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on THEGREENTEAM 9.6/10

The TGT Anti BTC Fee SALE & 28G Monthly Giveaway

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on Budweiser 9/10

**GIVEAWAY TIME**

Pad Thai Jay and Aldi Seal Bars (Penguins if you're posh)

on Budweiser 9/10

**GIVEAWAY TIME**

To enter the give away just state what your go food is when you got the munchies 😅.

- 5 PEOPLE TO WIN (3.5G OF MAC1 TOP SHELF CALI + 3.5 OF HASH)

I will add a number under your comment and you will be entered. A random number generator will be spun to choose the winners.

Last entries will be on Saturday 23rd Sep @5pm.

Winners will be announced and notified same day @7pm.

GOOD LUCK! 💚

Blazin_Esx

Anything savoury really. Pizza always goes down a treat when I have the munchies.

Budweiser 9/10

#10

GOOD LUCK! 💚

Budweiser 9/10

ALL WINNERS HAVE BEEN CONTACTED!

ENJOY YOUR GIFT 💚

BUDWEISER TEAM 💚

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Blazin_Esx

Congrats!

Rendo77

Thank you mate

Budweiser 9/10

Thanks for supporting!

BUDWEISER TEAM💚

Whiz420 10/10

Thank you, friend! Gonna celebrate with a toastie now 🥳

SMILEDthen123

Crisps!! Ideally the steak flavoured ones, but pretty much any version of crisp. Save for prawn cocktail - they be Satan's food.

Budweiser 9/10

#14

GOOD LUCK!💚

proof borg

Drawings need to be provably fair please post your generator source and a live stream url for the drawing in order to continue this contest.

We are here to help if you need it.

Ghost_125

Toasted bagels with peanut butter and chocolate spread is the one!

SMILEDthen123

100%

Budweiser 9/10

#7

GOOD LUCK! 💚

B0W13

Im all about the savoury now the beetus has kicked in!
Breakfast foods late at night too.

Thanks for the cool giveaway and good luck to everyone.

Budweiser 9/10

#3

GOOD LUCK! 💚

Budweiser 9/10

15 Draws

I will do the spin at 7PM and will name all the winners, winners be sure the check your pm :)

GOOD LUCK 💚

Wambamthankyoumam1

M&M's, Custard donuts, Prawn Chilli and Garlic pizza, Microwave popcorn

Budweiser 9/10

#15

GOOD LUCK! 💚

Benjamin24

I’d love it if someone would sell THC doughnuts!

Budweiser 9/10

#13

GOOD LUCK!💚

rawdog

Pickled onion monster munch 🔥

Budweiser 9/10

#12

GOOD LUCK!💚

Budweiser 9/10

#11

GOOD LUCK!💚

Budweiser 9/10

Contest will be spun by the URL below and screenshots will be provided to show the winners numbers.

https://www.calculator.net/random-number-generator.html?slower=1&supper=100&ctype=1&s=195&submit1=Generate

gardenvariety

Popcorn with a bag of revels dumped into it.

Budweiser 9/10

#9

GOOD LUCK! 💚

Ste1982

Chocolate digestives…

Budweiser 9/10

#8

GOOD LUCK! 💚

Whiz420 10/10

I'm a slut for a good toastie 🤤

Budweiser 9/10

#6

GOOD LUCK! 💚

Rendo77

Mikado sticks

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#5

GOOD LUCK! 💚

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#4

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Jimbo47

Coco pops

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#2

GOOD LUCK! 💚

joash123

Between a kebab or loads of sweet stuff from a dessert shop haha

Budweiser 9/10

#1

GOOD LUCK! 💚

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on little buggy

order paid for but no order went through.

Sounds like you were logged out when the order was placed. But to get the payment info needed to make a payment you'll have had to have put down an ad…

on little buggy

order paid for but no order went through.

I placed an order with a vendor I have used before. I filled out everything up to the point where I paid. The payment went through and when I went back to my orders page on my account there was no record of my order. I contacted the vendor and they say they cant do anything without an order code. all I have is the payment I made with bitcoin.
Any way I can get the payment back?

socialdistort2

Update - now it went through so all ok for me

I have the same issue made a payment and it isn't showing, this is now after the Payment processor has come back online and allows payments

tnicho

Transaxe is down, try the society onion

socialdistort2

That didnt work for me earlier, main site now is working

markymint

Yeah this just happened to me. Thanks for the History tip. If you are able to get back to your order confirmation (via web history) then you should see a "Link Order To Account" in red near the bottom which when clicked will make it show up again in your orders list.

eddybull

Same thing happened to me, I was logged in, went to do an order. By the time I did the payment and came back to check, it said it was received and the page refreshed leaving me logged out. Vendor said they have no record of it, but the bitcoin transaction went through.

Edit - found some helpful advice on a similar comment thread. Login to your account, then Go back into your browser history, good chance that the order no is still there, and it will get added to your account.

tommy_hoho

this is has just happened to me too - i had 2 items from different sellers in my basket. money left my account but no order confirmation

MASTUBATINGNINJA

Thanks Cat n Hunter. I sent another message to the vendor. I'm gonna see what happens I guess.

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on Keep It Green 9.8/10

CRIMBO COMPO

A schoolboy, an old man and Donald Trump are on a plane that is plummeting towards the ground. The captain and copilot have already bailed. In the ca…

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on Keep It Green 9.8/10

CRIMBO COMPO

Morning folks, guy's and gal's

I'm knocking up my Christmas goodie 📦
The dam thing is gunna be packed out with goodness off my menu and i have a couple extra bits on their way. (Top of the pops grinder)

It will be a Merry Crimbo

So today(16/11/22) we start, all I require is you to post here with your best joke.

To enter you need at least 5 buys in your history on LB and ill run the competition till the 12th December.

Let's have a giggle and you may hit the jackpot!!

Garryfl

What’s the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath. One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

Keep It Green 9.8/10

LOL Garryfl

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Garryfl your going to be the winner.
My Mrs is choosing the winner and yours is going to win.

So I'm ending the competition here.

Winner Winner is Garryfl.

Message me your address and I'll get your prize sent out in the morning.

Congratulations

cloudeater77

I love a good spoonerism.

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Alrite mate. Have you received your prize yet??

Tripeazy96

Two old friends are discussing their sex lives. David, 29, has no issues with his wife and gets lucky at least 3 times a week. Jerry, 38, laughs as he recounts that he has sex with his wife almost every day. Almost Monday, almost Tuesday, almost Wednesday…

Djevo35

An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
‘Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?’
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, ‘No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.’

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Lol

Gunitbiggy 10/10

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

bpwmemmott

What's brown and sticky?

A stick

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Good start

UKStoner666

A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared." The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Dark but comical

OldManEd

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

It's nacho cheese!

Eddys Edibles 9.6/10

Great to see other vendors joining in the Christmas spirit and giving back. Nice 1 Keep it Green 👍

Here’s my joke for fun. Thanks Eddy

What’s a chavs favourite ice cream?

MINT🙃

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Cheers and good joke mate

lbonblast

……I know this is recycled from some place but it’s a gooden-

How does a stoner recite Shakespeare? “Doobie or not doobie

Sorry it’s as bad the second time around too😂😂😂💪🏼

SadHomie

Why did the zebra cross the road?

Because it was a zebra crossing 🤷‍♂️

crispyleaf

A bear walks into a pub, goes up to the bar and says...........................can I have a pint of lager? Barman replies yes, but why the big pause

Keep It Green 9.8/10

I like this 1

Diesel2rider

Bloke goes into a pet shop and says, can I buy a wasp?

Pet shop owner says, we don't sell wasps!

Bloke says, well you've got two in the window.

🐝🐝🤣😀

4nthraxc4t

A recent favourite.....

A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit: "what's your blood type?"

"I'm probably a type O", said the rabbit.

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Took me a minute

4nthraxc4t

It's a great bit of word play 🙂

cloudeater77

Two girls are working at the the supermarket.

“You know, I can always tell who the single men are”

“How can you do that?”

“Watch. I’ll show you with the next customer.”

A man approaches the register. He places a tomato, a pork chop, a potato, a tin of beans, a small onion and 4 ready meals on the belt.

“I hope you don't mind me asking, but you’re single, aren’t you?”

“Woah! How did you know? It's the ready meals, isn't it?”

“No, it's cos you're an ugly cunt!”

Keep It Green 9.8/10

10/10

Puresmoke

A cop stopped a man smoking cannabis while driving
The officer asked "how high are you?"
The man replied "no officer, its hi how are you"

Nblue

I just bought some shoes from a dealer, I don't know what they were laced with but I've been tripping all day!

Eddys Hashbar 9.8/10

Not sure if I’m too high but that tickled me 🤣

motocross

My mum died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.

Recycled joke but cheers for the comp!

Cakes

Why is it best not to wear russian underpants in Chernobyl, because your shhh-knob-fallout

Sukhy96

Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?

They just wash up on shore

TagDad

An English man, a French man and an Italian man were talking about sex.
French man says " when i make love to my wife and she orgasms she raises 4 inches off the bed"

Italian man says "when I make love to my wife and she orgasms she raises 6 inches off the bed"

English man says, "when me and my wife have finished having sex I get out of bed and wipe my dick on the curtains and she hits the roof!" 😆

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Lol because it rings a bell in my memory

Lonescot

On his 18th bday a dad took his son who had no arms and legs for his 1st beer...

Sitting at the table he sips his beer and suddenly an arm pops out... fucking hell says dad... IKR replied the son... have another says dad...!! So he does and all of a sudden bosh another arm...

So after 4 drinks the son has all limbs and is feeling light headed... I wanna run home and show mum said the son... go for it son says dad... and as soon as the son ran out I to the street he was hit by a car...

Tragically the son died with his dad holding him in his arms saying......

he should have quit while he was a head... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Good

Killtobehappy

How do you know you are a true stoner?

When your bong gets washed more than your dishes

Tonic

Best in a Scottish accent -

10 cows standing in a field, which one is closest to Iraq?

….. coo eight

sam508

Christmas is so stupid…

Whomever invented it should be nailed to a cross. 😂😂🤷‍♂️🎄🎄

Do love a simple but silly joke 😅 ✌️💚

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Nice :)

Seraphim235

My best joke atm is KIG got better & healthier produce than law permitted pharmacies that are causing people to have lung infections by selling mould in a tub to them passed as medicine

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Happy dayz

HughPhug

old boy sitting on a train, girl gets on and sits opposite him. guy leans forward and says 'excuse me, can I smell your cunt?'
Girl, shocked, says 'NO, NO YOU CAN'T YOU FILTHY SHIT'
guy says 'oh sorry, must be your feet then'

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Lol

tomatoalec

What’s the difference between Dirty Harry and anal sex?

One will make your day the other will make hole weak.

skunk76

I get paid the national minimum wages, 9.50£ for one hour of honest hard work, come on if that's not a joke, I don't know what is 😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😎😎😎

Chopper

What's the definition of a mixed feeling? Watching your Mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car

Bruiser

A man smelling of alcohol and weed sat next to a priest on a bus.
The man’s clothes were ragged and dirty, there was pink lipstick on his collar, and an almost empty bottle of rum stuck out of his pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.

A few minutes later he turned to the priest and said, "Tell me Father, do you happen to know what causes arthritis?"

The priest replies, "My son, it's caused by sinful behavior, spending time with prostitutes, abusing alcohol and drugs, an unclean body and mind, and disrespect for others."

“Damn,” replied the drunk before returning to his paper.

Thinking about what he said, the priest tapped the man on the shoulder and apologized for being too stern. Trying to be empathetic, he asked the man how long he has had arthritis.

The man answered, "I don't have it. I just read here that the Pope suffers from it."

Pandemian

Three blokes find an old lamp lying by the side of the road, and when they rub it a genie pops out and grants each of them three wishes. "Now tell me," he booms, "what is your first wish?"

The first bloke asks for a billion pounds. The second bloke asks for perfect mental peace and happiness. The third bloke says "I want my left arm to revolve clockwise, all the time, like I was bowling a cricket ball." The other two look at him bewildered, but he just smiles and taps his nose.

The genie says "What is your second wish?" The first bloke asks to be totally irresistible to women. The second bloke asks for perfect physical health until the age of 100. The third bloke says "I want my right arm to revolve anti-clockwise, all the time." The other two stare at him, but again he just smiles smugly.

Finally the genie grants them their third wish. The first guy asks for all his hair to grow back. The second asks for him and his wife to be able to have children at last. The third one says "I want to hop everywhere on one leg, bouncing as high as if I was on a pogo stick." The other two are completely baffled, but again he just taps his nose and smiles.

"OK" says the genie. "Your wishes will come true at midnight tonight" - and he disappears in a puff of smoke. The three men arrange to meet up in a year's time to see how they're all getting on, and then they go their separate ways.

A year later, they meet in the pub. The first man walks in wearing a five thousand pound suit, the keys to a Ferrari in his hand, with long flowing hair and a top model hanging off each arm. "I couldn't be happier," he says. "My life is paradise now."

The second man walks in with a beaming smile, the picture of health, totally relaxed, holding a picture of his baby twins. " I couldn't be happier," he says. "Every day is just wonderful."

Just then, the pub doors fly open and the third man comes bouncing in on one leg, his head banging off the ceiling, with both his arms swinging round and round in opposite directions.

"Guys," he says. "I think I fucked up."

Daf1462

I heard a rather nice story about a man who drank alot and his wife said "if you ever come home drunk again, I'm going to leave you". He went out to a pub and drank alot and was sick all over his shirt, and said to his friend "If I go home like this my wife will leave me". His friend said "I tell you what, put a twenty-pound note in your inside jacket pocket, go home and show it to her and tell her somebody threw-up over you and he gave you the money for the dry-cleaning bill.".

He goes home and his wife's angry at the state of him and tells him she is leaving but he says "No, no, no, somebody was sick on me and he put a twenty-pound note in my jacket pocket for the dry-cleaning bill". His wife digs into his jacket pocket and pulls out some money, she said "Why have you got two twenty-pound notes in there?", he said "Oh the other is from the man who shat in my pants". 😛😛

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Good contender

TheDazzler

True story as I witnessed it lol

Jumped out the pub to go to the cash machine with a mate and he nipped round the corner to go for a piss.

30 sec later 5.0 walk up. I’m standing smoking a fag.

Next thing the 5.0 talking to my mate. excuse me you know that’s offence.

Quick as fuck

Looks like a wall to me big man.

Night in the cells for him.

Supercat

What’s the difference between a Crane and a Giraffe?

One has hydraulics!!😳

Wifftat

Did you hear about the magic tractor? It drove down the lane and turned in to a field

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Very good

dashing 10/10

Johnny's mum is in the bathroom shaving her bush when Johnny runs in without knocking.

Mum tries to cover up

Johnny says "Mummy where's your sponge?....its gone!"

Mum says " oh... I er... lost it. Now go outside and play"

Off Johnny goes...

He returns in 5 mins and says" mum mum, I've found your sponge!!"

Mum asks" oh where did you find it?"

Johnny replies "the lady next door is washing dad's face with it?

Jayboy

Whats a Frenchman 's favourite Dessert??..a trifle Tower..😉👍

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Like it

Lonescot

Who won?

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Garryfl won the compo mate

Lonescot

Seen lol

gypsum_fantastic

What do you call a pirate that likes to piss on people?

Aargh Kelly.

djwiz

Q: how do you tempt a bear with cheese?

A: Camembert.... (!)

:D

Lonescot

What does a deaf gynaecologist do???

He reads lips 💋

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Keep It Green 9.8/10

I'm good at lip reading

Lonescot

🤣🤣

Lonescot

What's the height of embarrassment????

Walking into the wall with a hard-on and breaking your nose 🤣🤣🤣

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Lol
Welcome to my world

Lonescot

🤣🤣🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Gazz1313

3 women walking down the street eating ice creams... ones licking it slowly, ones biting chunks off, and the other is sucking it seductively... which one is married?

The 1 with a ring on her finger.

1 post

+3 votes

on RolexKingsUK 9.2/10

Hello..?

started topic

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+5 votes

on {buy help}

Postal Strikes

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on {buy help}

Postal Strikes

Having checked the RM website the dates for postal strikes this month are 13,20,25 October. So, forgive me if I'm wrong here, but why is everyone blaming long postage on strikes already? Or are vendors using this as a bit of a crutch at the moment? The reason I ask is because I've had no issues receiving mail from everywhere else but am still waiting on an order I placed well over a week ago now, and it's not the first time this particular vendor has taken their sweet time delivering too, despite their claims to give fast delivery.
I guess I'm just feeling a bit confused that everyone is going on about the strikes like they're happening this very second even though they're not. Correct me if I'm wrong or I'm missing something, please!

VegasSmokeCat

Oh, I agree with the strikes myself, tbh I think everyone ought to bring the entire UK to a screeching halt for at least a day to send a message to the powers that be that things are in the shit in an ideal world, but what I'm getting at is that it's been a fair while since the last one and the next hasn't happened just yet so I don't understand why everyone is talking about it like it's happening right now and causing delays.
I expect delays will happen, but normal service should be happening right now as currently, this moment no strike action is taking place. I'm probably just tired and missing something, I work weird hours

VegasSmokeCat

You raise a very fair point, but as I've said I have been getting stuff through the post still so I know my posties aren't all dying off of covid - this end at least! Definitely something I'll bare in mind

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+4 votes

on DoctorExtracts 9.8/10

Can distillate just be added into ejuice?

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on DoctorExtracts 9.8/10

Can distillate just be added into ejuice?

Could you just drop distillate into normal e-juice like you do with nicotine?

1 post

+2 votes

on jayspadez 8.2/10

THC vape juice testers wanted :)

on jayspadez 8.2/10

THC vape juice testers wanted :)

Finally got round to making some juice and it tastes so good!

Im unsure on the thc content so i will list all the ingredients and amounts used :)

70PG/30VG
7 Grams of decarbed Star Dawg buds
'Crushed Candy Vampire Vape flavour concentrate'
50ml total pg/vg mix

Im sure someone is able to do the math on the thc content but after vaping around 10 puffs i can feel it hitting up top, the next batches will be a lot bigger this was just a test run before jumping in head first!

Upload a picture of your vape below if you are interested in a free bottle!

Pakoratoes

jayspadez 8.2/10

Update:

I messaged happy borg to see what the rules were regarding thc vape juice, and testing etc. I am awaiting a response, one kind user directed me to a site for testing, does anyone have any experience with this process?

jayspadez 8.2/10

A little insight on the method used, i bought food grade, pure vegetable glycerine and propylene glycol and mixed them both to a 60/40 ratio (PG/VG) I then decarboxylated the weed flower and mixed it with the PG/VG solution and added it to a jar which was placed in a gentle boil water bath for 3 hours to speed up the infusion, the flavour concentrate is optional, i only add it after i have filled the tank with the THC E-juice :)

Dave the jedi

In my experience this is a long and complicated way to get an average end result. Best off avoiding the vg/pg and using organic terpenes to thin the oil instead. VG tends to seperate from the mixture over time and PG is just a pointless nasty chemical. If you want to use flower rather than a ready made concentrate (live resin/shatter etc) then I suggest pressing it rosin style and then heating it up with some terpenes to keep the waxes in solution. Just my opinion, but I have spent a number of years experimenting with all this

jayspadez 8.2/10

I have tried the method you mentioned before and wasn't too impressed with the results, maybe not enough rosin was pressed/used, the infusion method is similar to the way i make THC coconut oil, so i felt comfortable doing it this way :)

Dave the jedi

fair enough. Rosin press does use a lot of flower and the method you describe does work. I just found that the mixture struggles to stay consistent and you end up with separation. and also because it's a bit more dilute due to the additives, you have to vape quite a lot of it to achieve the desired result (depending on tolerance)
My advice would be to buy good quality concentrate (live resin/shatter/rosin/wax/distillate) to avoid dealing with flower and then dilute that down however you prefer (vg/pg/terps/MCT oil)

jayspadez 8.2/10

Thanks for the tips, i have seen a few things online about how it can seperate over time so i will look into ways around this definitely, the concentrate way seems a lot easier in theory, with dosing it too.

Zakk851

DanishBacon

Without knowing the THC content of the Stardawg and how much of that THC was extracted in the PG/VG mix when you prepared it the Math is impossible. Only way would be to get it tested for THC content.

You clearly don't know what you are making and then trying to pass onto people. Even if you are offering it for free

jayspadez 8.2/10

Like i said it was a test run, i was not too concerned about the thc content i just wanted to see if it would even work, i get what you are saying though it can be dangerous and i would be willing to get it tested 100%

DanishBacon

Didn't LB say they were clamping down on juices and carts on here? I'm sure they said something about vendors needing test results?

jayspadez 8.2/10

do you have the link to the post? I haven't seen that

DanishBacon

https://www.wedinos.org/sample-results#mylocation

It was before your time on here. About 3-6 months ago. I will try and find it.

There is a lot of sh*t going around in juices and carts. That's why I make make own so I know what goes into it or I will buy from a source which I have had tested. Link attached for anyone who wants to get their vape juice/carts or anything else tested

jayspadez 8.2/10

Thanks for the link, i agree it is best for everyone to get it tested :)

Milfhunter

jayspadez 8.2/10

Thanks milfhunter, i will send it out tomorrow for you :)

Milfhunter

Much appreciated

jayspadez 8.2/10

splintering heart

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+1 votes

on Hildaa

Green team scammers

I ordered last week and was accidentally not logged in. Messaged them to confirm the order went and 3 days later it turned up at my door. Maybe an iso…

on Hildaa

Green team scammers

Don't go nr this lot they take your cash and don't send stuff out or you will get half an order. They don't respond to messages offer no compensation and just blame each other. From there shop window they look legit but the weed is overpriced and you won't get what you ordered. DONT USE Them!!!

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Bigbum

Strange, when I bought 7grams of Swazi they sent me an extra 7 grams of this even better uncompressed outdoor bud.

pollypuff20

I get that you had a bad experience, and Escrow is there to assist.

Meanwhile TGT have nearly 13,000 reviews 😱 and maintain a 9.6 overall rating which makes the rest of your comments just ranting…