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Welcome to Higher Healing — Quality, Care & Consistency

Thanks for visiting Higher Healing! We’re here to provide top-shelf products backed by reliable service and a commitment to doing things the right way. Whether it’s your first order or you’re a returning customer, you can count on us for a smooth, discreet, and respectful experience every time.

What You Can Expect:
Carefully selected, quality-tested products
Discreet, smell-proof, no-label packaging
Friendly, responsive communication
Fair prices and occasional deals
No hype — just honest service

Shipping Info:
Orders are packed and shipped within next business days (Mon–Fri)
No same-day shipping — please plan ahead
Tracking is only provided if a parcel has not arrived 48 hours after the expected delivery date. We do this to keep our service discreet and running smoothly.

No weekend or holiday dispatch
Delays can happen — your patience is appreciated
FAQs
Q: Is your packaging discreet?
A: Always. No logos, no scents, completely stealth.
Q: Can I request a custom or bulk order?
A: Yep — message us anytime, we’re happy to chat.
Q: What if something goes wrong with my order?
A: Don’t stress — just reach out. We’ll work with you to make it right.

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If you like what we do, ordering through our referral link
Helps us to keep providing you with top-notch service.
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Cannabis Stamp- Morrocan Hash

9/10 1 review

Good-quality Moroccan pollen hash bars… Clean, smooth, and authentic, with the classic texture and taste you’d expect from traditional Moroccan hash. Perfect for those who know and appreciate real, reliable hash

3.5 g $35.00 BTC0.00048195

7 g $65.00 BTC0.00089505

14 g $120.00 BTC0.0016524

28 g $200.00 BTC0.002754

100 g bar $525.00 BTC0.00722925

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Fruitse Stamp- Authentic Moroccan Hash

Authentic Moroccan hash. Real, traditional Moroccan hash with a strong, slightly skunky aroma and a lovely, soft texture that’s easy to work with. Clean and smooth, with the classic taste and quality you’d expect from genuine Moroccan pollen. Perfect for those who appreciate proper, hash with slight skunky aromas

3.5 g $35.00 BTC0.00048195

7 g $65.00 BTC0.00089505

14 g $120.00 BTC0.0016524

28 g $200.00 BTC0.002754

100 g bar $525.00 BTC0.00722925

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Jamaican Ital Weed 🇯🇲

9.4/10 65 reviews

Jamaican Ital Weed – Pure, Natural Vibes

Experience the essence of the islands with Jamaican Ital Weed, a naturally grown, sun-kissed herb straight from the heart of Jamaica. Cultivated using traditional Ital principles — free from chemicals, additives, or artificial enhancers — this strain offers a smooth, earthy flavor and a clean, uplifting high that honors the Rastafarian way of life.

Perfect for those seeking clarity, balance, and a spiritual lift, Ital Weed is ideal for daytime use or mellow meditations. A true classic, this one’s especially for the old school smoker who appreciates real, roots ganja. Feel the roots, breathe the island, and elevate your session the Ital way.

All-natural | No pesticides | Uplifting high | Authentic Jamaican herb
Experience yard, wherever you are.

7 g $46.31 BTC0.00063769

14 g $76.73 BTC0.00105658

28 g $138.00 BTC0.00190026

125 g $463.00 BTC0.00637551

250 g $853.00 BTC0.01174581

500 g $1,551.00 BTC0.02135727

1000 g $2,405.00 BTC0.03311685

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Sildenafil (Viagra) 100 mg

10/10 1 review

Sildenafil (Viagra) 100 mg

1 strip = 10 tablets

Sildenafil 100 mg is a prescription medication used to treat erectile dysfunction (ED) in adult men. It works by increasing blood flow to the penis, helping to achieve and maintain an erection when combined with sexual stimulation.
This medication typically begins to work within 30–60 minutes, and its effects may last for several hours. Sildenafil should be taken only as directed by a healthcare professional.
Important: Sildenafil is not suitable for everyone. Patients with certain medical conditions or those taking nitrates or specific heart medications should consult a doctor before use.

1 strip $19.50 BTC0.00026852

2 strips $31.50 BTC0.00043376

5 strips $65.00 BTC0.00089505

10 strips $95.00 BTC0.00130815

20 strips $188.00 BTC0.00258876

50 strips $390.00 BTC0.0053703

100 strips $700.00 BTC0.009639

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2 topics on HigherHealing

by HigherHealing 9.5/10

🔥 JUST IN! – 2 NEW HASH OPTIONS 🔥

Two fresh Moroccan hash listings have just landed.
Proper traditional pollen, chosen for quality, authenticity, and smooth smoke.
If you’re into real Moroccan hash, these are worth a look.
Each brings its own vibe, but both deliver that classic, no-nonsense hash experience.
Live now as separate listings — check them out 👀🔥

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by HigherHealing 9.5/10

If you like it Fresh!!..Fresh Brick Just Opened – Ital Weed at Its Peak”

25 posts by HigherHealing

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+3 votes

on {wanted items}

Intro deals / samples

Hey bro we got intro offer going 3.5 SkyWalker OG only $10 and free shipping 🤯🔥 + 2 more

+3.5

on {wanted items}

Intro deals / samples

Looking for try different products and leave reviews, mostly looking for carts / edibles etc. Not asking for free stuff, just can't filter through all 800 items for sample offers

THCARMY 10/10

Hi mate we are running a great promo feel free to check us out !

+1.5

Johnnyh2

Took a punt and can only say thanks HH lovely bit of bud on a promo well worth a go

shroomtek 10/10

HI
weve currently got an insane intro offer on magic mushrooms
$15 for 3.5g

sassy's-stash 9.5/10

Hey, we're back online after some time away - and we're trying to build up some momentum again.

We're giving out one or two free goodies with every order right now.

Doesn't matter if you buy 1g for $7.99, or 10g for $56.99 - you'll recieve an extra goodie or two with every order :)

sassy's-stash 9.5/10

We've got an intro offer on Pre-Rolls at the moment.

We're also giving away 4 Free Samples with every order. Doesn't matter if you buy 1g for $5, or 10g for $36.99 - you will be eligible for the free gift.

Check out our page, the offer won't be up for long 🍃

DankShop 9.5/10

Plenty hash weed mix match samples

https://littlebiggy.com/link/scbiHb

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on Dopey 9.6/10

Step by step - How to use vendors reference code.

Read here https://littlebiggy.net/link/4rh250 + 2 more

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on Dopey 9.6/10

Step by step - How to use vendors reference code.

Help us to help you by using our reference code when buying from our store.

This helps to support our growth and means that we can then offer you a wider variety of products at even better prices so its a win win for us both and not to mention that we are running a 10% extra promotion till the end of this month when you purchase using our reference code.

Step 1: click on item that you are looking to buy once you are on the product scroll down until you see reference code please refer to picture if you are unsure you will see a green arrow pointing to it.

TheWeedologist

The steps you describe are not using your code and will not help the vendor. This will allow the purchaser to generate referral links for themselves. They need to follow your own generated link for you to receive the referral. Be that from c & p or using a HTML hyperlink on your page.

Dopey 9.6/10

Thanks for your help. In the picture is that not the hyperlink which I have circled?

GungaDin

That's not how referral links work.

As Weedologist says, that produces a link for whichever logged in user generates it to share elsewhere, then take a referral fee if it prompts new users to sign up.

If you generate the link then post it and ask users to click through, it may give you something, but that's not my understanding. If new users sign up from your link (+ didn’t already land here via someone elses token) and buy your product you retain a higher % and you get the referral fee on buys from other vendors.

Dopey 9.6/10

OK, well if you or anybody else could explain how buyers can purchase using my referral link as I am now confused after today's packing and wrapping my brain is slowing down and would like to know in layman's terms how I can use the referral links when purchasing. I would really appreciate the help.

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GungaDin

You’d need to share the link off site to bring people on site.

Dopey 9.6/10

I am using referral link for payment speed which means that we get a better rate from the escrow and also have payments speeded up so yes it is correct for my purpose.

+4.2

Dopey 9.6/10

Step 2: Click the URL that is generated and it will direct you to a new page please refer to picture upload we have circled it for a better understanding.

Once the page has loaded that is it you are now on the correct page to purchase under vendors reference page every thing else is exactly as before you just need to select and buy.

Any questions feel free to PM

gizmoid

i need help

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on Cannabis Stamp- Morrocan Hash 9/10

🔥 JUST IN! – 2 NEW HASH OPTIONS 🔥

started topic

1 post

+1 votes

on {wanted items}

1000g options? (flower)

Hey bro biscotti available, and usually Stardawg.. give our page a look

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on LionofJudah

Beware HashishinUK selling fake hash!!

Uk is riddled with fake hash atm A lot of fake hash made up to look like commercial… as apparently big seizures been happening recently Uk gangs pr…

on LionofJudah

Beware HashishinUK selling fake hash!!

Just got sold some of that magic sand fake hash shit by HashishinUK. I cant even review it as its already disappeared....?
Keep your eye on this seller Biggas! I just got skunked again on LB!

gmm45

Thank you for the heads-up. Littlebiggy has recently become a minefield for trying to find real-clean quality hash. I try to avoid the cheap commercial or dark and oily hashes as these can be tainted with henna, as I've experienced myself twice with two of the largest most reputable hash vendors on the site. I generally avoid the darker, squidgy hashes as these are the most risky for henna contamination. It makes you wonder which vendors you can actually trust. I was considering ordering from the vendor you mentioned, the cookies and cream static option, but now I won't as I hate having to chuck hash in the bin.I will keep looking. I want to order from Don Loco, the static option, but the prices are too expensive at $40 a gram. Also TheHashCollective23 is too expensive. The economy in this country is struggling and they are charging $70 a gram at the very least. Get a grip
I also find Eddie's Hashbar too expensive. The economy is shit, you need to lower your prices, Don Loco, THC23 and Eddy's hashbar.

TheGoodStuff 9.8/10

Expect prices to get higher. There is a serious drought in malaga at the moment for hash since authorities found the tunnel connecting Morocco and spain.. We are the first to get it and its not arriving at the moment...

https://apnews.com/article/spain-morocco-drugs-tunnel-discovery-6f010205fc0251ecd588dcd03cfce1e7

HIGHNUDE

Yes they found a tunnel between Morocco and Spain but it's not as you think...

TheGoodStuff 9.8/10

It's exactly as I think, I am here lol

HIGHNUDE

The tunnel is going under the Mediterranean then and it has 100% been used for smuggling?

GungaDin

Under the Med? Ceuta is on the African side.

TheGoodStuff 9.8/10

Did you read the article?

HIGHNUDE

Yes, its an enclave attached to Morocco which under Spanish jurisdiction and the tunnel perhaps was used for smuggling transfered by jetski onto boats. I read a different source and it's only saying they found a tunnel from a former a mine that may have been used and there was a trap door to access it.
I'm not doubting a drought, I doubting the importance of the tunnel.

TheGoodStuff 9.8/10

Yeh all of our shit in plates were coming through there.

The commercial and la mousse all comes on boats but the filtered doesnt as its too expensive to risk on the boat.

If you look at more recent articles, they actually caught people for it and also corrupt guardia civil officers were caught too

HIGHNUDE

However it is what it is and the path of least resistance will be found.

You have some very nice products available and I'm very interested.

HIGHNUDE

Why didn't you link the most recent article then?

https://en.hespress.com/109357-spanish-civil-guard-secures-secret-drug-smuggling-tunnel-linking-ceuta-and-northern-morocco.html#google_vignette

That's the most recent one I found and it lots of gossip and as you say people have been arrested. Its still lots of potentially might be might not be because it ends with...
"Meanwhile, Moroccan authorities have launched a broad investigation to determine whether the tunnel has an exit point on the border with the occupied city and to verify Spanish media claims. However, no official findings have been released to date."

Since February they haven't found an exit. This wasn't the super tunnel you think it is.

LionofJudah

No surprises there.

HIGHNUDE

I've read your article and...

"Spanish authorities on Wednesday announced the discovery of a suspected drug smuggling tunnel linking Morocco with the Spanish enclave of Ceuta, in North Africa."

"It was located during a search at a warehouse in an industrial part of the tiny Spanish territory."

"Spain’s El País newspaper reported that the tunnel stretched for 50 meters in the Spanish section"

"The narrow tunnel “could have been used to transport drugs across the border between Morocco and Spain,” the Civil Guard said in a statement. No arrests have been made in connection with the tunnel and no drugs were found at the site."

Yes it's very likely to be used for smuggling no evidence, not paticularly big/long, no-one arrested, still need to cross a sea. This is nothing.

TheGoodStuff 9.8/10

The tunnel has been active for 12 years. 4 guardia civil have been arrested and a group of men too. As I said read a more upto date article as the one i posted was there first press release, there have been updates a week ago.

HIGHNUDE

A friend of mine told me about a garage next to where his kid was doing some hobby.
It had a bird of prey in the window of a door, a real living one.
He said it was dodge, everything about it was suspicious, the comings and goings, the people that worked there.
There was a raid and people were taken in. They found a white powder in an old fridge.
The powder was just plaster.
Somewhere else something big was happening.

HIGHNUDE

It might have been active, but it's not very long and they don't have an exit.
This kind of investigation takes time and lots of tooth combs need to be unearthed which moves investigation resources away and other lines that operate can continue

LionofJudah

I think HumbleB was/is selling static at 30 dollars a gram. He sent me a free gram sample and it was really nice quality, up there with stuff twice the price or more.

fateharder

Product?

LionofJudah

It was the morroccan blonde staple , its been removed aleady so I cant 1 star it. Gets good reviews which I simply cannot understand.

HIGHNUDE

I got some of this and it's not fake, the listing is still there...

LionofJudah

It smells like added terpenes and burns to black soot. Try it.
Hash is made from the trichromes. Resin like. It melts a certain way, smells a certain way. This shit is a really good fake or mix, bulked up with that same weird sandy, spongy substance that burns black and sooty thats in all other fake shit on here. Good hash doesn't do this.

LionofJudah

Did you test the hash?
Google how to test hash if you don't already know.
I'm interested to know your results.

LionofJudah

I just checked and it's not available. Hashishin has not answered my message either.....

Babbstar1 9.9/10

Sorry to hear that. Give us a try !

HashishinUK 8.8/10

magic sand fake hash honestly brother what are you on about?

have seen u other posts aswell. u seem quite dubious

LionofJudah

Listen bud. Burn a piece of the hash. It won't bubble or smell like hash when it burns.it will leave black soot on your fingers that smells acrid.
It's packed full of a substance that is not trichromes. It smells suspicious- added terpenes for sure. It's also got distillate added to it and you can smell it when it burns.
I've been buying and selling fir over 35yrs mate. I know my shit!
Donloco and Dopey both sent me the same stuff, and both took it down after realising. Both apologised and admitted it was not good when they tested it - all credit to them.
Whether you know it or not You are selling fake hash.
You owe me a refund and an apology more to the point!

LionofJudah

Donloco double refunded me as a gesture of goodwill. Dopey has more than made up for it also. True stories.
These sellers have integrity and clearly care about thier product and thier customers. Over to you.

LionofJudah

It failed the test didn't it 🙃
Thats why you've gone quiet.
It was a very good attempt and it nearly fooled me so don't be too disappointed.
I know my shit brother!
You can't even admit you made a mistake let alone put it right.
Because of this Biggaz will lose trust in you.
If I don't pull you up for selling fake hash you may not even realise, and you won't feed it back to your man, who will in turn realise we don't want to buy this shit...let alone smoke it. A market flooded with fake gear, it's happening as we speak, and people getting poisened instead of stoned.
That's not what you want is it?

gmm45

Thanks for your warning. It saved me money, as I was going to pay $130 for his Cookies and Cream Static. Now I would never take the risk.

LionofJudah

I've noticed you've removed it from your listing.......

LionofJudah

I dont think you'll get much support from buyers or other sellers calling me out as dubious. A lot of people contact me on here privately for advice.

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on frtnite12

best spots in amsterdam?

Family First is good Green place heard the newer store gets nicer bits but bothe good Surprising prix d ami has got a few decent bits… but if your g… + 2 more

on frtnite12

best spots in amsterdam?

Hi biggas , I’m going on a 4 day trip to Amsterdam with my girlfriend
soon and it’s gonna be our first time. Was just curious, what places would you guys recommend we visit?

not just coffee shops and weed related places, but also some nice food spots or just nice places in general would be hugely helpful , thanks!!

0rion

My personal favourites are Het Ballonnetje and Coffeeshop Solo

Check out Bakers & Roasters too (breakfast/lunch) 👍

frtnite12

Nice one cheers thank you I’ll check em out

Planning on going to grey area I see they have a gram of rosin going for only 60 euros on their menu, gotta give that a go, much better priced than anything on lb hahaha

radar breeder 9.7/10

Hi mate for smoke best coffe shop is Prix d'Ami
hope this helps
radar breeder

frtnite12

thanks for the suggestion rb will check it out 🙏

rtbobbyt

SSH from Prix d’Ami, peach iced tea, sofa room 💯

SilentHippoIV 9.5/10

The Cannabis Museum is pretty cool, sex museum as well.
Favourite Chicken & Ribs decent chicken shop.
Maybe look into a riverboat dinner/drink.
Coffee shop wise there’s so many but green place probs one of my favourites.

frtnite12

riverboat is a shout, will have to do that, I hope the weather will stay nice !

Aa8r

Keep an eye open for small boats, you can rent them for a few hours and the dude drives you around while you space out. I prefer those to then bigger tours where you are crammed in among a bunch of other tourists.

My partner and her mates dropped a psilocybin truffle just before and highly recommend.

Best coffee shop is Green House near Waterlooplein. Most of them have become dispensary style with nowhere to chill.

Not far from there is a brunch spot called Bakers & Roasters - amazing food with outside seating.

Enjoy!

Enjoy!

frtnite12

thank you !

Cloudy24

Weather is worse than Scotland mate

Suckyourgill

Is the flasher dummy still at the sex museum?

Stew

https://www.coffeeshopmenus.org/

Try that for the latest Dutch coffeeshop menu lists

Cloudy24

Loads of boat trips for you and the Mrs

Roadman23

I would recommend Fou Fow Udon for some awesome food - noodles, ramen etc… Also do some really nice beers.

Mittoo2

I’d recommend a place called Renessence. It’s like a spa type set up, with oxygen and light therapy sessions, but they have a cryotherapy chamber. Like a cold plunge but much easier to do, although much colder. Amazing experience and pretty cheap. One of my all time favourite experiences in the Dam and definitely a good option as a couple.

Cloudy24

I'm just back on Thursday. Whatever you do go to aktama! Also you can Google cofeeshops menu just type it on Google and you will be able to see menus

william.com

Go for food at stone days stake house, no far from central. The museums are good for a laugh. The boat trips good for history. Coffee shops just go into where ever feels good for you. 😉

KidOz

Chill cheap shop I like hunters in Rembrandt has good food in the square too
But best bud I had last time was from terps army their skittles taste and smelt like sticking your nose in a bag is skittles would highly recommend if it’s still about

KidOz💚

OddBall1

Go for breakfast at Greenwood’s on single it will set you up for a long day and if the weather is good go and hire a small electric boat we used mokumboot but there’s lots of options it’s a great way to see Amsterdam. Have fun you crazy kids!

rippedmonk

My favourite coffee shops,

Easy times
Mr k and co
Terps army
1e hulp
The plug

Avoid Barney's or anywhere super commercial there's a lot of boof in amsterdam

Suckyourgill

Try the Glow Mini Golf it's great when you're fucked, it's also near 1E Hulp which is also one of if not the best Coffee Shops. Btw if you're posting some any "small items" home take it into the post office to be sent there's hell of a lot more chance of you receiving it safely, don't drop it in the street postbox whatsoever 👍

Overlode

The Original Dampkring bro! Amazing place. There's a place to stay called David's B&B round the corner which is smoker friendly. It's on airbnb

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on {The Seller's Arms}

Does anyone sell by the box on here?

We offer bulk flower-/Every thing double vacuum sealed for smell control and packaged discreetly. Sent via next-day delivery. Competitive pricing. If …

on {The Seller's Arms}

Does anyone sell by the box on here?

I have a friend that wants something setup so that he can sell in bulk, but I havent seen any examples of this happening yet. If it does happen, how is the product shipped as I am sure postage would be out of the question or does that not happen here, Im a newbie here, Thanks

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on Jamaican Ital Weed 🇯🇲 9.4/10

If you like it Fresh!!..Fresh Brick Just Opened – Ital Weed at Its Peak”

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on Jamaican Ital Weed 🇯🇲 9.4/10

Classic weed with a real nice high!

Thank you for such a detailed review brother

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+1.5 votes

on Jamaican Ital Weed 🇯🇲 9.4/10

Very laid back but fully awake high.

Thank you for your review! + 2 more

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+2.8 votes

on 10/10 StarDawg 9.7/10

10/10 Dawg for the low

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on {wanted items}

Jamaican strains?

Hey Check out our page we have Jamaican weed available natural&ital 🇯🇲

+3.2

on {wanted items}

Jamaican strains?

Since I joined I haven’t seen any Jamaican strains listed, maybes it’s just bad timings with me?

Do vendors ever get any? Seems to be very cali heavy.

+3.2

Robertthebruce

I am looking for Jamaican Sess which I had 20 years ago and made me laugh like hell. Not had weed like it since

10QuidWater

....and gave heavy red eye. top smoke

HempLady 9.2/10

Hey guys I’m a new vendor here

I do have some liberty haze

It’s very similar to Jamaican grown flower from my experience.

But it’s grown in Spain by a friend naturally no fertiliser just good stuff from Mother Nature

Check out my listings and look out for liberty haze

Mary - Hope your search goes well

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on reference code support

"buy with my link" tactics are a fail

Hey, I’m trying to better understand how to price my products accurately based on the escrow structure. I understand referral tokens only apply at th…

on reference code support

"buy with my link" tactics are a fail

reference codes are here to grow the community.

reference codes only function from new registrations. when someone registers with your code you earn a commission on all their future purchases forever.

pushing a link to existing biggaz does not earn a reference comission nor obtain a lower processing rate.

Certified 9.8/10

What about vendors posting their own product reference links and an existing customer uses it, does this still get the reduced escrow fee for vendor?

reference code support

no, it does not work with existing biggaz

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+2 votes

on {The Seller's Arms}

New vendor! Intro Deal 3.5 $10 with free post 🔥

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on {stoned thouhhts)

Amsterdam

Family First is good Green place heard the newer store gets nicer bits but bothe good Surprising prix d ami has got a few decent bits… but if your goi…

on {stoned thouhhts)

Amsterdam

Going Dam 19th May, any cafes anyone would recommend? Looking for a monster pre roll as well if anyone knows of anywhere that sells a decent one? Cheers

menace404

Store coffee shop. Beautiful on a sunny day if you can get a seat outside.
Abraxis does excellent smoke but pricey.

Morpeth1977

Amnesia is good. Smoked a fabulous GSC pre roll last time

voidwalker

I go greenhouse and ask for a bong. They have great food and table service. Super lemon haze is lovely. Cant help with the pre roll sorry

dkbluebears

Cheers 👍🏻

The Gentlemen Dealers 9.7/10

Go tyson cafe or Cookies.

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on {wanted items}

After a box or half box

Hey bro check out our prices can do better/ custom pricing if you use our referral link as we get charged less commission Skywalker og Britscotti 10…

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+3 votes

on SkyWalker Og- Small to Bluk ! 9.9/10

Hey guys! $10 for 3.5g Skywalker OG – Introductory Offer (Limited Time!)

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on SkyWalker Og- Small to Bluk ! 9.9/10

Hey guys! $10 for 3.5g Skywalker OG – Introductory Offer (Limited Time!)

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on {ask any bigga}

Passing Piss Tests?

Marching Powder Is out your system 2-3 days cannabis can take months

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on {ask any bigga}

Passing Piss Tests?

Hello biggas

I have a friend. This friend has a job where he could be randomly drug tested at any point. It is likely to occur at any point within the next six months.

My friend has been a regular, dedicated smoker of cannabis since mid teens, and is now thirty years old. My friend has a relatively large build, weighing about 92kg and 6ft tall. My friend would say he has a relatively slow metabolism.

My friend is naturally pretty concerned, as he does not want to lose his job. My friend has been looking at detox drinks, fake pee and fake pee smuggling systems, pee detoxification additives, and more. Due to the random and unforeseen nature of the drug tests, these solutions seem impractical to my friend, and would require him to keep them on his person at all times at work.

My friend is planning on quitting cannabis cold turkey from Monday, and feels he has no choice. However, he's concerned that even with quitting, due to his chronic usage, cannabinoids could still be found in residual amounts in his metabolites for many months, and is wondering if there is any reliable way to detox the body.

If any bigga has advice relating to this extremely pertinent issue, my friend would be very grateful.

Thanks

Essemcee

Awaiting a new vendor to pop up with "Premium Clean Piss".

vespadon67

Well thc is stored in fat cells, where it can stay for month to a few months like you say, and there's not much you can do about that - my opinion is detox items and the like won't work well, but definitely no harm in trying!

the key things are though: stopping completely asap, staying hydrated and exercising. Burn off the fat = burn off the thc.

Heard someone a while back saying saunas helped, but take that with a pinch of salt.

Basically my advice is your mate just needs to get on a decent health kick. Good diet, high in fibre (to help with digestion), no to little fatty or processed foods (again, fat cells), exercise regularly and hydrate.

Also recommended fasting (skip breakfast, nothing at all one a day week), as without any protein your body will start to use its own fat cells to feed itself.

Important point: Such a drastic change might have negative consequences, so tell them not to push too hard and keep an eye on their general health

hope this helps!

(oh and you can buy piss tests online, might be worth a shout so he can monitor how he is getting on)

wafflebanger

Thanks for the well constructed and meaningful response. This is all great advice my friend will take on board.

Samson16

Heavy Daily Smoker - Took 37 Days to Pee Clean

Bigcannon

I have an ex work mate (I left he wasn’t sacked) who has a real fondness for nose candy who’s passed several tests much to the bosses dismay 😂😂. Carrying clean pee does work but it’s usually the heat of it what gives it away.
If your friend has any time available before the test. Keep a hand warmer hidden (shoes a good place), you can buy them cheaply. Once you hear that the drugs crew are on the warpath start the hand warmer to warm up the clean pee. Bobs her uncle. Hand in the clean pee, spark up a fat one and tell them to chase themselves!!! Hope this helps.

metoo22

I've had similar issues in the past. Passing an entry test is a piece of piss lol. Just use someone else's and keep it in a test tube vile thing between your nuts and a leg so it keeps correct temperature. Tape it to your shorts, not your leg and nuts ;)

Random tests are much riskier. However, I don't know how legally binding they are. My last one made me sign a declaration that I could be ASKED for a test at any time. Check the wording.
Luckily in that job I started at 10am and I could spot the drug van on the approach and I'd sail on by and call in sick.

Only other I can think is Xydot or whatever it's called these days. It does mask your piss for up to 5 hours but it's tricky timing.
I've only tested it at home with THC testing strips. You need to drink it at least an hour before and have 2 pisses before it works. So you still need some warning.

moisty12345

If your friend is really worried maybe they should think about a medical cannabis prescription till they detox completely. Might save their job and seem pretty easy to obtain

https://forums.medbud.wiki/forums/medical-cannabis-eligibility/

wafflebanger

My friend has thought about this, but my friend is obliged to report any changes in medication to his employer due to the dangerous nature of his work. My friend is concerned that while he may not lose his job due to the medical cannabis prescription, he could almost certainly have roles and responsibilities and tickets removed, or measures put in place barring him from certain aspects of the job. Needless to say this would not make him popular at his workplace.

spliffman77

Could he somehow switch his pee with someone else’s? Not sure how that would work…would prob involve concealing someone’s pee on your body… 😬

Makes me think of that old Cheech and Chong scene. They’re driving in the van and Chong’s got a sample of pee to take to his drugs counsellor or whoever.
“Usually I take it in an old jar so they see all these bits of mayonnaise floating around and they think I’m on some weird drug again.”
Stoned chuckle.
“But today I’m really gonna fuck with his mind cos I had my sister pee in it too…”
“…and she’s pregnant.”
🤣🤣