for me <\3

HempLady 9.3/10

Thank you Lucas

I hope to see you around

JebusChris6

Don't let it dishearten you mate, 98% of this community are chill, fair and reasonable stoners. Your ratings will fly in, but you're gonna get arse holes who don't know how a rating between 1-10 actually works. Samples can be a good way to get your overall score up, as you're seeing with that Hash, which I've also ordered a sample of. If it's as good as the reviews say, I know it'll be popular.