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Wonka's Stash
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joined jan 2025
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Welcome to Wonka's Stash..

Where the ordinary meets the extraordinary..

Step into a whimsical world of chocolatey treasures & sweet treats, with a little something extra to elevate your senses!

Here, every treat holds a secret, and every bite is a journey into bliss. But shh... this stash is for those in the know.

Ready to indulge in the magic?

**Order before midnight for next day shipping

**All packages are shipped top stealth tracked 24, NO signature. Straight through your letterbox.

** We NEVER Store ANY Customer's Details. After we print your shipping label, it's instantly deleted- permanently.

**UK ONLY 🇬🇧

**Have a question? first time ordering? Just message us :)

**We ask customers to leave a positive review, if not happy for any reason get in touch we will do our best to help.
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NOW 600mg! ⚠️

*ONLY £22! **Very potent gourmet chocolate!! ⚠️🍫

Step right up! Curious chompers..

Welcome! To the..

Well, well, well… It seems my mischievous Oompa Loompas have been up to no good again.. sneaking around the factory and “accidentally” spilling all their “giggly green extracts” into the chocolate machine. Bloody stoners…

Fine. I’ll try it.. oh? The result? A velvety bar that’s equal parts magic and mischief! Perfect! One bite, and you may find yourself floating through the candy clouds! Take another & you might find yourself giggling in a corner with the Loompas themselves!

So, go on, nibble wisely… or don’t! After all, the best adventures are wonderfully wonky.
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**(Large 7''+ inch bar!)
Each expertly infused with 500mg of full spectrum THC giving you a lovely well-rounded, Potent high. (These are strong) (36mg per piece)

**Everything at Wonka's stash is made in a professional, sterile kitchen.

**Contains coconut oil, may contain nuts.
*18+.
1 600mg milk chocolate $29.99 BTC0.00027741
1 600mg dark chocolate $29.99 BTC0.00027741
1 600mg white chocolate $29.99 BTC0.00027741
1 600mg crispy m&m's milk choc $29.99 BTC0.00027741
1 600mg biscoff bar $29.99 BTC0.00027741
1 600mg terry’s chocolate orange 🍊 $29.99 BTC0.00027741
1 600mg cherry dark chocolate 🍒 $29.99 BTC0.00027741
1 600mg hershey’s cookies & cream 🐮 $29.99 BTC0.00027741
1 600mg strawberry crunch 🍓 $29.99 BTC0.00027741
1 600mg golden oreo's ⚫️⚪️🥛 $29.99 BTC0.00027741
1 600mg lindor chocolate (premium) 🍫 $34.99 BTC0.00032366
1 1800mg 3 bars- message us flavours💌 $74.99 BTC0.00069366
1 3000mg 5 bars- message us flavours💌 $129.99 BTC0.00120241
1 6000mg 10 bars- message us flavours💌 $229.99 BTC0.00212741
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**NEW** **Extremely potent gourmet sauce!! ⚠️🍫

Ah, you’ve found it…

I was keeping this one undercover..

Now, I would’ve given you a proper introduction. But this—this is the Oompa Loompas’ biggest secret.

The ultimate formula. I wasn’t even supposed to know about it… until I caught one of them chugging an entire bottle behind the sprinkle machine..

The aftermath? He had the munchies so bad, he ate the ENTIRE factory’s stock! Truffles, candy, two-tier toffee towers—gone.

We had to roll him home like the doughnut he is and hand him his P45 by sundown. Greedy little menace.

Anyways..
Introducing: Wonky Sauce!


A dangerously drippy, dessert-enchanting potion packed with flavour, mischief, and enough oomph to make you forget what day it is.

Perfect for any dessert, it can also go on savoury food or even in a milkshake! or straight from the bottle during a fridge raid at 3am..

Drizzle at your own risk.. Hide your snacks!

This isn’t a regular sauce,
It’s pure-unfiltered wonkiness.

⚠️ WARNING: Last Oompa who licked the spoon started speaking fluent jellybean. No idea how to reverse it.

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**Each bottle's expertly infused with 1000mg of full spectrum THC giving you a lovely well-rounded, Potent high. (These are very strong) (115ml sauce per bottle)

**Everything at Wonka's stash is made in a professional, sterile kitchen.

**Contains coconut oil
*18+
1 1,000mg hot honey 🌶️🍯 *intro price* $44.99 BTC0.00041616
1 1,000mg sicilian lemon 🍋*intro price* $44.99 BTC0.00041616
1 1,000mg biscoff $54.99 BTC0.00050866
1 1,000mg milk chocolate 🍫 $54.99 BTC0.00050866
1 1,000mg terrys chocolate orange 🍊🍫 $54.99 BTC0.00050866
1 1,000mg dulce de leche (caramel) 🍯 $54.99 BTC0.00050866
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Wonka's Stash
Responding to review
Hope everyone is having a great week so far!

We got this review, most vendors wouldn’t respond to a 7/10 but we have high standards for ourselves

So mentions of melted on arrival.. Guys, we promise we don’t ship globs of melted chocolate 🤣

Even if we did it’d be hardened by the time it arrives! 🍫

First we’ve heard of this, if anyone’s order does arrive melted, you’re more than welcome to put it in the fridge for 5 mins it’s literally a chocolate bar 🤣

For the “Jiffy bag”, we use boxes 99% of the time we only use postal pouches when we run out & we’ve heard no complaint until now

Anyway have a great weekend guys!

🎩
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Unorthodoxan
If I order chocolate or edibles during summer I expect them to not arrive perfectly, if they do, bonus! Some people really are divs 😂
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Wonka's Stash
Is what it is 🤷‍♂️
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MightyRux
Has it been hot lately, possibly due to the season...?
Unfair review??
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