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19 posts

+28 votes

by MASTUBATINGNINJA

Dead, dull bud.

by MASTUBATINGNINJA

Dead, dull bud.

Hey there Biggas.
I just want to check with you guys, need your opinion.
Got this bud. I think it's absolutely dead. No crystals, dull grassy smell and taste.
No high whatsoever. It was described as covered in crystals.

What's your opinion on the looks. Consider that it was $175 for a half z.

Kingerlini

I’d be livid too! I recently made a topic saying Biggs should post pics in reviews. That way, we know before we buy and it’s not just down to the bud shown in the ad! Glad I’ve seen this cos I was thinking of trying out this vendor. I’d recommend Pistach personally, ordered blue zushi twice, great value for money, stealth and delivery time.

ShadowStorm84

Had off this vendor once but never again, it's all outdoor grown shit in my opinion.

MASTUBATINGNINJA

In my opinion, your opinion is right.
I won't order again.

ShadowStorm84

I'd personally dispute it if they are not willing to sort it out. I'm pretty sure I got a reship but wasn't much better quality so cut my losses. have a look at the posts on trusted vendors as there are a lot of good ones

KOTG83

Looks ugly as hell, no denying. I'd be fuming at that price

MASTUBATINGNINJA

Yeah, I am. I was looking very forward to getting high. All I got as massive disappointment.

Voodoochild

What strain is it?I’ve just ordered from the same vendor 😂it looks like apple sour runtz you’ve got, I’ve ordered green poison only a eighth,oh nooo.

MASTUBATINGNINJA

Black cherry punch.
Basically you are going to get some weak ass shit.
I would love to know your opinion on it when you smoke some.

Voodoochild

I feel for you,it’s a lot of money
I buy hash most of the time don’t rate a lot of weed on here
I ll let you know what it’s like when I receive it

klayton88

Who's it from?

MASTUBATINGNINJA

Buddies.

klayton88

Hope the vendor comes through because for 175 a half I'd be livid with that.

MASTUBATINGNINJA

Just said that they would sort me out next time. It's not next time that's the problem, it's this time and I don't trust the dodgy fuckers.
I am livid and have acted accordingly by giving an honest review and putting this vendor to shame. Any vendor that sells me shite like this is getting named and shamed from now on.

Smokedog560

Doesn't sound good mate I'd message the vendor who was it? and can't see any pictures

MASTUBATINGNINJA

Pictures won't load. Honestly looks like ground up wheat a bix in the grinder. I messaged the vendor and was told I might have had one of the bits kicking around from old stock.
Will sort me out next time.
Um... Won't be a next time. It's a waste of money. It was buddies and I haven't put a review up yet. All other reviews are 10/10. Why do I get counted over. I've been smoking for 30 years and just don't want this dead shit being passed off as A+ top shelf.

MASTUBATINGNINJA

Now they load.

6 posts

+11 votes

by MASTUBATINGNINJA

LB logged me off before my order went through.

by MASTUBATINGNINJA

LB logged me off before my order went through.

I sent this order through and paid for it.

When I went back to LB after payment there was no record of the payment.

I contacted the vendor and they say they can't do anything.

I don't know what to do.

URBANLEAFCO 9.8/10

Morning mate.

If LB logged you out as the transaction was processing its likely your order will go through to the vendor as an anonymous order. Usually does in these cases.

In the meantime if you contact transaxe and explain what's happened and include your TXID in with the message they will be able to locate the payment for you and let you know if it definitely arrived to the vendor. I don't see why it wouldn't though if the transaction is complete.

Hope this helps and you get sorted, ULC.

MASTUBATINGNINJA

Thanks for the reply.
I'll do that.

All the best dude

URBANLEAFCO 9.8/10

You too mate and your welcome!

MASTUBATINGNINJA

I've ordered from you before. Was very happy. I think you will be my next vendor I order from.

6 posts by MASTUBATINGNINJA

2 posts

+1 votes

on little buggy

order paid for but no order went through.

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on little buggy

order paid for but no order went through.

I placed an order with a vendor I have used before. I filled out everything up to the point where I paid. The payment went through and when I went back to my orders page on my account there was no record of my order. I contacted the vendor and they say they cant do anything without an order code. all I have is the payment I made with bitcoin.
Any way I can get the payment back?

1 post

+4 votes

on Kingerlini

Pics on Review

Totally agree. I have had 3 dodgy batches from LB and the last one I received was the last straw for me. I paid top whack for some stuff that looked l…

+13

on Kingerlini

Pics on Review

Just a post to request that we (buyers) start leaving pics in the review. Reason I say this, is cause I previously purchased mimosa which looked nothing like the promo pic. Can’t remember the vendor now but posted a pic on my review so others could see it wasn’t the same. I think it makes it fairer on us buyers, so we can see a little more prior to purchase. Maybe it’s just me that thinks like this though….

Portdistrictdmt

It's a good idea, I had to upload a pic of my last 14g shake from pistach
Fucker sent me a bag a stalks and white string
That was just before Christmas as well

BangBangBoogie

HA - Tthe Mimosa from Pistash had white string in it when i got a few G's from them.

I think they were selling up shop, Pistash has nothing on sale now. So probably you got the last bit they wanted to get rid of. Sucks you got just sticks.

Still better than the StarDog that the local Roadman sell.

Portdistrictdmt

This was from pistach couple days before Christmas
Honestly
Never ever ever again am I ordering from him/them again
14g of top quality shat right there

BangBangBoogie

Wow.
I've gotten his haze and zuchi loads of times and they were good.

Have you contacted them?

I've had bad batches before from others and raised it with the seller before writing a review. They sent out some more

Kingerlini

No way?! I’ve been to Pistach twice, blue zushi both times and the bud was ok. What’s that you ordered?
I’m livid on your behalf mate!

Portdistrictdmt

Was meant to be 14g shake
I've ordered the shake from him alot never arrived like this
I felt proper done over ain't gonna lie

Kingerlini

Yeah, I’m with you! I’ve ordered from Green Cat twice now (2nd on the way) and his bud was sold as seen - at least 1st time round, so I’ve gone again!

There’s a post where people recommend vendors… will find it and send it to you

Can’t send it, here it is:
https://littlebiggy.org/viewSubject/p/4796986?anchor=mYekujzRB

Smokedog560

100 percent on this bro gettin stupid with wat some of these venders think they can send out. when or if it did get siezed would still be just as bad for us yes I know I would deney all knowledge just I don't want to risk it unless it is worth it don't even want to name and shame but had a order a while back with r b never again worst weed I've ever smoked but description AAA+ 🤣🤣 but Ive heard he's hit and miss but personally wouldn't order of him again not worth it but then I have had some really good buys on here two sorry to hear about that portdistrict because was just about to name pistach as one of the reliable ones for me up with green cat druids and TGT hopefully pistach will sort it for you when they come back

Kingerlini

Nah I like pistach. The bad batch I got was from R B and since I’ve seen others say they’ve not had the best either so 1 and done on that vendor for me.

BangBangBoogie

Does this site remove any tracking from the pictures posted?
So the law cant track you down!

Not only any Geotagging, but any other metadata that is added to the photo when its taken?

Catsbananas

I'm sure I have seen a previous comment from a borg saying all metadata is removed. Screw it, I don't care about all that security any more. I get busted, I become a cannabis activist, write a book about my experiences, get turned into a movie, make lots of money, weed is legalised and I die in some drug fuelled sex orgy with £50 notes shoved up my arse. My epitaph: All because he didn't scrub his metadata... :)

pollypuff20

😳😂….I can’t decide if I want to die in a drug fuelled sex orgy or a sex fuelled drug orgy…🤔….and as for what’s found shoved up my arse is a whole other dilemma 🤷‍♂️

GeneticsHub 9.4/10

Drug fuelled sex orgy 🥳🙌🏼

Catsbananas

"I can’t decide if I want to die in a drug fuelled sex orgy or a sex fuelled drug orgy?" says all teenage Tory wannabees at their school careers advice meeting...

"I have the perfect job for you young man, are you also a pathological liar?"

If we said it should be all our vapes shoved up there, I'm sure a certain deceased hopping mammal would have a very large tear in their eye! (from pleasure or pain, I'm not judging 🤣)

pollypuff20

Hehe…well I’ve just ordered one of these which looks the part but is definitely going to make my eyes water 🥲:

https://recommendedvapesupplies.co.uk/products/ace-cup

(Only during CB chat could we have the topic “vapes I would like shoved up my arse”…🥹😂😂)

Catsbananas

The pumping action (...leave it...) of the Ace Cup reminds me of buckets/waterfall/gravity bong or whatever from back in the day. Maybe that was the inspiration? His Lightning Pen also looks interesting as an upgrade to the coil king? Have fun and post a review of the Ace Cup when you can. :)

pollypuff20

It’s on its way👍….there is going to be a water cup attachment as well apparently…will let you know how it fires🤞..

GeneticsHub 9.4/10

😂❤️

British Bulldog 9.9/10

I agree with this and just to confirm, LB does remove all metadata from images when they are uploaded on here so don't worry about posting your pics.

Cheers BB 😊👍🍻

Kingerlini

After this BB and people saying your reputable, defo gotta give you a try!!

Thanks to you!

oasis

Seems it should give more weight to the rating too

bevbevan1

It’s a good idea definitly will remember to do that. Overall quality has been lower lately in general problem is I’m 100% certain vendors sed good product to some and then whatever sub standard they are trying to get rid of to others is infuriating 😡

Catsbananas

I've often been put off posting pics because most reviews don't have them. Don't know why, just paranoid I'm taking up too much space or something! I know daft innit? I think it is a great idea, especially to prove a bad batch. If I see a product with a glut of 10/10's and then someone posts a "shit" comment, I don't automatically believe unless I see proof in a picture (a bit hard to do if it is about taste/high, etc admittedly!) but pictures can be better than words sometimes. :)

benjiwby

just make sure to never leak vendors stealth in process, almost done this back when I first got this

2 posts

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on Buddies 9.6/10

I Appreciate all the fair votes but question the system....

I don't see the point in wasting "duddies" and my time and energy by having shit weed replaced with more shit weed. The correct product sho… + 2 more

on Buddies 9.6/10

I Appreciate all the fair votes but question the system....

I would like to thank everyone for the votes I have received since being a Vendor on little biggy bit still don't understand the system?

Can anyone explain?

It appears that all the vendors get the odd negative vote, but some are absolutely ridiculous and a lot of the time there is no explanation or a short ridiculous statement, no warning or messages from any customers and definitely no way to address it or make it right... In an ideal world I would like this opportunity as I believe most vendors would!

How does everyone else feel?

I know my stealth is top class, I always include a smidge extra and haven't missed a day since being here. So if someone doesn't like the strain I get it but does that qualify a rating of lower than 5 without an explanation or chance to offer an alternative or will this just encourage people to start questioning all sales?

The thing that is really questionable is when someone is allowed to leave a 1 or 2 especially on a product that has arrived as described. It is something that is pre meditated... A repost is a way to refresh but something I don't want to do as I feel it's as dishonest as the unfair comment and better to leave it out there as the positive comments end up out weighting.

But it's still frustrating I would love to hear others thoughts?

Best wishes Buddies ✓

British Bulldog 9.9/10

The patently fake 1/10 reviews should never be allowed, but the borgs on here couldn't care less so it is what it is. These are obviously fake and could be easily dealt with. Trust me I've had my fair share of arguments about this with the powers that be (borgs) on here and i have achieved... nothing.

All I can say is that buyers on here are savvy, the silent majority just sit back, watch the website and choose accordingly. So don't take pictures of your best buds, take pictures of the mediocre ones and they'll be pleasantly surprised. Don't overhype your product, just be honest about it and people will respond in kind.

These aren't 15 year old idiots at a bus stop buying rubbish.

Only a few people on here remember what I went through as a vendor when I first started, the abuse, 100's of down votes and fake orders, I can tell you now, it was no fun. I just had to keep calm and carry on. 😉

You're not the only one that's been frustrated buddy!

Cheers BB

DeadRabb1t

Yeah I think the silent majority just ignore topics and purchase what suits them and we only hear if things go badly.

It's a very small vocal minority of biggas on the topics boards... Honestly it's like some people have nothing better to do.🐰😎

+3.8

Buddies 9.6/10

Thanks for the information friend,

I suspected as much but it's nice to hear from another vendor perspective. Thank you for the advice.

Best wishes Buddies ✓

pollypuff20

Nobody can please everybody and if there was a perfect score it would only look suspect to some.
If buyers don’t want to engage with you over a poor review either by chat or DM then so be it, there is nothing more you can do and you should focus on all those 10’s who were delighted…

Buddies 9.6/10

Hi friend,

Thanks for the feedback...
I look after my regular buyers for sure, I would just like the chance to address any genuine problems with people's experience.

Best wishes Buddies ✓

Catsbananas

It must be annoying for you vendors but I like to hope most people can see the bigger picture within the reviews. (More detailed constructive descriptions would help us all though.)

To be honest it makes me smile to see some of these "bad" reviews and I think they should expand further (for my amusement but not yours, I'm sure!):

"This weed iz shit, I got 2 oz and chucked it all in the bin after one toke. Coughed a lung up and had to go to hospital with aids. Don't know wot you thick biggas are smoking but you must all be wankas for smoking this dog shite, black ash before I even smoked it, full of chemicals and dna and covid cos I had it lab tested while in hospital and the doctor said mus be from chairnobble as it is so shit. Been smoking for 50 years 5 oz every day and this shit duz not get me high. When I msgd vendor he woz cunt and raped my arse with a hole punch" etc etc

Or have I taken it too far? (not far enough?)

Like BB says above stay honest and take solace in knowing it happens to all vendors (the unjustifiable reviews not the hole punch arse raping bit...) :)

:)

pollypuff20

Brilliant🤣🤣…best post of the week award CB! 👍❤️

Catsbananas

That's nice, thanks!

Now, what would happen if I copied that "review" and put a rating of 10/10 for a product?

Would Poe's Law take effect and people assume I mean't 1/10 and jump on the baiting bandwagon or see it as a joke?

Not that I would, it's not fair on that particular vendor but it tickles my curiosity muscle. Irony can sometimes be lost with the typed word. :)

pollypuff20

😆😆

The most worrying thing about that ‘review’ is how close it is to many actual ones I’ve read on here!…the anger and abuse generated can be quite something! 🤯

DeadRabb1t

Holy shit you have just nailed on the head "the" perfect complaint post we see
🐰❤️🐱🍌🍌

Catsbananas

And you would love the hole punch bit according to some of your "fans"...🐰❤🥖⭐️🐟

I'm hopeless with emojis, so hopefully you get my joke there! :)

DeadRabb1t

Need a bar of chocolate before the star fish

Other than that good effort😜

All my "fans" want a bit of rabb1t tail 😎🐰

Catsbananas

Starfish? You dirrrrty bugger! I mean't you liked baguettes, the cosmos and marine wildlife...

I posted and before I could edit and add a chocolate emoji that Polyfilla munchkin went and commented. Now I just look like a fool. A fool, I tell you!

So stick this 🍫 up your... bloody hell, what's the emoji for arse?

I'm sticking with words from now on!!! :)

DeadRabb1t

Yeah you got to watch that Polly 😂 their topics response rate is is measured in Hertz 😜

pollypuff20

🦊⚡️⚡️🍩

pollypuff20

I thought the star was a ‘rusty sheriff”s badge’🤔😆

Clearly we need a more comprehensive selection of emojis if your dung funnel is to remain lead topic on LB…🤓

DeadRabb1t

Not your cup of tea but there is an album called "chocolate starfish and the hotdog flavoured water" and it's got one pretty famous tune on it! Keep on Rollin

pollypuff20

I’d check it out but I don’t have any headphones…help?

DeadRabb1t

I tried you didn't like the sound signature and sent them back 🐰🤷🏻🦊

pollypuff20

Oh yeah….I remember! 🤓

pollypuff20

‘tis true… the Rabb1t does attract an unhealthy level of anal fixation…

pollypuff20

I have just read this again (6/1/23) and am laughing so much once more that I now declare it ‘Best Post Of 2022’ (imo!)

Well done CB…please accept your ‘Polly’ Award 🥇👊😘😘

Catsbananas

Such an honour, I... I'm sorry I'm choking up... This award really goes to those who dedicate their time to get reet pissed off over nowt nor summit n' throw toys reet oot tha' pram laddie... Sorry went a bit Yorkshire AND Scottish there. I blame the hash in a dynavap M experiment I was conducting this afternoon. Try a powdery dry sift in a bit of cotton bacon and then try a little sticky bit of sift in a bit of cotton bacon. No mess. Great. Repeat several times. And stoned. Now I have a use for that dang cotton. :)

Buddies 9.6/10

Phahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahha that's fuckinh gold had me crying for a bit

pollypuff20

….er…the “point” “ would be that you get your weed replaced?!…at least give a vendor a fair chance to make good…this isn’t Amazon is it mate?🤷‍♂️

pollypuff20

OK, but you need to turn the anger down mate, imo.
Buddies has nearly 1100 reviews and an overall rating of 9.6 which means a lot of very satisfied Biggas along the way. Yes they fucked up your order and if you choose to refuse a replacement on the assumption that it will be “shit weed too” well that daft decision is entirely up to you.
You’ve already started posting elsewhere about the “utter crap” that vendors send out, but since you’ve declined a reship I don’t think that’s very helpful information to share…

Buddies 9.6/10

Thank you for explaining this situation out, I appreciate you and this community.

1 post

+2 votes

on {buy help}

General Security buyers should use

I always use my real name because I get it sent to a hotel or something similar. I sometimes need my I.D to confirm I am the recipient. No probs so …

on {buy help}

General Security buyers should use

comment here what precautions and measure you buyers take to ensure you buy correctly and safely

id be interested in engaging in this topic as i feel i may be of use to alot of you guys

cheers to the world, TheHappyBear

aliakber

Always buy extra bitcoin for fees

TheHappyBear 9.3/10

haha yes, btc fees have been very high lately

AGREED ^

what vpn is everyone using? if any

i think having a vpn much more important as a vendor than a buyer

BUT, better to be safe than sorry

aliakber

as a buyer I think you shouldn’t need vpn but as a seller security should be a high priority

TheHappyBear 9.3/10

i actually agree
tor is good enough for buyers!

wheezebug

I’m using TunnelBear, but only because I bought a sub ages ago and it was so easy to set up and use. Proton are doing a free one (with higher paid tiers) that might be worth trying…

+1.2

adunchained

I have yet made a buy here, due to lack of knowledge of the pgp, and how it is correctly used any guidance most appreciated, finding searchbar knowledge of it is hard work.

hoqwer

1. check reviews carefully (not just the 10s) and go by recommendations
2. ask as many questions as needed and only use vendors who communicate properly about their products and processes
3. try to only use smaller vendors, preferably who grow it themselves whenever possible and stick with them.
4. check stealth and only use vendors with good stealth
5. only ever get it sent RM 1st class in fake name

+5.2

wheezebug

I’ve read elsewhere here that using a fake name is paradoxically more problematic than using your real name as it’s more likely to arouse suspicion…

hoqwer

I’ve read that loads of times too. But I don’t think the postie cares what name it says. Would you? They don’t know who lives at your address. All they care about is the house number and the postcode. They have to deliver it regardless of the name. I get all sorts of post from people who have lived here before me, it’s not really suspicious. It only seems suspicious because we know what’s in the package.

+5.2

MycoMattic 9.9/10

I think this one depends on your neighborhood. My postie lives around the corner, yours probably does too. He knows anyone and everyone, chats to most people and would definitely find it odd if I started receiving parcels in someone else's name. He'd also remember if it wasn't the first time.

They usually do care, it's their job to get the right mail to the right recipient and it's really all they have to do except the walking.

For the rare unscrupulous postie... a parcel addressed to someone who 100% doesn't live at the address in question is the easiest one to 'lose'.

That's my take anyway.

pollypuff20

Agree. Plus my postie winks at me every time my doobie is delivered. He’s been in the game long enough to know what zero weight stealthy packages probably contain.
Sellers need top notch security, for buyers it’s just paranoia- nobody gives a shit!

Arthur_Dent

Are you sure that's why he's winking at you Polly? Maybe you're just hot? ;)

pollypuff20

😘

+3.2

axis_of_elvis

using a fake name can be prblematic when you have to collect from the delivery office, you normally need id.

Fgoose

Yeah my postie knows me really well and always signs for my packages. Starting to wonder if she is getting curious about my parcels. I couldn't use a fake name or she wouldn't give me the parcel..