Ayn Rand, Nikolai Tesla and Lech Walesa. Guess I'm a little partial to slavs.

I'm gonna go German: Angela Merkel, Claudia Schiffer and Hegel - reckon he has some good shit.

Karl Marx (if i got so high I could speak German), Fred Hampton, and Emma Goldman

Hahaha i speak many languages when im high also, definitely emma goldman!!?

Dimebag...Elvis...Thomas Jefferson

Get elvis and dimebag doing a duet stoned as fuck what a mash up that would be hahah

biggdave, happy borg and max kaiser

Nice one

andre young, o'shea jackson and calvin mutha fuckin broadus

betta axe somebody

Im gonna be a muthur fucking hustler!!! Haha

Haha yeaaaaah man down for that!!! Siiiick trio

morrisey, oscar wilde and bo burnham

Hahaha brilliant

Nice...a meeting of insightful minds; Bo Burnham reminds me of Randy Newman at his acerbic best.

only burnham's version of you've got a friend in me is a little more literal.

Jesus, prophet Mohammed and gengis khan.

indica, sativa, sativa

Neil Young. Ray Manzerak. B-Real.

Be a decent smoke that I think.

Perfect multi-genre jam band, like it!

Cheers man. I reckon it would get mellow real fast..

Definitely a high grade smoke that one!!! Haha B Real absolute legend, it was his album cypress hill black sunday that got me into smoking in high school

It was between b real and George Clinton for the last place. I figured B-Real would bring some spectacular grade erbs

Dr green thumb wont fuck around haha having said that be interesting to see what clintons gotta say for himself, haha

I saw him live years ago at Mosely funk and jazz festival. Dude did like 3 hour set, along with a solid 40 minute version of "tear the roof off" was nuts. One of the better gigs I've been too.

All i can say to that mate is jealous as fuck haha ive never had the chance to see him yet, deffo on my to do list, he gets some mad mosh pits going aswell ive seen on some of his live shows!!! 3hrs man is some fucking show!!!

He must have been 80 odd then! Was a brilliant show. Played all the tunes we know and love. I hope you get to see him one day man.

Unfortunately that wont be the case he died july 30 this year f4om natural causes!!!!! Nooooooooo fucking way man!!!! No im proper gutted!!!!

Nah he's still alive and kicking. 79!

Now way googles lying to me then!!! I searched it before!!!

Dead & R.I.P: Terence McKenna, Jerry Garcia & Christopher Hitchens.
Alive & well: Enrico & his family of Sublimators, Emily Blunt & ....mmm....Donald Trump (buckets & liberty cap tea for him and peel back the layers of madness to expose the core) - the proviso being only two get out alive, or the latter learns some humility.

Second sitting....George Carlin/Jerry Sadowitz, Nigella Lawson & Bez...an evening where genius wit, delicious munchies and the utterly random would be catered for.

Nigella Lawson? Bro. I'd just invite her. Three times.

Three Times a Lady...boom boom

I think she's cooking and thus doesnt add to the total

Munchies With Nigella, I'd watch that

In her special pantry 100% one of the jars is marked "Jamaican oregano" kept on a top shelf. Just out of sight of everyone else.

Met bez a few times hes one mad guy him!!! Quality guy doesnt give a fuck!!!!

He appears sound as a pound - the only time I ever watched (wife's) Big Brother and enjoyed it! His autobiography - written way back when - was enjoyable too....he had mad adventures even before he met the Ryders....stranded in Morocco, living in a friend's shed....top man w/heart of gold by all accounts!

I met him in chorlton when he was on the way to his mums house im not even joking from the minute we started talking like i knew him for years, literally had a 10 min chat just talking shit, then i met him on night where he was booked as a guest appearance where i used to live in some random pub, he was off his tits then!!! Haha

biggup for bez

Hahahaha quality

Only 3? I could name 20 no probs.
But Ill go with Bill Hicks, Alan Watts and Aldous Huxley
maybe Dalai Lama as a bonus?

The Queen, Boris Johnson and Teresa May...then I’d blackmail them to legalise it or I’m telling

Surely the rest of the cabinet are already blackmailing Johnson over his coke habit... it’s the only way to explain how he’s still in power when he’s such a fucking mess and the only way to explain how they all still have jobs when they’re all so crocked and incompetent!

haha

Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock and Sarah Silverman.

Dave chappelle 100 per cent, bring back richard prior that be one dude id love a smome with

Dave's going to want to get paid for this.

charlie sheen. seth rogan. paul rudd.

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiining!!!! Hahah

Hahahaa bust out the tiger blood!!!!

kathy bates whoopi goldburg and steven fry, all have a mad chat about everything

Stevie fry would be awesome to have a smoke with definitely with you on that one, could learn alot from him but at the same time wont remember shit stoned as fuck, but still feel like you had a proper intense convo haha

Be paranoid as fuck waiting for cathy bates go all misery on me hahaha

damn son that film! haha mate you would feel a divine intervention in your life meeting that holy trinity haha:D

The legs scence every time for me bro!!! Fuuuuck!!! Haha Shes awesome init, dont think there could be anyone else to pull that off the way she did!!!

I used to drive past Frys Norfolk residence every day going to work. Nice place, close to King's Lynn

elon musk, snoop dog, and a random rasta man from the hills of Jamaica where they make the famous blue mountain coffee

I've actually met a random rasta man in the Blue Mountains on a coffee tour on my honeymoon.. it was epic, but didn't have time for a smoke.. so it's still on my list too

Hahahaha thats brilliant!!! Take the wife back with you to re new your vows, perfect excuse to go back haha

HAHAA thats fucking hilarious dude!
always a next time ;)

Give me a shout when your going for that coffee man!!!! Hahaha

you will be second to know! after my conscious <3

Hahahaha

Dead : Bill Hicks, Jimi Hendrix, and Alan Rickman. Alive : Steve Coogan, Dave Grohl, and Bill Murray

Jimi hendrix 100 per cent, i should of said dead or alive, haha, bill murray be awesome get t ask him whats it really like to be a ghostbuster!!!

Captain Beefheart, Salvador Dali and Robin Williams

Bill Hicks, Jimi Hendrix, David Attenborough (imagine him high - amazing)

Thats a winner right there, David attenborough just imagine the stories, and you cant tell me hes never had a doubie with some mad tribe!!!! Haha

Sometimes when I look at the world today I wonder what bill hicks would have said

Jack Nicholson.
Robin William's.
Anthony Hopkins.
I would have an awesome time with these guys

Awesome trio, id definitely have some of that haha

Joe Rogan, Alan Watts and my grandma

Bill Hicks, Kevin Smith, Bill Meher

Absolutely love Hicks comedy. Flying saucer tour was brilliant. Also George Carlin

Purely weed terms then Robert Marley, Calvin Broadus & Dean West

Christopher Wallace, Robert Nesta Marley, Bernie Mac.

Stephen hawking, Albert Einstein, Pablo Escobar

i see einsten and pablo hitting it off for some reason

That's because one looks line the other's dad

I cant believe only one person said Bob Marley .
Haile Selassie.
And my old north london friend , Ozzy32 , True Rasta!
And maybe someone in the Egyptian Times ( cleopatra ) or Troy Style of Times , I think I would a been a Ruler in those ancient times lol . Or a Robin Hood lol .

Joe Rogan , Chris Rock , Putin ..... yeah u heard me . Putin :)

Have you seen Oliver Stone's interviews with Putin? Amazing journalism.

No i havent mate but i definitely will be now, nice one!!!

Hahaa yeah man quite like the idea of putin!!!! Quality!!!

R.I.P ..Robert Nesta, Queen Boudica , Mary Seacole
Alive ... Chronixx, Eek-a- Mouse , Marcia Griffiths, love my reggae

Eek a mouse ganja smuggling use to play that on repeat, legends!!!

Legend indeed Biggdave

snoop wiz khalifa and seth rogen

Definitely wont be running out of high grade with snoop and wiz at the table haha

Ive had a think about this a lot. And I have to bump to 4...As in My scenario its a dinner party haha.

Mine are, Miriam Margolyes, Snoop, 2 Chaniz and Seth Rogen.

I've quite often fantasised and giggled about the conversations that may arise, and the reactions to follow haha

2 Chainz looks like a hoot to smoke with!

yes but that counts as 2

Definitely. He is sarcastic asf

lol especially on the GQ series

Well we gotta eat so 4s all good,haha, on the quiet 2 chains is a funny dude, surely you seen his tv show trying out all the different weeds, funny show!!
And to be fair miriam would be an absolute classic i can see where your going with that one!! Hahaa

It actually makes me sad that this dinner party ive been planning for years, will never happen :( haha.

Yeah man, 2chains is low key hilarious!

I dunno that just really depends on how high you are!!! Hahaha ive played out some pretty vivid scenarios when im stoned haha, whilst sat there smiling to ones self and theres absolutely no one in the room haha

Ohhhh I've been there hahahaha

Suuuuuuuuch a lovely place to be too!!!!????

i wanna smoke pineapple express with seth rogan, and drink the coffee kato makes in green hornet

I have two questions for you Kato, then you can go home.

Why is it that My dads mechanic makes the coffee?
And why is it, that without you, the coffee tastes like crap?

without me the whole mansion will fall to a dilapidated state
and i build anything! even the worlds best coffee machine

come on now lets roll up a fine hashish joint

so are we talking indica or sativa?

Both man, were just getting high as fuck!!!

First choice would be my dear old gran, never got the opportunity, by all accounts she was an OG triple OG :) Second spot goes to the current US Pres, raving mad at the best of times, crazy, senile, that would be a mad sesh. Last spot to Judge Judy, that would a huge honour :)

Listen im not trying to get stoned with anyone, i have two stoner friends and it’s chill with them but i cant stand being high around anyone else…. That being said, purely hypothetically I second anyone whos said Snoop Dogg, also Jane Fonda (dont judge me wed have some sick convos I already know) and honestly id be down to hit one with Tolkien so we can get into the dark and deep LOTR lore

David Attenborough, Ryan Reynolds, Bill Bailey

Bonnie Rotten, Veronica Avluv and London River. I'd like to make a weekend out of it.

seth is a G

For sure Seth

Say hello to my two other friends!!!! Haha yeah man i like the idea getting fucked up with all 3 of them

Kurt Cobain, and a proper rastafarian and got to be Bob Marley surprised not so many mentioned him.

Very true i think every stoner would have a smoke with bob though, if you dont then theres something wrong with you hahaha, kurt cobain be awesome ill get to ask him if courtney love really did have anything to do with him dying

David Bowie, Bez and Ian Brown.

Met bez a few times hes a top bloke, lan brown definitely could tella few stories

Imagine the conversations you'd have with Bez lol

Lee Mack, Ricky Gervais and Greg Davies.

marget thatcher malcom x and raquel welch.

Nice political chats going on there and when it all gets to much and boring, just bury ya head in raquels tits!!! Like it!!! Hahah

Seth Rogan & Paul Rudd for sure be hilarious, you should see there high interview on youtube, brilliant

I was gonna throw seth in there but howard marks just beat him,Haha ill go check it out know!!!

Haha yeah, sorry got the interview mixed up its Jason segel & paul Rudd on shrooms I reckon

Mike Tyson, Iggy Pop & Johnny Depp

Iggy pop deffo, he definitely have some fucked up stories to tell!!!

Obama, Casey Neistat, Elon Musk

Elon musk be cool have a smoke with!!

For Musk I say Sativa, I wanna see him go nuts with his Mars vision, not like the indica sesh with Joe Rogan

Rihanna....Billy Connolly..... Robin Williams
Rihanna rollin’ some pink cookies...
Billy and Robin are bouncing off each other
And me I’ve just pished my pants and can’t breathe
Listening to these two comic legends....

Rihanna!! how did noone else mention her, im ashamed

definitely

I’d love to sit in with Joe Rogan, Graham Hancock and Randall Carlson.

Joe rogan deffo, get him teach me them leg kicks and guillotine choke holds haha stoned as fuck!!!

Seth Rogan, Owen Wilson and Noam Chomsky.

Seth for the laughs, Owen for the Uber chilledness, Noam for the mind blowing conversation.

Great shout tbf lol