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Nickyblaze247 AND Leamo
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420 + 2K REVIEWS THANK YOU GIVEAWAY! $420 store credit between 2 winners ($210 each)
Congrats! Fingers crossed I’m gonna win this
420 + 2K REVIEWS THANK YOU GIVEAWAY! $420 store credit between 2 winners ($210 each)
Just wanted to say a massive thank you to everyone! We recently hit 2k reviews, rating went up from 9.7 to 9.8/10 overall AND its also 4/20 tomorrow so it must be time for another giveaway!
This time we are going to be giving away a total of $420 store credit to 2 lucky winners, so thats $210 each.
We do have some basic entry requirements/rules this time:
- 1 entry per person
- your account MUST have minimum 5 buys
HOW TO ENTER:
Same as our previous giveaways, all you need to do is leave a comment on THIS POST to enter. You must do this by MIDNIGHT 26TH APRIL (7 days from now).
To pick the winners we will put all usernames into a random name picker (https://www.gigacalculator.com/randomizers/random-name-picker.php) and this will be streamed on YouTube on the 27th April (exact time and the link will be posted closer to the date).
dr.d :)
This time we are going to be giving away a total of $420 store credit to 2 lucky winners, so thats $210 each.
We do have some basic entry requirements/rules this time:
- 1 entry per person
- your account MUST have minimum 5 buys
HOW TO ENTER:
Same as our previous giveaways, all you need to do is leave a comment on THIS POST to enter. You must do this by MIDNIGHT 26TH APRIL (7 days from now).
To pick the winners we will put all usernames into a random name picker (https://www.gigacalculator.com/randomizers/random-name-picker.php) and this will be streamed on YouTube on the 27th April (exact time and the link will be posted closer to the date).
dr.d :)
Here is the stream link: https://youtube.com/live/ig9Z-rVkjIU?feature=share
Going live at 9pm-ish(28th April), sorry for the delay
Going live at 9pm-ish(28th April), sorry for the delay
Not ordered from you before but will do in the near future! Congratulations on the milestone, great achievement!
Well done on the ratings and reviews, proves your doing things right! Doing a comp/raffle is above and beyond! Nice work.
Dude- thank you so much for you're fantastic service and brilliant comp, always appreciated! 😃👍
Congrats to dr distillate. Impressive score for 2k sales. All be having a little look at your page 🏴
worth a punt. your high rating is well deserved with the top shelf product and excellent service every time. keep it up 👍
Well done, rating should be right up there Dr, always great service👌
Great comp to celebrate too!
Great comp to celebrate too!
Well done & thanks for running the competition. The reviews are an important part of the experience here. Glad to see you've maintained such a great rating. I've ordered a couple of things from you and your high rating is reflective of your service. Good luck to everyone.
A big well done on the rating upgrade Dr D. Onwards and upwards. Happy 420 everyone, you lovely stoners! 4/20 @ 15.25
Just to clarify as had a few people ask, by minimum 5 buys we mean your account just has to have 5 buys on the site, they dont have to be purchases with us. Its just to stop people making multiple accounts to enter :)
A healthy turnover & plenty happy stoners reflected by the score.
Congrats 👏
19.04.2024 @ 21.40
Congrats 👏
19.04.2024 @ 21.40
Congrats for reaching milestone Dr.D 👍🏼 & thanks for great comp 🤞🏼 20/04/2024 @ 00:06
Great work doc, always a pleasure to buy from, you deserve it 👍
Thanks for the competition
19/4/24@ 21:00
Thanks for the competition
19/4/24@ 21:00
Started ordering from this guy end of last year and I have never been disappointed. Great products. Keep it up legend 👏
Hi Doc
Congratulations, that is an achievement specially bearing in mind how a single negative review can hit a vendor rting.
Thanks for the giveaway too, who knows I might be the lucky winner but if not good luck everyone!
Congratulations, that is an achievement specially bearing in mind how a single negative review can hit a vendor rting.
Thanks for the giveaway too, who knows I might be the lucky winner but if not good luck everyone!
Congrats on the 2k! and what an awesome giveaway! Definitely one of the best vendors on here!
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+2 votes
☺ GIVEAWAY TIME ! ☺
Disco biscuits
☺ GIVEAWAY TIME ! ☺
We haven’t seen a competition in a while, and to bring some light in these hard times, we’re giving a chance for biggaz to win a preroll spliff that will knock your socks off ! 4 super high grade strains! 2x Hash and 2x Cali Buds grinded into one super spliff 😍
All you have to do is guess the last strain 😉
Everyone has one guess only !
Clue - it’s Top shelf Cali and it’s not available on our LB Listings
Good Luck everyone ! 🥰
All you have to do is guess the last strain 😉
Everyone has one guess only !
Clue - it’s Top shelf Cali and it’s not available on our LB Listings
Good Luck everyone ! 🥰
Chemdawg ?? Thanks, is this still current ? Had the chem dawg before it ran out , really good stuff I loved it, im eeking it out making it last long cos so good
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+2 votes
📢 GiveAway Alert 📢
57 please
📢 GiveAway Alert 📢
These will be the last numbers made available for this Giveaway..
Please choose a number between 31-59 to enter. Comment on this post with your number.
If all numbers are filled by Wednesday then we will use Wednesdays Lotto results to decide the winner and will run another one for Saturdays draw 👍
Please choose a number between 31-59 to enter. Comment on this post with your number.
If all numbers are filled by Wednesday then we will use Wednesdays Lotto results to decide the winner and will run another one for Saturdays draw 👍
I'll take 55 please. It looks like it's free. Thanks for running the comp. Good luck everyone.
I'll take number 08 if no one has it. I'm new to this site, hopefully I've done this right. If not someone can please school me. Good luck to everyone.
Ah 31 - 59. I'll take 38, 48 or 58 if free. Should have read it properly to start. I just wanted to join in.
Thanks - I've been through the list and know what's free now. I'll comment again on main thread with a viable number this time. I get there in the end!
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+2 votes
January give away.
It’s better to try a little than not at all
January give away.
January is nearly done, we're almost there, but to help us cross that finish line I'm giving away the following items from my stock:
1x Cheeba Chews
1x Concentrate caps
1x Candied almonds
1x Strawberry milkshake
1x Chocolate milkshake
All you have to do is comment with your life motto. I'll assign a number, then the winner will be drawn on 31st Jan using a number generator.
I'll start ( I won't allocate myself a number tho):
If it doesn't fit, force it.
1x Cheeba Chews
1x Concentrate caps
1x Candied almonds
1x Strawberry milkshake
1x Chocolate milkshake
All you have to do is comment with your life motto. I'll assign a number, then the winner will be drawn on 31st Jan using a number generator.
I'll start ( I won't allocate myself a number tho):
If it doesn't fit, force it.
When you laugh the world laughs with you but when you cry you cry alone🥲 be happy 😃
Congratulations, your number came up. I'll send a private message, just reply to that with your address and I'll get your prize sent over.
It is the spark of impulse, insight and inspiration that is essential to creativity.
9
9
Quod est superius est sicut quode inferius, et quod inferius est sicut quod est superius.
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11
I like to think I treat others like royalty.... They treat me like Prince Andrew ;)
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33
From one of the greatest social commenters of all time and words to live by
I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.
I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.
Ok so i've not had any new entries for about 4 days now. What is the general consensus, shall I get the draw underway??
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning how to dance in the rain.
Obviously I had to remind myself, what a great tune..... The video had Nuns on the Run it, what a nice bonus.
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34
When you smile the whole world smiles with you but when you shit yourself your on your own
Nothing worth having in life, comes without sacrifice, or nobody rides for free motherfucker, for short.
I don't understand.
Marys little Kola?
Management Lama kitchen?
My little cock (spelled wrong)?
😂
Marys little Kola?
Management Lama kitchen?
My little cock (spelled wrong)?
😂
I mean, he didn't say 'No one rides for free, Motherfucker' I was reaching a little bit :)
Life’s a bitch and then we die so fuck the world and let’s get high ✌️
But in seriousness it’s each days a gift not a given right
But in seriousness it’s each days a gift not a given right
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+2 votes
10.5g Flash Giveaway ⚡
Garry for the win!
10.5g Flash Giveaway ⚡
Hey, biggas!
We've got some new weed in and we're feeling nice so we are going to give away a little selection of ALL the bud we have to offer!
3.5g Blue Gelato #41
3.5 g Platinum Cookies
3.5g Tommy Shelby
To enter, upvote this post and reply to be given a number! Number will be chosen via random number generator.
Giveaway finishes on Thurs 17th Nov at 7:00pm GMT
Good luck everyone!
SOTL
We've got some new weed in and we're feeling nice so we are going to give away a little selection of ALL the bud we have to offer!
To enter, upvote this post and reply to be given a number! Number will be chosen via random number generator.
Giveaway finishes on Thurs 17th Nov at 7:00pm GMT
Good luck everyone!
SOTL
The winners have been drawn!
75 - DMan1
58 - dynavapman
Please message us to claim your prize! Thank you all for entering the giveaway, we will be doing another soon!
SOTL
75 - DMan1
58 - dynavapman
Please message us to claim your prize! Thank you all for entering the giveaway, we will be doing another soon!
SOTL
Hey, DMan1!
You were number 75!
You are one of our lucky winners! Please message us to claim your 10.5g prize!
SOTL
You were number 75!
You are one of our lucky winners! Please message us to claim your 10.5g prize!
SOTL
Hey DMan1,
If you're unable to respond in 24h we will have to reroll the giveaway, please let us know via message and we'll hold back from rerolling but if not we may have to do so!
Please try get back to us by 9:00pm Sunday 20th November or we will have to reroll the giveaway :(
SOTL
If you're unable to respond in 24h we will have to reroll the giveaway, please let us know via message and we'll hold back from rerolling but if not we may have to do so!
Please try get back to us by 9:00pm Sunday 20th November or we will have to reroll the giveaway :(
SOTL
ATTENTION BIGGAS!
Cleanup Borg has messaged us with the following message:
"hi love were trying to elevate the level of competitions here so your offer was taken off the wall temporarily.
the problem we see with the random number generator you reference is it can be run multiple times with you selecting the preferred results.
please update your contest so it can not be manipulated and we can leave you to it. thank you"
We will potentially be livestreaming the random number generator on YouTube using "random.org" which displays a timestamp and a date for when the number was picked to prove this giveaway is authentic.
SOTL
Cleanup Borg has messaged us with the following message:
"hi love were trying to elevate the level of competitions here so your offer was taken off the wall temporarily.
the problem we see with the random number generator you reference is it can be run multiple times with you selecting the preferred results.
please update your contest so it can not be manipulated and we can leave you to it. thank you"
We will potentially be livestreaming the random number generator on YouTube using "random.org" which displays a timestamp and a date for when the number was picked to prove this giveaway is authentic.
SOTL
UPDATE!
The borg has approved of this idea! We will be going live at Thurs 17th Nov at 7:00pm GMT on YouTube Live! We will be randomly picking a number using random.org which displays a timestamp and a date for when the number was picked to verify authenticity of our giveaway. We look forward to seeing who is going to win!
SOTL
The borg has approved of this idea! We will be going live at Thurs 17th Nov at 7:00pm GMT on YouTube Live! We will be randomly picking a number using random.org which displays a timestamp and a date for when the number was picked to verify authenticity of our giveaway. We look forward to seeing who is going to win!
SOTL
ATTENTION BIGGAS!
Over 100 people have entered the giveaway, so we want to make the chances fairer for everyone! We will be drawing 2 numbers instead of 1, so two lucky biggas will receive a 3.5 of each of our bud instead of one! Happy Days!
Best of luck to everyone, we have attached the link to our YouTube Livestream on this reply, we are scheduled to go live at 7:00pm tonight, so be ready and enter before while you still can!
SOTL
Over 100 people have entered the giveaway, so we want to make the chances fairer for everyone! We will be drawing 2 numbers instead of 1, so two lucky biggas will receive a 3.5 of each of our bud instead of one! Happy Days!
Best of luck to everyone, we have attached the link to our YouTube Livestream on this reply, we are scheduled to go live at 7:00pm tonight, so be ready and enter before while you still can!
SOTL
ATTENTION BIGGAS!
We are going live at 7:00pm GMT! Link for the stream has been attached to this message. We are now generating 2 numbers, so 2 biggas have a chance to win!
Over 100 people have entered the giveaway, so we want to make the chances fairer for everyone! We will be drawing 2 numbers instead of 1, so two lucky biggas will receive a 3.5 of each of our bud instead of one! Happy Days!
SOTL
We are going live at 7:00pm GMT! Link for the stream has been attached to this message. We are now generating 2 numbers, so 2 biggas have a chance to win!
Over 100 people have entered the giveaway, so we want to make the chances fairer for everyone! We will be drawing 2 numbers instead of 1, so two lucky biggas will receive a 3.5 of each of our bud instead of one! Happy Days!
SOTL
I hope I don't win - trying some reverse psychology/logic there you see... Nope, can't risk it - I hope I do win. Maybe now I'm tempting fate... I hope somebody wins but let it be me... 😵
Hey, dynavapman!
You were number 58!
You are one of our lucky winners! Please message us to claim your 10.5g prize!
SOTL
You were number 58!
You are one of our lucky winners! Please message us to claim your 10.5g prize!
SOTL
Hahaha, all good! Drop us a message when you're ready and we'll get your 10.5g sent out to you as soon as possible :)
Happy days!
SOTL
Happy days!
SOTL
Yes!! 56!! The sum of the first six triangular numbers (making it a tetrahedral number) 🤪
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+2 votes
14G Modified Grapes Giveaway :)
So who won then????
+ 2 more
14G Modified Grapes Giveaway :)
Right guys, lets start 2023 having some fun.
This competetion is really simple...
Type one word in a foreign language, and you will be allocated a number.
We will then use a random number generator with a time stamp to pick a winner.
Winner will be revealed on 31/01.
This competetion is really simple...
Type one word in a foreign language, and you will be allocated a number.
We will then use a random number generator with a time stamp to pick a winner.
Winner will be revealed on 31/01.
I had some of the grapes delivered this morning and I can tell you now it does not disappoint. Whoever wins is in for a treat. Good luck everyone.
Right guys sorry for the delay, we are no closing the competition with 214 entreis 02/02/2023.
We will be picking the winner 04/02 as we will be doing it via livestream to be provable fair.
We will be posting the link to the livestream on here
We will be picking the winner 04/02 as we will be doing it via livestream to be provable fair.
We will be posting the link to the livestream on here
We are still working on it, had a 24hr delay with resgistration we will be testing today and the draw will be done tomorrow 06/02/2023.
Sorry for the delay guys but we want to do it right this time so we can do it again :)
Sorry for the delay guys but we want to do it right this time so we can do it again :)
hope you're keeping security in mind, don't want to see a streaming site lead the feds to your door!
Security is always first mate. That's why it has taken us a while to get this sorted.
We will be drawing 5 numbers now to make up for the delay.
The 1st number will wi 14G
The other 4 numbers will win 3.5G each.
Live stream will be done 07/02 at 21;00 GMT.
Link for livestream below
https://streamyard.com/65jmb9aqew
We will be drawing 5 numbers now to make up for the delay.
The 1st number will wi 14G
The other 4 numbers will win 3.5G each.
Live stream will be done 07/02 at 21;00 GMT.
Link for livestream below
https://streamyard.com/65jmb9aqew
I didn't no. Missed it. Couldn't get out of work. Searching for winning numbers now lol
Live draw has been done guys, we have our winning numbers;
42 - 14G
105 - 3.5G
70- 3.5G
28 - 3.5G
66 - 3.5G
Thanks to all for participating, was a lot of fun and really good that we managed to live stream it so it was provably fair ;)
Keep your eyes peeled for our next comp.
Lots Of Love
TGT X
42 - 14G
105 - 3.5G
70- 3.5G
28 - 3.5G
66 - 3.5G
Thanks to all for participating, was a lot of fun and really good that we managed to live stream it so it was provably fair ;)
Keep your eyes peeled for our next comp.
Lots Of Love
TGT X
Is there any chance you can take some pictures of your weed that actually shows the quality. Instead of the fuzzy green blobs on the screen;)
So every word gets a number, we are on 102 atm.
Once we get to 31/10, we will stop giving out numbers and put the total into a random number generator which will give us a random number and a winner.
We will then post a print with the date and timestamp of the number that has been chosen.
We done this on our last comp, all went smoothly :) Hope we are doing it right.
Once we get to 31/10, we will stop giving out numbers and put the total into a random number generator which will give us a random number and a winner.
We will then post a print with the date and timestamp of the number that has been chosen.
We done this on our last comp, all went smoothly :) Hope we are doing it right.
dattebayo I don't know why buy they closet my old profile... I think u give me n186 sorry bored u
this is good, thank you for the effort love. but to be provably fair please stream the drawing.
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+2 votes
Eddys Hashbar is now live! To celebrate I’m hosting a welcome guess the weight competition get on it people!.
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Eddys Hashbar is now live! To celebrate I’m hosting a welcome guess the weight competition get on it people!.
Hi everyone it’s Eddy here. To celebrate the grand opening of Eddy’s Hashbar I will be running a classic guess the weight competition! Any 3gram from the menu to the winner! Also a special any 7gram from the menu to are lucky 100th customer. Guess the weight here winner will be announced Sunday and Good luck everyone. Eddy.
Winner announced Congratulations Awesome Andy !
2 posts
+10 votes
CRIMBO COMPO
What’s the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath. One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.
+ 2 more
CRIMBO COMPO
Morning folks, guy's and gal's
I'm knocking up my Christmas goodie 📦
The dam thing is gunna be packed out with goodness off my menu and i have a couple extra bits on their way. (Top of the pops grinder)
It will be a Merry Crimbo
So today(16/11/22) we start, all I require is you to post here with your best joke.
To enter you need at least 5 buys in your history on LB and ill run the competition till the 12th December.
Let's have a giggle and you may hit the jackpot!!
I'm knocking up my Christmas goodie 📦
The dam thing is gunna be packed out with goodness off my menu and i have a couple extra bits on their way. (Top of the pops grinder)
It will be a Merry Crimbo
So today(16/11/22) we start, all I require is you to post here with your best joke.
To enter you need at least 5 buys in your history on LB and ill run the competition till the 12th December.
Let's have a giggle and you may hit the jackpot!!
What’s the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath. One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.
Garryfl your going to be the winner.
My Mrs is choosing the winner and yours is going to win.
So I'm ending the competition here.
Winner Winner is Garryfl.
Message me your address and I'll get your prize sent out in the morning.
Congratulations
My Mrs is choosing the winner and yours is going to win.
So I'm ending the competition here.
Winner Winner is Garryfl.
Message me your address and I'll get your prize sent out in the morning.
Congratulations
Two old friends are discussing their sex lives. David, 29, has no issues with his wife and gets lucky at least 3 times a week. Jerry, 38, laughs as he recounts that he has sex with his wife almost every day. Almost Monday, almost Tuesday, almost Wednesday…
An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
‘Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?’
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, ‘No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.’
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
‘Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?’
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, ‘No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.’
A schoolboy, an old man and Donald Trump are on a plane that is plummeting towards the ground. The captain and copilot have already bailed.
In the cabin they find only 2 parachutes available. Without hesitation, Trump grabs one and jumps out.
With only 1 parachute remaining, the old man turns to the schoolboy and says, "You take the last one, I'm old, whereas you have your whole life ahead of you yet."
The schoolboy replies "It's OK, we have a parachute each, that other guy jumped out with my schoolbag."
In the cabin they find only 2 parachutes available. Without hesitation, Trump grabs one and jumps out.
With only 1 parachute remaining, the old man turns to the schoolboy and says, "You take the last one, I'm old, whereas you have your whole life ahead of you yet."
The schoolboy replies "It's OK, we have a parachute each, that other guy jumped out with my schoolbag."
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared." The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
Great to see other vendors joining in the Christmas spirit and giving back. Nice 1 Keep it Green 👍
Here’s my joke for fun. Thanks Eddy
What’s a chavs favourite ice cream?
MINT🙃
Here’s my joke for fun. Thanks Eddy
What’s a chavs favourite ice cream?
MINT🙃
……I know this is recycled from some place but it’s a gooden-
How does a stoner recite Shakespeare? “Doobie or not doobie
Sorry it’s as bad the second time around too😂😂😂💪🏼
How does a stoner recite Shakespeare? “Doobie or not doobie
Sorry it’s as bad the second time around too😂😂😂💪🏼
A bear walks into a pub, goes up to the bar and says...........................can I have a pint of lager? Barman replies yes, but why the big pause
Bloke goes into a pet shop and says, can I buy a wasp?
Pet shop owner says, we don't sell wasps!
Bloke says, well you've got two in the window.
🐝🐝🤣😀
Pet shop owner says, we don't sell wasps!
Bloke says, well you've got two in the window.
🐝🐝🤣😀
A recent favourite.....
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit: "what's your blood type?"
"I'm probably a type O", said the rabbit.
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit: "what's your blood type?"
"I'm probably a type O", said the rabbit.
Two girls are working at the the supermarket.
“You know, I can always tell who the single men are”
“How can you do that?”
“Watch. I’ll show you with the next customer.”
A man approaches the register. He places a tomato, a pork chop, a potato, a tin of beans, a small onion and 4 ready meals on the belt.
“I hope you don't mind me asking, but you’re single, aren’t you?”
“Woah! How did you know? It's the ready meals, isn't it?”
“No, it's cos you're an ugly cunt!”
“You know, I can always tell who the single men are”
“How can you do that?”
“Watch. I’ll show you with the next customer.”
A man approaches the register. He places a tomato, a pork chop, a potato, a tin of beans, a small onion and 4 ready meals on the belt.
“I hope you don't mind me asking, but you’re single, aren’t you?”
“Woah! How did you know? It's the ready meals, isn't it?”
“No, it's cos you're an ugly cunt!”
A cop stopped a man smoking cannabis while driving
The officer asked "how high are you?"
The man replied "no officer, its hi how are you"
The officer asked "how high are you?"
The man replied "no officer, its hi how are you"
I just bought some shoes from a dealer, I don't know what they were laced with but I've been tripping all day!
My mum died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.
Recycled joke but cheers for the comp!
Recycled joke but cheers for the comp!
An English man, a French man and an Italian man were talking about sex.
French man says " when i make love to my wife and she orgasms she raises 4 inches off the bed"
Italian man says "when I make love to my wife and she orgasms she raises 6 inches off the bed"
English man says, "when me and my wife have finished having sex I get out of bed and wipe my dick on the curtains and she hits the roof!" 😆
French man says " when i make love to my wife and she orgasms she raises 4 inches off the bed"
Italian man says "when I make love to my wife and she orgasms she raises 6 inches off the bed"
English man says, "when me and my wife have finished having sex I get out of bed and wipe my dick on the curtains and she hits the roof!" 😆
On his 18th bday a dad took his son who had no arms and legs for his 1st beer...
Sitting at the table he sips his beer and suddenly an arm pops out... fucking hell says dad... IKR replied the son... have another says dad...!! So he does and all of a sudden bosh another arm...
So after 4 drinks the son has all limbs and is feeling light headed... I wanna run home and show mum said the son... go for it son says dad... and as soon as the son ran out I to the street he was hit by a car...
Tragically the son died with his dad holding him in his arms saying......
he should have quit while he was a head... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sitting at the table he sips his beer and suddenly an arm pops out... fucking hell says dad... IKR replied the son... have another says dad...!! So he does and all of a sudden bosh another arm...
So after 4 drinks the son has all limbs and is feeling light headed... I wanna run home and show mum said the son... go for it son says dad... and as soon as the son ran out I to the street he was hit by a car...
Tragically the son died with his dad holding him in his arms saying......
he should have quit while he was a head... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
How do you know you are a true stoner?
When your bong gets washed more than your dishes
When your bong gets washed more than your dishes
Best in a Scottish accent -
10 cows standing in a field, which one is closest to Iraq?
….. coo eight
10 cows standing in a field, which one is closest to Iraq?
….. coo eight
Christmas is so stupid…
Whomever invented it should be nailed to a cross. 😂😂🤷♂️🎄🎄
Do love a simple but silly joke 😅 ✌️💚
Whomever invented it should be nailed to a cross. 😂😂🤷♂️🎄🎄
Do love a simple but silly joke 😅 ✌️💚
My best joke atm is KIG got better & healthier produce than law permitted pharmacies that are causing people to have lung infections by selling mould in a tub to them passed as medicine
old boy sitting on a train, girl gets on and sits opposite him. guy leans forward and says 'excuse me, can I smell your cunt?'
Girl, shocked, says 'NO, NO YOU CAN'T YOU FILTHY SHIT'
guy says 'oh sorry, must be your feet then'
Girl, shocked, says 'NO, NO YOU CAN'T YOU FILTHY SHIT'
guy says 'oh sorry, must be your feet then'
What’s the difference between Dirty Harry and anal sex?
One will make your day the other will make hole weak.
One will make your day the other will make hole weak.
I get paid the national minimum wages, 9.50£ for one hour of honest hard work, come on if that's not a joke, I don't know what is 😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😎😎😎
What's the definition of a mixed feeling? Watching your Mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car
A man smelling of alcohol and weed sat next to a priest on a bus.
The man’s clothes were ragged and dirty, there was pink lipstick on his collar, and an almost empty bottle of rum stuck out of his pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.
A few minutes later he turned to the priest and said, "Tell me Father, do you happen to know what causes arthritis?"
The priest replies, "My son, it's caused by sinful behavior, spending time with prostitutes, abusing alcohol and drugs, an unclean body and mind, and disrespect for others."
“Damn,” replied the drunk before returning to his paper.
Thinking about what he said, the priest tapped the man on the shoulder and apologized for being too stern. Trying to be empathetic, he asked the man how long he has had arthritis.
The man answered, "I don't have it. I just read here that the Pope suffers from it."
The man’s clothes were ragged and dirty, there was pink lipstick on his collar, and an almost empty bottle of rum stuck out of his pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.
A few minutes later he turned to the priest and said, "Tell me Father, do you happen to know what causes arthritis?"
The priest replies, "My son, it's caused by sinful behavior, spending time with prostitutes, abusing alcohol and drugs, an unclean body and mind, and disrespect for others."
“Damn,” replied the drunk before returning to his paper.
Thinking about what he said, the priest tapped the man on the shoulder and apologized for being too stern. Trying to be empathetic, he asked the man how long he has had arthritis.
The man answered, "I don't have it. I just read here that the Pope suffers from it."
Three blokes find an old lamp lying by the side of the road, and when they rub it a genie pops out and grants each of them three wishes. "Now tell me," he booms, "what is your first wish?"
The first bloke asks for a billion pounds. The second bloke asks for perfect mental peace and happiness. The third bloke says "I want my left arm to revolve clockwise, all the time, like I was bowling a cricket ball." The other two look at him bewildered, but he just smiles and taps his nose.
The genie says "What is your second wish?" The first bloke asks to be totally irresistible to women. The second bloke asks for perfect physical health until the age of 100. The third bloke says "I want my right arm to revolve anti-clockwise, all the time." The other two stare at him, but again he just smiles smugly.
Finally the genie grants them their third wish. The first guy asks for all his hair to grow back. The second asks for him and his wife to be able to have children at last. The third one says "I want to hop everywhere on one leg, bouncing as high as if I was on a pogo stick." The other two are completely baffled, but again he just taps his nose and smiles.
"OK" says the genie. "Your wishes will come true at midnight tonight" - and he disappears in a puff of smoke. The three men arrange to meet up in a year's time to see how they're all getting on, and then they go their separate ways.
A year later, they meet in the pub. The first man walks in wearing a five thousand pound suit, the keys to a Ferrari in his hand, with long flowing hair and a top model hanging off each arm. "I couldn't be happier," he says. "My life is paradise now."
The second man walks in with a beaming smile, the picture of health, totally relaxed, holding a picture of his baby twins. " I couldn't be happier," he says. "Every day is just wonderful."
Just then, the pub doors fly open and the third man comes bouncing in on one leg, his head banging off the ceiling, with both his arms swinging round and round in opposite directions.
"Guys," he says. "I think I fucked up."
The first bloke asks for a billion pounds. The second bloke asks for perfect mental peace and happiness. The third bloke says "I want my left arm to revolve clockwise, all the time, like I was bowling a cricket ball." The other two look at him bewildered, but he just smiles and taps his nose.
The genie says "What is your second wish?" The first bloke asks to be totally irresistible to women. The second bloke asks for perfect physical health until the age of 100. The third bloke says "I want my right arm to revolve anti-clockwise, all the time." The other two stare at him, but again he just smiles smugly.
Finally the genie grants them their third wish. The first guy asks for all his hair to grow back. The second asks for him and his wife to be able to have children at last. The third one says "I want to hop everywhere on one leg, bouncing as high as if I was on a pogo stick." The other two are completely baffled, but again he just taps his nose and smiles.
"OK" says the genie. "Your wishes will come true at midnight tonight" - and he disappears in a puff of smoke. The three men arrange to meet up in a year's time to see how they're all getting on, and then they go their separate ways.
A year later, they meet in the pub. The first man walks in wearing a five thousand pound suit, the keys to a Ferrari in his hand, with long flowing hair and a top model hanging off each arm. "I couldn't be happier," he says. "My life is paradise now."
The second man walks in with a beaming smile, the picture of health, totally relaxed, holding a picture of his baby twins. " I couldn't be happier," he says. "Every day is just wonderful."
Just then, the pub doors fly open and the third man comes bouncing in on one leg, his head banging off the ceiling, with both his arms swinging round and round in opposite directions.
"Guys," he says. "I think I fucked up."
I heard a rather nice story about a man who drank alot and his wife said "if you ever come home drunk again, I'm going to leave you". He went out to a pub and drank alot and was sick all over his shirt, and said to his friend "If I go home like this my wife will leave me". His friend said "I tell you what, put a twenty-pound note in your inside jacket pocket, go home and show it to her and tell her somebody threw-up over you and he gave you the money for the dry-cleaning bill.".
He goes home and his wife's angry at the state of him and tells him she is leaving but he says "No, no, no, somebody was sick on me and he put a twenty-pound note in my jacket pocket for the dry-cleaning bill". His wife digs into his jacket pocket and pulls out some money, she said "Why have you got two twenty-pound notes in there?", he said "Oh the other is from the man who shat in my pants". 😛😛
He goes home and his wife's angry at the state of him and tells him she is leaving but he says "No, no, no, somebody was sick on me and he put a twenty-pound note in my jacket pocket for the dry-cleaning bill". His wife digs into his jacket pocket and pulls out some money, she said "Why have you got two twenty-pound notes in there?", he said "Oh the other is from the man who shat in my pants". 😛😛
True story as I witnessed it lol
Jumped out the pub to go to the cash machine with a mate and he nipped round the corner to go for a piss.
30 sec later 5.0 walk up. I’m standing smoking a fag.
Next thing the 5.0 talking to my mate. excuse me you know that’s offence.
Quick as fuck
Looks like a wall to me big man.
Night in the cells for him.
Jumped out the pub to go to the cash machine with a mate and he nipped round the corner to go for a piss.
30 sec later 5.0 walk up. I’m standing smoking a fag.
Next thing the 5.0 talking to my mate. excuse me you know that’s offence.
Quick as fuck
Looks like a wall to me big man.
Night in the cells for him.
Johnny's mum is in the bathroom shaving her bush when Johnny runs in without knocking.
Mum tries to cover up
Johnny says "Mummy where's your sponge?....its gone!"
Mum says " oh... I er... lost it. Now go outside and play"
Off Johnny goes...
He returns in 5 mins and says" mum mum, I've found your sponge!!"
Mum asks" oh where did you find it?"
Johnny replies "the lady next door is washing dad's face with it?
Mum tries to cover up
Johnny says "Mummy where's your sponge?....its gone!"
Mum says " oh... I er... lost it. Now go outside and play"
Off Johnny goes...
He returns in 5 mins and says" mum mum, I've found your sponge!!"
Mum asks" oh where did you find it?"
Johnny replies "the lady next door is washing dad's face with it?
What's the height of embarrassment????
Walking into the wall with a hard-on and breaking your nose 🤣🤣🤣
Walking into the wall with a hard-on and breaking your nose 🤣🤣🤣
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BARGAIN PRICES ON OUR HASH!!!
Please let me know what the hash is like when it lands!
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Really tempted by this buds look better trimmed than the critical haze. Why so cheap and what grade is this?
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Best hash available for international shipping?
I’m waiting on a delivery from hootan. The price is bang on I’ll update on quality when it arrives
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Best hash available for international shipping?
Guys, I wonder if we could contribute to a new thread on best hashes available for international shipping. See loads of hashes but little rating and feedback. It has been a tough year for hash in my view and wonder if I am missing a hidden pearl here and there.
More praise for Hootan.
Also Hashishin for old school hash or something a bit different. I'm waiting on some Hash Oil from him atm.
Also Hashishin for old school hash or something a bit different. I'm waiting on some Hash Oil from him atm.
Hootan...fantastico il gold marocchino, TGT .... ottimo critical lemon, ora sto aspettando hashisin e pistacchio
Check out my topic from the other day mate honestly had the same idea get like actual customer rating reviews on hashes resins etc THE HASH0RATOR aha respect guys . I had a touchdown today I'd say I definitely RATE the TGT all deliverys have arrived perfect stealth nice hash honestly just creams appart in your fingers TOP notch strong 9/10 LB IS THIS ALRIGHT WITH YOU IF I CREATE A TOPIC AS A RATING THREAD ONLY FOR RELIABLE AND TRUSTWORTHY VENDORS AS BUISSNESES GOES THE CUSTOMERS ALWAYS RIGHT NOT IN RVERY CASE BUT YOU GET THE JIST ONLY RELIABLE VENDORS STEALTH AND QUICK FEEDBACK THAT WAY NEW PROPLE HAVE A WAY TO KNOW WHO THE RIGHT PEOPLE ARE ON HERE AND THE VENDORS CAN CHECK IT OUT IF THERES ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT THEN THEY CAN TAKE THAT AS FEEDBACK AND EVERYONE'S HAPPY COULD ALSO DO ONE ON BUDZ RESPECT LB AND COMMUNITY ✌️
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