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Wake and Shake – the UK’s premium destination for high-quality cannabis shake, delivered discreetly and directly to your door.

Born from a passion for sustainability, accessibility, and quality, we’ve redefined what shake means. Our curated blends come from the trim of premium flower, offering a cost-effective, potent alternative without compromising on experience. Whether you’re rolling, baking, or crafting your own products, our shake is clean, potent, and packed with potential.

We operate with a deep respect for the plant and our customers, providing tested products and discreet, secure postal delivery across the UK. Our mission? To make top quality shake more affordable and accessible—without the stress.

We operate Monday to Friday, Cut off time 3pm.

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Guava Dawg Shake

9.9/10 13 reviews

Guava dawg shake - UK grown strong Dawgy aroma, high THC content, slightly twiggy but no massive twigs, just small bud twigs

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Cali Shake

10/10 2 reviews

New Batch - Wedding Cake
Gassy, cakey, fluffy shake

Clean, no bs, no big twigs, no fan leaves, no big popcorn buds, only tiny crushed buds. It's what you see in the picture!

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3 topics on Wake and Shake

by Wake and Shake 10/10

What’s your perfect breakfast?

Some of you guys have a spliff and a coffee, some of you don’t eat anything 😂 some of you love a hearty full English, what’s your go to?

My breakfast has changed so many times throughout the years from cereal to nothing to full English and now I love eating healthy ! A coffee with no sugar (only honey) and some boiled eggs with sliced avocado and greens !

Budzinho 10/10

A couple Scotch pancakes (heated up or freshly warm) with butter and maybe a little jam.

Tea with milk and 1 sugar.

A couple hits of @CanadianImports finest...

Magic.

Wake and Shake 10/10

Sounds like a super sweet start to the day 😍

BIZZLETREE5

Took me years to do this, but I don't eat all day until 4-5pm, I might have the odd bit of grub if I am desperate at work, but rarely.

Doing this has helped me in soo many ways, I recommend people try fasting and give the digestive a break, you end up with more energy when your digestive isn't breaking down food constantly, possibly why use stonners, when we binge eat, we fall asleep without knowing how we fell asleep!

A coffee and hot shower is my breakie lol

Wake and Shake 10/10

I’ve heard a lot about this recently !
I remember at one point in time I was doing this without knowing as I used to wake up early for work and didn’t have time to eat until 4/5 and I genuinely felt a lot better health wise!
I’ve been hitting the gym recently and trying to gain a little muscle 💪 do you think this would be a good idea while trying to do so?
I currently eat a lottt for breakfastt to get the big protein intake 😭

Riewd

Have a look into intermittent fasting, loads of pages on reddit.

BIZZLETREE5

Mate that makes totally sense you was doing it naturally, as breakfast just means break-fast, breaking the fast.

We are all told breakie is most important meal of the day etc, but I remember as a kid never wanting breakie, then as we get older as adults we get used to eat breakie so we do it out of habit,

Stanley Mathews an old footy player who played until his 40s always fasted on a Sunday, I am sure C Ronaldo is doing the same,

Check out the "warrior diet" on youtube, if you eat between 12pm-8pm the rule is you can eat what you want and how much you want, you will notice you eat less and have more energy, it's crazy.

All the health info we get from mainstream is usually bollox, like the old pyramid of food was reliant on carbs and most people got diabetes as a result.

In Roman times, to keep slaves happy, they always kept them fed! 3 meals a day etc.

In terms of building muscle defo check out warrior diet on youtube!

Just one more thing, once you stop eating constantly, you will notice how much your digestive has to work to break down food, which will make you think more about it.

Nickyblaze247

Personally, mines a joint and a red bull and I'm good all day. But drink about 10 red bulls a day so maybe a diet change is needed 😅

Mooski13

Same

Wake and Shake 10/10

That’s a very common diet ! 😂 definitely try to gradually change it you’ll feel a lottt better ! Health is wealth 🤞😇

LORDHASHISH 10/10

definitely some bacon along with a bowl of fruit-loops

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by Wake and Shake 10/10

Question for Shake smokers!

by Wake and Shake 10/10

Question for Shake smokers!

Hey biggaz :)
I have a small batch of lovely, cakey, fluffy wedding cake shake. It's a really nice smoke, really clean and potent. It's literally just bottom of the bag shake, barely any twigs (just the tiny ones from broken buds) and no fan leaves. It's ready to smoke without having to grind anything.

I've seen that a lot of shake customers are looking for popcorn buds. I've seen this from my previous shake sales and from my reviews.

Is this a big thing for you guys? This shake has little to no buds, it's literally just what you see in the picture, but like I said, it's lovely. I'd rather be honest to keep a reliable rep. I definitely don't want low reviews due to lack of buds...

I'm willing to do sample packs for feedback for little to no cost (just cover the postage and packaging).

What's your opinion guys?
are popcorn nugs a big thing?
This batch is pretty small so me putting up a listing will depend on all your answers ! :)

acezero68

I don't expect them.but it's a bonus if there are .. so long as it's not full of twigs, smokes clean and does the trick I'm happy

Gman1102

For me it's about use. I buy a fair bit of shake. 2 friends I buy for smoke it with baccy day in day out, and are definitely more impressed when it's full of nug. I personally use it in edibles, and thus am less bothered what it looks like. I have had some excellent times on what looked like straight up trim. That said in the 10 mins after the post man, has been, you have little to go on but weather it's "nuggy" or not. I'm told leafier is harsher, but have little experience of smoking these days.
Sorry this doesn't really come down on either side, just my thoughts.
Cheers G

Biscuits901

Avoid all leaf shake at all costs, reviews will be terrible even if you describe as no bud. But then if you describe as no bud, nobody buys it. It's a no win in my opinion for you

chewy_sweet1

Personal I never expect any buds in shake and popcorn nugs are a bonus cuz at the end of the day you haven’t ordered bud.. just comes down to accurate and honest description of the product really ✌🏻

stevedogg

Most shake buyers would expect some buds at least. You won't get as good reviews if it's all leaf. I know I have shake on here that's just all leaf and I never returned there as a customer.

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by Wake and Shake 10/10

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on InstantGrams 9.6/10

Whats the best place youve ever had a spliff

That sounds amazing man 😭 yet to experience NYC 🤞

on InstantGrams 9.6/10

Whats the best place youve ever had a spliff

For me best place by default is anything that is surrounded by nature and wilderness.

Id say this would be the most perfect place to ever smoke a spliff or even the last spliff ever, if that ever happens🤣

MightyRux

Outside a pub in the mid '90s with Howard Marks when he was campaigning for Parliament.

InstantGrams 9.6/10

The weed then wouldnt have been the same as now, from what i remember it was like tightly packed weed that comes as a brick.
But damn... the 90s was a different era

MightyRux

That was the Thai crap with all the seeds and stalks? Around that time someone sold me one of the nicest cleanest Orange Bud buds ever. Wrapped in paper in a little metal box. Completely altered my mind. We smoked Howard's hash that night, and he gave my mate a bit.

InstantGrams 9.6/10

yeah its crazy how far things have come and the level of bud went to different scales. it literally only took like 2 years to go from cheese to the introduction of cali and now theres some insane things out there.

i think howard and others like him were probably the ones to thank for this

dunkkrez888

On whitby beach, around 2005. Smoking a cheeky J with my gorgeous gf, bumped into an older lady who expressed an interest in partaking, so shared with her too. Was an evening, around sunset, autumn day. A perfect little slice of memory.

InstantGrams 9.6/10

🤣😂😂 that was some magical spliff

TheRumBaron85

I’m originally from Barbados, and nothing will beat smoking good old school sweet sticky Jam with my boys on the beach watching the sun set!

InstantGrams 9.6/10

Oh barbados is definitely a country that makes you want a spliff with all the scenery.
Something about nature just makes you want to light up and just zone out

ecobradford

Definitely on the Great Wall :D

InstantGrams 9.6/10

Ive never been but that would be one hell of a walk

yelloscarface

Central Park NYC at 03:30am randomly - during my stay alone there for the first time - plane landed late at night - found myself in Harlem looking for weed at 03:00am found it by 03:15 loool - had no crusher - found myself breaking buds with my hands under a street light on a bench eating popeyes. Will never forget it - wonderful experience - the walk back to the hostel was scary though - paranoia

InstantGrams 9.6/10

Oo central park nyc is actually a sight to see. I went nyc but during the day its hectic, the central park is literally the life of that city

bigbiggy01

Ninbin Australia the only YHA that encourages communal sessions waking up having a dip in pool with a fat j of mountain mist perfecto

InstantGrams 9.6/10

I havent been australia but it seems like everyones always at the beaches.
And communal sessions would be lit🤣

Nobby73

On a camel going round the pyramids.

InstantGrams 9.6/10

camels are one hell of a bumpy ride haha, imagine sitting at the top of the pyramid though, that would be worth getting arrested.

LionofJudah

Smoked a fatty with Ewan MacGregor, Sean Pertwee and Kieth Allen on the rocks at my local beach while we were filming Blue Juice. Kathryn Zeta Jones did not partake….

InstantGrams 9.6/10

this is either one hell of a story or the spliff was indeed a fatty and you were hallucinating it all hahaha, either way that is a legendary spliff

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on {ask any bigga}

If you could only smoke one spliff a day, when would you smoke ?

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on {ask any bigga}

If you could only smoke one spliff a day, when would you smoke ?

Being a long time smoker, there’s people who smoke throughout the day, people who smoke in the morning only (wake and bake), people who smoke after work, and (me) people who smoke just before bed 😴

If you could only smoke one spliff a day when would you smoke and why?

For me personally, I used to smoke throughout the day but decided to cut down a little and now I’m an evening person! Nothing like a nice mint tea and a spliff on the balcony watching the moonlight and knowing I’m going sleep like a baby 😂

Wake and Shake 10/10

This for me 👆 I agree 100%
This time is usually just before bed for me.
Mind racing with a million thoughts, without a spliff there’s no chance in hell I’ll be able to sleep 😂😂

Wake and Shake 10/10

But if you could only do it once what time would you choose ?

Wake and Shake 10/10

Sounds good 🤤
That instant relaxation right after work 🙂‍↕️

Wake and Shake 10/10

If only life was that perfect man 😭 I’ve been suffering from insomnia my whole life and a spliff is the only sleep medicine that ever worked 💚

Wake and Shake 10/10

What time do you usually sleep ?

Wake and Shake 10/10

Ooo with or without a coffee ?
The breakfast will definitely taste 100x better 😏😂

Wake and Shake 10/10

You must be a supermodel ! No breakfast at all? What time do you end up eating then ?

Wake and Shake 10/10

Hahaha exactly same with me, I get paranoid during the day, whenever words come out of my mouth I repeat it in my head like damn did that make sense ? 😂😂

Wake and Shake 10/10

Same man! I’m not antisocial but I’m definitely an introvert :)
Music, movies, food and sometimes deep conversations with close friends is what it’s all about for me! And all of which works better at night time 🌃

Wake and Shake 10/10

I may have to try this 👆
Im a long term hash smoker and I’ve never had any issues smoking before bed until recently…
That shit feeling waking up is ruining it for me 😭 maybe I should blaze a little earlier to take away the hang over feeling

Wake and Shake 10/10

Gonna try that first thing in the morning 😭

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on Omega554

Dust/Shake

We have intro offers at the moment ! Pretty sure our price is the cheapest about 🫨

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on aero

Would you rather smoke everyday for the rest of your life or never again?

I’m glad someone said this man, it had to be said ! I would honestly choose the same. If I could I’d only do it once a week or so for the rest of my …

on aero

Would you rather smoke everyday for the rest of your life or never again?

I’m going with never again as everyday would get repetitive.

LionofJudah

As someone who has smoked cannabis of some form pretty much everyday for 75% of my life. Im going to go with never again too. If I'm honest at 50 my lungs feel shite, clogged up and on the way out. If I never manage to stop I will almost certainly die younger than expected from a lung condition.
Facing the dark truth of our dirty habit is a hard thing to do. I just wish it wasn't so unhealthy.
If you'd have said never tried it or smoked the best quality gear everyday? I'd choose not to even try it. I love it so much that Ive never heen able to stay away from it, but smoking it is slowly killing us.

pollypuff23

Have you considered switching to Dry Herb Vaping?
Combustion Is The Devil....

LionofJudah

Oh believe me I've tried that a few times. I have a mighty that is a pleasure to use but I plough through so much. Im weak willed when it comes to desiring a spliff. Vaping just makes me want a joint also.
You're so right tho

ig88420

perfectly put!

chubsta

I was smoking every day but really hating myself for it, then I read the Allen Carr book on how to give up smoking tobacco (I’ve never smoked tobacco at all but figured it’s the same thing) and that was it, I just stopped despite trying unsuccessfully loads of times before. Why am I here? Well occasionally I check in when bored to see what’s going on but never buy anything.
If you want to stop, try his book…

1212

never again
because edibles

Asaddd

I’ve been using my own infused coconut oil for past 2 years.
It’s the best

Zeek

Ive smoked nearly every day for over 25 years and I wouldnt have made it this far without it. It is the only thing that's ever made my life easier, better. So I'll smoke every day for the rest of my life Willie Nelson style

BIZZLETREE5

Man what a question!
Things only us stonners think about haha!
I can't think about life without a joint if I am honest, I need it to deal with parasites and bullshit humanity as the things I did as a kid to chill no longer work lol!

pollypuff23

IMO it all comes down to quantities and method. I could never go back to combustion and being high all the time is boring. But I would choose to microdose each evening with a dry herb vape and a frostie beer over never having another puff....

Zigbull!

Definitely everyday!

KrazyKat

All day every day if i could although i would miss the the bliss highs after an unwanted T-Break due to being skint or not being able to get)

TheGoodStuff 9.8/10

Im gonna rephrase the question;

would you rather consume thc every day or never again?

never again is my answer, shit gets tiring and boring. im heavily addicted to THC, whether it be smoking, vaping or eating. i can stop smoking, because i never mixed with tobacco, but i cant stop my intake of THC

aero

True dude it gets to the point sometimes where im so desensitised to being high that it only feeds the craving without actually getting me stoned

Randomiser

Much like eating, breathing, sleeping and reproducing; smoking would get repetitive you are correct.

Domutwo

Reminds me of the Richard Neville quote when asked : 'Is marijuana addictive?'
'Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessly repeating.'

cheeching

I think if it was guaranteed I would never get lung/ respiratory issues later in life I would smoke forever, unfortunately that is not the case. Luckily one can get edibles/ tinctures, live resin and vapes on here as an alternative. I enjoy live resin carts these days (closest thing in terms of spliff hit for me, yes good edibles hit harder perhaps as they always did, and if I wanted couch look I would perhaps look at edibles) and feel better for it. I do miss a spliff and rolling one, but the last time I tried to smoke spliff it made me want to puke it was that disgusting. There is no way I’m going back to spliff now….then again I probably smoked spliff for about 25 years so I can’t say I didn’t spliff it to the max…..