Hey all, I'm a professional pastry chef and will be up and running the first week of December

Please tell me what you want to me to make!

Ps- I can take personal orders also if you want something unique made specifically for you!

Me : 48 years young , very wirey build ( dig holes for a living ). Im on the crab from the minute i wake up to the minute i go to bed and prolly get thru 5-6 50 50 tobacco mix rockets a day ,only smoke a brussel sprout if im around. people who dislike smoke in general ( my other half is 1 ) . So thats the baseline of me , so was skeptical doing edibles due to tolerance . But here goes , bear with me …..
Potent pastry done a deal 2 for 1 offer .. so i waited to a saturday to test the water with mine .. basic Saturday for me is take my 2 young girls to there horses and do all the mucking out etc while they ride … so saturday comes .. i gave my mate 1 of these pastrys also .. an funny as it may seem where both collaborating over Whats app saturday morning about 10.ish and ive hastily chucked mine down my neck and my mate done the same … now 15 mins later im down the horses yard doing the chores … about 45 mins to an hour after eating this very tasty pastry im finding myself in bags of trouble and pretty much hanging onto the large mucking out barrow in the stable ,mouth gone as proper dry … its on me :D buzzing good n hard . Loved it …ive phoned my mate while im clinging onto the barrow to check how hes getting on… when collaborating and ive mentioned im in trubs a bit , but riding it .. he said gotta be honest brent , id forgotten id taken it , but instantly made sense why i cant hit the dart board . My mates knows his way round a dartboard . So he was affected wich did make me feel a bit better . After making a sweetish cuppa , i did pull round …. After a long winded story , with me sounding like a pussy I wanted to stress that my mates environment was totally different to mine . Hence the difference in buzz . Ive tried a few now with the same affect , there my saturday treat . Banging cakes potent . My favs are the terrys 🏆🏆🏆🏆

Would you guys be interested in a selection box? A bite-sized selection box of all our items!

Let me know!

Love

Out of Btc? Out of Bud? No Hash? No Extracts & You ate your last edible!?

No worries we're here to help!

Our new Emergency Edible Service 🚨 has got you covered!

We'll deliver Any (1) Item of your choice from our menu to your doorstep at zero cost to you! (No delivery fee)

How does it work?

Simply refer 3 people to Potent Pastries, Once the 3rd customer's payment is received, You can redeem your Emergency Edible!

*1) message me your referral's Littlebiggy username. OR 2) get them to message me yours!
**18+

(We'll keep a tally, don't worry)

And that's it! enjoy free potent gourmet edibles!

Love guys!
-potent

Hey guys!

Thank you so much for all the positive feedback!

For the next 48 hour, (until mon 3/02/25 midnight) Every customer will be getting double of what they pay for!

Love guys!
-pp

Hey thank you all so much for the nice review so far, glad you're all loving my stuff!

Going to be adding to the menu in next few days, I'd love to know what you'd like to see?

Something I had in mind was an after eights brownie? Expresso dark chocolate Biscoff brownies?

Let me know what you want and I will make it!

Love guys <3
-pp

Happy weekend guys, thought I'd show you guys some freshly made millionaire slices from today!

We can say with absolute certainty we run the baked edibles game on LB..

Check us out and you'll see why we have such good reviews!

LOVE
-pp

Want one of our highly-loved edibles for completely free? this is the post for you..

Get your creativity flowing, because you're going to be brainstorming a new flavour to add to our menu!!

How to enter: Reply to this post with a Unique new edible flavour you'd like to see on our menu! (see rules at bottom of post)

How to win: The creation with the most likes will win!

**Must be something unique and special.. think something like 'red velvet marshmallow crunch bar' or something creative like that

** list any non-obvious ingredients, example: "red velvet marshmallow crunch bar - use honeycomb for the crunch!"

**If there's a close top two, you'll both win!

Winner will be announced on 24/01/25 at 10pm uk time.

Get creative guys!!!!! Good luck!!

LOVE

-PP

Hey guys so you loved our previous menu, we're back after a break with a new menu!

First 10 customers get their order doubled for free!

please check us out!

Love

How would you guys feel about custom message cookie/brownie slices?

Perfect for birthdays, Parties, gifts for friends / partner ect..

Or a funny message just to troll your friends! Whatever you want to say we'll say it! (we don't judge haha )

Let me know if this is something that sparks interest!

Love <3

Had a bunch of different edibles around, what’s been your #1 absolute favourite?

Def need a mix of tasty, hard hitting & cost effective imo

Just popped an entire bag of CK’s cones and 5 of SM’s gummies haha - what are you munching on this weekend?

Hey folks.
I'm taking a break from smoking for a bit, and wanted to try some edibles again!
I'd made an order with medi-mart yesterday, after messaging back and forth, and then with no reason provided they've cancelled the order ..all I've been a le to get from them is a message saying ' the main guy must not like my profile'

Dunno what I can do about that so needing to find another supplier of good and strong edibles.
Greatful for any suggestions🙌

Oh, and if anyone can tell me what's wrong with my profile that would be super helpful..thats almost 3 years I've been here and never any issues before!🤔

Cheers😁