My annual christmas order went in a bit early this year, due to impending mail strikes.

Over the last few months TGD have become a but of a go to for me, especially since the seeming retirement of my previous ‘main’ vendor. Ive praised their range expansion over recent months, and theu continue to listen to customers, adding in a few strains available for bulk purchase. Whilst the choices are only essentially 3.5 or an oz, (i would have probably gone for a half oz if available, but glad i got an oz in the end), its still adds another arrow to their quiver. In medievil analogies, natch.

The oz i went for, was the wonderfully named Disco Biscuits. Coining the name from a popular name for club drugs in the 90s, the value (around £160 for an oz) seemed excellent. As well as this, i plumped for 4 eighths, the Budget fruit punch (a second buy of this), Gelato 33, Blue cookies, and pink runtz.

After resigning myself to having to access biggy through society, due to outage issues that i’m sure you’ve all experienced, i thought id give the normal site a final try on wednesday morning. As luck would have it, it was back up, and so the order was placed. Despite the now standard royal mail carnage, the parcel, suffocated in gaffer tape, arrived 22 hours later. Phenomenal.

Inside were two packs. Pack.1 had 3 of the 8ths inside the usual smell proof cylinders, under a further 2 layers of stealth. All 3 weighed spot on. In the second pack was the gelato 33, in the packing advertised, and the oz of disco biscuits. The oz was a g over, thre gelato bang on.

What i really liked about the disco biscuits, was that TGD had got it to me without vaccuum packing or compressing it to hell, yet without compromising on the stealth. The weed itself is quite old school in apperance, big, light, fluffy airy buds. A joy to behold.

Taste wise, the cookies lineage is really obvious, and is the main flavour. I found the smoke very smooth indeed, and the effect, was fantastic.

For the price, i was expected something quite light, in impact, and as such, joint 1 was heavily built. That was a mistake. Halfway down, i realised that it was pretty potent, so had to slow right down. Once it settled, it was a lovely, soft, melty high - i found it more balanced than the 70/30 split suggested, but from an anxiety/sleep point of view, this seems an excellent aid.

The other two i have tried so far - the gelato 33 is a nice version of gelato, mid strength, nice flavour and effects, but the buds are very small and tight, mentioned above that they lack a bit of bag appeal, but still a nice buy. The fruit punch does what it says an the tin - a great budget option, although pales in comparison to the disco biscuits, IMO

Going back to those, ive been on biggy for 2.5 years and have tried best part of 100 strains. I can honestly say, the disco biscuits is right at the top end for the best purchase ive made on here. Standalone its probably in my 5 favourite strains, and when you factor in the price (the other favourites all cost upwards of $50 a 3.5), it really is an absolute winner.

The gentlemen dealers have, once more, smashed it out of the park with this one. Long may it continue

Hope all biggas are well and in the best of health 🙏.
So we have reviewed all prices as promised and reduced prices for everything.
Take a look at the menu loads of new strains.
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Great to see littlebiggy.org back up and running again 😉🙂..hope it stays active .. society was ok but so slow .

‘Fucking winner, hans is back on little biggy’ i said to my missus a couple of weeks ago.

My wife, a non smoker who occassionally likes a coherent husband, expressed her excitement at this news by rolling her eyes and tutting at me.

Since then, ive spent a bit of time counting down the days to payday, by browsing hans’ menu. There were a good 4 or 5 strains in contention, and then the ‘Guavalato’ popped up. I’d heard rumours about this strain from a friend who smokes so much weed that his internal organs are probably caked in crystals by now, and those rumours were good. So, with a heavy heart, i discarded my previous choices, and plumped for the Guavalato, and (more about that later), the Grapeolotti.

Next day delivery is, as ever next day, and, as usual, came, unuspiciously, with 5 layers of stealth.

Opening the 4th layer with excitement was a bad idea as within about 10 seconds the entire house smelt of sweet, cloying greenery. Cue the moaning from the wife.

Both strains weighed in at a healthy 0.2g overweight. The Guavalato was in usual form, very tight, well cured, in nugs between 0.3 and 0.8g. Smell is amazing. Very fruity although i wouldnt have identified it as guava neccessarily. Ground up VERY easily, and once inside the j, the smell was still pretty pungent. No rolling up one of these and popping it in a fag packet discreetly for a night out, thats for sure.

The last gelato based strain i bought off hans, was the gelato 45 which remains my all time favourite purchase. At almost half the price of that, this isn’t as smooth, but does carry that distinctive gelato flavour, just with a tropical kick to it. Very pleasant indeed.

Effects wise, its a belter. Hans has described this well - the Sativa effect was pretty much instant, very buzzy for a hybrid, and i could feel that ‘high’ all the way through my body. It peaked after about an 20 minutes from the first toke, at the back end of the joint, and at that point, i was wondering if there was any indica effects to it at all. I felt dissapointed by this - i’m someone who loves my indica and is a bit meh about sativa, but another 20 minutes on, the bodyload started. I moved from chair to sofa, sitting to sprawling to lying, as the indica wave (wave is a really good description as it hit me in stages) washed over me. I loaded up civ 6 ok the ps5 and managed one turn, before i felt like harry potter had jammed his wand up my bum and cast a sleep spell.

Potent. A banger. There was a moment as the sativa moved into indica where it really peaked and i was properly fucked, but it subsided reasonably quickly as the bodystone came on. Would go for a repeat purchase but not sure it’ll be around long, and rightly so. Hans is back, and in top form, no question.

So then.

Superhans appeared on here about 9 months ago. In that time he has delievered, i would guess, about 40 odd strains. With a rotation that would put a lithe eastern european olympic gymnast to shame, he has delivered a consistently diverse, extensive menu.

We saw some crackers appear just before, and just after christmas, - the tom ford, gelonade, and the totally tropical taste of fritz. I keep a record, and score of all the strains i try off here (because i’m a fucking nerd), and Hans had already taken over most of the top 10. Not gonna lie, its skewed heavily in his favour at this point, mostly because i dont often buy from other vendors anymore. Ive now tried 31 strains off here and 19 have been from
Hans (19 of the last 22, in fact). But i digress.

This time around, we went for a cheeky little quadrangle of filthy flavours, - Sunset Sherbert, Pink Panties, Pina Acai, and the cherry chocolate gelato. Quite a selection.

Admin wise, hadnt checked biggy for a couple of weeks - saw hans listings, dropped him a message at midnight monday asking him to whack up a custom. By the time i woke up, the custom was up, so purchased at 11.00 tuesday morning. The parcel landed 22 hours later. With hans, this had been standard for me. Only one parcel arrived later than a day, and that was only a couple of days.
Another thing that is standard with Hans is the stealth. To be fair, ive never really had a problem with stealth from any vendors off here, but hans wades in with 5 layers. My wife, an ebay obsessed oddball who sends out loads of stuff weekly, often comments about how well packaged it is (before moaning about me buying more weed). High praise indeed! Crucially, Hans also marks the baggys on multiple orders so know need to play ‘guess the strain’ - somethig. Ive had to do numerous times elsewhere. - little attentions to detail that again, have become standard with this fucker.

Finally, the weight. Never been under with hans. You’re almost dissapponted if the scale lands dead on. This time was similar each bag showing between 5-10% more weightwise, than the respective orders. Maybe hans scales are broke, maybe he believes in customer service, maybe he’s too high to give a fuck - i dont really care! Again, its just standard with him.

First one i went for was the cherry chocolate. Its a really interesting smoke. Broke up nicely - probably wouldnt need a grinder, so a good ‘out and about’ one if you need to roll on the go. Its very smooth, not overpoweringly pungent. Couldnt really taste the cherry, but the chocolate flavour came through surprisingly strongly. Didnt whack me straight in the chops, kind of crept up. I wouldnt say its the strongest thing on the menu, but it definately gets you there. Theres a bit of a bodyload, but not one that slaughters you. Stoneover was more than i expected the next morning mind you. A good solid weed, the interesting flavour boosts it a bit. On its own, probably a 9, and well worth a go, especially if you dont want something thats going to fuck you into next week.

I went for the suunset sherbert next. I didnt find anything particularly distinct about the flavour, but its really nicely cured, dense nuggs, little bit of moistness in there, and again, very smooth on the smoke. Not an instant hit either, but came to the party quicker than the cherry choc. Made my eye twitch for about 10 minutes and then i passed out with dragon quest x1 on the playstation and woke up 8 hours later. We’ll give this a 9, too.

Pina acai came out of the bag next. Im not getting the pineapple here i mumbled to myself, having expecting something similar to the overpowering ‘lilt’ stench of the frittlez. Slightly airier buds on these, not as compact as a lot of hans stuff, ground up lovely. ooh its a nice smoke. Comes on pretty strong, pretty fast, and its in the flavour that the pineapple comes through. Its definately not overpowering, but you can taste it. At one point my wife looked at me and asked me why i was grinning like an idiot. I didnt know. Proper got the gigglepigs for about 30 minutes. Nice sativa high, not a racy one, but pretty ‘active’, the sort thats not going to stop you having your bedtime wank. 10/10.

Pink panties. General rule of thumb with Hans - if it has the word ‘pink’ in the name, its gonna be a banger. This continues that theme. Usual score, dark, dense, stinky nugs, covered in trichs, fluffs up great in a grinder. Of the 4, this one packs the quickest, and probably most powerful punch. Got halfway through joint 1 and had to put it down. Munchies came on strong - ‘large mixed shish kebab please mr kebab man’ - demolished that.
Really bloody smooth as well. Not many do, but this one sent me spinning a bit. Couldnt settle on a game so went for a bit of old school tv - pulled out my dvd of top buzzer and gurned my way through that like ian dowie chewing on a bowl of nettles, whilst getting felt up by dot cotton. Not a pleasant image, but i didnt care at that point. What was i saying again? Exactly. 10/10.

I usually do an update to my rankings and see where the new strains sit. Its all a bit hans friendly at the top now with only elphinstone (tgt) from another vendor making the top 5.

Cherry chocolate 12 (of 31)
Sunset Sherbert 8
Pina Acai 7

Top 5
5) la cake (possibly the strongest ive had off here)
4) pink cookies (a belter, the first major show of intent from hans, he’s gone up a level since)
3) elphinstone (tgt) (fairplay that its sticking in there amongst the hans-ness. Utterly unique)
2)pink panties (unreal)
1) frittlez (just everything you want, plus one of the strongest ‘fruit’ smells and tastes ive ever had in a weed)

Apologies for the novel.