I had an unintentional week and a half tolerance break due to postal delays. Even then I was still just re-vaping my already vaped bud but at a higher temperature. I now need to vape a quarter of the amount of bud for the same effect due to how much my tolerance reduced over that time. I’ve watched YouTube videos claiming that if you abstain for 2 days, then for the remaining 3 each time you have a smoke/vape you smoke/vape only enough to just start feeling it slightly you’ll end up coaxing all the cannabinoid receptors out of the walls of your cells thus reducing your tolerance. I think tolerance builds up as your body will actively drawn in cannabinoid receptors from the surface of your cells as you flood your system with thc, cbd and others.

I feel you dude. The unanticipated breaks are brutal - scraping grinders, licking baggies 🤣

Yeah, my grinders not been this clean since I bought it!

🤣

The only thing that can resolve tolerance is abstinence and will power. I'm trying to take a couple of days of a week from toking and stopping the all day toking that can happen on the weekend. Staying stoned all day can really hurt your tolerance. I still smoke a lot on the weekend but I have two sessions a day with a break between the sessions to sober up. I also weigh out my daily weed and use a dynavap with a half bowl setting to minimise my usage.
I really like weed when I have a low tolerance. But it's not as much fun tolerance is high. It's a battle that's for sure.

Good to hear your strategy luddite :)

Very similar here - the battle continues!

The most efficient strategy I've found to decrease tolerance is a combination of diet and exercise.

At last!…this explains my ULTRA low tolerance…I’m ripped!😂

Lol, it also indicates why I'm currently a dope smoking machine too ;)

Just to clarify - good diet and lots of exercise = low tolerance? Or you saying I should eat loads of crap and exercise less to get high?

😂You guys do you, but you don't have to sweat like a pig, just move a bit more. I definitely have a higher tolerance when I've slobbed out during the day (or previous day).

It's good motivation to get up and get shit done. Bit of shopping, walk back with the heavy bags, do some hoovering, tidying, etc.

I jest my friend. Life is all about balance. Gotta work to get paid to buy weed to chill. But without the work and only the chill it loses something. Same with exercise, I swim before work Mondays and Fridays. Its awful. But man it feels good after and the next chill feels earned.

Boom! 🤩

Try doing it when u have store around u 🤣

🤣🥳

I rotate strains and products on a daily basis- but only because I like variety!
The greater the THC content the quicker the tolerance rises. Concentrates & Carts are my undoing…but hard to resist 🫣
Anyway, who cares about resisting-it’s Christmas!🎅🥳

Haha, wonderful sign off! Indeed! It's Christmas, let it snow.

Mind you own business 👍
Lots of NOVEMBER knobs 👍

Charming 👍

Santa Claus Goes Straight To The Ghetto

james brown has a version ;)

awesome, thanks biggz

pump the old school w my girl sweet tee

Have an Eazy Christmas Biggas

#1 goes to the Reverend

ok this is really not in the spirit of xmas, such a sad and dark track :( but what storytelling!

Doggy Dogg Christmas

Old Skool

Cheers

Asda 3 for a quid

Did you know that people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones..... but people in Abu Dhabi do

LOL

What do you call a couple that go fishing?

Rod & Annette 😁

Annette lol

How does a stoner recite Shakespeare? “Doobie or not doobie

very good

If weed puns are a sin, I’ll see you inhale.

I was considering a geography pun, but on second thought there's Norway I'd go Oslo as that.

best so far

lol come on man..........

chuckle chuckle

That's every weed smoker who ever lived i think

Works on so many levels, thank you.

Farmer walks into the bedroom where his wife is in bed and he has got a sheep under his arm.

He says: “This is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache”

She says: “That’s a sheep”

He says: “I was talking to the sheep”


🐑🐖🐑🐖🐑🐖🐑🐖😁😉

This is out front by a mile polypuff20

Funny

Why don't popular girls hang out in groups of 2 4 or 6?

Because they can't even

Head in hand for this 1 lol

2 Cannibals eating a Clown 🤡 one Cannibal says to the other does that taste funny 😂🤣

today is going to be comical i recon

Cop asks the guy, “How high are you?” The guy responded with, “No, officer. It’s ‘Hi, how are you.

The other day a woman described me as a looker.... well 'voyeur' was the actual word she used... 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

Abit on the dark side but it’s a comp so..

Why did hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill

9.5/10

Strong contender

Lol

Selling my hoover on eBay. Well it’s just collecting dust 🙈

good start lol

I could go on all day lol but thought I’d give some others a chance

Woman goes into a bar, orders a double entendre
So the barman gives her one.

My favourite word is 'many', it means a lot to me.

An Imam, a Vicar, and a rabbit go to give blood
doctor looks at the rabbit, and asks 'what blood type are you?'

Rabbit say 'I'm type O'

I'm not Tim Vine in disguise, honest.

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea. One was called Justin and the other was called Christian. Life was good, except that the prawns were constantly being chased and threatened by sharks. Finally one day, Justin said to Christian, "I'm tired of being a prawn. I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have to worry about being eaten."
Just then a mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted," and lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian swam off, afraid of being eaten up by his old friend.

Time went by and Justin found himself bored and lonely as a shark. All his old pals were afraid of him and swam away whenever he came near. Then one day he was out swimming and saw the mysterious cod.

"I want to be a prawn again," said Justin. "Please change me back!" And lo and behold, the cod changed him back to a prawn. With tears of joy in his little eyes, Justin swam to Christian's house and knocked on the door. "It's me, Justin, your old friend! Come out and see me!" he shouted.

"No," said Christian. "I'll not be tricked. You're a shark and you will eat me!"

Justin cried back, "No, I'm not! That was the old me. I've changed. I've found Cod, I'm a prawn again, Christian!"

I was going to work out in the gym today but I read that joke instead.

1st religious joke lol

Cannabis growers do it with Hoes

Love dem hoes

Ho ho ho

You can do it, put your back into it

Tick tick boom

Big Willie style

My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home and got ripped 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😬😬

Good contender there Daz

Nice1

Two parrots sat on a perch, one says to the other I smell something fishy

Had to read this 1 few times

Very funny indeed

So I took a poll recently... and 100% of people were quite annoyed that their tent had fallen down 🤣🤣🤣✌️🍁

Brilliantly silly.

Nice

"You know, you can go to jail for weed.”
"Wait, jail sells weed?!”

very good

A stoner, a jedi, a doctor walk into a bar.........

Blunt force trauma 🤣

Jimmy Saville, Stuart Hall and Fred Talbot walk into an irish bar.

barman says "oh no, not yew tree again!"

funny

Two elderly ladies sitting on a park bench. Guy comes over and flashes his dick. One of the ladies had a stroke, the other couldn't quite reach.

Very good

Hi all 👍 Check this joke out 🤣🧐......
A teacher attempts to teach 3rd graders about the human body, so she shows a drawing of the male reproductive organ and asks the class what it is.
One of her students, Bobbie, answers: “I know. My father has two.”
Teacher: “Really? How does he have two?”
Bobbie: “The skinny one comes out when he is in the toilet. The fat one comes out to brush my nanny’s teeth.”🤣🤣🤣

Funny funny Jayboy

I was visiting the US and wanted to get some solid one afternoon. I called the nearest marijuana dispensary and got this recorded message… “If you want to buy marijuana press the hash key now.”

Nice and weed related 10/10

What did one butt cheek say to the other?
Together, we can stop this shit!

Lol lol

Why are pirates called pirates?
Cos they arrrgggh.
Where do pirates shop at Xmas?
Arrrgggos

A binman turns up at some blokes door.
"Where's your bin mate?"

The man says "I just bin to the toilet"

Binman says "No mate, where's your dustbin?"

The man replies "I told you, I dustbin to the toilet"

Binman says "cmon mate where's your wheelie bin??"

Man says "OK,OK, I wheelie bin having a wank" 🍆

Dieing

Holy fuck. I'm sat smoking and dieing now. Holy Jesus balls!! Cough cough pass to myself cough cough

What do you call a potato that smokes weed?
A baked potato

Doctor doctor I’ve got a strawberry up my bum.
Ah I’ve got some cream for that

Why did the octopus blush? Because he saw the bottom of the ocean!

🦄

water you doing? you gotta be squidding me man 🧝‍♂️

KELP!!! i cant think of a reply 👄

Shorely we should have pun that

we're loving like that

Why did the tiger get lost?

Because jungle is MASSIVE

10/10

Feeling a bit on edge smoking in my garden today - my neighbour's turned his house into a Rehab Centre.

At least I think he has. There's a new sign on his front garden that says "Keep off the grass"

What happened to the crab that went to the disco?

It pulled a mussel

Why did the baker have smelly hands?

Because he kneaded a poo!

I can't tell it as well as Sir Clement, so here's a link.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

fsh 🐟 👀

2 fish in a tank. One turns to the other..

"how the fuck do you drive this thing?"

Giving it an hour then choosing a winner guy's.

It's close between 3 of you cheeky chappies.

Then the winner chooses their favourite joke ok.

I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because the weights are too heavy.

I just handed in my too weak notice.

Clean....
Straight to the jugular

I filled the escort up with diesel. She died.

Lol

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away

That's a Christmas joke lol

Very funny still

haha, my bad

A clown showed up late for work on his first day and got sacked from the circus.
He's suing them for funfair dismissal.

Very good lol

What do you call a German that lives in a tin ?

Heinz !🤣

German jokes are the best

My dog has no legs. I call him cigarette. Every night I take him out for a drag….

Drag lol

When I have a hot date, I like to get them to help me to choose some wine for dinner beforehand. It's a great way to get them into my basement and I only have to cook for myself then.

Basement jokes are good

I went to the zoo yesterday and I saw a baguette in a cage!?!?





Apparently it was bread in captivity 🥁

Lol very good

What's worse than girls running with scissors? Girls scissoring with the runs!

Filthy filthy

What a mess

Why was the penguins shop busy?......

Because the fish fillet
🐟

had to read it twice but very good