What's up potheads? Hope each and all of you are gooood and high tonight. (Fuck being on LB and not being high...that shit would be straight torture...)

So - question for all the pot smokers of all kinds - how do you get high???

I roll joints with rizla hemp papers and rolling tobacco. I use cardboard roach and I have for the last 10 years or so popped a swan rolling filter in the roach too. (People can say what they like about filters, doesn't stop me getting high I assure you. I breathe a lot easier too...for now...)

I used to buy low tar cigarettes like Silk Cut just for rolling joints but as I have got older (and my weed connects have got shittier...) I have just ended up lumping my weed in with my cheap ass duty free dark blue Drum rolling tobacco as it all tasted much like shite anyway.... used to get rare diamonds but mostly spent the year waiting for my weekend to the 'dam...

Since getting on LB and getting down to the business of real weed I am now getting a bit annoyed with the strong taste of my drum over-riding my weed (had some bangers from Ronald1776 this weekend and ended up rolling nearly pure so as to not waste the flavours! Fucking gorgeous...will post up about that elsewhere) so I am looking to make a switch to something new to make the most of the flavours dropping through my door these days...

Looking at dynavaps and sampling different tobaccos at the moment but it got me to thinking....

How do YOU get higggghhhh man??

What’s up potsmokers?

Lockdown madness am I right? So, so much smoking going on right now… Hope you are all in abundance of the healing herb for these crazy times, man knows I need it…

So…been a while…done been smoking up evvvverrything I can lay hands on…few bangers, few averages, you know the grind(er)…but a recent bit of post has got the Shed feeling like laying some words down for those that read this shit…Does anyone? Who knows, who cares…not me ha…it’s terribly liberating to write stuff that you don’t give a fuck if anyone reads it or not…

Soooo…another new vendor on the block…arggghhhh….pitchforks at the ready, grab the nine off the shelf, sharpen ya shanks……Raarrrrrrrrr…..lets’s get them….fucking vendors, who needs them????

It’s all been a bit weird to me actually…granted, I am very new here but…

I understand that there was an issue with a vendor doxing in the past but I also understand that prior to the fall out the vendor was providing a decent service…strikes me that aforementioned vendor has turned out to be not as trustworthy as initially thought and has also then not reacted well to conflict on a personal level by the sounds of it…but my question is though; how is instant and prolonged harassment of new vendors going to establish if this is likely to happen in the future??

My personal view is that more decent vendors on Lb would surely be for the betterment of us all right? More vendors, more choice, more competition and better prices for us smokers no? Maybe I’m fucking dumb and not getting it but …. My preferred method for road testing new vendors is to contact them, have a little chat, feel them out in terms of responsiveness and professionalism and if I am happy with how that goes, I place a small order no bigger than what I could afford to lose if it came to it… either turns up or it doesn’t….hasn’t not turned up yet but if it ever doesn’t well then I will cry all over Lb to try and let everyone know it’s a sly vendor and never use them again….

I could just rock up on to their page and cunt them off for relentlessly for days in a row and ask loads of direct questions such as exactly where they source their goods etc but it seems like hard work with no real aim in sight…but..horses for courses, everyone has their methods, who am I to say what’s best?...All I know is that I wouldn’t dream of rocking up in any of my old street dealers houses and start chatting this kind of shit to them…it’s not really how it’s worked over my years…think my face would look different if I had tried it in some of the places I used to have to go...maybe it’s different now and the kids can cunt their dealer off on insta? I don’t know…mad things…. It’s not how I like to do business personally…

So, welcome to DOJO DANK – New Kids on The Block, I like dojos and I like dank so I guess subconsciously these chaps struck a chord with me?! So, going with my preferred methodology I did a little buy for some modestly priced Blue Dawg which went well before moving on to something a little pricier…

Not going to lie - £10 a gram makes me fucking shudder. I have been paying £100 max for a half oz of half decent bud for probably 10 years now…however, as you will all know, the average street deal is that you get what you are given, no choices, no idea what strain it is half the time etc etc…hence the appeal of our little oasis right here LB, however, the cost of things is something that the Shed is having trouble adjusting to – but after 3 days of straight monging at the pictures of some ‘Cali Slurricane’ , coupled with a bit of lockdown fever and a newfound sky high tolerance….I found myself hitting that deadly little fucker….the ‘buy’ button….

Ah fuck it…who needs to eat when you can be smoking the weed of the Gods right? Or so they tell me…alright, it’s done now, let’s sit back and wait for the sunshine to slide through my letterbox yeah… I’m going to be like a fucking G of the weed world or some shit, can’t wait…

*** Delivery/Stealth - Sunshine Delivery ***
This was the second of two deliveries I have had from Dojo – very timely service given current conditions, no complaints with speed. Stealth is average. No terrible smells emanating but could be a close thing with some real stinky shit…maybe an extra layer somewhere would be good. It is a physically unprotected delivery so you are a little at the mercy of the postie to not smash your buds to pieces….or if you ensure that you only order rock hard, dense as Trump nugs that the postie can’t flatten if he tries….you’ll be ok!

*** First Look – Staring into the Sun ***
Yeah. I mean, yeah. Fucking looks the part to me. I have only ever had one bit of weed that looked and felt like this and that was some UK Mochi Gelato from the legend that is Ronald1776. Real fucking hard, like rocks of weed – you can literally apply real pressure and the bud barely moves, mad shit. Barly any bit of leaf in sight, this bud is trimmed to the bud, like to.the.bud. The trim bag from these grows must be fucking stupendous…. Looks good, no obscene evidence of PGR’s, very nice to behold unto thine eye!

Now, weirdly enough, (or not, you tell me?), it didn’t really smell that much. Now don’t get me wrong, obviously the shit smells like weed, nice weed but I was just expecting it to really hum you know. Had a nice smell and it built up in the jar over the couple of days it lasted but yeah, not a proper stinker. Little but of a pungent, earthy smell, maybe a bit piney/peppery, really not what I expected but still very pleasant.

Maybe this is something to do with it having supposedly come from Cali to here?? It’s still mad to me that weed could get from Cali to here in any kind of decent condition to be honest, it must take fucking weeks for wholesale amounts to get here by which time surely it’s past it’s best? Shit, I don’t know…but…didn’t smell as much as I expected either in the jar or smoking it…down to my personal expectations that one though.

*** Smoking the Sunshine ***
Alright, time to wrap and smash, turn and burn, blaze to amaze….let’s roll a fat ass joint to check it out….Buds are dense and grind sweet, doesn’t go as far as I thought it would though. Being so dense I popped a little nug in and was hoping to get a great fat basket of grind but not so much. On blazing I am surprised again….a really peppery, woody kind of taste – really not as ‘weedy’ as I was expecting – definitely a little bit different from everything else I am smoking at the moment. And then another weird thing happens….when I look down it seems that I have smashed half a j already…this stuff smokes smoooooth. Strange sensation actually…take a long hard drag and it just burns and toots smooth, smooth, when I actually observe my own exhale I am puffing out vape style clouds on this little fuck…mmmm very nice actually. Again, none of what I was expecting but Saul Goodman you know.

But….here’s the big question…am I fucking stoned? Am I like, double money weed Cali G homeboy stoned? Am I skunked out enough to go crazy and grab my weaponry and rampage down the streets like a drug crazed madman?

Well…Yet another weird thing….I don’t think I actually get that head stoned anymore…I am a constant smoker and being stoned is more the norm than the not so high isn’t something that generally happens anymore so I’m chilling in my chair, feeling nice and maybe a little higher than norm but it’s when I go to get up that the extra spend kicks in…

I’m heading back to the house from the weed lab and I can literally feel myself fling my arms and legs around like some kind of fucking joey? The body stone is running through me like I got a million of those little Inner Space submarines running around me or something….legs and arms feel super light and slightly out of control and I’m marching up the garden like some kind of fucking crazed storm trooper with a wobbly march…oh fucking sort it out man, you look like Pinocchio on the piss…

*** Final Thoughts on being a Cali G Super Smoker ***
Yeah I mean, I’m not going to lie, I really fucking liked that weed and would love to smoke shit like that all the time. Is it from Cali is it not? Man, do I know, do I care…not really…. Better weed will cost more money – does it matter where it came from?? I’m not a brand snob so it’s not something that bothers me. As I say, the only bit of weed I have had come close to this is UK Mochi Gelato which was very similar in terms of appearance and density and high. Both this and Dojos Slurricane were both cut above everything else I smoke generally. Why and how? Dunno. I’m no weed scientist, just an avid bud murderer and this bit of bud got me just a bit higher than the average weed…

The vendor – Dojo Dank – I have had nothing but smooth sailing with them on 2 buys now – Thanks Dojo, nice to be acquainted - good comms, quick post, products as described. If you are reading this review and you have seen all the crap spattered all over LB in the last few weeks about them, I urge you to conduct your own testings/ findings, they seem like a good bunch of lads to me so far and seem to have some decent, albeit low volume, sources. For me, it’s going to be one to keep an eye on for those little birthday smokes or special treats when I’m feeling a bit big man, the Shed is honestly waaaay out his league on Lb ha ha…still fucking here though…

Stay safe Biggas – keep smoking and all this will blow over soon

Peace to all the weed smokers

What’s happening my pothead clan? Hope you are all cooling nicely and your stashes are plentiful.
So, not had much to write home about lately if I’m honest, been sailing the waters of LB and gleaning general treasure all over but no real diamonds…until this week…
Because you know what happened…
Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they singing a song
But nothing comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Ron…
Well I did!! Pothead to fuck I am… For the watchers out there (I know you’re there, the everyday crew, all the people like me that aren’t on facebook and lb is literally the only website they check every day…I’m with you brothers ha…) you will know that Ron has been fighting some mad, psychotic battle with the wall… one minute he’s there, next he’s not, then he’s getting trolled, then he’s not, back on the wall for 5 minutes again then off….man…this a seller with some staying power! Respect to Ron for sticking the track because honestly…biggas are better off with him around… in my head, I’m calling him the flavour man…and you know what….I forgot all about flavour man Ron…
So…I’m digging through old lb messages..I’m bored and skint…I’m not really looking for weed right now…I see an old message from Ron….ahh, the flavour man, forgot about him, got that banging tange off him few weeks back, wonder if he’s got anything on at the moment…click…
What the actual fuck is that? Mochi Gelato?? What the actual fuck man?
Cherry Zkittles – fucking cherry? Fucking boulder fucking shit, look at this fucking shit man. What the fuck…
I kind of want to smoke or fuck the monitor? I’m not sure. Really good looking buds get me a bit horny for some reason. I know it’s not going to help trying to smoke or fuck the monitor so somewhere in my head the deal was already in progress I guess….
Sidebar - I’m not going to lie, I’m a b-grade smoker right now…after 15-20 years of fair quality smoke, the last 5-6 years of my smoke career has been mainly low grade bud and hash (moved areas, old connections retired/dead/gone) and I was on the verge of giving up the weed when I found LB…since then my deep, deep love for the ganja is back with a vengeance but man… when I was coming up weed and hash was £15 an eight, £80 an oz and I was buying and breaking O’s of imported (flat!) dutch buds for about £120-130 which broke for 25/45s for 8s and qs…The shit has fucking changed lol… I smoke quite few joints in a day whatever weed I am smoking – my routine calls for like 7-9 joints a week day, weekends are off the scale lately… so….I have literally fucking ruined myself with the cash since I got here lol…don’t get me wrong, I actually feel happier than ever but damn…
But, point being - I see all this ‘cali’ shit and super premo buds etc and I’m just thinking ahh…you know, is it worth the cash??? Man, I don’t know, it’s relative innit, how much money you got? But, I do know that I have pushed the boat out on a few bits of ‘premium’ bud recently and been a bit disappointed for the cost but…still, this one looked so fucking good and having been on the end of a Ron Flavour Pack Attack before I was tipped into action…popped out and burgled a couple of houses and robbed an off licence, got the cash paid into the post office just before closing and boom….please Ron…can I have some more….

**** Delivery/Stealth ****
Since my first order from Ron, his stealth game is up – was fine before but is even better now - very smooth operation, no stinky stink until it’s supposed to, no ‘ganja inside’ labels, all good – very nicely packaged internally with a cali style zipbag. Light speed delivery too, Ron obviously gets his ass down to the post box sharpish, always much appreciated – in short, you won’t have any trouble getting this McDonalds delivered. Place an order and you can kick back and relax.

**** Looks and Smells – Cherry Ice Cream Sweeties ****
As per above, I don’t know ‘cali weed’. I am no Billy Big Nuts of the weed world. I haven’t travelled the seven seas and climbed mountains in search of the purest weed or anything but I have travelled to Amsterdam regularly for many years and until relatively recently used to get pretty good UK grown buds but…
I do think the Mochi Gelato is one of the nicest looking/smelling buds that I have ever held in my hand. I am down to my last J now and I have a tear in my eye when I look at my bare kilner jar…she looked soooooo fine! Absolutely rock hard nug, even Postman Twat couldn’t have fucked with it, could have sat his fat ass on the mother fucker and it wouldn’t even have moved, honestly so dense, never seen anything like it. Smell, so skunky, just pure skunky, smell, lovely. Beautiful looking bud. Would love to have a few oz in one place to look at, ahhh must be heavenly.
The Cherry Zkittles, no slouch either – well up there in my list of top looking buds too – again, really very dense and trimmed to perfection, no leaf and all pure mini boulders… oh fuck a duck… so nice.
Spent about 15-20 minutes just looking, touching and sniffing both of these buds…proper weed pervert ha ha ha…I felt them fucking nugs up goooood…

**** Smoking Ice Cream and Blazing Cherries ****
Right. I am going to say from the off that both of these weeds are pretty much superior in strength and quality to anything else I have smoked from LB. I have had a few that are close but this is the most expensive bit of weed that I have brought so maybe the direct comparison isn’t fair.
The Mochi has strong head and body buzz that comes on fast for me – half way down a j you can feel the tension going out of your back and neck and that looseness all over kicks in nicely. Quite a heady buzz, I felt it in my upper eyes mostly, gave me chronic fucking red-eye…lovely…
Cherries – this one’s a fucking problem… this is one of those ‘Ron’s shit is too tasty’ fucking problems… blazed my whole bag of this in 24 hours… couldn’t leave the bitch alone… I just kept opening the jar like ‘oh I’m just going to have smell of it’, next thing I know, smoking a fattie…fucking 3.30 in the morning I was stood in the garden chugging away like mmmmm yeah…. Fuck…go to bed….
Both of these buds are premium quality. In terms of appearance, smell and buzz I have not had much better than this before.
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*** Final Thoughts of The Shed ***
Mochi – First class. Top 10 weeds I ever smoked. Strong, tasty, grown, cured, trimmed to an amazing standard. If there’s any left when you read this, it comes as a highly recommended buy from me.
Cherry Zkittles – Again – top shelf, so tasty, grow/cure/trim done by a gardener with real love for his product. I see it’s all gone for now but if it comes back, don’t hesitate.
So…it happened again… I clashed with a Ron flavour sack and lost…a weekend…!! The last time I took the Ron taste challenge I smashed in every fucking bag in about 3 days straight as I literally couldn’t stop…fucking same again….Unfortunately for me, I can’t really afford to fuck with this calibre of shit too often so I’m back off to hunting some b-grade to get me through the rest of the month (after banging a weeks weed in 2.5 days oops ha ha…) But - if you are looking for great service from a reliable vendor who has got some killer flavours a little bit different from the average, then Ron’s your man.
If he can stay on the wall….fingers crossed for you this time Ron, it’s been over 24 hours without you disappearing at the time of writing! Thanks for sharing the flavours Ron, stay strong, I will be back as soon as I scope out another off licence I can blag to feed my habit…
Peace to all the weed smokers.

*** Disclaimer – no actual criminal acts were committed to gain funds to purchase the above cannabis – all accounts of criminal activity should be taken with a pinch of salt and a fat joint ***

They were here? Made lot of big noise and then...it's like it never happened...I can't seem to find any evidence they were ever here?...bit disappointing...

So...first order from lb that has not turned up...got in a a new drop straight away and super disappointed that this ones not turned up. First buy from this vendor, have been led to believe they are good but not for me so far....

Seller says sent first class 5 working days ago...loads of reviews from other users on the same bud so they have all had theirs several days ago now.

I have also had orders arrive before and since this order from other vendors but now reviews are popping up to say packages from my overdue vendor have been turning up opened and have poor stealth...

So - obviously first class post doesn't take 5 days ever in my experience. I have also never in 15 years at my address had a parcel go missing....which means I am 99.9% that the package is now either stolen or been passed to the feds...

At what point do I now clean house and wait for them to turn up?

Anyone got any experience (apart from Panda! Hi P!) of what I can expect? Will they want to come in and search or will they not get a warrant for that off the back of a package?

Can take a telling off but not too excited by the prospect of them taking my remaining bud stash...

Sorry..old man speaking...might be dumb questions but...

Coinbase - I read that they might cut off an account if they suspect you are transacting to 'darknet' wallets or suchlike...

1) Anyone actually had this happen?

2) Should I be concerned?

Not too worried about feds tbh (I smoke everything that arrives within days lol..) but more a) to provide security for my vendors and b) I wouldn't want to get cut off from coinbase (I find it so easy to buy/transact bitcoin from)

I am aware of sending btc to a further external wallet before transacting but then I read of lots of hassle with external wallets - so... worth/should be doing or not?

I'm not transacting vast sums, always under £100 and a few times a month at most, really can't see that big brothers possibly going to be interested in that are they?...

Let an old man know what's up will you lads... don't want to fuck anyone over by being a dumbshit, cheers.

Peace to all the weed smokers.

Since joining lb I have been reassured by the escrow process however, now that I am actually having to consider how it works I am now a little concerned....

So. My package doesn't turn up but the escrow expires before the 14 days that the vendor requires me to wait for it?

Is the vendor making me wait so that my escrow expires and I can't claim the money back anyway?....

Can't see how I am covered once the funds get released??

What's happening potheads? Blessings be 'pon you...

So, if you're reading, then welcome, old man Shed is back for a wander round mellow town with a little round up of some goods from a new vendor Ronald 1776.

In the interests of transparency, I made a small buy and was offered samples on the basis that if any of them moved me to feel worthy of a review then I might rustle one up. Well...the fact that these words are starting to appear suggests something tickled me eh....let's start at the start...

*** Delivery/Stealth - McDonalds Delivery ***
Fair stealth with quick delivery. Was a little bit squeezed in the pack so it was a bit bulky and the postie has made a fucking right old go of getting it flattened out.. bellend... Stealth was fair, no smells to be had until it mattered. Was sufficient, not the best I have had and not the worst. Got the burgers to the door no problem and turned up nice and quick too.

*** Lets see the food - show me the burgers... ***
Ahhh fucking postie...smashed this one in a bit he did, squeezed it through the box with a load of other post and asshole flattened my buds...I feel like saying something to him but... he he he..nah... but opening up I have got some pretty flat but beautiful smelling flower here I have to say...

- Grape Slurpee - Glistening man, just dripping with crystals, like it's dusted with sugar...proper purple streaks, real beauty to look at, real stinker, sweet smelling

- Star Dawg - Fuck...where the postie had crushed this one it gave it this mad effect where the crystals were compressed and it looks like speckles of diamond or some shit all over the nug under the light... rarr.. fucking stinks too...pungent...skunky... mmmmm

- Tropicana Cookies and Tangerine (Cookies?) - I'm going to keep putting these two together...I shouldn't but I will...they are 2 totally different smokes but I just can't put my finger on it... both lovely and orangey, the tange with a bit more of a bitter, earthy odour and the Tropicana really giving out the citrus... that's another nosebag one... could stuff a bud of it up my nose and walk around all day grinning like a fucking joey...

*** Lets Eat - Getting Stuffed ***
Right ok...let's get something sorted out now... You're thinking..."Fuck You Ron" as the headline?...what's gone on here then? Well....

Fuck You Ron...

...because from the minute that pack landed until now I have been completely fucking spangled... managed to get jack fucking shit done... using my brain has become fucking hard work... what the actual fuck has been going on....your shit is either fucking potent or too tasty to stop smoking or both... fuck man....nice flavours Mr McDonalds...

I think I have worked it out though...I know where I went wrong now...Wrong strains, wrong time of day thing...

Pack turned up - hit a Grape Slurpee. Early afternoon. That was the one I had wanted in the first place so went straight at it. Did fuck me up a bit but sat back down to have a look at the others and thought mmm...orangey bits...

Tropicana & Tange - Again, so, so naughty to put these two together...so different but so same, different same but same same a la James Franco... really nice buds, both have their own really fruity tastes, I just can't pick out what the difference is... reckon Jamie Oliver would be all like ah it's this, it's that because I can definitely tell there is a difference but what the fuck is that taste?... Fuck knows, good taste, taste good, like both, both like.

Daytime operators for me and if I had to pick one of the two it would be Tropicana Tangerine... ahhh ok, fine, Tropicana for me then but both are very good quality fruity, juicy buds - both again, gave a similar buzz for me, initial bosh to the head followed by mellow body but strong head high. Probably the tastiest citrus buds I have had since I smoked some original Orange Bud in Dam in the late 80's, both a real treat.

Downside of both of these two?.... too fucking tasty.... too fucking nom nom nom let's roll another...lip smack, lip smack....oh fuck it..go on then... bosh...where there was once bud... no more... started by smoking one and that was it ...fucking banged all of both of them in one night...banged the last little bit of each into one fuck off fattie for a orangebomb...oh fuck yeah... like being smashed in the face with a massive bottle of Kia Ora...lovely... also though, kept me up all night...lovely head high and still couldn't sleep at like 2am, don't think I wanted to waste the buzz by sleeping?!

Fuck you Ron.. your packs been in the house less than 12 hours and I am already up waaaay past my bedtime...Shed's going to be tired in the morning...

AM - Morning banger. I'm tired. This Star Dawg stinks lovely, lets power one of them....

Star Dawg - Fuck. Fuck this little fucker... this one hits hard... I would love to see a fat bud of this shit before it gets chopped up and flatted out as it must look fucking amazing... it looks the part, fucking stinks to high heaven and bites me in the face like I'm about to try and fuck it's mother...oh rarr... it's only 6am... fuck Ron...

Not the thing to smoke for breakfast. I fucked up. I mean, I get up and carry on trying to do shit but honestly... fucking pointless...bit fucking hard for me on the daily.... it's a night time use only recommendation from me on this Dawg... sharp teeth on the mother fucker... definitely, 100% not my choice of breakfast reefer... the day went bad from here man...was hard...

Grape Slurpee - So - total new one for me - I have travelled and have frequented Dam since the 80's but I have never smoked what seemed to be a legit grape bud. Had some purple bullshit from the street guys that's purple double bubba banger kushtits and all the rest but you know.... pretty sure this is my first legit grape... fucking tastes like it... really fruity strong tasting bud, really weird to smoke for me at first but totally moreish... and... again, might be me, but.... fuck this ones really does seem to hit hard too... real strong head stone for me, really heavy eyes and dry mouth...left me gagging for a tea...which incidentally tasted fucking goooooood ha ha... yeah, I like this one, a real change for me and appears to be a very good quality bit of bud and really seems quite potent. I would love to see what these sort of buds look like when they are whole, must be mad looking fuckers. Saw a blueberry bud plant once with the top bud size of a fist, all purpley and fat, lovely thing that was...

The Grape Slurpee, like the Tropicana and Tange is fucking very moreish... like crack moreish... fucking done my bag of that in too now...ahh Ron mate, I done jack shit but smoke your weed that day...fuck you man...what have you done to me...

So er yeah... what I took from this is:

1) Shed shouldn't smoke Rons Star Dawg during the day - unless it is his day off

2) Tropicana and Tangerine Cookies taste too good for the Shed. I can't be around these buds without a driving imperative to destroy them. These buds cannot exist around me, too good, good too.

3) Grape Slurpee whilst initially refreshing and tasting like a daytime weed...is also not a daytime operator for the Shed and again is a bit fucking tasty to survive long in my atmosphere...Heavy fruit vibes on this one man...

*** Final Thoughts ***
Overall, a real mad bunch of buds - it appears that Ron is indeed a purveyor of flavours. I have been smoking near on 30 years and I can honestly say that this little collection of buds has been some of the most unique flavours I have personally tasted in a long time. All of the strains are good quality and all seem cured well from what I can tell on the samples. Also, all of them seem to be pretty strong, the Star Dawg is the strongest that I have personally had. If you are after something a bit different from the norm Ron might be your man - As a vendor Ron has provided good service and comms and as a weed smoker, this collection of herbs spoke for itself, a real nice bunch of buds.

Thanks Ron, no, I mean, Fuck you Ron...I'm 2 days behind on the world now... ha ha..honestly man, how the fuck do you get anything done with that kind of weed around???

Peace to all the weed smokers

So er...sorry, old man questions again... I have never vaped.... to be honest thought it was just some silly little boy thing trying to look big man with big clouds of cherry flavour smoke... since I got here it seems there might be a bit more to it...

I have got a few trips coming up where I am dreading the old nightmares coming on from lack of herbs and I have just been reading some old/new? (lol) threads where some of the chaps have been able to travel with a vape?... intergalactic pot pipe that knows no boundaries?? Shit... that sounds fucking great to me... I might even be able to relax on holiday...

But...now I'm lost - I read that a lot of these thc carts have vitamin E or are fake and have total shit in them...sounds like that could fuck an old man up a bit... I mean I know the herb isn't exactly great for me but I know where I am with it you know. I wouldn't mind a little buzz on my hols but I'm not that desperate I want to burn a hole in my chest or anything...

I can see a few of them being advertised but can anyone give me any tips for:

1) Good ones that are legit? (and will it get me buzzed)

2) What the fuck do I do with one when I get it? Assume I need one of them raygun things all the kids outside the shop down the road have got?..Any recommends?

Thanks to lb (and most likely MJC!) I'm going to be packing some edibles for my next hols but yeah... who wouldn't like a little toot eh??..

(Fuck.. if this works the Mrs is going to wonder what the fuck is up and why I'm not being a miserable bastard on holiday like usual....)

Thanks chaps - Peace to all the weed smokers

*** GSC - Girl Scout Cookies - Vendor: RB ***

What's happening potheads? Is irie yeah...

*** Delivery/Stealth - Getting the Girls Round... ***
No sweat here, obviously a professional. Several small details let you know that you are dealing with someone on point. Stealth, excellent. I am running with signed NDD as preferred option (keep it moving is my thoughts...) and RB came through with it nice and quick. Smooth, fast transaction has got this vendor a repeat customer to be in me. Thanks RB (hope reviews are ok man, let me know if it's not cool, I can change the names of the innocent etc).

So, hard part is done, getting the girls in the door. Now lets turn up the temperature and get them out of their clothes yeah? Yeah... lets do that...

*** First Look at Naked Girls ***
Out their clothes and damn.... these chicks smell soooo good. This has got the sweet, sweet, fruity bud smell that just gets me dribbling... I could walk around with a bud of this strapped under my nose all day and be one happy mother fucker. The buds are dense, hard nugs - coffe shop standards on the trim, not a touch of leaf and all stems cut right down, pure bud nug nugs...yum yum. Cure is again, coffee shop standard imo, just perfect, not wet in any way and not too dry to ruin it.

Soooo, these girls smell dreamy, they look fine, fine, fine, they feel oh so tight, shaved in all the right places...damn...you know what's up.... I'm going to fuck them... to death... in my grinder....

*** Banging the Girls ***
Grinds a treat - pop in a tiny nug of girl scout ass, give it a few spins and bam, girl scouts everywhere... fluffs up a treat and a little goes a long way in a grinder. Again, got stalled by the killer aroma...had to lay my head in the grinder on my desk for 5 minutes and just breathe in smashed up cookies..... smell is so, so good, eau de GSC... eventually stopped snorting the fumes, chucked the girls in the bed and got to fucking them...

First couple of toots I honestly nearly cried as it tasted... just.so.fucking.good....

Fruity taste, I want to say citrus, pine notes and all this shit but honestly I don't know man, I been smoking all manner of bullshit for going 30 years, I can't even taste the difference between chicken and beef some days... but I can taste something fucking wonderful when I smoke this, couldn't tell you quite what but man...nom nom nom, it's a sweet, juicy herb that, like all the worst girls, you just can't leave alone... I literally put one out and I'm like...mmmm...yeah...you know what, I could spare another 20 minutes for another quick one no?.... This one literally calls my name from the stash box across the room...I swear I can smell her when shes not even there....proper bad gal, literally just begging me to fuck her again and again... bitch...just shut up and let me write this review and we can go again in a while....

*** What happened next? ***
Nice, very nice head buzz for me - not sure what the science break down on this strain is but felt very Sativa buzz to me, real uplifting, nice energetic buzz, this one couldn't couchlock me if I had an O to bang, I would be more likely to clean the whole house, organise the cupboards and mow the lawn, it's one of them for me...a motivator, fresh buzz. Make no mistake, you know you're stoned but if you are a regular flier then this one won't take you way off course unless you want it to...a great one for tuning out the dullness of your day and making everything that little bit brighter...

In my heaven house, this one is racked up in the wake and bake section to be served with a fresh orange juice, ahhh...early mornings... just the birds singing and me banging some girl scouts in the garden...it's a beautiful thing. But on a serious note, this is a straight up morning activator weed. If you're struggling with that heavy ass indica hangover, blaze this first thing and you are good, gets me relaxed with pep and ready to deal with the world (aka Shithead Central...).

Downside - Super tasty and with it's beautiful head high it's hard to say no... you get the taste and it's like bang, bang, bang, bang...where the actual fuck did all my girl scouts go...aw shit, I fucked them so hard they gone already....aw fuck, major sad face... so yeah... the bad news is that it tastes so fucking good so have no chance of making it last.... it's a champagne problems kind of scenario...

*** Final Thoughts On Smoking The Fuck Out of Girl Scouts***
Lovely - well up on my list of nicest strains to smoke, super tasty and real head buzz. Reminds me of original old school orange buds from dam and suchlike, I'm a busy bee generally and this one was a perfect day time smoke for me. It's not a strong take your face off and go to bed one, more a smoke on the run and arrive fresh, dressed and lightly blessed one.

If you are looking for something to smash your face in, take your wallet and leave you with a sore head and heavy eyes then move along, not much here for you to see...if however, you fancy getting gently tickled and teased by a some perfect 10 sweet ass little girl scouts all day while you get on with stuff you know where to go.

Full props to RB, weed warrior I salute you, thankyou for the service and for doing what you do. Peace to all the weed smokers.

Hi all

Don't know if anyone out there is reading any of this stuff or if this post will even appear anywhere on this wonderful site but hey... I got some stuff to get out of my lungs and into words so let's this...

(For reference re: tolerance etc, I smoke every day, all day and have done for going on 28 years, I don't generally stone that easy as I don't think I have actually been totally sober in a long fucking time...)

*** STARDAWG - Vendor: JJ ***

** Delivery/Stealth - Getting the Dawg In **
All good for me - got mine in the tins but I don't think we will be seeing them anymore as looks like there has been couple of issues with them. Shame, the tins were good, very cool touch and super handy for storing buds nicely.

My package was super stealth and came NDD signed for - I won't post detailed details here as I am sure vendors won't appreciate methods being posted up here but, main thing, rest assured, packaging is good - I have had another since from JJ and can confirm the game has been upped but no tins for the most recent batch. Fine by me, main thing is that the dank hits my door!

** First Look at my new Dawg ***
So, how does that shit look kids?? Ahhh yeah.... Nice chunky bud with some nugs, very good density, nice and firm to sqeeze, glistening with trichs, bit of a purplish tint to it, still a bit sticky to to the touch....very attractive lady... ahhh bless this bud, now I have set eyes on her, time is limited.... this bud will be dead soon....

*** Taking the Dawg for a walk ***
I grind my herb. Hell only knows what you young 'uns all doing man, shatter smacking it with dab bangers or whatever...sorry, I'm an old man... I remember buying brick weed like it was yesterday so bear with me young bluds... I grind and roll with rolling tobacco, I reverse roll with blue riz, I don't own no volcano, bud blasting ak47 machine gun bongs or nothing so when I talk on my buds they got blazed in a J... sometimes I even use matches to light the mother fucker....sorry dudes...

Found it a tiny little sticky for my grinder the first day, perfect cure for you guys who bong/vape etc I guess but I left it curing a little bit over next couple of nights and last couple went through my old ass grinder perfect. I kind of wish I held off for a day at the beginning, blasted a lot of bud through them first few doobs, the last few nugs went a long way after the extra little airing out.

Smoking the Dawg - yes, yes and yes.... I like this one, nice skunky taste on exhale, hazy undertones aroma with nice buzz.... comes on nice and quick and eases off a bit for me personally. Found myself smoking up, kicking back for a bit and letting the Dawg run around my mind before getting on with things with a nice focused buzz.... having said that.... if you load up heavy or hit too many, too quick it's fucking lazy dawg time... go easy if you got shit to do later... I kind of fucked up one day when I got the taste for the flavour, smashed 4 doobs before lunch and had go take a little nap to get my shit correct...a decently strong weed for me, probably not a great daytime operator for an average smoker, keep it in the stash for the evenings unless you can handle a dawg on your back during the day...

*** Final Thoughts on the Dawg ***
Yeah, I would recommend overall - good quality weed with a nice buzz. Not a personal favourite of mine, wouldn't go on my Desert Island Doobs list but wouldn't hesitate to buy again. Reasonably priced buds for the buzz, good value, good quality smoke.

Real happy with the service from the vendor, rapid delivery, good comms, good product, can't ask no more - Hope he doesn't mind me posting up a review here. I haven't asked if I could nor been asked to do so... still figuring out the etiquette a bit but yeah, if you do read this; thanks JJ, appreciate the service.

So er yeah. Hi LB. Much love to everyone that's a part of making this thing work, I'm gonna post this up but fuck knows if anyone will ever see it... Peace to all the weed smokers.