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BEST JOKE
What happened to the crab that went to the disco?
It pulled a mussel
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BEST JOKE
I've just boxed up two x 3.5 baked in Paris
Whoever tells the best joke today will get a Henry and will be able to choose their favourite joke and award the other 8th their favourite.
Mite even have few runner up prizes.
Let's bring some laughs and positivity today guys
Whoever tells the best joke today will get a Henry and will be able to choose their favourite joke and award the other 8th their favourite.
Mite even have few runner up prizes.
Let's bring some laughs and positivity today guys
I was considering a geography pun, but on second thought there's Norway I'd go Oslo as that.
Farmer walks into the bedroom where his wife is in bed and he has got a sheep under his arm.
He says: “This is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache”
She says: “That’s a sheep”
He says: “I was talking to the sheep”
🐑🐖🐑🐖🐑🐖🐑🐖😁😉
He says: “This is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache”
She says: “That’s a sheep”
He says: “I was talking to the sheep”
🐑🐖🐑🐖🐑🐖🐑🐖😁😉
Cop asks the guy, “How high are you?” The guy responded with, “No, officer. It’s ‘Hi, how are you.
The other day a woman described me as a looker.... well 'voyeur' was the actual word she used... 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤣🤣🤣
Abit on the dark side but it’s a comp so..
Why did hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill
Why did hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill
Woman goes into a bar, orders a double entendre
So the barman gives her one.
My favourite word is 'many', it means a lot to me.
An Imam, a Vicar, and a rabbit go to give blood
doctor looks at the rabbit, and asks 'what blood type are you?'
Rabbit say 'I'm type O'
So the barman gives her one.
My favourite word is 'many', it means a lot to me.
An Imam, a Vicar, and a rabbit go to give blood
doctor looks at the rabbit, and asks 'what blood type are you?'
Rabbit say 'I'm type O'
Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea. One was called Justin and the other was called Christian. Life was good, except that the prawns were constantly being chased and threatened by sharks. Finally one day, Justin said to Christian, "I'm tired of being a prawn. I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have to worry about being eaten."
Just then a mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted," and lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian swam off, afraid of being eaten up by his old friend.
Time went by and Justin found himself bored and lonely as a shark. All his old pals were afraid of him and swam away whenever he came near. Then one day he was out swimming and saw the mysterious cod.
"I want to be a prawn again," said Justin. "Please change me back!" And lo and behold, the cod changed him back to a prawn. With tears of joy in his little eyes, Justin swam to Christian's house and knocked on the door. "It's me, Justin, your old friend! Come out and see me!" he shouted.
"No," said Christian. "I'll not be tricked. You're a shark and you will eat me!"
Justin cried back, "No, I'm not! That was the old me. I've changed. I've found Cod, I'm a prawn again, Christian!"
Just then a mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted," and lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian swam off, afraid of being eaten up by his old friend.
Time went by and Justin found himself bored and lonely as a shark. All his old pals were afraid of him and swam away whenever he came near. Then one day he was out swimming and saw the mysterious cod.
"I want to be a prawn again," said Justin. "Please change me back!" And lo and behold, the cod changed him back to a prawn. With tears of joy in his little eyes, Justin swam to Christian's house and knocked on the door. "It's me, Justin, your old friend! Come out and see me!" he shouted.
"No," said Christian. "I'll not be tricked. You're a shark and you will eat me!"
Justin cried back, "No, I'm not! That was the old me. I've changed. I've found Cod, I'm a prawn again, Christian!"
So I took a poll recently... and 100% of people were quite annoyed that their tent had fallen down 🤣🤣🤣✌️🍁
Jimmy Saville, Stuart Hall and Fred Talbot walk into an irish bar.
barman says "oh no, not yew tree again!"
barman says "oh no, not yew tree again!"
Two elderly ladies sitting on a park bench. Guy comes over and flashes his dick. One of the ladies had a stroke, the other couldn't quite reach.
Hi all 👍 Check this joke out 🤣🧐......
A teacher attempts to teach 3rd graders about the human body, so she shows a drawing of the male reproductive organ and asks the class what it is.
One of her students, Bobbie, answers: “I know. My father has two.”
Teacher: “Really? How does he have two?”
Bobbie: “The skinny one comes out when he is in the toilet. The fat one comes out to brush my nanny’s teeth.”🤣🤣🤣
A teacher attempts to teach 3rd graders about the human body, so she shows a drawing of the male reproductive organ and asks the class what it is.
One of her students, Bobbie, answers: “I know. My father has two.”
Teacher: “Really? How does he have two?”
Bobbie: “The skinny one comes out when he is in the toilet. The fat one comes out to brush my nanny’s teeth.”🤣🤣🤣
I was visiting the US and wanted to get some solid one afternoon. I called the nearest marijuana dispensary and got this recorded message… “If you want to buy marijuana press the hash key now.”
Why are pirates called pirates?
Cos they arrrgggh.
Where do pirates shop at Xmas?
Arrrgggos
Cos they arrrgggh.
Where do pirates shop at Xmas?
Arrrgggos
A binman turns up at some blokes door.
"Where's your bin mate?"
The man says "I just bin to the toilet"
Binman says "No mate, where's your dustbin?"
The man replies "I told you, I dustbin to the toilet"
Binman says "cmon mate where's your wheelie bin??"
Man says "OK,OK, I wheelie bin having a wank" 🍆
"Where's your bin mate?"
The man says "I just bin to the toilet"
Binman says "No mate, where's your dustbin?"
The man replies "I told you, I dustbin to the toilet"
Binman says "cmon mate where's your wheelie bin??"
Man says "OK,OK, I wheelie bin having a wank" 🍆
Holy fuck. I'm sat smoking and dieing now. Holy Jesus balls!! Cough cough pass to myself cough cough
Feeling a bit on edge smoking in my garden today - my neighbour's turned his house into a Rehab Centre.
At least I think he has. There's a new sign on his front garden that says "Keep off the grass"
At least I think he has. There's a new sign on his front garden that says "Keep off the grass"
Giving it an hour then choosing a winner guy's.
It's close between 3 of you cheeky chappies.
Then the winner chooses their favourite joke ok.
It's close between 3 of you cheeky chappies.
Then the winner chooses their favourite joke ok.
I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because the weights are too heavy.
I just handed in my too weak notice.
I just handed in my too weak notice.
A clown showed up late for work on his first day and got sacked from the circus.
He's suing them for funfair dismissal.
He's suing them for funfair dismissal.
When I have a hot date, I like to get them to help me to choose some wine for dinner beforehand. It's a great way to get them into my basement and I only have to cook for myself then.
I went to the zoo yesterday and I saw a baguette in a cage!?!?
Apparently it was bread in captivity 🥁
Apparently it was bread in captivity 🥁
- Doctor Doctor I can’t stop wrapping myself in Cling Film!
- Well I can clearly see your nuts!
- Well I can clearly see your nuts!
A duck walks into a pub. He goes up the bar and the barman says "Hello mate, what can I get you?" "Got any bread?" asks the duck. "Sorry we don't sell bread." came the reply. The duck thinks for a moment "Hhhmmmm... Got any bread?" The barman says again, this time slightly short "No, we don't sell bread." "Ok... In that case... Got any bread?"
The barman is now getting angry and shouts "Listen you fucking stupid duck, I've told you twice and now a third time WE DON'T SELL BREAD! If you ask me for fucking bread again, I'll nail your fucking beak to the bar!"
"Got any nails?" asks the duck.
"NOOO! I DON'T HAVE ANY NAILS!"
"Got any bread?"
The barman is now getting angry and shouts "Listen you fucking stupid duck, I've told you twice and now a third time WE DON'T SELL BREAD! If you ask me for fucking bread again, I'll nail your fucking beak to the bar!"
"Got any nails?" asks the duck.
"NOOO! I DON'T HAVE ANY NAILS!"
"Got any bread?"
What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?
I wouldn't let a lentil on my face, but I would let a chick pea
I wouldn't let a lentil on my face, but I would let a chick pea
Little Jimmy goes to see his priest and says “ Father, I don’t believe in Jesus any more. Every night I pray for a new bike and every morning? No bike!”.
The priest replies “ Ah, young James. That’s not how prayer in the Catholic Church works. What you need to do is go out and steal a bike then pray for forgiveness”.
The priest replies “ Ah, young James. That’s not how prayer in the Catholic Church works. What you need to do is go out and steal a bike then pray for forgiveness”.
Dunno if you can handle my jokes but ill try you with one and see how it goes .
Little jenny comes home from school and says
Dad dad can i go to the disco friday ?
Dad answers i suppose so but only if you suck my cock !!
Jenny replys oh ffs if i have to ..
1 min later she stops and says dad this really tastes like shit..
Dad replys yeah your brother asked half hour ago .
Little jenny comes home from school and says
Dad dad can i go to the disco friday ?
Dad answers i suppose so but only if you suck my cock !!
Jenny replys oh ffs if i have to ..
1 min later she stops and says dad this really tastes like shit..
Dad replys yeah your brother asked half hour ago .
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for two hardened criminals.
I just bought some shoes from a dealer, I don't know what they were laced with but I've been tripping all day!
Too late for the comp, but sometimes reality is just....well....you couldn't make it up eh? 🤣
A former heavyweight boxer from Montenegro was charged by the U.S. Department of Justice on Monday with trafficking in 22 tons of cocaine worth over $1 billion, most of which was part of one of the largest cocaine seizures in American history.
Lawrence Hashish, the lawyer for Gogic, said: "These charges came as a surprise to him. He maintains his innocence, and had come to the U.S. for a boxing convention in Puerto Rico."
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/us-charges-former-montenegro-boxer-over-22-ton-1-billion-cocaine-seizure-2022-10-31/
A former heavyweight boxer from Montenegro was charged by the U.S. Department of Justice on Monday with trafficking in 22 tons of cocaine worth over $1 billion, most of which was part of one of the largest cocaine seizures in American history.
Lawrence Hashish, the lawyer for Gogic, said: "These charges came as a surprise to him. He maintains his innocence, and had come to the U.S. for a boxing convention in Puerto Rico."
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/us-charges-former-montenegro-boxer-over-22-ton-1-billion-cocaine-seizure-2022-10-31/
An American was on holiday in Ireland and was in the pub having a pint. He was chatting to the bar man and asked if there was anyone around that could give him a game of golf on the local course.
The bar man said "Yeah Paddy is very good at golf". The American sat down with Paddy and asked if he wanted to play a game the next day. Paddy said "Ok, I'll meet you at 9, but I might be half hour late"
The next day Paddy turns up at 9 with his left hand clubs, plays the American and beats him. The American said "How about another game tomorrow?". Paddy replies "Yeah sure. I'll be here for 9, but I might be half hour late"
The next day, Paddy turn up at 9 with his right handed clubs, plays the American and wins convincingly. The American says "Right, how about another game tomorrow! Last game". Paddy replies "Yeah sure. I'll be here for 9, but I might be half hour late".
The American says "Hold on, you turn up yesterday with left handed clubs, you turn up today with right handed clubs, what's going on?" Paddy replies "When I wake up in the morning, if the missus is laying on her left side, I bring the left handed clubs and if she's laying on her right side, I bring the right haded clubs."
"What about if she's laying on her back?" asked the American. "I'll be half hour late" says Paddy.
The bar man said "Yeah Paddy is very good at golf". The American sat down with Paddy and asked if he wanted to play a game the next day. Paddy said "Ok, I'll meet you at 9, but I might be half hour late"
The next day Paddy turns up at 9 with his left hand clubs, plays the American and beats him. The American said "How about another game tomorrow?". Paddy replies "Yeah sure. I'll be here for 9, but I might be half hour late"
The next day, Paddy turn up at 9 with his right handed clubs, plays the American and wins convincingly. The American says "Right, how about another game tomorrow! Last game". Paddy replies "Yeah sure. I'll be here for 9, but I might be half hour late".
The American says "Hold on, you turn up yesterday with left handed clubs, you turn up today with right handed clubs, what's going on?" Paddy replies "When I wake up in the morning, if the missus is laying on her left side, I bring the left handed clubs and if she's laying on her right side, I bring the right haded clubs."
"What about if she's laying on her back?" asked the American. "I'll be half hour late" says Paddy.
more of a philosophical joke
An old Jew dies and goes to Heaven.
He asks if God wants to hear a holocaust joke.
God agrees and the man tells the joke.
God says, "That wasn't funny. It was offensive."
The Jew pauses and replies "I guess you had to be there."
An old Jew dies and goes to Heaven.
He asks if God wants to hear a holocaust joke.
God agrees and the man tells the joke.
God says, "That wasn't funny. It was offensive."
The Jew pauses and replies "I guess you had to be there."
Doctor I have leaves growing out my arse....Doctor: I'm afraid that's just the tip of the iceberg.
Copper walks in on his wife in bed with three men, 'ello ello ello' he says, wife says 'not speaking to me then?'
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Hustled off a mushroom patch
This man knows his shrooms, best picking is where sheep have been grazing, this is the perfect time. The light is on and burning bright for the masses…
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Hustled off a mushroom patch
I have convinced myself that 🍄 are easier to find on recently grazed land.
Sheep do an amazing job of manicuring around patches of psilocybin. Maybe not so much the one sheep that was asleep in the road.
Cows are a little less delicate but still lovely 😍
I thought it would be good to follow them around a bit, then I spotted a good looking forage spot so off I went.
Squatting down amongst the grasses I went about my duties.
I turn around to see a cow and her calf have decided my patch looks good also. The calf is running around like she's found some good 🍄 ...she has but I'm hoping their going to be mine. I have a little one to one with Mum and she bellows out an bovine "Yo!" and her pals come over from yonder 👀 just as I spot a nice little picker and I resume my duties.
I turn around again to see her pals have joined and the one with horns on his head is puffing his chest out like "What u sayin' bruv?"
I will not hustle animals off 🍄 patches anymore.
Give them their respect❤️
God knows how off their udders they are 😆❤️
Sheep do an amazing job of manicuring around patches of psilocybin. Maybe not so much the one sheep that was asleep in the road.
Cows are a little less delicate but still lovely 😍
I thought it would be good to follow them around a bit, then I spotted a good looking forage spot so off I went.
Squatting down amongst the grasses I went about my duties.
I turn around to see a cow and her calf have decided my patch looks good also. The calf is running around like she's found some good 🍄 ...she has but I'm hoping their going to be mine. I have a little one to one with Mum and she bellows out an bovine "Yo!" and her pals come over from yonder 👀 just as I spot a nice little picker and I resume my duties.
I turn around again to see her pals have joined and the one with horns on his head is puffing his chest out like "What u sayin' bruv?"
I will not hustle animals off 🍄 patches anymore.
Give them their respect❤️
God knows how off their udders they are 😆❤️
Haha I think you're on to something with that!
I find they typically grow around mossy ground as well :) make sure you leave to dry for a bit and let all those maggots crawl out lol
I find they typically grow around mossy ground as well :) make sure you leave to dry for a bit and let all those maggots crawl out lol
Moss, junicus, gorse all good indicators from what I've learned in my limited experience.
I pick and dehydrate for storage as I prefer my maggots crispy 😆
I pick and dehydrate for storage as I prefer my maggots crispy 😆
I highly recommend it. I've had a lot of laughs with the Mrs on our days out. Cornwall should be good picking still 🤞
This man knows his shrooms, best picking is where sheep have been grazing, this is the perfect time. The light is on and burning bright for the masses! It’s all good until the first frost.
I'm a first season noob but having a lot of fun learning.
Thanks for the tips 🙏
Keep it burning 🔥
Thanks for the tips 🙏
Keep it burning 🔥
Try boiling some up and making yourself mushroom tea ☕️ sieve them out the pan after they’re done and drink the broth. I always found this was the best way rather than eating them.
It tastes nasty, but you’ve just got to down it quick sharp.
Happy foraging 😊
It tastes nasty, but you’ve just got to down it quick sharp.
Happy foraging 😊
Old school mushy tea 👍
I've not tried this way yet. I am getting acquainted to my tolerance levels and have been only micro dosing so far up to 1g.
I don't mind the flavour too much. I have some ground down and capsuled for ease of use.
For a higher dose, tea does seem like a good option.
Ty
I've not tried this way yet. I am getting acquainted to my tolerance levels and have been only micro dosing so far up to 1g.
I don't mind the flavour too much. I have some ground down and capsuled for ease of use.
For a higher dose, tea does seem like a good option.
Ty
Would you recommend?
I've done an Asdaeasypeelerorange tek but probs not quite the same? 😆
I've also put some into honey but I need to work on the dosage a bit. I think I need about 12g into 340g for roughly .2g per 5g of honey(teaspoon).
I've done an Asdaeasypeelerorange tek but probs not quite the same? 😆
I've also put some into honey but I need to work on the dosage a bit. I think I need about 12g into 340g for roughly .2g per 5g of honey(teaspoon).
The citric acid in the easy-peelers should work fine! I can also recommend dosing with Lion's Mane (fruiting body powder - 300mg) and Cacao... The Cacao is a MAOI, which should enhance the psilosybin... This can be iffy at higher doses though.
Alternatively, getting a chocolate mould from Amazon and making chocolate is amazing. Don't use Cadburys though as it's shite. A better quality darker chocolate is advisable.
Alternatively, getting a chocolate mould from Amazon and making chocolate is amazing. Don't use Cadburys though as it's shite. A better quality darker chocolate is advisable.
I did find the citrus helped.
I'll have to get the Lions Mane in. Is that 300mg per 1g of shroom? Or regardless of dose?
Very interesting fact about the cacao, I didn't know anything about MAOI and now I do.
Thank you greencigar
I'll have to get the Lions Mane in. Is that 300mg per 1g of shroom? Or regardless of dose?
Very interesting fact about the cacao, I didn't know anything about MAOI and now I do.
Thank you greencigar
I read a 2018 newspaper article saying they were likely to be picked until the new year due to mild winter.
That's a lovely haul! I tend to find sheep pasture better than cow pasture. A nice old turd usually yields results around surrounding bushels. Good times!
haha 100% on this one mate. I've found that cows can just kinda shit all over them as well ha
Most of my picking is on moorland so the animals have free reign.
and turds, also a good indicator 😆👍
and turds, also a good indicator 😆👍
Are there still mushies around? Am I right in thinking that it's easiest to find them on higher ground, in fields not used for crops (animal grazing only). For example, on moorland type fields?
The landis map is a good resource also. It is a map that classifies soil types. I have read that a 15/16 is ideal.
Higher moorland (preferably grazing land). I find the higher altitudes tend to yield more results (Scotland).
Yeah 100% you'll get more on higher ground. They like to appear after rain and when the sun comes out and warm patches as well. mostly mossy areas
Thanks for the tips.
They are definitely easier to find once the rain stops as the colour change makes them so much more easier to spot. I struggle when they are wet.
They are definitely easier to find once the rain stops as the colour change makes them so much more easier to spot. I struggle when they are wet.
Remember that crop fields may have fertiliser/chemicals.
I would recommend moorland, grazed land I.e. a natural environment
I would recommend moorland, grazed land I.e. a natural environment
Don't fuck with cows, and definitely not cows with calfs. If you look at a herd you can see the cows in charge looking at each other to direct what should happen when/if a calf starts wandering off.
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Would you like to see?🇺🇸
Some sweet retreat right here please chief
Would you like to see?🇺🇸
We have our eyes on some stock but we’d like your opinion first.
Torch 1G Live Resin Disposable vapes
Strains:
Watermelon Burst
Cereal Milk
Purple Slushie
Jealousy
Pineapple Punch
Apple Sundae
And a
Small amount of Doja Sweet Retreat (In dispensary Jars)
Let us know if you want these in stock!
Torch 1G Live Resin Disposable vapes
Strains:
Watermelon Burst
Cereal Milk
Purple Slushie
Jealousy
Pineapple Punch
Apple Sundae
And a
Small amount of Doja Sweet Retreat (In dispensary Jars)
Let us know if you want these in stock!
Although a brand with scratch and lab tests is great, the one thing I would love to see in the UK is bigger established American brands, ala Stiizy, Pax or Buddies.
A more established brand might push me to buy branded carts over the current selection of great ‘home made’ vapes we have here in LB. I think it’s the one big thing missing from this marketplace (excluding sayno2drugs who ships from the states)
A more established brand might push me to buy branded carts over the current selection of great ‘home made’ vapes we have here in LB. I think it’s the one big thing missing from this marketplace (excluding sayno2drugs who ships from the states)
Items are now listed with featured prices
Loyalty Card holders may use on free shipping one item if both items are FP.
The vapes are licensed, as well as the flower. This is what sets them apart from others.
If we were to get Stiizy product’s they’d be close to $100 as they are only in licensed dispensaries.
Loyalty Card holders may use on free shipping one item if both items are FP.
The vapes are licensed, as well as the flower. This is what sets them apart from others.
If we were to get Stiizy product’s they’d be close to $100 as they are only in licensed dispensaries.
hello
depends on price really its hard to beat sensi mart and dr extract and also 420's live resin carts prices and quality but thats just me iv had SN2D carts many times and recently tried sensi and dr extract live resin and in all honesty couldnt tell difference. The flavours u have listed soubd great id be interested to know your prices.
all the best
depends on price really its hard to beat sensi mart and dr extract and also 420's live resin carts prices and quality but thats just me iv had SN2D carts many times and recently tried sensi and dr extract live resin and in all honesty couldnt tell difference. The flavours u have listed soubd great id be interested to know your prices.
all the best
We appreciate your reply buddy!
All these above are from and sold in dispensaries
They come with scratch and verify on the vapes and the flower comes with all licensed packaging as it would in a dispensary.
The Torch Vapes will be around £50-60, they are 1G Liquid Diamond Vapes. It Comes with the battery all ready to go (disposable)
The Doja Jars are holding a price of £75-80 a jar in the UK. But the products speak for themselves as always with us.
We’d also like to add. We have 5 extra reviews on the wowdatzfire and Avant. We’re not sure where they came from because we didn’t sell that many…
All these above are from and sold in dispensaries
They come with scratch and verify on the vapes and the flower comes with all licensed packaging as it would in a dispensary.
The Torch Vapes will be around £50-60, they are 1G Liquid Diamond Vapes. It Comes with the battery all ready to go (disposable)
The Doja Jars are holding a price of £75-80 a jar in the UK. But the products speak for themselves as always with us.
We’d also like to add. We have 5 extra reviews on the wowdatzfire and Avant. We’re not sure where they came from because we didn’t sell that many…
Those vapes sound awesome. Scratch & verify gets a big thumbs up coz there are so many fake vapes around :(
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Passing uk drug test
I thought it was very witty mate, made me laugh anyway
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Passing uk drug test
Hey biggas
So I’ve been a smoker for around 5 years (daily for the past year). I’ve been for a job interview and they’ve told me I’ll be spot drug tested. I think it’s pretty certain (correct me if I’m wrong) that I’ll have to give it up but how can I quickly rid my system of it so it doesn’t show up. I have about a week before I start so no clue when I’ll be tested
So I’ve been a smoker for around 5 years (daily for the past year). I’ve been for a job interview and they’ve told me I’ll be spot drug tested. I think it’s pretty certain (correct me if I’m wrong) that I’ll have to give it up but how can I quickly rid my system of it so it doesn’t show up. I have about a week before I start so no clue when I’ll be tested
Do you have any conditions that warrant a UK medical cannabis prescription? If so take the plunge and make an appointment. It covers loads of issues.
There is fake piss and stuff you can take but you need some advance warning. Our unions dont allow random drug tests at my employers. They tried last year and it was shut down at once.
Fake urine in bag with heat pad to get correct temperature, it's called Quick Fix Belt Kit and you buy it from Urine Lick web site. I used to wear one everyday for work but never had to use it though. My work now do a finger print test which only detects use up to 16 hours before test. So I only smoke when off work now.
I had that a few years ago. A week isn't really long enough to clear your system. I had advance warning of the test but made an excuse and cancelled the first appointment to buy more time. I stopped smoking for about 28 days and went to the gym most days, did a lot of treadmill running and what ever I could to make me sweat. The day of the test I drank several litres of water, an occupational nurse followed me into the toilets and watched me from behind to make sure I pissed into a cup. Luckily the test came back clear. The job lasted 5 years before I eventually got sacked for being crap at it! 😁
I’m a big guy so was thinking of just doing a protein shake diet for a couple of week’s and hope the big drop in weight will mostly rid my system. Guess I’ve just gotta hope it’s a saliva test. Mad how that turned out for you though
From us peeps, gator aid and drink lots of water and iron tablets. Iron tablets for colour gator aid because they test for people over hydrated and it apperently replacess lost electrolights. But saying that I would presume a rehydration pack would work
Cannabis proteins bind themselves to blood cells, they can take anything up to three months to clear your system dependant on weight, age, metabolism, how long you’ve been smoking etc.
As a rule of thumb if you want to cleanse quickly try to drink your recommended amount of water daily, eat healthy foods and exercise.
Urine tests and be very thorough, they are sensitive enough to detect a drug from one drop of urine in a swimming pool allegedly!
I found cutting out entirely then gentle jogging three times a week and water will cleanse you fully after two months if you’re a daily toker.
A week might be a bit optimistic?
As a rule of thumb if you want to cleanse quickly try to drink your recommended amount of water daily, eat healthy foods and exercise.
Urine tests and be very thorough, they are sensitive enough to detect a drug from one drop of urine in a swimming pool allegedly!
I found cutting out entirely then gentle jogging three times a week and water will cleanse you fully after two months if you’re a daily toker.
A week might be a bit optimistic?
Nobody should be urinating in a swimming pool. Even one drop is too much in my opinion. It's just not my cup of tea and is a far worse offence than doing drugs! 😁🤣😆
Cleansing drink, if you are a heavy user with high toxins buy two bottles and you take one and a half 1 hour before your test. You have to follow the instructions and drink a lot of water two days before. I've tested it with drug kits bought off the Internet and got negative results on dry runs
Thank you for this, it really is helpful. My concern is though, with them specifically stating it’s a “spot test” I’m wondering if I’d have time to drink this. I wonder what my rights would be
The timeline for detecting marijuana is vast and can vary from 1 day up to 90 days. piss test can pick it up for up to 4 weeks .... But if you got a perscription for cbd or take cbd then that could give a false posative test result because all cbd has trace amounts of thc in it.
I do tree surgery in UK, and spot checks only happen if an accident happens, depends on your industry too.
For this product you do really need to know when it is most likely they will test you, with a new employment you would hope that that would be on the first day or in the first week or them actually telling you the specific date/time. Some employers insist on a pre work medical to be undertaken which is when they normally would carry it out. Not ideal but you could buy 7 bottles for every day of your first week to try and cover yourself but that is the only way I can see when not knowing the exact time.
Other tips are sauna/steamrooms, drinking pure water (over 3L per day) take b12 vitamins to make your urine yellow again. Eat healthy prior to the test, a few days before test refrain from exercise as you don't want to put more thc (from your fat) into your pee. Hoping for the best for you 👍
Other tips are sauna/steamrooms, drinking pure water (over 3L per day) take b12 vitamins to make your urine yellow again. Eat healthy prior to the test, a few days before test refrain from exercise as you don't want to put more thc (from your fat) into your pee. Hoping for the best for you 👍
have been piss tested a lot over the years so a few thoughts
it takes a max of 28 days to get weed out of your system but thats only if you are really fat
you can flush by drinking tons of water and diluting the sample but its not very effective
if you do give a sample dont give them the start or the end of the stream but take it mid stream
it takes most people about a week and a half of not smoking for your piss test to start showing as clean
good luck bud !
the shit you learn in rehab when they test you every time you come back after leaving the site
it takes a max of 28 days to get weed out of your system but thats only if you are really fat
you can flush by drinking tons of water and diluting the sample but its not very effective
if you do give a sample dont give them the start or the end of the stream but take it mid stream
it takes most people about a week and a half of not smoking for your piss test to start showing as clean
good luck bud !
the shit you learn in rehab when they test you every time you come back after leaving the site
This why I have to be self employed contractor, because I love a smoke, but lads who take coke pass drug test every time, If it's a '48 hour swob test', you can easily pass that, just stop smoking for a day or 2, have a shower before test, mouth wash etc, your 100% pass them, if it's a piss test you got no chance, you will need months off and need to do detox, If you can some how find out from someone who works there, I know you can't have that convo straight away with the lads at work, but 1 of them is bout to be on a level, the key is to find out the style of test, if it's a 48 hour one or a piss test.
The timeframe I always had in my head for clearance is 4 weeks? I have friends in the US who've used products that are supposed to aid clearance and/or mask any testing and they've passed tests using those. Not sure of the timeframe they stopped smoking beforehand though, or what they used, but I can ask if you like. They'll be US products though and unlikely to be shipped here within a week.
Depends on the drug test. AIUI urinalysis could detect metabolites for upto 4 weeks I believe.
Saliva test is less sensitive and a moderate to heavy user would likely be clear in something like 72 hours to a week.
Hair follicle and blood tests would be unusual for a spot drug test but can detect for upto 3 months.
Is the nature of the testing for health and safety reasons? That is normally the only justification permittable in UK law.
Saliva test is less sensitive and a moderate to heavy user would likely be clear in something like 72 hours to a week.
Hair follicle and blood tests would be unusual for a spot drug test but can detect for upto 3 months.
Is the nature of the testing for health and safety reasons? That is normally the only justification permittable in UK law.
Agh, I was afraid of that. Guess I’m down and out before I even start. It is for health and safety yeah.
Bare in mind though friend drinking too much water can be dangerous.
Do a little research from Google on how to flush safely for a drug test.
Do a little research from Google on how to flush safely for a drug test.
Bro too much water will only kill you if your on e's lol, drink loads of water, salt crystal baths too!
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Order cancelled but payment already sent
I am having a similar issue having cancelled an order due to zero comms and item having not been sent. Did you manage to get a refund? I can’t seem to…
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Order cancelled but payment already sent
I cancelled an order as it looked like payment would never complete due to low transaction fee recommended by my wallet provider. 10 days later the transaction has been completed. No comms from the seller to indicate whether they will ship or refund me. Can I still dispute a cancelled order?
I won’t name seller here yet to give them more time to resolve. Thanks
I won’t name seller here yet to give them more time to resolve. Thanks
The vendor won't see your order if it's been cancelled (unless he/she scrolls down their order page and actively looks for it, cancelled orders go to the bottom of their orders list and do not appear as 'waiting') but to be fair they should be answering your PMs. There's no excuse for that.
Message Transaxe with the order number (it'll look something like this; pzrW9RMv48FEFPqBmPkbzX04) and tell them your issue and they might be able to sort it out for you.
Transaxe support page linked above.
All the best.
Cheers BB 😊👍🍻
Message Transaxe with the order number (it'll look something like this; pzrW9RMv48FEFPqBmPkbzX04) and tell them your issue and they might be able to sort it out for you.
Transaxe support page linked above.
All the best.
Cheers BB 😊👍🍻
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+2 votes
Ships today?
Seems that this is a regular occurrence. Paid for next day delivery 02/08, now on the day I’m expecting it, it’s still not been sent
Ships today?
Anyone ordered today and had a sent notification? Sat as paid today and I normally get the notification by now
Seems that this is a regular occurrence. Paid for next day delivery 02/08, now on the day I’m expecting it, it’s still not been sent
4th Aug 23
In the same boat here, just messaged the vendor but seen they haven’t replied to anyone in 4+ days, not holding my breath on this one
In the same boat here, just messaged the vendor but seen they haven’t replied to anyone in 4+ days, not holding my breath on this one
Same with me. I ordered some shake on Saturday hoping it will be delivered on Monday and still has net been sent
Hey bro!
Everyone else received their orders <3
Unfortunately, like most vendors, we don't send parcels on Weekends! Last cut off is Friday 2:30pm, so your parcel will be sent out today
Everyone else received their orders <3
Unfortunately, like most vendors, we don't send parcels on Weekends! Last cut off is Friday 2:30pm, so your parcel will be sent out today
First time not receiving the tracking number since ordering with you, which sucks as i actually needed it this time.
Hope all is well.
Hope all is well.
Was this today mate? 14/07/23
I had an order i expected to be sent , i paid special del for it and not heard anything. My main reason for ordering here is because they had special delivery option
I had an order i expected to be sent , i paid special del for it and not heard anything. My main reason for ordering here is because they had special delivery option
Yeah 14th mate, I got the sent notification at about 8pm and had tracking the same time.
If it's any consolation I've ordered from Strainsbury's a few times and they've always been efficient and on time.
Thanks for replying dude, i've ordered from them before as well, i really want something to land Saturday and not knowing if its even been sent is frustrating af
Yeah they're a great vendor, always had good experiences, I was just getting twitchy as I'd ordered from another vendor tracked 24 Monday and still waiting for it. Was worried if he going without for the weekend
Unfortunately (fortunately?) we're dealing with human beings. They've got everything to me next day or day after via 1st Class, so far. Fingers crossed for you so you can get very baked this weekend. Don't buy all of the Grape Cream Cake please!
fair enuff lol grape creams very nice but i preferred the yummiez when i tried out the samp pack last month, hopefully they just they pissed of down the pub or something after posting and i will be toking tommorow
Perfect example of what I was saying about sample packs dude! We all pick a favourite and rank them if we get a pack, surely ? It's only natural. I thought that was good, but I adore the GCC. My mate messaged me after having some, falling asleep, and shitting himself. Probably coincidental, and probably not one for a review...
I was actually kinda torn between getting a Q of the grape or a Q of the yummiez but went for the yummiez, totally agree about the sample packs particularly if there is a good variation on what's being offered....lol at your mate shitting themselves, i can kinda relate as I got a stoma from crohns disease and a good smoke will occasionally catch me out)
My mate has no medical issues to account for this, but does have issues which could account for this. Mainly getting too fucked and not planning ahead...
Samples are great for sellers though, as this shows, as one pack to 2 people has resulted in 2 different favourites, and consequently sales.
Samples are great for sellers though, as this shows, as one pack to 2 people has resulted in 2 different favourites, and consequently sales.
I also tried out Tescrows hash sampler last month which was also really good, hopefully samp packs catch on with other vendors as it is a treat to try out different stuff and get a bit of value at the same time
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Can you acknowledge pls
I know the feeling, so frustrating
Can you acknowledge pls
Courtesy of a reply to many requests would be appreciated brother!
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+2 votes
New strains going up
Literally the best vendor on here. These announcements get me excited every time. My eyes are peeled……
New strains going up
Hope all LB family is well.
Got loads new strains going up.
So keep 👀 open.
🇬🇧 & 🇺🇸 it's strong 💪 and 🔥 📛.
❤️ 😊 🙏 TGD
Got loads new strains going up.
So keep 👀 open.
🇬🇧 & 🇺🇸 it's strong 💪 and 🔥 📛.
❤️ 😊 🙏 TGD
Literally the best vendor on here. These announcements get me excited every time. My eyes are peeled……
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+2 votes
Yummiezzzz + Dojaaa
Nice! When are these going up on your wall fella?
Hopefully soon .
At the moment it's hard to get any import .
Customs keep taking it .
At the moment it's hard to get any import .
Customs keep taking it .
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+11 votes
I’m Concentrating! 🤔
You’re definitely selling it, as if I wasn’t tempted enough already. Just had a look and it seems quite reasonably priced.
Sounds like a solid invest…
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I’m Concentrating! 🤔
…and who better to do it with than Canadian Imports! 🤩
The cup on the left is full of Jack Herer Live Resin vapour, the bubbler charged with Gods Green Crack Budder…oh boy! 💥😋( Both poured courtesy of the new AceCup Atomiser👍)…if you think that looks like a lot of vapour…yup, it is. The bubbler has to go in a couple of hits but I sip from the cup like a fine Bordeaux….🥹
The JH has sweet terps and delivers this huge uplifting but balanced high. Very functional and tuned in.
The GGC is nuts…up there with those highs you class as “special” and cannot leave alone. Oh dear- there danger lies! 😳
Both together?….I’ll come back to you on that one😉
I genuinely have no idea how CI could improve their store🤷♂️…lovely people…product…packaging…stealth…price…free NDD….free merchandise….reliability….consistency…nah, can’t think of a thing…
LB Legends 🏆💥⚡️
Thanks guys- seriously! 😍😍
The cup on the left is full of Jack Herer Live Resin vapour, the bubbler charged with Gods Green Crack Budder…oh boy! 💥😋( Both poured courtesy of the new AceCup Atomiser👍)…if you think that looks like a lot of vapour…yup, it is. The bubbler has to go in a couple of hits but I sip from the cup like a fine Bordeaux….🥹
The JH has sweet terps and delivers this huge uplifting but balanced high. Very functional and tuned in.
The GGC is nuts…up there with those highs you class as “special” and cannot leave alone. Oh dear- there danger lies! 😳
Both together?….I’ll come back to you on that one😉
I genuinely have no idea how CI could improve their store🤷♂️…lovely people…product…packaging…stealth…price…free NDD….free merchandise….reliability….consistency…nah, can’t think of a thing…
LB Legends 🏆💥⚡️
Thanks guys- seriously! 😍😍
The picture is fine Polly I think you’ve concentrated too hard and your heads gone upside down
Was the picture taken in Australia? 🙃
Great review 👍, that device look rather fancy! Time to do some research
Great review 👍, that device look rather fancy! Time to do some research
Don’t 🙈…it’s the right way up until I press send!…cancelled it and started again twice…I bloody give up! 😫😂😂
😂😂 it's still upsidedown for me, maybe it will sort itself after an hour or so. You know how the images sometimes don't show at all for a few hours on here, it could be LB playing up again
Great set up, I’ve got both of those polly they are lovely, you should also give the GSC and the Bannana OG and dragon breath is also lovely
Your bang on though CI are my go to, just like I go to M&S if I can’t be arsed to cook ordering from CI assures that same quality promise that goes without saying. They are responsible for at least 20 of the glass jars in my medicine draw ! And more coming this week great flower menu at the moment ! Bravo guys
Your bang on though CI are my go to, just like I go to M&S if I can’t be arsed to cook ordering from CI assures that same quality promise that goes without saying. They are responsible for at least 20 of the glass jars in my medicine draw ! And more coming this week great flower menu at the moment ! Bravo guys
All sound great buddy but I have to be so careful with concentrates…Weekend treat only otherwise my tolerance is going to the moon🚀…love my bud too much to see it fade away 🥹
Yes bro... lemme pick yer brains pls... ttyna find out ppls experience with D8...
You had any and if so what's the crack
You had any and if so what's the crack
All right man. Never had D8 that I know of.
Delta 9 from what I do know is roughly twice as strong as delta 8
I always make sure that my carts are D9 and stay clear of D8. That’s not to say that it does not have its place.
Based on previous posts/comments imo as much as possible just stick to D9. Hence why most of the carts ect make a point saying they are D9
Delta 9 from what I do know is roughly twice as strong as delta 8
I always make sure that my carts are D9 and stay clear of D8. That’s not to say that it does not have its place.
Based on previous posts/comments imo as much as possible just stick to D9. Hence why most of the carts ect make a point saying they are D9
cheers bro... appreciated..
i've been researching it a wee bit but info from the net is always questionable but answers from you guys realy helps.
i've been researching it a wee bit but info from the net is always questionable but answers from you guys realy helps.
Their buds are awesome too. Professionally grown weed Sold for cheaper than weed grown in uk people bedroomz;)
I’m loving it👍
You can either screw in a 510 cart or use the custom atomiser for concentrates. Then you can either fill the cup or use the bubbler (sold separately). You can dial in 5 different temperatures. There is something very cool about sipping from a cup of thick vapour and it also means I don’t cough anymore which can be a big unfortunate feature of carts and concentrates for me…
Amazing kit coming out these days huh? 🤩
You can either screw in a 510 cart or use the custom atomiser for concentrates. Then you can either fill the cup or use the bubbler (sold separately). You can dial in 5 different temperatures. There is something very cool about sipping from a cup of thick vapour and it also means I don’t cough anymore which can be a big unfortunate feature of carts and concentrates for me…
Amazing kit coming out these days huh? 🤩
You’re definitely selling it, as if I wasn’t tempted enough already. Just had a look and it seems quite reasonably priced.
Sounds like a solid investment as I have some serious coughing fits when using my rig, neighbours probably think I’m hitting a crack pipe round here
Sounds like a solid investment as I have some serious coughing fits when using my rig, neighbours probably think I’m hitting a crack pipe round here
Hehe..mate I can’t do with the coughing anymore 😖…that said if I chug a cup full then it’s still a distinct possibility…there’s a lot of vapour in that glas (equivalent to about a 10 second continuous draw 😳) so I sip it. The shape of the glass and the weight of the vapour means it’s a while before it floats away.
The only downside I can see is that the atomiser isn’t really made to be easily cleaned. I don’t know if soaking it in ISO is a good idea but will try. Fortunately replacements are only £10, so I have one dedicated for each concentrate. Not an issue with carts of course and boy does it blast those- never seen the like! 🤯
The only downside I can see is that the atomiser isn’t really made to be easily cleaned. I don’t know if soaking it in ISO is a good idea but will try. Fortunately replacements are only £10, so I have one dedicated for each concentrate. Not an issue with carts of course and boy does it blast those- never seen the like! 🤯
You should be on commission. I want one take my money 💴
But what I love about the review is. You can have the best set up in the world 🌎 but it’s useless unless you use good gear.
Like food 🥘 you get what you put in.
Shite ingredients = shite scran but nice plate by the way
But what I love about the review is. You can have the best set up in the world 🌎 but it’s useless unless you use good gear.
Like food 🥘 you get what you put in.
Shite ingredients = shite scran but nice plate by the way
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Likeaninja
Great vendors that give tracking numbers
Always!!
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Great vendors that give tracking numbers
Hi everyone!
Just wondering if you all mind sharing good vendors that give tracking numbers? I’m living in a place where I need to know when post is coming so I can be there as things go missing if I’m not! (Shared postbox 🙄) love the service that vendors on here give, but knowing when it’s going to land just saves me grief!
Just wondering if you all mind sharing good vendors that give tracking numbers? I’m living in a place where I need to know when post is coming so I can be there as things go missing if I’m not! (Shared postbox 🙄) love the service that vendors on here give, but knowing when it’s going to land just saves me grief!
Canadian Imports do free NDD. Not certain if they auto share tracking but their comms are brilliant so just ask👍
Yeah Canadian tracking . Greentech always, they have falcon tracking special courrier to avoid royal mail ques
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+5 votes
Prices reduced
Hello Mrcaa, I say you’re full of shit and know fuck all. Take your troll shit to Twitter or Facebook, it will be very welcome there. All I’ve seen ov…
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Prices reduced
Hope all biggas are well and in the best of health 🙏.
So we have reviewed all prices as promised and reduced prices for everything.
Take a look at the menu loads of new strains.
❤️ ✌️ 🤗
So we have reviewed all prices as promised and reduced prices for everything.
Take a look at the menu loads of new strains.
❤️ ✌️ 🤗
Wow ! Really good move with pricing. We now need to see 7g14g 1 oz options to be number 1! Thing is regular smokers can not afford littlebiggy prices if you smoke a qtr a week then your looking at £360 a month just on that for even the cheap options. Needs to be at a level somewhere at £200 ounces for great weed. If it’s doable on the streets it’s doable here👍 Still plenty of profit to be made and it will be more profitable in the long run with repeat customers and an increased customer base. To me it just makes business sense I guess. Kg of very good weed isn’t
that expensive so £200 ounces should be fairly easy to be honest.
I think any one who does this kills it! Wouldn’t ever need to go elsewhere. 👍
that expensive so £200 ounces should be fairly easy to be honest.
I think any one who does this kills it! Wouldn’t ever need to go elsewhere. 👍
Thanks
Yes we will soon probably next month. To do that we need more man power which hopefully we should have by next month. Thanks again for your view defo taken it on board. 😊
Yes we will soon probably next month. To do that we need more man power which hopefully we should have by next month. Thanks again for your view defo taken it on board. 😊
Very much appreciated, gents, thank you - my next order will be with you soon 👍. Biggas - from their 'now less than $50' items I've tried the Afghan Gold Seal Hash, Dirty Squirt, Cherry Pie, Gelato 33, Mac One and Tangie - most of which I've bought more than once (and some many, many times, like the Afghan Gold Seal Hash - highly recommended!) and they're all very nice smokes. Cheers 👍
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Must be amazing to get Cali shipped halfway round the world and still make a profit at 40 a bag! Smells like more lies and scamming to me lmao did you even think that through?
😂😂😂😂
Still at it after 2 years well done pal.
Never bought from us so you won't know will you.
All you do is trolls us that's it.
Keyboard warrior
Still at it after 2 years well done pal.
Never bought from us so you won't know will you.
All you do is trolls us that's it.
Keyboard warrior
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Keyboard warrior with an absolutely stellar point, for this to work your "Cali" vendors would have to sell at or cheaper than they would sell legally in the states, don't insult as well scam people bud it's just rude
You do realise that to “sell legally” in the States requires paying a raft of taxes, licence costs and commercial overheads? So much so that it’s estimated that 70% of the total volume is back on the streets. You don’t think that any of that volume gets exported in bulk at competitive prices?
If that logic doesn’t sway you (I very much doubt it will) then you could always try the product and make your own mind up? (I very much doubt you will)….
If that logic doesn’t sway you (I very much doubt it will) then you could always try the product and make your own mind up? (I very much doubt you will)….
He been going on about the same shit for years as if he knows everything.
Mate we're sick off him all he does is troll us.
But the upsetting thing is he has never bought off us to know.
Just a shame really because the LB community is great and idiots like this ruin it.
Mate we're sick off him all he does is troll us.
But the upsetting thing is he has never bought off us to know.
Just a shame really because the LB community is great and idiots like this ruin it.
Yes, as a business owner I do know running a business has associated costs.
A large scale, commercial cali grower WILL ALWAYS sell high grade Cali legally, at most transfer to a different state illegally... It makes no commercial sense to risk an international ship to sell bud at or below market value.
Also is it just coincidence I can find all of the Cali bags this one sells by the thousand and some people just want to put their fingers in their ears and scream la la la it's real Cali hahaha
Google "Occam's razor." Usually applied to scientific arguments to theology but I think it could well be used here.
A large scale, commercial cali grower WILL ALWAYS sell high grade Cali legally, at most transfer to a different state illegally... It makes no commercial sense to risk an international ship to sell bud at or below market value.
Also is it just coincidence I can find all of the Cali bags this one sells by the thousand and some people just want to put their fingers in their ears and scream la la la it's real Cali hahaha
Google "Occam's razor." Usually applied to scientific arguments to theology but I think it could well be used here.
The reason it happens is because these large scale farmers are only allowed to cultivate so much weight and then the rest legally needs to be destroyed. Rather than destroy it they flip it on the black market.
Thanks alot Viper201.
Some people think they know everything and just talk shit.
Am glad you understand it. Iv give up replying to the fool.
He been going on about this issue for over 2 years.
Madness
But thanks again bro 🙏 ❤️
Some people think they know everything and just talk shit.
Am glad you understand it. Iv give up replying to the fool.
He been going on about this issue for over 2 years.
Madness
But thanks again bro 🙏 ❤️
I’ve had many orders with you guys now and I’ve never been disappointed. Top shelf product and service every time.
But yeah this is some truly impressive trolling of the highest order.
Just ignore him and keep doing what your doing, and let the products do the talking
Also loving the new price point guys.
But yeah this is some truly impressive trolling of the highest order.
Just ignore him and keep doing what your doing, and let the products do the talking
Also loving the new price point guys.
Knowing as much as you do, you must know your weed right? So buy some and try it…you’d be doing all of LB a service if you gave a truly honest and detailed review.
As it bugs you so very very much why won’t you just do that?
As it bugs you so very very much why won’t you just do that?
😂😂😂😂
So your telling me all the vendors on here with cali strains are lieing ?
We buy in bulk smart ass so we can afford to sell it at our prices.
You don't know nothing mate your full of shit.
I'll send you it free and smoke it then you will know if it's really or not.
I have offered you this before but you won't.
Do you only pick on us or are there other vendors you pick on too about the cali strains?
You can't bully us you bully.
Trollllzzzz
So your telling me all the vendors on here with cali strains are lieing ?
We buy in bulk smart ass so we can afford to sell it at our prices.
You don't know nothing mate your full of shit.
I'll send you it free and smoke it then you will know if it's really or not.
I have offered you this before but you won't.
Do you only pick on us or are there other vendors you pick on too about the cali strains?
You can't bully us you bully.
Trollllzzzz
You idiot
We buy in bulk something you won't know.
No time for you shit .
You talk 💯 shit.
And been trolling us for years.
We buy in bulk something you won't know.
No time for you shit .
You talk 💯 shit.
And been trolling us for years.
I don't troll, I just make pretty astute observations. Those observations have already caused you to change from imported packed, to imported loose with accompanying bags.... The heat seal lines changed and I've had a fair few biggas thank me for my efforts too. You only say I'm trolling because you got no defense for your fake Cali grade m8
Thanked you for your efforts, ok that actually made me laugh out loud
Out of curiosity what astute observation would you make of some one who’s been trolling an online vendor, who’s not even tried there product. And has been doing it for more than two years.
What would you think of a person like that ?
Because that’s what we’re all thinking 😉
Out of curiosity what astute observation would you make of some one who’s been trolling an online vendor, who’s not even tried there product. And has been doing it for more than two years.
What would you think of a person like that ?
Because that’s what we’re all thinking 😉
Thanks to you we sell more jungle Boyz and no one has complained.
Thanks 😊
Thanks 😊
Hi mrcaa . I hope your well and I’ve read your posts on here , I won’t take sides but can I say one thing - people who buy on this site can make their own minds up - we all smoke abit of weed and I’ve bought good and bad over the years . I’m gutted when I get a bad bit so have a little look around and pick another vendor . I’ve bought off about 6 people here and return to 2 of them regular ‘ all going well :) It’s good we all can talk on here as a nice community and you arf see some squabbles of Facebook etc I wouldn’t want to see any of that on here to often as pointless if you think about it - take care all
Don't blame me, I'm not the one selling fake Cali lol.
And again going by your reviews you really do not sell much haha
And again going by your reviews you really do not sell much haha
Hello Mrcaa, I say you’re full of shit and know fuck all. Take your troll shit to Twitter or Facebook, it will be very welcome there. All I’ve seen over the past year is you bang on about how TGD sells fake Cali. I buy from them very regularly and I know it’s definitely not, it’s some of the nicest bud I’ve smoked in my 40 years of living. My advice is don’t get jealous that you can’t afford it, just save up your pocket money and buy a pack then you’ll see for yourself. You really are fucking boring
😂😂😂😂😂
Iv got the pope praying 🙏
For him.
He lost mate.
I'll let the strains talk.
Iv got the pope praying 🙏
For him.
He lost mate.
I'll let the strains talk.
He's like one of those blokes that sits alone down the boozer who's got an opinion on it all. He's done everything, been everywhere, got work experience in every job, everything you've done he's done better, and if he doesn't know it then it's not worth knowing. Everyone knows one of these people, when they start talking your ears go into noise cancelling mode and you just walk away. Real life prick
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+6 votes
Gifts Gifts Gifts
I was slightly confused to be fair, thanks for clarifying. I’ll stick with the black wooden tray please mate. Much appreciated
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Gifts Gifts Gifts
We got some gifts for you guys, they'll be given out on a first come first served basis by commenting below, the only condition is you must be placing a order with us and your gift will be dispatched with it unless stated below,
Please comment below on stating which gift you would like,there is one gift per person.
1x Lighter
2x Dab Tool Kits.
7x Wooden Rolling Tray.
7x Phone Pop Socket (phone holder attachment)
1x Tray & Magnetic Lid
1x Wooden Rolling Tray(shipped separately may require signature)
1x Screw Top Tin(shipped separately may require signature)
1x Plastic Grinder(shipped separately may require signature)
Please comment below on stating which gift you would like,there is one gift per person.
1x Lighter
2x Dab Tool Kits.
7x Wooden Rolling Tray.
7x Phone Pop Socket (phone holder attachment)
1x Tray & Magnetic Lid
1x Wooden Rolling Tray(shipped separately may require signature)
1x Screw Top Tin(shipped separately may require signature)
1x Plastic Grinder(shipped separately may require signature)
Yes Anon1385 no problem its yours, it will be shipped separately from your order as we must get a bigger shipping box but we'll keep you updated through pm :)
I can vouch for these guys - very professional outfit.Just thought I'd give them some support for the algorithm.ill be coming back round soon.
If this is the metallic tray that would be awesome. Will make an order in the coming days
Thanks guys
Thanks guys
Its all yours, its possibly of favourite item of the lot as it would help with our butter fingers lol, we think it may just be small enough to be dispatched along with any order but we'll update you by pm :)
If there is a spare one of these phone sockets it would be a treat. Handy little things. Thank you Canada Imports, keep rising to new levels of top service and top smoke.
One of those is all yours, thank you Amsterdamned we plan to only continue this trend, it will be dispatched with your order :)
No problem just to clarify the 1x Wooden Rolling Tray is spoken for but the 7x Black Wooden Rolling Trays to hold your joint when rolling they're pictured above with the blue phone holder we realise our wording in the original post is very confusing we can only apologise its a classic example of stoner problems, but we still have 6x of the Black Wooden Rolling Trays/Holders or we do still have a couple other items available also :)
I was slightly confused to be fair, thanks for clarifying. I’ll stick with the black wooden tray please mate. Much appreciated
No problem it will be dispatched with your next order, sorry again its a classic example of why we shouldn't get high on our own supply but its very hard to resist,
We do plan on getting more of the bigger rolling trays in future this was just a little test to see the quality of the items and we're very happy so far and we hope all you guys are too :)
We do plan on getting more of the bigger rolling trays in future this was just a little test to see the quality of the items and we're very happy so far and we hope all you guys are too :)
Wow! Just got an order yesterday too 😩. Will go for the lighter with my next order if the offer isn’t finished 👍👍👍
Its all yours never fear Rmbmx you can take your time it will be waiting to be sent out with your next order :)
What can I say… absolute legend! Wouldn’t go any where else for my concentrate. 10/10 every time.
Wow! You guys are the best! If it’s not too late would it be possible for me to get one of the wooden rolling trays? 🙌 Will be placing an order sometime in the next day - thank you guys!!
Would love a dab tool kit! Will be placing another order with you on Friday. Just received my 1st time order from you guys a couple days ago!couldn't be happier
No this was a few weeks back unfortunately, we do have some smaller tin pots and we'll try to remember to add one to your order :)
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+1 votes
19/9/22- Has Super Hans gone again?
Store wasn’t shut this morning as I placed an order. Can see it is now though
19/9/22- Has Super Hans gone again?
Store shut and not on line for 3 days?
Out of respect for the Queen or have I missed something?
Out of respect for the Queen or have I missed something?
Why ghost a customer you owed reship too and said you would give tracking number but still waiting??
I had an exchange with him last week and he said that he would be listing some new stuff in the upcoming weeks so didnt seem as though he was going to be dissapearing off any time soon? Hope its just a bank holiday thing as its coming up to order time for me…
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+1 votes
No reply but been online
Have no fear fella, I was in exactly the same boat as yourself, (same date and $) mine has just arrived. Sure yours will be with you soon and all will…
No reply but been online
I purchased over 140$ worth on the 21st and haven’t had no reply with tracking number but you have been online since then
The 21st is Thursday, I’m not fused about it taking time to arrive, I’m just curious if there’s a problem on Royal Mail end, if I had the tracking number I’ll be able to see as it was for meant for ndd
Have no fear fella, I was in exactly the same boat as yourself, (same date and $) mine has just arrived. Sure yours will be with you soon and all will be good
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