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Passing Piss Tests?

I have an ex work mate (I left he wasn’t sacked) who has a real fondness for nose candy who’s passed several tests much to the bosses dismay 😂😂. Car…

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Passing Piss Tests?

Hello biggas

I have a friend. This friend has a job where he could be randomly drug tested at any point. It is likely to occur at any point within the next six months.

My friend has been a regular, dedicated smoker of cannabis since mid teens, and is now thirty years old. My friend has a relatively large build, weighing about 92kg and 6ft tall. My friend would say he has a relatively slow metabolism.

My friend is naturally pretty concerned, as he does not want to lose his job. My friend has been looking at detox drinks, fake pee and fake pee smuggling systems, pee detoxification additives, and more. Due to the random and unforeseen nature of the drug tests, these solutions seem impractical to my friend, and would require him to keep them on his person at all times at work.

My friend is planning on quitting cannabis cold turkey from Monday, and feels he has no choice. However, he's concerned that even with quitting, due to his chronic usage, cannabinoids could still be found in residual amounts in his metabolites for many months, and is wondering if there is any reliable way to detox the body.

If any bigga has advice relating to this extremely pertinent issue, my friend would be very grateful.

Thanks

Essemcee

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vespadon67

Well thc is stored in fat cells, where it can stay for month to a few months like you say, and there's not much you can do about that - my opinion is detox items and the like won't work well, but definitely no harm in trying!

the key things are though: stopping completely asap, staying hydrated and exercising. Burn off the fat = burn off the thc.

Heard someone a while back saying saunas helped, but take that with a pinch of salt.

Basically my advice is your mate just needs to get on a decent health kick. Good diet, high in fibre (to help with digestion), no to little fatty or processed foods (again, fat cells), exercise regularly and hydrate.

Also recommended fasting (skip breakfast, nothing at all one a day week), as without any protein your body will start to use its own fat cells to feed itself.

Important point: Such a drastic change might have negative consequences, so tell them not to push too hard and keep an eye on their general health

hope this helps!

(oh and you can buy piss tests online, might be worth a shout so he can monitor how he is getting on)

wafflebanger

Thanks for the well constructed and meaningful response. This is all great advice my friend will take on board.

Samson16

Heavy Daily Smoker - Took 37 Days to Pee Clean

metoo22

I've had similar issues in the past. Passing an entry test is a piece of piss lol. Just use someone else's and keep it in a test tube vile thing between your nuts and a leg so it keeps correct temperature. Tape it to your shorts, not your leg and nuts ;)

Random tests are much riskier. However, I don't know how legally binding they are. My last one made me sign a declaration that I could be ASKED for a test at any time. Check the wording.
Luckily in that job I started at 10am and I could spot the drug van on the approach and I'd sail on by and call in sick.

Only other I can think is Xydot or whatever it's called these days. It does mask your piss for up to 5 hours but it's tricky timing.
I've only tested it at home with THC testing strips. You need to drink it at least an hour before and have 2 pisses before it works. So you still need some warning.

moisty12345

If your friend is really worried maybe they should think about a medical cannabis prescription till they detox completely. Might save their job and seem pretty easy to obtain

https://forums.medbud.wiki/forums/medical-cannabis-eligibility/

wafflebanger

My friend has thought about this, but my friend is obliged to report any changes in medication to his employer due to the dangerous nature of his work. My friend is concerned that while he may not lose his job due to the medical cannabis prescription, he could almost certainly have roles and responsibilities and tickets removed, or measures put in place barring him from certain aspects of the job. Needless to say this would not make him popular at his workplace.

spliffman77

Could he somehow switch his pee with someone else’s? Not sure how that would work…would prob involve concealing someone’s pee on your body… 😬

Makes me think of that old Cheech and Chong scene. They’re driving in the van and Chong’s got a sample of pee to take to his drugs counsellor or whoever.
“Usually I take it in an old jar so they see all these bits of mayonnaise floating around and they think I’m on some weird drug again.”
Stoned chuckle.
“But today I’m really gonna fuck with his mind cos I had my sister pee in it too…”
“…and she’s pregnant.”
🤣🤣