I just wish they were as professional with my order or lack of my order, not sure I can trust these people anymore,or if they sort my order out then maybe I could give them another go but I like to be told the truth and not lied to!! Time will tell, but congratulations on your shake, maybe it is just a blip and I will get my order,just a bit pissed off because I have over 150 orders in nearly 5 years and I have not disputed anyone as I still have a 0% record which I absolutely appreciate the work vendors put into there businesses!! Apologies for the rant but it’s been a week and I bought an ounce with 24hr Tracked postage thinking I had all angles sorted but I personally let friends down as they don’t have what they paid for and had to endure a shitty weekend with still no sign as of today.
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LVcannabis Shake
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dotsman
LVcannabis Shake
I do like a bit of shake!
for blunts especially!
Thought I'd try LVcannabis's Shake this time around!
I have used these guys a few times before! (never failed!)
Anyway's-
I was impressed enough to write a review for their shake (which for me is impressive because I don't normally give a fuckmondo) I think my motivation was tickled at..A:the price and B: just a clean uppy high!
This is my review if anyone's interested!
great shake for the price! (people always say that I know! lol)
smell: quite chlorophyll'y that would suggest too much green leaf! but it could suggest, whoever grew this kept a good VPD and didn't overnute at final flower and kept their leaves healthy all the way through growth.
Blunt test: tastes way better than I thought! no grought throught!.....me likey!
High: really nice cerebral soul lift (arty)
some of the shakes i've had on LB can be a right old mixture of strains and can be a real messy high! which is sometimes what I want to be fair! But this Isn't!-- Its strong, but tolerable if that makes sense?
Price: fucking unbelievable!
Speed......great.....ish?....nahh....great!
Stealth: untrackable/untraceable!
All in all, Bloody good show LVcannabis!!
I would def ... (could't be arsed to spellcheck the full word) Buy Again!!
Thanks very much!!
XpeaceX
for blunts especially!
Thought I'd try LVcannabis's Shake this time around!
I have used these guys a few times before! (never failed!)
Anyway's-
I was impressed enough to write a review for their shake (which for me is impressive because I don't normally give a fuckmondo) I think my motivation was tickled at..A:the price and B: just a clean uppy high!
This is my review if anyone's interested!
great shake for the price! (people always say that I know! lol)
smell: quite chlorophyll'y that would suggest too much green leaf! but it could suggest, whoever grew this kept a good VPD and didn't overnute at final flower and kept their leaves healthy all the way through growth.
Blunt test: tastes way better than I thought! no grought throught!.....me likey!
High: really nice cerebral soul lift (arty)
some of the shakes i've had on LB can be a right old mixture of strains and can be a real messy high! which is sometimes what I want to be fair! But this Isn't!-- Its strong, but tolerable if that makes sense?
Price: fucking unbelievable!
Speed......great.....ish?....nahh....great!
Stealth: untrackable/untraceable!
All in all, Bloody good show LVcannabis!!
I would def ... (could't be arsed to spellcheck the full word) Buy Again!!
Thanks very much!!
XpeaceX
Sorry to hear that MasterC
hope everything gets sorted for you man!
reach out to LV again! I'm sure they'll want to keep good ratings?
Happy Birthday by the way xpeacex
hope everything gets sorted for you man!
reach out to LV again! I'm sure they'll want to keep good ratings?
Happy Birthday by the way xpeacex
Finally arrived a week after ordering and paying for NDD.
Product is good, service is shocking.
Probably my first and last time ordering with them
Product is good, service is shocking.
Probably my first and last time ordering with them
good luck with your order man!
You should reach out to LV again!
normally pretty good with comms?
I've ordered only 5 times with lv and never really had a problem!
maybe a day later than expected but still arrived.
For me, when possible(money wise)
I'll always try to leave a bit in the stash between ordering just in case there's an issue!
but that's not always possible and if i'm waiting for my meds and they dont arrive
all of a sudden the postmans a thief, my therapist has called the police, or my neighbor looks stoned!
I then take a breath and remember maybe this vendor is doing this full time, maybe they have a job? maybe they go to school {lol}
maybe the vendor uses multiple PO branches to avert attention.
It can be really frustrating ( I once sat on my balcony looking out for my postman for 5 effin hours (sad git)
and when he eventually showed up to my door no parcel-just bills FUCK (this was not LVC by the way)
I have also found my post office seems to be able to logistically handle
any other parcel type other than SNDD
I hope everything gets sorted for you anyway's XpeaceX
You should reach out to LV again!
normally pretty good with comms?
I've ordered only 5 times with lv and never really had a problem!
maybe a day later than expected but still arrived.
For me, when possible(money wise)
I'll always try to leave a bit in the stash between ordering just in case there's an issue!
but that's not always possible and if i'm waiting for my meds and they dont arrive
all of a sudden the postmans a thief, my therapist has called the police, or my neighbor looks stoned!
I then take a breath and remember maybe this vendor is doing this full time, maybe they have a job? maybe they go to school {lol}
maybe the vendor uses multiple PO branches to avert attention.
It can be really frustrating ( I once sat on my balcony looking out for my postman for 5 effin hours (sad git)
and when he eventually showed up to my door no parcel-just bills FUCK (this was not LVC by the way)
I have also found my post office seems to be able to logistically handle
any other parcel type other than SNDD
I hope everything gets sorted for you anyway's XpeaceX
Hey dude,appreciate your comment, I have spoken to them this morning and he said he will resend the order and I did tell them that I will promise to pay for the original order arrives. I paid for 24hr tracking so I would be covered if something like this happened.
When it comes to sitting waiting by the window for hours is exactly what I do also buddy and I think it’s just a natural reaction when we are desperate for our orders. I just think they were a little bit insensitive this time as I made the order a week ago,also I have made 150 orders on LB over 4 and a half years with zero disputes so with that in mind I probably knew that I would react the way I did but hopefully I will have something by the weekend!! Thanks again for your comment, it does put everything into perspective,as we don’t know exactly what others go through daily especially if we take our own situations in to the mix!! Cheers buddy.
When it comes to sitting waiting by the window for hours is exactly what I do also buddy and I think it’s just a natural reaction when we are desperate for our orders. I just think they were a little bit insensitive this time as I made the order a week ago,also I have made 150 orders on LB over 4 and a half years with zero disputes so with that in mind I probably knew that I would react the way I did but hopefully I will have something by the weekend!! Thanks again for your comment, it does put everything into perspective,as we don’t know exactly what others go through daily especially if we take our own situations in to the mix!! Cheers buddy.
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Please note that dotsman is not in any way connected to LVcannabis (he does love their shake though!)
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To all fellow bigga's,
Please note that dotsman is not in any way connected to LVcannabis (he does love their shake though!)
dotsman is only officialy affiliated with:
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Nice one dotsman, i love these reviews. Had a couple of deals from LV myself , one was under, so the kid responded next day with a reship of the balance. I've seen a couple of negatives but that's been mainly shipping issues but I put that down to him ( ? ) being slightly overwhelmed with orders. He's moving a lot of smoke....
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Whats the best strain for creativity?
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dotsman
Whats the best strain for creativity?
Whats your recommendations(hash or weed)
for artistic zoning out?
for artistic zoning out?
I find sativa strains do that for me. Sour Diesel, Mimosa, Super Silver Haze are personal favourites. Sour Diesel is probably my favourite strain full stop. Not a lot of it about on LB at the minute though.
good choices Blazin! I do like a good sativa!
Just back in the haze after a good few years off! Just vibing LB's community man.
Just back in the haze after a good few years off! Just vibing LB's community man.
RealD has Sour Diesel hash. Think we need to pump hesh for feedback on this whenever either of us spots him.
I've got some of this. I keep it in the freezer as that's the only way I can work with it as it is so sticky. It's a really nice, clean bit of hash.
What do want the hash/weed strain to do specifically for this artistic purpose? Is this something that microdosing (or a touch more than micro?) LSD or shrooms may be better for instead?
something to get my creative mind to think out of the box but not too strong to stop my work focus. I work in design and visual Mighty Rux.
Something like this then, possibly? I took 1 dose of their Leisure Time on Monday and it was just as described and a lovely experience. Only have 54 doses left of that. This is supposed to be specifically tailored towards what you're looking for. Don't randomly take psychedelics and go to work if you're not remote though...maybe...
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WHATS THE BEST? dry herb vapouriser for those on a budget?
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WHATS THE BEST? dry herb vapouriser for those on a budget?
just bought a cheap vape on amazon- The ANIX Pathfinder-steam machine. doesn't seem very good! anyone here got any experience on the matter? or has anyone got one for sale?
I’ve had the Xmax V3 for a couple of months, absolutely great device but make sure you get dosing capsules if you get one as it saves a lot of hassle cleaning.
I also had to get a new one because I tried concentrate in the concentrate cup and it leaked out and ruined my oven I probably just done something wrong but just some merging to be wary of.
I also had to get a new one because I tried concentrate in the concentrate cup and it leaked out and ruined my oven I probably just done something wrong but just some merging to be wary of.
V3 concentrate cup is horrendous
Better off doing a flower sandwich with trates
Flower, trate small amount, flower
Better off doing a flower sandwich with trates
Flower, trate small amount, flower
shit i guess 300-400 degree oil would make a mess of anyting! lost-odins-eye(cool name)
What the hells a dosing capsule?
more rabbit holes to fall down lol.
cheers mate appreciate your input
What the hells a dosing capsule?
more rabbit holes to fall down lol.
cheers mate appreciate your input
I have this vape too. Seems pretty decent for the price. My mate's got the mighty which is better but was twice the price. Agree completely on the dosing capsules.
A dab pen works loads better for extracts. I've got quite a basic one - utillian v2. Was like fifty quid. Will probably upgrade it as it's a pain to clean but it works really well and it's pocket sized.
A dab pen works loads better for extracts. I've got quite a basic one - utillian v2. Was like fifty quid. Will probably upgrade it as it's a pain to clean but it works really well and it's pocket sized.
I did the same thing a few years back, finally settled on an Arizer Solo 2 which ended up feeling more like a waste of money, i wish id saved up and got a Mighty first time around as that's what I'm saving for now, although the dogs latest visit to the vets has just disappeared 160 sheets from the "GetMeAMighty" jar so i might be joining you on the Xmax V3 gravy train for the foreseeable...
Another vote for the XmaX V3 here, if you can find a second hand pax in good condition you might pull a dub
cheers redeyejedi25 (I know i've already said it but-bloody great name!!!!)
swaying towards the Xmax now!
swaying towards the Xmax now!
Dynavap £40/no limit
Xmax Starry v4 (pax 3 but cheaper and good) £70/100
Xmax v3 pro £70/100
Xvape cheech and Chong mambo (£40)
All great vapes under a ton
Nebula X (vivant alternate) is another good one in the electric camp
All great vapes all under a ton
Xmax Starry v4 (pax 3 but cheaper and good) £70/100
Xmax v3 pro £70/100
Xvape cheech and Chong mambo (£40)
All great vapes under a ton
Nebula X (vivant alternate) is another good one in the electric camp
All great vapes all under a ton
Dynavap is a solid £50 vape, but you have to get used to heating it and it works better at home or with zero wind.
Once I was used to it I preferred it to my PAX 3 because better flavour, cleaning and no charging.
Tinymight 2 is an amazing vape for anyone spending S&B money - hits like a desktop on the go and rips through a water rig at home.
Other less expensive options worth looking into are: the Terpsicle and lotus by vapman -these require a water pipe of sorts tho.
Once I was used to it I preferred it to my PAX 3 because better flavour, cleaning and no charging.
Tinymight 2 is an amazing vape for anyone spending S&B money - hits like a desktop on the go and rips through a water rig at home.
Other less expensive options worth looking into are: the Terpsicle and lotus by vapman -these require a water pipe of sorts tho.
Thanks for the information_BrianRollConer!
I honestly think the dynavap in my hands is an accident waiting to happen (advise given in https://littlebiggy.com/viewSubject/p/4817403)
I am now looking into Terpsicle and lotus by vapman thankyou!!!
I honestly think the dynavap in my hands is an accident waiting to happen (advise given in https://littlebiggy.com/viewSubject/p/4817403)
I am now looking into Terpsicle and lotus by vapman thankyou!!!
I bought a Spirit for less than a ton at the local head shop Does the trick. I then got a crafty+ which isn't budget but was a significantly better experience.
dynavap maybe. It’s abit fiddly and there’s abit of a learning curve but once it becomes 2nd nature it’s great
cheers zoonless! looking at the dynavap rabbit hole right now!
torch it when it clicks vape it.
bloody hell!
torch it when it clicks vape it.
bloody hell!
Save up and get one of the slightly more expensive mate.
Second hand is an option too.
Happy to send you free (used) dynavap to use while you save for something else mate 😜
Dm me if you want it
Second hand is an option too.
Happy to send you free (used) dynavap to use while you save for something else mate 😜
Dm me if you want it
I have been researching this exact same topic (also looking to switch to dry herb vaping). The two gold standard "budget" vapes are the XMAX V3 Pro and the Arizer Solo 2. I say budget in quotes because they will still set you back £100. As I understand it though, vapes are a market where you buy cheap, you buy twice.
The advantage of the XMAX V3 Pro is that it has an "on demand" mode (where you can heat the chamber for single hit as and when the mood takes you). The Solo 2 is a little better built and more stealthy. Otherwise, they are functionally the same.
If you want cheaper, then I would say dynamax range. They are manual heating, so there is a "hidden" cost of buying a decent lighter and learning to use it. However, I have seen other people here raving about them, so likely worth it for the long haul.
Dunno how much this counts, but I am looking to buy a XMAX V3 Pro myself.
The advantage of the XMAX V3 Pro is that it has an "on demand" mode (where you can heat the chamber for single hit as and when the mood takes you). The Solo 2 is a little better built and more stealthy. Otherwise, they are functionally the same.
If you want cheaper, then I would say dynamax range. They are manual heating, so there is a "hidden" cost of buying a decent lighter and learning to use it. However, I have seen other people here raving about them, so likely worth it for the long haul.
Dunno how much this counts, but I am looking to buy a XMAX V3 Pro myself.
I'm not sure where you are researching but the solo isn't great for existing smokers due to the slow extraction speed
Also it's not stealthier than the V3 in reality
Functionally they both extract weed but that's where the differences end
Solo is a predominantly a sipper this is because of the weak heater and the fact it needs the glass stem to heatsoak before you can start to extract nicely
Think of a McDonald's milkshake and that's the draw resistance
V3 is convection biased and you have a more open airflow in it but you will use a completely different style of inhalation to extract
V3 would be my choice for anyone who smokes out of those two
Also it's not stealthier than the V3 in reality
Functionally they both extract weed but that's where the differences end
Solo is a predominantly a sipper this is because of the weak heater and the fact it needs the glass stem to heatsoak before you can start to extract nicely
Think of a McDonald's milkshake and that's the draw resistance
V3 is convection biased and you have a more open airflow in it but you will use a completely different style of inhalation to extract
V3 would be my choice for anyone who smokes out of those two
solid information DeadRabb1t.
I am definately having an airflow/inhalation issue with the cheap thing i bought off amazon! Very unsatisfying!
I'm getting the V3
I am definately having an airflow/inhalation issue with the cheap thing i bought off amazon! Very unsatisfying!
I'm getting the V3
yhea syjefroi really swaying towards xmax v3 now!!!
thanks for your time and input appreciate you !!!!
thanks for your time and input appreciate you !!!!
I have been using an XMax V3 Pro for quite sometime now and would recommend it
Got mine for around £80 with a glass water bubbler on sale
Only issue I have with it is that I wish the oven was bigger so I can add more bud
Got mine for around £80 with a glass water bubbler on sale
Only issue I have with it is that I wish the oven was bigger so I can add more bud
Terpcicle is decent, I use it with a globe or j-hook. Needs to be heated with a torch. Can stick hash or concentrate on top of the bud.
I don't use it as much as the Crafty+, however I'd say it better for a quick extraction. You can really load it too in comparison. It's just not as convenient, can't use a torch all the time with others around.
I did get a cheap glass one from Aliexpress and it broke after a couple of goes, not worth it for a cheaper one thereal TRWW one is far superior.
I did get a cheap glass one from Aliexpress and it broke after a couple of goes, not worth it for a cheaper one thereal TRWW one is far superior.
Forgot to add.
You should keep an eye out in the 2nd hand markets. People like the idea and loose interest.
I’ve done very well using that route.
There is always plenty kicking about.
You should keep an eye out in the 2nd hand markets. People like the idea and loose interest.
I’ve done very well using that route.
There is always plenty kicking about.
If you’re looking at circa 100 quid then maybe too cheap for you.
A mate bought me a Yokan Evolve (was £22 on EBay). It’s really only good for one, maybe two tokes at a time before it needs a refill, but a year later and it’s still going strong. I still have the spare heating chamber it came with too.
I soak the chamber and lid in isopropyl fairly regularly.
Anyway, thought I’d chip in. Hope you find something you like 👍
A mate bought me a Yokan Evolve (was £22 on EBay). It’s really only good for one, maybe two tokes at a time before it needs a refill, but a year later and it’s still going strong. I still have the spare heating chamber it came with too.
I soak the chamber and lid in isopropyl fairly regularly.
Anyway, thought I’d chip in. Hope you find something you like 👍
Under a ton the Xmax V3 pro or the Dynavap are probably your best bets. I haven't tried the X-Max myself but the folks on the interwebs rate it. Dynavaps might hit a bit harder and probably better for hash or concentrates (b/c they can get to higher temps - use them on top of a bed of degummed hemp fibre or flower for this). On the other hand, they are a bit more fiddly and if you need to be stealthy, then butane lighter powered vapes are not the best choice. If you use mostly bud and want to use it on the go outside sometimes then maybe try the XMax. You can get 10% off from Vapefiend with the code 420, which will get you a V3 for £79 or a Dynavap M for £58 (you will also need a jet lighter for the Dynavap).
No worries, you might end up with more than one anyway as vapes are like that! Hope you find one that does the trick for you.
Rabb1t is your man for recommendations.
What price point are you comfortable with? Relax, and someone will hopefully be with you shortly.
What price point are you comfortable with? Relax, and someone will hopefully be with you shortly.
If you save a wee bit more you can get the pax 2 or 3 for around 80-120 the pax 3 allows for trates also, ✌️
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BigRoo
Who remembers buckets & hot knives?
Christ I used to transfuse the blades in my old nanna's kitchen with grandad kenny!
circa 92'
Thanks for reminding me BigRoo!
XpeaceX
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BigRoo
Who remembers buckets & hot knives?
I'm currently looking at different products like the mighty and the ace cup. The bottle of the latter product made me think of what we'd do back in the day to maximise our low strength hash by using a bottle and a bucket or a bottle and hot knives.
For those who have no idea what I'm on about:
Buckets:
A bucket would use a bucket of water - hence the name which I guess shows a lack of creativity of the period - with a large coke bottle with the bottom cut out in it and with a tin foil gauze on top of the open screw thread. There was a knack to lifting the bottle while you held a lighter to the hash to get it burning and fill the bottle with smoke as the water sucks air as you lift the bottle. It was possible to screw this up and have a hash eruption that would fire hot rocks in all directions over your mates parents carpet. Assuming you'd avoided that, you'd remove the gauze and put your mouth over the end of the bottle. Then inhale the smoke as you push the bottle back down into the bucket. This would fill your lungs with thick hash smoke.
Hot knives:
This involves another bottle with no bottom. Best to use glass - like a milk bottle. You'd raid the cutlery drawer and heat up two knives in a gas burner flame until really hot but not red hot. And yes the naming convention was still very much, 'it does what it says on the tin'. There were no ace hot knives or a mighty bucket as far as I'm aware. You'd pick up a tiny bit of hash with the hot knives and squeeze them together inside the bottle. It instantly turned most of the hash into thick smoke which you'd inhale from the bottle.
Other ways of heating the knives involved wedging them into all sorts of electrical appliances where knives probably should not be wedged.
Does anyone still do these? I've not even heard them mentioned for years. Seems a pretty basic and brutal process compared to the fancy devices you can get now. The ace cup looks so civilised in comparison. Like comparing an iPhone to two yoghurt pots on a length of string.
For those who have no idea what I'm on about:
Buckets:
A bucket would use a bucket of water - hence the name which I guess shows a lack of creativity of the period - with a large coke bottle with the bottom cut out in it and with a tin foil gauze on top of the open screw thread. There was a knack to lifting the bottle while you held a lighter to the hash to get it burning and fill the bottle with smoke as the water sucks air as you lift the bottle. It was possible to screw this up and have a hash eruption that would fire hot rocks in all directions over your mates parents carpet. Assuming you'd avoided that, you'd remove the gauze and put your mouth over the end of the bottle. Then inhale the smoke as you push the bottle back down into the bucket. This would fill your lungs with thick hash smoke.
Hot knives:
This involves another bottle with no bottom. Best to use glass - like a milk bottle. You'd raid the cutlery drawer and heat up two knives in a gas burner flame until really hot but not red hot. And yes the naming convention was still very much, 'it does what it says on the tin'. There were no ace hot knives or a mighty bucket as far as I'm aware. You'd pick up a tiny bit of hash with the hot knives and squeeze them together inside the bottle. It instantly turned most of the hash into thick smoke which you'd inhale from the bottle.
Other ways of heating the knives involved wedging them into all sorts of electrical appliances where knives probably should not be wedged.
Does anyone still do these? I've not even heard them mentioned for years. Seems a pretty basic and brutal process compared to the fancy devices you can get now. The ace cup looks so civilised in comparison. Like comparing an iPhone to two yoghurt pots on a length of string.
Remember them? I made a little bucket the other week! I fancied a bit of nostalgia so I used an old bucket from the garden, a cut up 2L bottle and a bit of foil on the top, just to keep it classic. A few lung-busting hits and I was flying!
I also made a lung a while back. For anyone who doesn't know, it's the same concept as a bucket, you cut a 2L bottle at the bottom and tape a carrier bag to it. When you burn the weed at the top, usually on tin foil, you pull the carrier bag out and it draws all the smoke in. You then take the foil off, inhale until the bag is back in, cough a lung out and get high as all hell!
Maybe this week I'll get my grubby wee mitts on some hash and put the blowtorch to the butterknife! Every time I've done hot knives I've whitey'd so wish me luck! Haha
I also made a lung a while back. For anyone who doesn't know, it's the same concept as a bucket, you cut a 2L bottle at the bottom and tape a carrier bag to it. When you burn the weed at the top, usually on tin foil, you pull the carrier bag out and it draws all the smoke in. You then take the foil off, inhale until the bag is back in, cough a lung out and get high as all hell!
Maybe this week I'll get my grubby wee mitts on some hash and put the blowtorch to the butterknife! Every time I've done hot knives I've whitey'd so wish me luck! Haha
Yes, along with drainers, and bottle bags. I mate of mine, had a bucket set up in his shed, well into his 30s. I think the bottle bag was the most elaborate, and used to try and fuck up your friends as much as possible (Stitching). Large Bottle, cut of bottom sellotape bread bag round the bottom, pushed up inside, pull the bag down to draw through the bowl in the top of the bottle. Horrific. God I miss the nineties. G
Think we called that a lung. Was like a bucketless bucket. Seems ridiculous now. Yet I guess there was beauty to the dedication and innovative nature of it all.
Yeah, I have heard it called a lung. But more of an innovative name for something made from a bottle, and a bag. 😂
Bottle bag is much more fitting name for the time period. Perhaps they started calling it a lung, not based on the mechanics of the device but on what you sacrifice to use it.
Used to have a bucket as a permanent fixture in my bedroom when I was about 18/19, along with a 4/5 litre Robinsons squash bottle in it, used to have 2 or 3 before I went to work everyday, fucking mental times, proper lung fuckers!!
Ah. You are that guy! I used to visit someone who called their bucket a bouquet like on the TV show. "anyone want a bouquet?" Kinda quaint now but happy times. I guess the availability of the original skunk removed the need to chase the extra hit.
Traffic or police cones in a bath of water used to properly fuck us up, would struggle to inhale a 1L bottle of smoke these days though!! If only I was 20yrs old again,lol
I'd actually not heard of that - what a brilliant mental image I've got now though. That's absolutely the spirit I'm referring to. I'd turn my lungs inside out if I was to attempt a bucket now.
I remember Stonehenge 81 and Glasto of that era, hot knife stands all over. 20p for a hit, great times.
Before my time but I remember back when it seemed like no one really cared about it being around. I used to go to a pub where everyone smoked openly. Cheap beer, crap local bands, openly available pot. A formative place to be as a youngster.
Christ I used to transfuse the blades in my old nanna's kitchen with grandad kenny!
circa 92'
Thanks for reminding me BigRoo!
XpeaceX
circa 92'
Thanks for reminding me BigRoo!
XpeaceX
Get a 2 litre plastic soft drink bottle and empty it (keep the cap). Make a small hole near the very bottom at the side (we favoured burning it). Get a sturdy foil milk bottle cap (thick foil works but isn't as good) and poke loads of holes in it with a pin. Plug hole with finger and fill with cold tap water. Careful position the foil on top, add hash, light hash and as it starts to flame release the water so the smoke fills the bottle. When there's still some water left plug the hole, take the foil off, cover the top with your palm, shake the cold water through the smoke, inhale smoke. Probably cough. Helps if you have a dextrous friend, or 4 arms. When finished, scrunch up bottle, add cap, discard.
Names must have travelled by mouth back then. Like someone got talking on a train to someone from London or Newcastle where waterfalls were a thing and migrated the concept. In the internet era that can happen in minutes. Yet regionally we still can't agree the name of a bread roll. Bap, cob etc.
🤣 Takes me back first way I ever smoked weed, used to call it a "death bong" and it absolutely killed me that night🤣
Youngish guy here my friend was all about theses called them gravity bongs that was when i was 16 damn good times
I don't recall ever trying one of these but can vaguely remember hearing about them. I'd forgotten about the nice quality tinfoil of the old milk bottle tops too. Simple times man.
Everytime I roll my sleeves up, I remember hot knives...
Probably forty-odd years ago now, this patchouli oil drenched greebo who was peripheral to our "gang" asked me if I knew hot knives could burn twice.
The very stoned, slightly intimidated, teenage me replies "no"; at which point he lays one of the recently used knives on my forearm...
How we laughed!
Not quite as loudly as when we threw his bike off the mulit-storey car park.
Or when I saw him in a club and took all the shrooms he was flogging and gave them away.
Buckets? Well, there was this time...
Probably forty-odd years ago now, this patchouli oil drenched greebo who was peripheral to our "gang" asked me if I knew hot knives could burn twice.
The very stoned, slightly intimidated, teenage me replies "no"; at which point he lays one of the recently used knives on my forearm...
How we laughed!
Not quite as loudly as when we threw his bike off the mulit-storey car park.
Or when I saw him in a club and took all the shrooms he was flogging and gave them away.
Buckets? Well, there was this time...
That's a dangerous trick to play when you've got a glass bottle in easy reach! Would probably deserve it just for the oil. I'd forgotten about that stuff. Usually sold in shops with the purple velvet scales in the window and worn by people who'd visited the head shop and bought one of everything. They'd sit rolling up with rainbow rips, in a rolling mat, with special roach card.
I never really got the whole hot knives thing, it seemed really gnarly to me.
2 or 3 litre buckets though - totally classy ;-)
i feel a bit ashamed to admit that i used to revel in giving weed virgins immensely strong buckets as their first introduction to cannabis, and then sit back and watch them lose their minds. (i was 15 - not old enough to know better?)
wondering if anyone else indulged in this kind of terrible behaviour?
2 or 3 litre buckets though - totally classy ;-)
i feel a bit ashamed to admit that i used to revel in giving weed virgins immensely strong buckets as their first introduction to cannabis, and then sit back and watch them lose their minds. (i was 15 - not old enough to know better?)
wondering if anyone else indulged in this kind of terrible behaviour?
They definitely did! I was personally not bad for this. I'm basically like an angel obviously. But I can remember a few places I hung out would set people up with a sizeable bucket and then watch them melt to some Floyd or something spacey. Simpler times. Although the weeds much better now of course.
Back in the mid 90’s a mate of mine worked the night shift at the local Jet petrol station, one slow Sunday night he emptied one of the forecourt spillage buckets to get blasted and ended up passing out in the back, the dickhead lol
A guy I used to buy off had the bucket in the shed always ready to go. He would do half g buckets all day long until he ended up with popcorn lung and it fucked him up big time.
Know your limits, too much is too late in some cases.
Nothing hits like 2 litres of dank smoke though😶🌫️
Know your limits, too much is too late in some cases.
Nothing hits like 2 litres of dank smoke though😶🌫️
Smoking copious amounts of anything will not do anyone any favours. I guess we all try to balance that. My lungs are definitely not as happy as if I didn't smoke. Up until recently I managed to keep a good level of fitness which I guess helped.
My first try of an extract made me feel like a teenager who'd just sat back from their first hotknife. I guess that's what the crazy kids aim for these days.
My first try of an extract made me feel like a teenager who'd just sat back from their first hotknife. I guess that's what the crazy kids aim for these days.
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Cancer can be fought!
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Cancer can be fought!
My workmate recently had a 5ib tumor removed from his stomach (quite rare stomach cancer apparently) He was back working after 12 weeks! This guy was not going to let it win he was joking all the way to surgery!.
Good luck man!
love and positive vibes!!
Good luck man!
love and positive vibes!!
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3rd attempt Growing advice
look at deals on londongrow brother always got full kit deals...
If you just need better Air flow try and get a inline extraction 300m3hr
Just out of…
3rd attempt Growing advice
Recommendations for cheap grow tent/compete set up ,I recently got a ts3000 450watt from Mars hydro, I’ve tried to grow a few times but It seem to end up with mold in late flower so I was thinking of some kind of air exhaust/carbon filter also too regulate the humidity?
There is no such thing as a cheap set up mate.
Buy cheap buy twice!!
There is an awfull lot more to growing than throwing a light over them in a cheap tent!
An extraction set up is manditory really,for numerous reasons...First and foremost is to make the whole grow odourless to the outside world!! Secondary is to keep the relative humidity below 50% in late flower to avoid your beloved crop turning to grey mold before your eyes.
I suggest joining a forum and posting your grow up.uk 420 maybe? Lots of experienced growers on there will help you have a successfull harvest.
Buy cheap buy twice!!
There is an awfull lot more to growing than throwing a light over them in a cheap tent!
An extraction set up is manditory really,for numerous reasons...First and foremost is to make the whole grow odourless to the outside world!! Secondary is to keep the relative humidity below 50% in late flower to avoid your beloved crop turning to grey mold before your eyes.
I suggest joining a forum and posting your grow up.uk 420 maybe? Lots of experienced growers on there will help you have a successfull harvest.
Have you got any recommendations for an exhaust system for a 5x5? I’m going to check out that website after I’m home for work thanks !
What else do you have e in your grow kit?
You got a meter that measures temp and humidity. I’d hazard a guess this is the issue.
You can grow without and exhaust fan, I had several crops fine but as stated will stink without a carbon filter, mainly in flowering near end tbh.
However with a fresh air intake at bottom of tent and hot exhaust extraction at top you will get better results.
You can couple the exhaust fan to a temp controller too, I found this would help regulate at night in cold winters.
I managed to sort a whole carbon exhaust and smaller intake with fans and tubing for under 100 quid.
Make sure you got a little circulation fan in tent too, plants will love you for that addition
You got a meter that measures temp and humidity. I’d hazard a guess this is the issue.
You can grow without and exhaust fan, I had several crops fine but as stated will stink without a carbon filter, mainly in flowering near end tbh.
However with a fresh air intake at bottom of tent and hot exhaust extraction at top you will get better results.
You can couple the exhaust fan to a temp controller too, I found this would help regulate at night in cold winters.
I managed to sort a whole carbon exhaust and smaller intake with fans and tubing for under 100 quid.
Make sure you got a little circulation fan in tent too, plants will love you for that addition
That’s all I kinda just winged the first 3 times but this time I got a decent light and tent so wanted to know what else to buy to make it all go perfect this time 🤷♂️, yeah my problem was definitely humidity and heat. Luckily for me smell isn’t really a issue I’ve found so far
Smell not an issue in terms of Random’s smelling or your skunk ain’t hit that overwhelming stench 😂
Avoid all in one deals, usually can get cheaper.
Amazon delivered most my stuff including soil lol a bit bait I know but did for years 😂
If growing in soil get ph meter you stick in, can get ones that switch between a few things including ph and wetness - 10 quid or so
Humidity meter / temp - 5 quid
Cheap tent - varies on brand and size - I’d go biggest you can first rather than neeeding to upgrade when you grow monsters lol
clip on fan for inside tent to circulate air (one that can oscillate) 10-30 quid
Key things you need to manage are:
Temps / humidity
Water
Air
Temps - can’t stress this enough!!! Dropping a couple of degrees is fine at night but big spikes will stress you babies
I believe leds ain’t as hot as I used to run hps.
The ONLY reason I had extractors was to manage temp via controller AND smell when peak flowering!!!!
You can get away with opening flaps and fan inside but I’d crack a window for some fresh oxygen.
You can go deep into more automation, nutrients and all that shit later mate.
Avoid all in one deals, usually can get cheaper.
Amazon delivered most my stuff including soil lol a bit bait I know but did for years 😂
If growing in soil get ph meter you stick in, can get ones that switch between a few things including ph and wetness - 10 quid or so
Humidity meter / temp - 5 quid
Cheap tent - varies on brand and size - I’d go biggest you can first rather than neeeding to upgrade when you grow monsters lol
clip on fan for inside tent to circulate air (one that can oscillate) 10-30 quid
Key things you need to manage are:
Temps / humidity
Water
Air
Temps - can’t stress this enough!!! Dropping a couple of degrees is fine at night but big spikes will stress you babies
I believe leds ain’t as hot as I used to run hps.
The ONLY reason I had extractors was to manage temp via controller AND smell when peak flowering!!!!
You can get away with opening flaps and fan inside but I’d crack a window for some fresh oxygen.
You can go deep into more automation, nutrients and all that shit later mate.
No ones mentioned pot choice. It does matter.
I used Airpots-⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️.
But messy to water with,but because they have holes in,you can get air to those roots—-I completely by accident ended up blasting the roots with winter uk temps (jan/feb) and the results we’re spectacular.
If I remember right I got 30 oz from a single 600w bulb.!!
Ak48-will never forget.
Good luck
I used Airpots-⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️.
But messy to water with,but because they have holes in,you can get air to those roots—-I completely by accident ended up blasting the roots with winter uk temps (jan/feb) and the results we’re spectacular.
If I remember right I got 30 oz from a single 600w bulb.!!
Ak48-will never forget.
Good luck
Environment is Number one.
Get yourself a hygrometer with min and max facility on it and you'll know what is happening in the tent when you're not around.
With LED's you want about 27c lights on, and no lower than 22 with the lights off. While they are still Vegging, humidity should be around 70% but when in flower you should be aiming for 50%. Probably a tenner from amazon.
You need an extractor fan, probably about a 150mm for a small tent, but this needs to be wired into a fan controller such as an SMS, which will regulate the fan speed depending on what temp is in your tent. When it gets hot, the fan speeds up, and when the desired temp ir reached, it turns itself back down to the minimum. One end of the fan should have a carbon filter on it to hide the smell as best it can and the other end should be vented out of the tent. Not only does this control temps but it also draws in fresh CO2 which is essential to growth.
Next you need a heater of some kind for when the light is off or its particularly cold. Oil filled rads work best. Again, you need a controller for the heater to turn itself off and on as required. G.A.S make a pretty good heater controller for about 50 quid.
These are the most important steps. You could have the best cuttings or seeds in the world, but if your environment is not right, they'll still come out shit.
Search google for Growell or greens horticulture. They do all the bits youll need
Get yourself a hygrometer with min and max facility on it and you'll know what is happening in the tent when you're not around.
With LED's you want about 27c lights on, and no lower than 22 with the lights off. While they are still Vegging, humidity should be around 70% but when in flower you should be aiming for 50%. Probably a tenner from amazon.
You need an extractor fan, probably about a 150mm for a small tent, but this needs to be wired into a fan controller such as an SMS, which will regulate the fan speed depending on what temp is in your tent. When it gets hot, the fan speeds up, and when the desired temp ir reached, it turns itself back down to the minimum. One end of the fan should have a carbon filter on it to hide the smell as best it can and the other end should be vented out of the tent. Not only does this control temps but it also draws in fresh CO2 which is essential to growth.
Next you need a heater of some kind for when the light is off or its particularly cold. Oil filled rads work best. Again, you need a controller for the heater to turn itself off and on as required. G.A.S make a pretty good heater controller for about 50 quid.
These are the most important steps. You could have the best cuttings or seeds in the world, but if your environment is not right, they'll still come out shit.
Search google for Growell or greens horticulture. They do all the bits youll need
Tell us more.......
Grow space size?
How many plants?
House/flat??
Too many question
start with good cuttings
Grow space size?
How many plants?
House/flat??
Too many question
start with good cuttings
Hey 5x5 tent , 3-5 auto flowers I have seeds though not cutting, I’m growing the top back of my house
All good advice above...
If you don't get your environment right...you will always struggle...air flow and extraction are a must imo!
Good luck!
If you don't get your environment right...you will always struggle...air flow and extraction are a must imo!
Good luck!
If you’ve built a pc, try emulate a tower that has bottom / front intakes - exhaust out your top and back.
If really wanting good intakes - get smaller in-line fan and flexi trunking and seal this to window.
In winter i used to run my spent exhaust gas through the door on the room and into the house.
Saved on heating through winter 😂
Also remember air flow drops drastically with frequency of turns and harsh bends!!!
If really wanting good intakes - get smaller in-line fan and flexi trunking and seal this to window.
In winter i used to run my spent exhaust gas through the door on the room and into the house.
Saved on heating through winter 😂
Also remember air flow drops drastically with frequency of turns and harsh bends!!!
You can try with a carbon filter but I wouldn't bother, never found one that works. But yes you do need suck all that hot air out of the tent - not push - put the exhaust fan at the exit point within the tent and the other end attach to your light fitting - get a cool tube. And get the most powerful fan you can because you want a powerful suck so that the walls of the tent get sucked inwards, like the opposite of a bouncy castle - this creates the perfect grow environment as well as a few side effects such as killing bugs, they can't live in a negative pressure which is what inside your tent will be if you have the walls going inwards and you shouldn't get any mould. BUT... you still need to move the air around inside the tent and have good air flow over your crop - this will help strengthen the branches and also eliminate mould, end of. To do this get 2 oscillating desk fans and 2 bits of 50cm long bit of timber - turn the fans upside down and unscrew the bottom, screw that to the bit of timber then screw the bottom with the timber attached back on to the fan. Then screw a hole at each end of the timber and get some wire - each fan will be in opposite corners upside down with the wire tied to the top poles of the tent, get them right back in the corner and on oscillate - now buy a timer and plug them both in, put the timer on random times eg 1 hour on, 15mins off, 30mins on, 45mins off, 15 mins on etc for the full 24 hours. This will give you max yields for all the reasons I have mentioned and more. Best of luck.
Cool tube? What's is this 2001?
Man said he's using a mars so that's gonna be a LED panel.
If a carbon filter not working for you, you're defo doing something wrong.
I've run in both push and pull configs and always managed to get a good seal.
If you've got neighbours of any sort then you need a filter.
Otherwise good advice about keeping the air flowing.
I used to use oscillating fans inside the tent plus the extraction set up.
Man said he's using a mars so that's gonna be a LED panel.
If a carbon filter not working for you, you're defo doing something wrong.
I've run in both push and pull configs and always managed to get a good seal.
If you've got neighbours of any sort then you need a filter.
Otherwise good advice about keeping the air flowing.
I used to use oscillating fans inside the tent plus the extraction set up.
look at deals on londongrow brother always got full kit deals...
If you just need better Air flow try and get a inline extraction 300m3hr
Just out of interest your obviously not using any form of humidifier in flower? or folliar feeding? XpeaceX
If you just need better Air flow try and get a inline extraction 300m3hr
Just out of interest your obviously not using any form of humidifier in flower? or folliar feeding? XpeaceX
You just need to replenish air, personally in a 5x5 I would use a 8inch extractor on a speed controller, that way you're covered if humidity spikes in flower. A 6inch should do it tho. intake is kinda optional I guess if your on a budget. defo leave vents open tho if not using a intake.
keep RH below 60% in flower and you should avoid mold. You will need the give your grow area and room a very good clean since you have had mold before. You should also see a huge improvement in yield since they would have been starved for co2 on your previous attempts.
keep RH below 60% in flower and you should avoid mold. You will need the give your grow area and room a very good clean since you have had mold before. You should also see a huge improvement in yield since they would have been starved for co2 on your previous attempts.
Use airpots,and utilise the hundreds of holes in the design to blast colder air at the roots inside.
I did exactly that during a winter grow that finished on feb 13th- air was freezing !! Biggest crop I ever got from one 600w bulb 30 odd ozs.
Best of luck.
I did exactly that during a winter grow that finished on feb 13th- air was freezing !! Biggest crop I ever got from one 600w bulb 30 odd ozs.
Best of luck.
If mild is your main issue then you’re not moving enough air out.
This is paramount to keeping the moisture under the required amount.
Get a built in sensor that you can monitor with.
Maybe don’t water til run off when plants get bigger? Just add a bit at a time?
You need a good exhaust system (air out) and your game will change,I’m sure of it.
You won’t have to spend more than £70 for a brilliant extraction unit. And don’t forget about the ‘last line of defence’——the inline ozone attached to that exhaust. ABSOLUTE zero smell leaving your gaff. This is the most important purchase my friend.
Definitely join the forums,
So much advise there.
🫡
This is paramount to keeping the moisture under the required amount.
Get a built in sensor that you can monitor with.
Maybe don’t water til run off when plants get bigger? Just add a bit at a time?
You need a good exhaust system (air out) and your game will change,I’m sure of it.
You won’t have to spend more than £70 for a brilliant extraction unit. And don’t forget about the ‘last line of defence’——the inline ozone attached to that exhaust. ABSOLUTE zero smell leaving your gaff. This is the most important purchase my friend.
Definitely join the forums,
So much advise there.
🫡
Number one piece of advice before seeds, tents, lights, extractors, nutes:
Get a decent air intake ie. cool, fresh air being drawn in from outside. You'll need to drill / bore a hole. Drill 2 holes, side by side and extract your air from the other. The cool air intake should preferably lay close to the floor so that it circulates around and then upwards. Invest in an adjustable fan - that way you can keep temps within the ideal range, even with hot lamps.
Get a decent air intake ie. cool, fresh air being drawn in from outside. You'll need to drill / bore a hole. Drill 2 holes, side by side and extract your air from the other. The cool air intake should preferably lay close to the floor so that it circulates around and then upwards. Invest in an adjustable fan - that way you can keep temps within the ideal range, even with hot lamps.
I’ve only grown once, as much to see if I could do it as anything else (cost/effort wise, it’s debatable how much benefit you ultimately get with a small grow, but I enjoyed it). As others have said, air flow and temperature were key things for me. And you also mentioned the smell not being an issue. This is interesting, because—done right—it’s going to smell *really* strong. So that filter is a must. I used a Black Orchid (100 mm) extractor fan and a 4inch filter made by a company called Ram. And make sure you’re taking care of them when they’re getting started (I read up on topping and pruning, and it really helped to establish sturdy/healthy plants). Good luck!
I would say also research different strains. Some are more resistant to mold than others.
I used to grow auto flowers and found the ones with a short flowering time like the F1 were far more susceptible to mold.
I used to grow auto flowers and found the ones with a short flowering time like the F1 were far more susceptible to mold.
Couldn’t agree more with everyone! They need to be taken care of like babies ;) Fresh air is difficult especially in winter and humidity when we use heating and all the rain has definitely made us seen a difference and we had to exercise more control. There’s some really top dehumidifiers out there bud but as everyone said spend the money and you won’t regret it as the yield will pay it all off in no time
Have you you got any equipment you could recommend ? This all sound like so much effort but I really need to I spend over 1k a month on weed 😂 just wish I lived somewhere I could just plant and leave it to grow 🥲🥲
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Advice for Growing
I agree with the boys here!
Biobizz is great! you can get their soils from amazon!
You will not need much in the way of nute's bud! If you up-pot corr…
Advice for Growing
Hi LB buddy . I plan to grow an autoflower outdoor of my balcony for this summer and think about organic grow .I have few question hope you all can help me out .
1 - Which brand of soil for organic grow ( ? how long it last until I need to add nutrient
2 - What organic nutrient brand should I use ( simple to use is good idea ) or add nutrient by nature way like ( eggshelf , banana skin ec. )
3 - my plant will get about 7 hours sunlight and the rest under 100w mar hydro light ts600 I tend to go for 20/4 light cycle .
Thanks you so much for any other advice . Love you all
1 - Which brand of soil for organic grow ( ? how long it last until I need to add nutrient
2 - What organic nutrient brand should I use ( simple to use is good idea ) or add nutrient by nature way like ( eggshelf , banana skin ec. )
3 - my plant will get about 7 hours sunlight and the rest under 100w mar hydro light ts600 I tend to go for 20/4 light cycle .
Thanks you so much for any other advice . Love you all
UK420 (linked above) is a good forum for information so get yourself signed up and ask the guys on there.
I'd help but I don't grow in soil nor on a balcony!
Good luck🍀
Cheers BB 😊👍🍻
I'd help but I don't grow in soil nor on a balcony!
Good luck🍀
Cheers BB 😊👍🍻
Hi Buddy
- BioBizz has a decent line of organic products, including a ready to use organic soil. The nutrient bottles come with the feeding schedule on the bottles, but I'm sure you can find this on their website too if you wanted to know before hand. Follow their directions and you should be good. You'll need to read the signals your plant is giving off too, and add nutrients from there. There's alot of help and charts online to identify different issues if you run into them.
If you wanted to use dry amendments instead of organic liquid nutrients, check out "Living soils UK" on eBay, they sell bundles with everything you need - minus the soil. No matter what you go with, make sure to use worm castings in your base mix , they are phenomenal for the health and eco system in your living soil. Make sure to use water that is filtered and has 0 chlorine
- I'm only guessing here, but wouldn't moving your plant to different environments every day stress it out? Would it be best just always leaving it under the lamp, or always outside?
- BioBizz has a decent line of organic products, including a ready to use organic soil. The nutrient bottles come with the feeding schedule on the bottles, but I'm sure you can find this on their website too if you wanted to know before hand. Follow their directions and you should be good. You'll need to read the signals your plant is giving off too, and add nutrients from there. There's alot of help and charts online to identify different issues if you run into them.
If you wanted to use dry amendments instead of organic liquid nutrients, check out "Living soils UK" on eBay, they sell bundles with everything you need - minus the soil. No matter what you go with, make sure to use worm castings in your base mix , they are phenomenal for the health and eco system in your living soil. Make sure to use water that is filtered and has 0 chlorine
- I'm only guessing here, but wouldn't moving your plant to different environments every day stress it out? Would it be best just always leaving it under the lamp, or always outside?
Yeah I think about that way may stress the plant , I may have to go 7hours under sunlight but affair that won’t produce anything . I don’t have a setup inside on the light and a small store room .
Agree with the bio bizz, grow and bloom will do an auto flower. Most soils will provide the plant enough nourishment for two weeks. Tropic Mix is good.
Autoflowers require less nutrients than photoperiods and will actually get stressed if you overfeed and overwater. Most bottle nutrients dosage schedules are for photoperiods. You should start feeding an auto at the 2-3 week mark and start with an 1/8th of the recommend nutrients, moving up to a 1/4 and then 1/2 once its well established and in flowering.
Autoflowers require less nutrients than photoperiods and will actually get stressed if you overfeed and overwater. Most bottle nutrients dosage schedules are for photoperiods. You should start feeding an auto at the 2-3 week mark and start with an 1/8th of the recommend nutrients, moving up to a 1/4 and then 1/2 once its well established and in flowering.
hello mate
Buy small tent and forget about balcony. You got nice light already so just buy small tent put light in and you good to go really. I personally will put two plant under that 100w light in 7l pots.
For nutrient try something simple like boys said biobizz might be ok for first grow or canna A+B.
Buy small tent and forget about balcony. You got nice light already so just buy small tent put light in and you good to go really. I personally will put two plant under that 100w light in 7l pots.
For nutrient try something simple like boys said biobizz might be ok for first grow or canna A+B.
I agree with the boys here!
Biobizz is great! you can get their soils from amazon!
You will not need much in the way of nute's bud! If you up-pot correctly
germinate in a puck,
when shes got 4 leaves plant the puck straight into a small pot filled lightly with biobizz-light.
when she's on 4nodes up-pot to a 1lt pot still using biobizz light!
wait until 6th node nip it manifold it whatever!
leave a week until recovered!
uppot again 5/10 ltr this time use biobizz all!
2 weeks later uppot into final pot size using biobizz all!
when repotting never show the roots to the light and always sprinkle mycorrhizae (homebase£5) over the root ball and pop a bit in the new pot hole!
At this point if this an auto Its probably showing signs of flowering!
and you still havent used any added nutes!
Flip it, leave for a week then start to add biobizz bloom 1ml a ltr to start!
Keep adjusting this after 2 feeds to recomended dose.
do this for 4-5 weeks then just water with ph'ed water 6.5
I also use (in my water) a water dechloriniser called neutralise(1drop per ltr)
I would also recommend vitalink nutes also available from amazon.
Got to add....I always add silica(vitalink silicon max 1ml per Ltr) to the water for strong windy outdoor conditions as this gives remarkable strength to stems.
and calmag if any problems occur?
Also if you want to cheap out homebargains do sell bone meal, fish and guts fert and a 5/5/5 all purpose fertiliser that does the job!
Hope this helps XpeaceX
Biobizz is great! you can get their soils from amazon!
You will not need much in the way of nute's bud! If you up-pot correctly
germinate in a puck,
when shes got 4 leaves plant the puck straight into a small pot filled lightly with biobizz-light.
when she's on 4nodes up-pot to a 1lt pot still using biobizz light!
wait until 6th node nip it manifold it whatever!
leave a week until recovered!
uppot again 5/10 ltr this time use biobizz all!
2 weeks later uppot into final pot size using biobizz all!
when repotting never show the roots to the light and always sprinkle mycorrhizae (homebase£5) over the root ball and pop a bit in the new pot hole!
At this point if this an auto Its probably showing signs of flowering!
and you still havent used any added nutes!
Flip it, leave for a week then start to add biobizz bloom 1ml a ltr to start!
Keep adjusting this after 2 feeds to recomended dose.
do this for 4-5 weeks then just water with ph'ed water 6.5
I also use (in my water) a water dechloriniser called neutralise(1drop per ltr)
I would also recommend vitalink nutes also available from amazon.
Got to add....I always add silica(vitalink silicon max 1ml per Ltr) to the water for strong windy outdoor conditions as this gives remarkable strength to stems.
and calmag if any problems occur?
Also if you want to cheap out homebargains do sell bone meal, fish and guts fert and a 5/5/5 all purpose fertiliser that does the job!
Hope this helps XpeaceX
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⚽️England Vs Spain - Euro Competition⚽️
6th minute 20:49 13/07
cummon England XpeaceX
⚽️England Vs Spain - Euro Competition⚽️
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I have no idea how we got here but maybe its just our year?🫣
Lets do a final competition/giveaway on Sundays final.
England Vs Spain - Sunday 14th July 22:00 Kick Off.
Guess the minute of the first goal!
First come, first serve basis - One entry per Bigga and once that number/minute is taken no more entries.
Comment 'No goal' if you can't see a goal in 90 minutes, again only one entry per minute.
Please include a time/date stamp on your comment, entries will be closed and screenshotted on Sunday 14th July at 6pm.
Format:
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The winner will receive 7g of Cherry Sherbet or Lemon Ice.
Or 3.5g of each!
Good luck England, lets bring it home🙏
**To abide by LB’s rules, to be considered you need some buys on your account, no new accounts please**
I have no idea how we got here but maybe its just our year?🫣
Lets do a final competition/giveaway on Sundays final.
England Vs Spain - Sunday 14th July 22:00 Kick Off.
Guess the minute of the first goal!
First come, first serve basis - One entry per Bigga and once that number/minute is taken no more entries.
Comment 'No goal' if you can't see a goal in 90 minutes, again only one entry per minute.
Please include a time/date stamp on your comment, entries will be closed and screenshotted on Sunday 14th July at 6pm.
Format:
'7th Minute - 17:23pm 12/07/2024'
The winner will receive 7g of Cherry Sherbet or Lemon Ice.
Or 3.5g of each!
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England lose another final, shock! #SouthgateOut
First goal was in the 47th Minute by Spain (N.Williams)
Nobody picked the 47th min!😭
I will do another comp soon and double up the prize!
First goal was in the 47th Minute by Spain (N.Williams)
Nobody picked the 47th min!😭
I will do another comp soon and double up the prize!
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Ammo XXX 🤯
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Competition time!
16 please!
24/04
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Ammo XXX 🤯
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Prize is a 1g sample of the latest Ammo XXX strain.
Winner for last competition has been selected on that post..
Please choose a number between 1-59
Winner will be the Bigga who chooses the same number as the 1st ball dropped on Wednesdays Lotto..
Good Luck! 🍀🤞
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Please choose a number between 1-59
Winner will be the Bigga who chooses the same number as the 1st ball dropped on Wednesdays Lotto..
Good Luck! 🍀🤞
I'll take 13 please. My lucky numbers never seem to do me any favours.
Thanks for running the competition, good luck everyone.
24/6/2024 - 17:24
Thanks for running the competition, good luck everyone.
24/6/2024 - 17:24
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I'm thrilled to celebrate reaching 25 sales with you all! I'm excited to announce this giveaway where three lucky winners will have a chance to win one of these fantastic options:
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23/06/24
Option A: 2x Cookies of Choice 🍪 and 0.5g of Weed or Hash 🌿🔥
Option B: 1x 0.5G cart of your choice 🌿🔥
entry guidelines :
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2️⃣ You can only enter once, so make it count!
3️⃣ I'll choose the winners based on the bonus ball drawn during the lotto on Wednesday.
📅 Deadline for entries: Wednesday 26th 19:00
Thank you to all the Agents who have supported us so far. Pleasure providing you with the optimal gear for your missions 🎯
23/06/24
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Kiltman
Funny Scoring stories
once had a holiday in portugal.
found this little head shop in the local town and asked the guy where i could find the stuff i could use with his grin…
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Kiltman
Funny Scoring stories
Hey biggas
Who has the best and funniest scoring stories from back in the days when you had to go to dodgy alleyways and backstreets who got sold tar as a half Dods and who got busted.
Who has the best and funniest scoring stories from back in the days when you had to go to dodgy alleyways and backstreets who got sold tar as a half Dods and who got busted.
So in the bad old days of dealing with people IRL I usually had to drive a decent distance to score. 40-50 miles to my best connection. So I’m nearly there, maybe 10 minutes away when I go to change gear & the clutch pedal just drops to the floor…. Fuck!
We manage to limp it into a shopping centre car park. 2 problems at this point. 1 I’m 50 miles from home & 2 I’ve got no breakdown cover. Of course the main priority is still scoring or the whole things been a waste. So I call my guy who reluctantly agrees to bring it to where I’m at & he knows a local garage so he’ll call them as well.
He arrives about 20 mins later with a very poorly wrapped Oz of stinking weed we do the deal & he leaves. 5 minutes later a recovery wagon rolls in & we end up getting recovered all the way home, three of us sat in the truck which now absolutely reeks of the weed my guy hadn’t really wrapped. The driver never said a word but it must have been obvious!
To top it all off the car needed a new clutch & flywheel at nearly 2 grand plus the cost of recovery.
These days I order off LittleBiggy & have full AA membership!
We manage to limp it into a shopping centre car park. 2 problems at this point. 1 I’m 50 miles from home & 2 I’ve got no breakdown cover. Of course the main priority is still scoring or the whole things been a waste. So I call my guy who reluctantly agrees to bring it to where I’m at & he knows a local garage so he’ll call them as well.
He arrives about 20 mins later with a very poorly wrapped Oz of stinking weed we do the deal & he leaves. 5 minutes later a recovery wagon rolls in & we end up getting recovered all the way home, three of us sat in the truck which now absolutely reeks of the weed my guy hadn’t really wrapped. The driver never said a word but it must have been obvious!
To top it all off the car needed a new clutch & flywheel at nearly 2 grand plus the cost of recovery.
These days I order off LittleBiggy & have full AA membership!
Oh mate believe me I'd have left the car there & walked back with the weed if it came to it! Kinda wish I had, that car was a total piece of shit 😂
Had a bit of a freaky one when I was living in Kings Cross in Sydney, there was word of a cafe there selling weed so I went there and ended up getting some, went back to the flat and rolled up a fat one, was 1/2 way through it and I turned on the tv, there was only the cafe I’d just been to being busted live on the news, couldn’t believe it!
😂😂Bet you were thinking ‘am I REALLY seeing that on the tv or is this REALLY top shit??’ 👍
Hehe too many, all bad, that’s why I love it here!
Once in India I asked around and this bloke took me to a small dark room with no windows and said he’d be right back with the weed. He then goes out and locks the door!. It’s like a hundred degrees and I’m sweating like a pig in what is basically a cell. I convince myself he’s gone for the police to get a bribe for dobbing me in. I wait 20 minutes then start forcibly kicking and pushing at the door but it’s not happening. I am going to have to go crazy ape shit bonkers to smash my way out, and probably not even then. By 30 minutes I’m losing it. I can’t believe I’ve been so fucking stupid!
Nearly 40 minutes later…click…door opens…light….smiley Indian…can’t understand why I’m so stressed…it took him a while to find the ‘man’….says he always locks the door when he goes out!!!
Jesus…I was in a state!
Terrible weed too 😂😂🙀
Once in India I asked around and this bloke took me to a small dark room with no windows and said he’d be right back with the weed. He then goes out and locks the door!. It’s like a hundred degrees and I’m sweating like a pig in what is basically a cell. I convince myself he’s gone for the police to get a bribe for dobbing me in. I wait 20 minutes then start forcibly kicking and pushing at the door but it’s not happening. I am going to have to go crazy ape shit bonkers to smash my way out, and probably not even then. By 30 minutes I’m losing it. I can’t believe I’ve been so fucking stupid!
Nearly 40 minutes later…click…door opens…light….smiley Indian…can’t understand why I’m so stressed…it took him a while to find the ‘man’….says he always locks the door when he goes out!!!
Jesus…I was in a state!
Terrible weed too 😂😂🙀
Don't think anything I've got is going to top that man FFS if it was anyone else I would have probably have put
"Did ya aye"
But LB Jedi master PollyPuff20 fair play. Kidnapped for shite weed funny
"Did ya aye"
But LB Jedi master PollyPuff20 fair play. Kidnapped for shite weed funny
Yeah but the REALLY stupid thing about it only occurred to me later that night…
Having convinced myself he had gone for the plod I STILL completed the transaction!🙀…if the police where outside they’ve now got me in possession…otherwise they would have had sweet FA!
Come on- how stupid am I??🤔
Caveat- it was a LONG time ago…
Also- I’ve got worse than that- don’t get me started on Ibiza!!
Having convinced myself he had gone for the plod I STILL completed the transaction!🙀…if the police where outside they’ve now got me in possession…otherwise they would have had sweet FA!
Come on- how stupid am I??🤔
Caveat- it was a LONG time ago…
Also- I’ve got worse than that- don’t get me started on Ibiza!!
Yep Polly is basically the Mic-Drop king of LittleBiggy. Seriously though I could listen to your life stories all day Polly 👍🏻😁
In Ghana, they sell weed already cleaned and ground, wrapped in a rizla so you just unwrap it, roll it and smoke it.
Many years ago, we were staying in this small coastal village, and bought an oz from this younger guy, only to find it was the twigs etc that had been cleaned from the actual weed for smoking.
His father heard us arguing with him about this, and looked really angry - lots of shouting etc - so we got kind of worried. We were in the middle of nowhere, very little infrastructure and travellers were rare.
It turned out he was furious with his son for giving visitors to their village a bad experience - not us for trying to buy weed there. He insisted we come into his home, were he provided food and drink and made a real fuss of us, while he sent his brother, on foot, 3 miles up the road to get a sample of decent weed for us to try.
It was great weed (luckily), so he then sent his brother back to get us an actual oz, at local prices, all while apologising for his son ripping us off!
Many years ago, we were staying in this small coastal village, and bought an oz from this younger guy, only to find it was the twigs etc that had been cleaned from the actual weed for smoking.
His father heard us arguing with him about this, and looked really angry - lots of shouting etc - so we got kind of worried. We were in the middle of nowhere, very little infrastructure and travellers were rare.
It turned out he was furious with his son for giving visitors to their village a bad experience - not us for trying to buy weed there. He insisted we come into his home, were he provided food and drink and made a real fuss of us, while he sent his brother, on foot, 3 miles up the road to get a sample of decent weed for us to try.
It was great weed (luckily), so he then sent his brother back to get us an actual oz, at local prices, all while apologising for his son ripping us off!
I don’t miss those days!
The faff of scoring off a motley crew of lunatics, terrible timekeepers and the awkward ones who would try and get you to hang out for as long as possible…..and only a ‘teenth of the crumbiest soap bar at the end of it!
We’re so lucky we can get reviewed, primo shit delivered to your door in no time!
The faff of scoring off a motley crew of lunatics, terrible timekeepers and the awkward ones who would try and get you to hang out for as long as possible…..and only a ‘teenth of the crumbiest soap bar at the end of it!
We’re so lucky we can get reviewed, primo shit delivered to your door in no time!
Many years ago I went for a vacation to Marseille, France. being the hash enthusiast that I am I went looking for sweet ganja around when I realized some real top shelf hash imported from morocco was to be found. I was around and about for three or four days in which I managed to score different kinds of very nice hash pieces from both local and immigrant fellows. though they didn't speak any english and I didn't speak french, the hash pieces were small and expensive and the vacation was long. I've strive for a better connection, maybe one who actually speaks english so I can negotiate a good deal for a sizeable chunk of the finest available. in the fifth day it happened, I found two guys who spoke english and were able to offer a good deal on a whole bar, it was if I remember correctly the equivalent of 250eur for 100g. they seemed trust worthy and I thought it's a decent price for me as a tourist (especially in light of the prices I paid for the small pieces) so I went for it, hoping it'll be the good stuff. I found myself in the metro of Marseille, heading to Marseille's projects jumping over barriers since the guys I was riding with didn't care for paying a ticket much which was fine on the way there while we didn't carry any hash but on the way back to the city center carrying 100g hash bar on me I was a little worried with every barrier we've jumped. finally arriving to city center after jumping the last barrier a second before I breathe a sigh of relief a huge bloke in uniform with an even bigger dog approach us yelling (probably) for jumping the barriers. as I said I don't speak french and this guy seemed pretty pissed so I'm thinking we're fucked. let me tell you, until this day I don't know what the guys I was with shouted back but anyway we've just continued in our way while the dude (which I figured must have been a security guard and not an officer) was just standing there looking at us walking away doing nothing about it and the whole thing was over in matter of seconds. I eventually got back to my room with a bar of very potent, top shelf, soft moroccan hashish which me and my company enjoyed so very much during our vacation. I thank my good luck for the hash, providence and experience every time I reminiscence 😇
Hehe…brilliant! Glad it ended well!
I used to go to clubs with guys who were carrying and at a time when random door searches were common. My instinct was to keep my head down and be meek and polite but these guys were exactly the opposite really fronting up to the doormen in a challenging way. It wasn’t violence but in your face edgy banter. I thought it was a madness but they always claimed it was the soft touches who got rolled, and I guess they were right! 😳👍😉
I used to go to clubs with guys who were carrying and at a time when random door searches were common. My instinct was to keep my head down and be meek and polite but these guys were exactly the opposite really fronting up to the doormen in a challenging way. It wasn’t violence but in your face edgy banter. I thought it was a madness but they always claimed it was the soft touches who got rolled, and I guess they were right! 😳👍😉
Because (especially back in the day) you'd need to show you weren't prey, however you managed to do that. They're only rolling the guys they expect no comeback from, and then the drugs are stolen, given to the guy that deals for them in the club, and guy gets ejected with threats of calling the police if he comes back, and if he's unlucky the back door had metal escape exit stairs. Everyone else has them in their socks or pants on the way in anyway, surely? Maharishi make trousers and tops with internal stash pockets. Very handy if you want to look inconspicuously off your tits in trousers embroidered with a huge dragon.
I bet trying to score in the less salubrious areas of Marseille is an unforgettable experience, especially when no-one can communicate clearly due to a language barrier.
That temple ball was epic dude, thanks. Just had a smoke of it about an hour ago and my head is like lead, oh, and I just chuckled to myself for no reason. You have a new regular customer.
That temple ball was epic dude, thanks. Just had a smoke of it about an hour ago and my head is like lead, oh, and I just chuckled to myself for no reason. You have a new regular customer.
Not a scoring story but this made me think about it and this will really show my age lol
Who remembers the book that teaches you to roll fucking mad ass joints?
Windmills, tulips 4 way fuckers
Who remembers the book that teaches you to roll fucking mad ass joints?
Windmills, tulips 4 way fuckers
That’s a blast from the past!
800 rizla, 50 grams of baccy and a ton of weed to careful construct something that is basically harsh as fuck after the third drag and leaves your lungs feeling like a pair of shrivelled raisins!
Aaah….the good old days!
800 rizla, 50 grams of baccy and a ton of weed to careful construct something that is basically harsh as fuck after the third drag and leaves your lungs feeling like a pair of shrivelled raisins!
Aaah….the good old days!
Just having a look there and you can still buy this on Amazon lol 30 years later for £8 Maybes it’s a more updated version with what to do with concentrates and how to use a dry vape or what tricks you can do with a big mighty 😍
No way man
I remember one of my mates using a bic pen as a roch for a tulip
that did not end well lol
I remember one of my mates using a bic pen as a roch for a tulip
that did not end well lol
The Joint Rolling Handbook. We all had that, clearly. I successfully managed the reverse roll once where you lick the adhesive so it's on the inside and burn off the excess paper, then realised it wasn't worth all the hassle and just bought thinner skins.
The tulip didn't burn well, and the less said about the windmill the better.
The tulip didn't burn well, and the less said about the windmill the better.
The youth of today will never know the struggles we old folk had to do in the olden days pre mobiles, interweb fucking pre technology.
So true…they sit on their arses scrolling through LB…the hardest thing they have to do is answer the door to the postie for their NDD 😖
Three mates and I went to Hitchin on a Saturday night to score. Picked up some weed and smoked a couple of joints. Went into a public toilet for a Jimmy, me and one mate standing at the trough, the other mate in the sit down. Two coppers walk in. Obviously me and mate number one keep schtum, mate in the cubicle none the wiser keeps mouthing off about passing him a J. The cops walk out and we think we've got away with it till we walk outside. Of course they're waiting, search us and find the weed, then it's in the back of the Panda and down the nick. Statement, charged, fingerprints, mugshot, a stint in a cell. Later it was up before the magistrate, a fine and a criminal record. All that was 50 years ago this year!
Aw mate feel your pain right there! 😵
Many moons ago I had a bar in Corfu. We used to get hassled a lot by the plod but this night two are just standing at the bar, drinking (free) beer and eying up the girls. This couple are sitting at the bar and the guy just has to tell me in a loud voice about the Q of hash he has that he smuggled in up his wife’s fanny. Any other moment this would have been hilarious. I am frozen in disbelief that he cannot see the two uniformed officers standing next to him! I do that frozen stare at him whilst trying to just flick my eyes to the left to get him to look and shut the fuck up. But no…I thought any minute now the stash is going to make an appearance. I just had to walk away, and as I do so he obviously thinks I’m being rude and shouts out “I take it you don’t want any then?!”…..Jesus Christ….😵💫🤯….they then leave and the Greek plod continue to drink their (free) beer….😳
Many moons ago I had a bar in Corfu. We used to get hassled a lot by the plod but this night two are just standing at the bar, drinking (free) beer and eying up the girls. This couple are sitting at the bar and the guy just has to tell me in a loud voice about the Q of hash he has that he smuggled in up his wife’s fanny. Any other moment this would have been hilarious. I am frozen in disbelief that he cannot see the two uniformed officers standing next to him! I do that frozen stare at him whilst trying to just flick my eyes to the left to get him to look and shut the fuck up. But no…I thought any minute now the stash is going to make an appearance. I just had to walk away, and as I do so he obviously thinks I’m being rude and shouts out “I take it you don’t want any then?!”…..Jesus Christ….😵💫🤯….they then leave and the Greek plod continue to drink their (free) beer….😳
It was a tiny amount! I had it tucked down behind the ciggies in a packet of Players Number 6. First place they looked!
It’s always the same back then with the 5.0
I remember my mate getting a night in the cells as they searched us and found fuck all but my mate had half used fag deck for roch
The nob asked him. Do you use drugs as he waved it in his face.
His response was, how you got any ????
Nob end huckled him
Ha ha ha ha ha
I remember my mate getting a night in the cells as they searched us and found fuck all but my mate had half used fag deck for roch
The nob asked him. Do you use drugs as he waved it in his face.
His response was, how you got any ????
Nob end huckled him
Ha ha ha ha ha
maybe not funny, but I'm reminded of them reading this thread... both happened 25+ years ago. First time me and a few mates wanted to smoke but were let down by our guy. So we were just hanging about on the road thinking what to do. This car pulls up to use the phone box we were at and the guy looked youngish - but older than us early teenagers - so I just randomnly asked if he had any smoke. He gave me the weirdest look - realised I was defnintely just a kid - and said "yeah I'm on my way to get some hash - wait here". Felt like the universe conspired to help us. 2nd story... was smoking this amazing soft hash which back then was very rare for us - normally we just got bad quality soap bar. Anyway - in a field just behind my house smoking - talking total nonsense about how we would escape from the police - total laughable fantasy nonsense - but then suddenly 2 police appear - 1 at each gate we had "planned" to escape through. It was so bizarre. So I dropped the hash on the gorund while they were still far away. We were all in shock at how we had predicted it. They left after realising it was a waste of their time. Then I tried to look around and find the hash. Problem was it had rained fairly recently and the entire field we were in had those little bobbles of mud that rain can form. It just looked like tiny lumps of hash everywhere!
Going to have to think on this one unfortunately there has been a few.
And just for clarification Weed only lol no other party prescriptions????
And just for clarification Weed only lol no other party prescriptions????
Oh I never even considered the old days on micro dots going to see lawnmower man in the Clydebank pictures but I’ll keep that post for the next one 😀
No lets talk about Microdots.... Pleeeeease! 😂 I do have another potentially vehicle related Microdot story.
Fire away with the trippy stories it’s all good Wither it be microdots,mushy tea cooked up in an old bean can down the beach or the wonderful strawberry tabs
Or thinking it was a pleasant way to spend some time by listening to
Timothy Leary : "Turn On, Tune In, Drop Out"
while peaking on one.
"All this baggage too must be checked. You can’t take that on the billion year voyage to God"
What is this baggage you speak of? Oh, that baggage. This is going to be a fun period of time where I have no stable perception of time to go through it all.
Timothy Leary : "Turn On, Tune In, Drop Out"
while peaking on one.
"All this baggage too must be checked. You can’t take that on the billion year voyage to God"
What is this baggage you speak of? Oh, that baggage. This is going to be a fun period of time where I have no stable perception of time to go through it all.
Another weird scoring incident from the past sprang to mind.
In my early 20s I was going to a gig in a nearby city, and staying with friends for the night. Had nothing to smoke, and couldn't get anything, but hopefully my friends could.
Getting on the train that afternoon I saw a table, and there was just 1 guy sitting by it! I'd be on the train for an hour or so, he looked alright, so I sat down opposite him. We got chatting about various things (education, jobs, interests, etc), and the time flew by.
After a while the conductor came around, and it was back when you wouldn't get an immediate fine if you didn't have a ticket as there weren't almost universal barriers, and could buy on the train, which was my plan. Conductor asked the guy for his ticket but he didn't have one: he had an ID to show he was an ex railway worker and entitled to free travel. Conductor accepted it. Guy gestures at me and says we're together. Conductor walks off. Guy smiles shrewdly at me, says nothing. We chat a bit more, and before long we're approaching my stop, and he doesn't look like he's getting off. Without a word he reaches into his pocket, pulls out some excellent hash, bites off a decent 3-4 joint chunk, and slides it across the table to me under his hand while making unbroken eye contact. I, obviously move my hand near his, cup what he's left, and palm it. Check it, grin at him, and he just smiles and nods at me. As I get up to leave he grabs my arm and tells me that on that platform is a goods/disabled lift that comes out outside the ticket check and you can go straight out to taxis at the back of the station with no checks. He was right. The most weird part of it is that we never discussed drugs at all, not even when he gave them to me.
We recognise our own, I guess?
In my early 20s I was going to a gig in a nearby city, and staying with friends for the night. Had nothing to smoke, and couldn't get anything, but hopefully my friends could.
Getting on the train that afternoon I saw a table, and there was just 1 guy sitting by it! I'd be on the train for an hour or so, he looked alright, so I sat down opposite him. We got chatting about various things (education, jobs, interests, etc), and the time flew by.
After a while the conductor came around, and it was back when you wouldn't get an immediate fine if you didn't have a ticket as there weren't almost universal barriers, and could buy on the train, which was my plan. Conductor asked the guy for his ticket but he didn't have one: he had an ID to show he was an ex railway worker and entitled to free travel. Conductor accepted it. Guy gestures at me and says we're together. Conductor walks off. Guy smiles shrewdly at me, says nothing. We chat a bit more, and before long we're approaching my stop, and he doesn't look like he's getting off. Without a word he reaches into his pocket, pulls out some excellent hash, bites off a decent 3-4 joint chunk, and slides it across the table to me under his hand while making unbroken eye contact. I, obviously move my hand near his, cup what he's left, and palm it. Check it, grin at him, and he just smiles and nods at me. As I get up to leave he grabs my arm and tells me that on that platform is a goods/disabled lift that comes out outside the ticket check and you can go straight out to taxis at the back of the station with no checks. He was right. The most weird part of it is that we never discussed drugs at all, not even when he gave them to me.
We recognise our own, I guess?
Excellent! It does remind me though that a couple of times I’ve had complete strangers palm me drugs and I really don’t look the part. In fact one I was doing an afternoon presentation, business suit the lot, in a London music bar venue. We stayed into the evening as it got busy but still in in suit minus jacket and tie. This guy is leaving and he seems to be pretty popular with an entourage and as he passes he pops something in my shirt pocket and taps me on the chest and is gone never to be seen again. I take it out not for one minute thinking it’s actually a big fat wrap of top quality Charlie!🤩…I mean…why?😳
There was an open drugs house in my local town, everyone knew what they were doing but somehow it was still there selling for years.
Anyway, it was a big Victorian red brick house, and when me and a pal turned up once, one of the sellers was outside saying he couldn't get in...lost his key (understandable, these guys were druggies).
No one else was in the house, and this was before mobile phones.
The only access was through a second floor window. At the time (I was about 16) I weighed about 140lbs, was ripped and did lots of mountain climbing..
So fuck it, up the drainpipe I went.
Easy enough climb due to It being cast iron, then it was just a short step onto the window ledge.
As soon as I get on the ledge, the druggie shouts up to me...
"MATE THERE'S A BIG DOG IN THERE.... DON'T WORRY THOUGH... HE'S SOUND"...
Anyone that's done climbing knows it's easier up than down, unless your absailing, and I had no rope.
So I'm about 50 feet above a pavement, holding on to a window ledge, just about to meet a big dog who has no fucking idea who I am... and spends his time in a house full of druggies.
Maybe the dog could be a bit unhinged?
Balancing on a ledge, wondering if jumping back onto cast iron guttering is a better idea than going through a window and meeting the dog of death.... was a difficult decision.
But I needed an 8th, so yeah I went through the window. 🤣🤣
Thanks fuck he was a Staffy, a breed I grew up with, who was just happy to see a human.
What we used to do for a bit of puff!!
Cheers BB 😊👍🍻
Anyway, it was a big Victorian red brick house, and when me and a pal turned up once, one of the sellers was outside saying he couldn't get in...lost his key (understandable, these guys were druggies).
No one else was in the house, and this was before mobile phones.
The only access was through a second floor window. At the time (I was about 16) I weighed about 140lbs, was ripped and did lots of mountain climbing..
So fuck it, up the drainpipe I went.
Easy enough climb due to It being cast iron, then it was just a short step onto the window ledge.
As soon as I get on the ledge, the druggie shouts up to me...
"MATE THERE'S A BIG DOG IN THERE.... DON'T WORRY THOUGH... HE'S SOUND"...
Anyone that's done climbing knows it's easier up than down, unless your absailing, and I had no rope.
So I'm about 50 feet above a pavement, holding on to a window ledge, just about to meet a big dog who has no fucking idea who I am... and spends his time in a house full of druggies.
Maybe the dog could be a bit unhinged?
Balancing on a ledge, wondering if jumping back onto cast iron guttering is a better idea than going through a window and meeting the dog of death.... was a difficult decision.
But I needed an 8th, so yeah I went through the window. 🤣🤣
Thanks fuck he was a Staffy, a breed I grew up with, who was just happy to see a human.
What we used to do for a bit of puff!!
Cheers BB 😊👍🍻
once had a holiday in portugal.
found this little head shop in the local town and asked the guy where i could find the stuff i could use with his grinders bongs and pipes.
He pointed out the shop to a bench on the side of the street and said sit there someone would come along.
say about 10 mins later a 70 year old man rocked up on a moped got off and pointed at the shop nodding i nodded back.
With this he undid the belt on his old trousers put his hand round the back rumaged then pulled out a torpedoe of hand rolled morrocan out of his arse.
as he pulled up his trousers he mumbled 20....20....I gave him 20 euros and with that he got on the bike and fucked off!
after washing my hands cutting of the wrap then washing my hands again it actualy turned out to be a pretty good smoke!
found this little head shop in the local town and asked the guy where i could find the stuff i could use with his grinders bongs and pipes.
He pointed out the shop to a bench on the side of the street and said sit there someone would come along.
say about 10 mins later a 70 year old man rocked up on a moped got off and pointed at the shop nodding i nodded back.
With this he undid the belt on his old trousers put his hand round the back rumaged then pulled out a torpedoe of hand rolled morrocan out of his arse.
as he pulled up his trousers he mumbled 20....20....I gave him 20 euros and with that he got on the bike and fucked off!
after washing my hands cutting of the wrap then washing my hands again it actualy turned out to be a pretty good smoke!
One other one springs to mind too, not really about scoring though, we were in Phnom Penh and there was a place there (20 odd years ago) called “The Happy Herb Pizza Company” they did “special” ganga pizzas, we went there for lunch one day and I asked for mine Extra Happy, when it came I peeled back the cheese and there must have been a layer about 5mm thick of weed on it, anyway I ate it all up and we went for a wander looking for some market that was supposed to be worth checking out, we couldn’t find it and ended up jumping on the back of this moped taxi, it was the driver, me and the mrs on this Honda C90, literally as we pulled away this pizza kicked in big time and I was off my tits, he was driving all over the place and we ended up in the middle of nowhere, turns out he didn’t know where the market was either and it took us about an hour to find it, all the time me absolutely wasted holding on for dear life on the back!
We eventually found it and it was crazy busy, not really what I wanted being in that state! We ended up jumping back on the moped and getting a lift back, made for an interesting afternoon though!!!
We eventually found it and it was crazy busy, not really what I wanted being in that state! We ended up jumping back on the moped and getting a lift back, made for an interesting afternoon though!!!
When I was about 16 me and a couple of mates were hanging out on a chilled out sunny Sunday afternoon in town, skint. Wanting to have a smoke and buy some hash my mate told us of a con that could make us some money. This was to stick aluminium tape on one side and around the edge of ten pence pieces and put them in vending machines, which recognised them as 50 pence pieces. The machines would either give five ten pence pieces back after pressing the reject button, or we'd buy a can of coke at 15p and get 35p in change. The idea was to make enough to buy a teenth for £7.50, which we did, but had loads of coke left over to drink 😂
Another one springs to mind, was in Sri Lanka for the millennium, the first night we landed we went to a local restaurant in Hikkaduwa, I’d had the flu pretty badly and was a little delirious and absolutely knackered from the journey, we’d read in the lonely planet or some other guidebook that some guys sell you weed then phone the police who arrest you then you need to pay them loads to be released.
I’d kind of forgotten this, we got talking to the owner of the restaurant and he was smoking some really nice black, I’d smoked quite a bit with him and was extremely stoned and a bit pissed, anyway, he gave me a lump of this black and as I was smoking another spliff of it he went over and made a phone call, Mrs Zigbull! said to me “He’s phoning the police” kind of jokingly but not sure, of course this totally freaked me out and we hurriedly made our excuses and left, walking back I was so close to chucking the black he’d given me away but as it was so nice I was really reluctant to 🙄!
By the time we got back to the room it was all really kicking in and I was laid in the bed spinning out, got up to go to the bathroom and I started to get a nosebleed, this then got me panicked thinking that he’d spiked it with something or other and I was totally freaking out!
Luckily enough though it was all good and was just me being totally fucked and paranoid, woke up in the morning and all was well and I still had my black to keep me going while I was there!
I’d kind of forgotten this, we got talking to the owner of the restaurant and he was smoking some really nice black, I’d smoked quite a bit with him and was extremely stoned and a bit pissed, anyway, he gave me a lump of this black and as I was smoking another spliff of it he went over and made a phone call, Mrs Zigbull! said to me “He’s phoning the police” kind of jokingly but not sure, of course this totally freaked me out and we hurriedly made our excuses and left, walking back I was so close to chucking the black he’d given me away but as it was so nice I was really reluctant to 🙄!
By the time we got back to the room it was all really kicking in and I was laid in the bed spinning out, got up to go to the bathroom and I started to get a nosebleed, this then got me panicked thinking that he’d spiked it with something or other and I was totally freaking out!
Luckily enough though it was all good and was just me being totally fucked and paranoid, woke up in the morning and all was well and I still had my black to keep me going while I was there!
1980s, bumming round India. Had just spent a few months wandering around the Parvati valley. Hash was everywhere, high quality and cheap. I decided to head south to see a bit more of the country and ended up in Chennai or Madras as was then. En route I sold the couple of ounces of Malana cream I had stashed to a Dutch couple on a train assuming I would be able to score again quite easily.
On arrival in Madras was unable to get my hands on anything despite trying and was feeling a bit desperate after several days without. Gutted I'd sold my stash. Then one morning as I was wandering down Triplicate High Road I heard a familiar "Psssst, you want something". I looked over at a disheveled lungi wearing character who beckoned me to follow. He set off at pace winding through the crowded narrow streets, I followed keenly for what seemed like miles. He finally stopped up a back alley and gestured for me to come closer. He rummaged under his lungi and pulled out a paper bag, turned to me in a conspiratorial fashion and said "you want macaroons" whilst showing me a couple of the coconut based cakes. I was absolutely devastated.
On arrival in Madras was unable to get my hands on anything despite trying and was feeling a bit desperate after several days without. Gutted I'd sold my stash. Then one morning as I was wandering down Triplicate High Road I heard a familiar "Psssst, you want something". I looked over at a disheveled lungi wearing character who beckoned me to follow. He set off at pace winding through the crowded narrow streets, I followed keenly for what seemed like miles. He finally stopped up a back alley and gestured for me to come closer. He rummaged under his lungi and pulled out a paper bag, turned to me in a conspiratorial fashion and said "you want macaroons" whilst showing me a couple of the coconut based cakes. I was absolutely devastated.
Haha…😜…and I bet those macaroons were very tempting after he trekked in the heat of the day! 🤢
Ah, the time we went to the guy who only sold teenths of not great hash, and we wanted a q, and I'm sitting in this guy's house waiting to take 4 shitty deals off him, and he drops one. His badly cared for dog (they almost always had at least one of these) instant picks it up in its mouth. Guy grabs the dog and starts shaking it upside down vigorously and it eventually spits out the teenth. I pick it up, wipe it off, thank him, and never darken his door again.
I have a lot more scoring stories, but they're mainly a lot darker, and why they stick in my mind.
I have a lot more scoring stories, but they're mainly a lot darker, and why they stick in my mind.
😂 brilliant come on spill the beans on more of the darker stories.
Everyone loves a wee story ✌️
Everyone loves a wee story ✌️
Well, there was the time I was in college, so about 18, and I went to score from the flats I usually went to. This was a super paranoid guy that you needed to have an introduction to, not some dealer of standard street crap that was everywhere in the mid/late '90s, but fortunately I knew his cousin and had been scoring off him for a while.
So I turn up and this guy's door is open, and there's a lot of raised angry voices. His flat is ground floor and there are steps going up to other flats, and I angle myself towards these just as a guy with a baseball bat bursts out of this guy's door and he brandishes it at me. Another guy runs out of the flat straight after him, sees what he's doing, shouts, "leave him, he's got nothing to do with this!" and they run off. Then a car starts up and speeds away. A minute or so later the dealer's flatmate runs out and shouts after them (making sure they're far enough away, I think). Then, with him (and me) visibly shaken, I scored the only deal I ever had off him that was both spot on weight and the highest quality hash he had. It was there the whole time behind a panel that he had to unscrew...
So I turn up and this guy's door is open, and there's a lot of raised angry voices. His flat is ground floor and there are steps going up to other flats, and I angle myself towards these just as a guy with a baseball bat bursts out of this guy's door and he brandishes it at me. Another guy runs out of the flat straight after him, sees what he's doing, shouts, "leave him, he's got nothing to do with this!" and they run off. Then a car starts up and speeds away. A minute or so later the dealer's flatmate runs out and shouts after them (making sure they're far enough away, I think). Then, with him (and me) visibly shaken, I scored the only deal I ever had off him that was both spot on weight and the highest quality hash he had. It was there the whole time behind a panel that he had to unscrew...
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