Thank you all for the feedback guys, I do appreciate it.

No show from the cops for a second day in a row... not sure what to think at this point. My buddy says he doubts they'll ever come back.

From what I am able to gather, this is a package with like 2g sample pack that got lost in the mail about a month ago or so... I'm really confused as to why they are even bothering to stop by in the first place tbh....

looks like they picked the wrong bigga to fuck with :) glad youre ok and thanks for updating us.

Yeah man...why??? I can't believe that they can actually dedicate resources to this kind of thing...seeing as they give 'cannabis' warnings in most boroughs which mean jack shit you would think they could just send you a letter or something! Must be shit just waiting not knowing if they will come back or not...

Ah man, keep us posted, heads want to know that the E to the pix is in the clear, one love man, fuck the feds.

Haha thanks! No cops yesterday either... I’m guessing they were just checking a box and wont be back. Hope so anyway =)

Damn Epix. Just catching up on it all now mate. I was wondering where you got to. Sorry you been put in this situation, it’s my worst nightmare, especially with the straight mrs thing. The cops should be pretty occupied with corona, short staffing etc. Keep us posted and Good luck mate.

I'd claim ignorance. No order history so they can't prove you purchased it. You're not responsible for the contents of a parcel, even if your name is on it. They're not gonna waste more time trying to prove otherwise. They probably just have to follow up on it, tick the box

strength bigga never forget you are right. thanks for absorbing this one for the rest of us.

Let this be a timely reminder to all LB sellers: Stealth, stealth, stealth is the most important thing, above all other factors.

No stealth = No wealth.

Opinions vary, but I vote for confusion, politeness and ultimately silence. The burden of proof is on them.

Very best of luck Epix. For what it's worth I think this will blow over and be forgotten about, but give it some time.

Also you never know, it could be about a stolen bicycle or local domestic dispute. Keep us updated.

curious what precautions people use for stealth buying.? eg browser used, vpn used.? tnks

Last update on this until something actually happens.

Cops knocked up on Monday... it's now Saturday. Still haven't come back.

Here's hoping you never have to update this thread E. Good luck man.

Ah shit man...that's proper shit man...think it's going to get a few peeps on the edge of their chairs when the door goes for the next few weeks, been a few packs go missing as of late it seems...

Yeah, as discussed and surmised when I was pondering a (still...) missing pack last week I can't see that they can really do too much - I suspect that they are reaching even for a 'possession' charge if you have never even possessed it... obviously there are archaic rules in regards to use of the postal system etc but honestly... surely the feds and the courts are too busy for this shit?...

Obviously they don't have a warrant or they would already have been in and taken ya stash!! Looks like they just want to give you a stern telling off?...

Best I can say is what I intend to do if it happens.... invite them in for tea, explain how it is so much safer (and better!!) for me to purchase weed on the internet than in a car park and apologise for the archaic laws that require them to visit me and establish that I am indeed, not a society threatening criminal of any sorts...

Panda has suggested a mean looking ferret to hold during the process. I think this would help but I'm short on ferrets. And money. I spent all my money on dope. On Lb lol...

But, my underlying point I guess is that I have always found politeness and apologies go a long way with the feds...they just want to feel like they are in charge isn't it.... I plan to go yes sir I did order the weed, no sir I can't tell you where from, yes sir I will never do it again, no sir I promise....

Soon as the mother fuckers leave I will 100% make another order for NDD for at least a half oz. Fuck the feds. High til I die.

Sorry you got to sit and deal with it though man, keep us posted brother.

this is absurd don't say a fucking word full stop.

I know peeps are saying this is dumb, but it worked for Panda. I was thinking of basically leveling with them. I have a few different scenarios I’m ready to play, depending on what kind of sense i get from the feds.

Makes a lot of sense man...if the pack is addressed in your name (as it should be) then denial is just going to look pretty silly to a seasoned babylon...

On the other hand, an apology and an explanation that buying weed on the internet saves you exposure to all sorts of negativity encountered with buying weed 'on the street', along with a cup of tea, will likely keep them much more malleable...

Also, you don't want to offend their detective skills and get them all into trying to prove too much... then they would want to start looking for more evidence... never great...

Greet them with a smile. Give them tea. Say sorry. Say Bye. Give them the bird. Hit Lb for a celebratory NDD?...

haha, truth. I'm usually a good judge of character. I'll see what kind of lads they are. If they are out to bust asses or just being responsible cops. I used to live in the US... so I know a lot about shit cops lol

And yeah I think either way epix plays it, it should be okay.
I agree with you shed politeness does go a long way, they were more interested in playing with my dogs than having a go at me really after the first couple of minutes lol

100% support the holding of angry ferret.

stupid on too many levels to count and note your address is burned :(

Just deny all knowledge all buddy and say you know nothing of the parcel or the sender and it was sent to the wrong address. After all they have no proof other than the package itself

Not sure how I missed this topic mate, that blows man. Did anything come of this? Have you still been ordering stuff?

Thankfully nothing came from it, but what did come from it is a pissed off wife who isn't allowing me to order bud online lol. All the convincing I had to do with her on this being safe is out the window =/

But now with the lockdown... I might not have a choice but to get some again haha.

Do my eyes deceive me!? It can't be... haha welcome back from the hiatus buddy, good to see your name.

I know I said last update last time... however we are now 3 weeks from the original knock, still nothing.

I'm going to guess they aren't coming back at this point, so that's a HUGE weight off my shoulders. Hoping I'll be able to make a comeback here and start doing reviews and such again. Really missed my little biggars =(

Man, you're missed here - fuck the feds, if they had any real case or issue with you they would have been back - did they actually say anything to let you know it was about the weed or could it have been for something completely unrelated man??

Hey bud, yeah I miss this place too, damn shame. Wife isn't super excited about me buying again, but hopefully with time we can fix that =)

But my wife answered the door. She saw they had a mail parcel in an evidence bag... so we are assuming. I'm not ordering anything else illegal, so... I can't think of what else they would have been here about tbh.

But yes, still no cops. I still have about a half O left of all the massive stocks I had been collecting... so I'll be looking to cop (no pun intended) again soon.

You'll be fine to order again man, from trusted sources only though man like I'm doing, if you can get it past the Mrs that is, that's the real mission lol

Yo E - Ah got you man, so it weren't the drive by or the bank heist you did earlier in the year and forgot about or nothing then lol...

Ah, bless the women, they are what keeps us all upright and moving forward eh..ha ha... I can understand that man, must have been a shocker for her..

Given what's happening right now, think we can safely say it's very likely the whole case will disappear into the winds of time now...they have already spent too much time/money on it by coming round once!

Ah sweet dude, welcome back to the ordering decision nightmares!! Loads of choice on here at the moment - not sure how post is going to start treating us in the coming weeks but yeah, you know the squads on here, you know who packs the super-stealth... peace E

Yeah, I figure I'm sorted. Even without this absolute madness we are living in now I'd have been fine. I know the good ones, hopefully I'll be back to ordering in no time =)

Uk?

Yuuuuuup.

Hold your wrist out

Denying it may go against you, say “I don’t know what to say” repeatedly lol

Assume it’s only a wee or you wouldn’t be asking this question

Of course they didn't follow it up, no way they could make a charge stick, anyone could have ordered that for you. 'Really officer? I wander which one of my daft mates thought it would be a good idea to do that? I'll have stern words with my homies, don't want no one sending that stuff to me..' etc etc..

They are also not really interested in getting a customer - its the suppliers they want if they want anyone.

Sorry your misses got scared though, I'd have to do some mighty sweet talking if the boys in blue hassled my wife on our doorstep :)

Good your back, stay safe!

Yeah exactly, they were just ticking a box I'm guessing. But I do love the excuse there, it's not claiming ignorance, but a nice plausible story.

Yeah, we can't become citizens here for another 2 years... so she was SUPER SUPER pissed that I might have jeopardized that situation... so yeah, I wasn't the favorite person for a while.

Not one that's on here anymore, doesn't seem they ever took off... shame, the bud wasn't bad, was grown by him etc.

How did it go?

so far a bunch of nothing... not sure what to think.

Don’t think, forget about it and deal with it when you need to

stay cool and keep quiet, anything they present respond with confusion.

they will try to rattle you just like they did by making you think about it waiting like this. stay quiet they are not looking for explanation they are looking for INCRIMINATION.

you are in control and hold the shots here, whatever they do have is likely to be minor and you can only add to it by talking to them so be polite, respectful and silent.

At the moment the post is a bit of a lottery as to how long things take to deliver. It's because of the current issues. Normally 1st class post gets stuff to you within a couple of days. I'm waiting too, now 5 days even though my stuff was sent 1st class. The post office are working with reduced staff etc. I would say that NDD stands a much better chance of quick delivery but it's not guaranteed at present. That's my current experience and what I've learnt about what other people have said.

I wonder if it's worth vendors using DHL or similar, as they are delivering parcels very quickly. I got a parcel today from Amsterdam (no it's not what you are thinking!!), with books I ordered on Thursday. I did pay €13 for delivery though.

Yeah this virus is causing all sorts of problems, I suppose people are dying and I'm moaning about slow post. Puts things in perspective.

Hopefully it comes though soon! First order so just a bit nervous.

I hope you get yours soon as well mate

My stuff arrived after 8 days. I know it was posted the same day I ordered it, so it's just the postal system at the moment. Everyone's stuff turns up after a short while, but it doesn't stop those thoughts of wondering if your parcel has been intercepted!! Lol. So anyone waiting just hang in there.

as a vendor im no longer offering 1st class due to the amount of waiting around messages I get... I have recently had people waiting over 7 days on first class. 1st class recorded makes A BIG BIG Difference. 1/3 DAYS

Thanks for the heads up. Might try you out on my next order

A little update, my first class delivery took 8 days, I did another order NDD, took 2 days. If want your order quick go with NDD. Royal Mail have big delays so everything is taking longer

How long you been waiting?

6 days mate, think I need to chill a bit. Seen people waiting longer. Just got no smoke:( defo NDD next order

Im pretty much in the same boat, makes me really sad sometimes we have to go through all this bullshit and cant just walk into a shop like in america or amsterdam.

fuck the uk goverment.

Yeah hopefully things will change one day but I think we are a few years off anything happening in the UK. Roll on the day we have UK coffee shops :)

Have a good evening mate

Same boat as you, UncleB. First order on Wednesday, 1st class, no sign of it yet. Have been looking at the RM network status, and things look pretty grim for them. Sure it'll turn up soon. 4/20 and not a crumb to smoke, but things could be worse ;)

They will show up guys! Just so slow atm! NDD is the way to go. I can recommend JJ and RB for this always 1-2 days delivery :)

Had all anyone else's stuff arrived? Please let me know and share your stories so that we all know what's going on, and let us know if 1st class tracked or NDD are in practice very much quicker. Or just share whatever you think is worthy or amusing cos I'm getting a little bored of lockdown. I'm not complaining though, it's for a very good reason and I still have my health. God bless all our fallen friends and god bless all our essential workers.