I bet you never smoked wedding crashers tho. I can send you a pic of some that I smoked once upon a time if you like....

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

whats happnin buddy? i was worried for a bit.

Hope all's well.. It's been quiet.... TOO quiet... They can't hear you scream in space..

I hope u got a laugh at least, surprise surpise I was stoned when I wrote it. And this. And my next message.

It is quiet...so quiet you can hear me laughing dude...you ought to know my shed is higher than space man...much higher...and almost as quiet....no screaming here man, far too unmellow for me...just beats and buds man, beats and buds... but yeah life is good my friend, I hope yours is too...

Bit concerned by the latest developments though...think about putting the pharmaceuticals where they belong man....make sure you flush twice too... stay well brother

Im a middle aged man who sits in a shed getting stoned, im clearly not going through a midlife crisis and I will happily recommend a scammer vendor haha

It's all making sense now buddy...the pills...the multiple accounts (personalities?...)...the real strange dm's, the obsessive behaviours, that unshakeable grudge from having been wronged by SD (god, I bet you lie awake screwing about that still...) Ahhh....ok...I see....

It's all good man, I understand...life can be hard brother but it's about having more good days than bad ones...

Stay well buddy, try and stay off the state sponsored drugs, they aren't designed to help man...

Multiple accounts lol and messaging to warn about scammers is strange, what do you expect when your calling people trolls for stating FACTS. You tried twisting the messages saying i randomly messaged you showing weed but you forgot to mention the whole conversation. And when you are a middleaged man sitting in a shed getting stoned something is not right lol, get a job man. I messaged you to explain why i was calling ron out but you tried to twist it lol you made it obvious to some users that you had some involement with Ronald thats not me making multiple accounts haha.

Middle aged? Lol...far past that buddy...

Get a job? What? I got to go back to work again?? Man...far past that too...

I literally have nothing to do except smoke weed man... you and your ma are likely contributing to it unless you're jobless yourselves...

Oh and if I can be bothered later I will screenshot some of the mad shit you have sent me for a laugh....'forgot to mention the whole converation'? lol... have at it man, I really don't remember it making any sense at the time and I'm sure it still doesn't now...

Ron - if you ever do pop in for a read - wish you were still here man..you had bomb weed and used to love fucking with this fool lol....

You wished a scammer was here, you probably are ron. You are still trying to justify defending a scammer haha where is ron now. Was i wrong about ron haha. You have nothing to do but smoke weed what a dosser lol

Another thing is if you dont think someone sharing peoples addresses isnt scummy it shows the type of person you are just remember you have a family and karma is a bitch

It shows who the real trolls are, and i will catch any scammer out if i can not just your best pal Ronald

Just as a guidance note for innocent bystanders...

- Rastaman is bulletpr00f and multiple other users. He takes prescription drugs to control his mood. I guess sometimes he runs out as he ocassionally loses his shit all over Lb as seen above...

- Rastaman got ripped off/doxed once by Sweetdreamz and has never got over it

- Rastaman is insistent that a now departed vendor Ronald1776 was a scammer...I still beg to differ

- Rastaman literally thinks he is the Miss Marple of Lb but he is honestly a proper Keystone Cop...the number of mad accusations this dude has spat out in his time...hilarious...at one point I was 2 vendors and another user... I think the only people with more madshit accusations against them on here are Smee and Sidetracked...

Anyway...I'm going to let him chat to himself for a while here now...it gets boring real quick dealing with a total loon...

i am not rastaman

i have nothing against either of you.

peace.

You are trying to make jokes because you knew i was right

See still trying to defend him when he done a runner with peoples money what a scumbag

Kenny Dalglish ,legend

Oh man, imagine a team with dalglish & souness today.
Number 11

George best😉

Never forgotten 🥰
Number 2

Davie Cooper
not a football fan but my dad was and he took me to the games and we went to Davie Coopers testimonial.

Legend.

Number 1.
Bonus points for making me google him 😂

Harambe!

Brb signing onto next account for another go 😂

A footballer? A celebrity? A legend.
Facts. Sadly missed and as we all know it’s all gone completely to shit since his death.
Rest in power big guy.
Number 15

Michael owen

My god the pace and excitement of young Owen made me think England would start winning World Cup knock out games again.
Also underrated as a pundit and no doubt a decent guy too.
Number 13

Bet you have this on your Santa’s list

Ian Rush

Top tier for the Tash alone!
Number 33

Robbie fowler 💯👌🔥

Number 51

Stokie so its gotta be Stanley Matthew's. Cant forget about Gordon banks though

Matthews is one I wish I’d seen. No way there’s that much hype if it’s not justified 🙏🏻
Number 10

Dave Mackay, a legend at Heart Of Midlothian and Tottenham Hotspur.

Also Drew Busby played for Heart Of Midlothian FC.
RIP.

Mackay was an absolute legend. A name that deserves to be remembered forever!
Number 9.

I've had the pleasure of being in Dave's company and listening to some of his stories, what a guy he is, and as you say "a legend and a name that deserves to be remembered forever" RIP ❤️❤️

Eric Cantona!

There’s one knobhead in Croydon that will never forget the king!
Not sure I feel the same about his music though!
Number 5

Never saw him play, but read the book about him, amazing read…..Robin Friday…Reading FC…..from what I read could have been up there with best of them but for his demons……massively recommend reading the book, specially if you are a football fan….

Heard the name a lot, this is deffo worth a look. This passage alone jumps out “ Following a number of incidents, on and off the field—including kicking Mark Lawrenson in the face mid-game ” I think we’ve all fancied that before.
Number 3.

Congrats CLEARH20.
Winner with number 45.
Thank you so much everyone for all your blasts from the past!!
I’ll run another comp next week as this has been so much fun.
Next time I’ll keep
It within prove it borgs rules 🙏🏻

Peter shamichael ( please excuse the spelling)

Frog splash 🐸
Number 41

Got to be Gaza. Paul Gascoigne what a player

Not a single word of argument from me. Iconic.
Number 40

Basically anyone mentioned in Ant and Decs long forgotten song ‘We’re on the ball’ 😂

Nailed it. You should be a sky sports pundit 😂
Number 37

Ravanelli ✌️

Back when foreign talent was genuinely exciting. Imagine being so good you made Middlesbrough glamorous!
Number 34

Got to be Terry butcher !! That bandaged head!! Lol

I’ll start going all ‘old man’ and ‘not like it used to be’ if we start talking about that big beautiful bastard.
Number 22

If we're talking best players then Dennis Bergkamp. As for forgotten players I'd have to go with Michael Thomas, I'll never forget him, but he was responsible for the greatest end to a season there will ever be and he's not exactly a household name.

Thomas has his place in history it took until AGUEEEEERO for anyone to come close.
Number 18

Nobby stiles

A legend for the dance moves alone!
Number 16

It’s a toss up between Dennis Irwin and David Ginola 😂😂

If you settle on Ginola I’ll fix it for you to win.
That man did things to me in the 90’s that still confuse me now 🥰The fact that he’s become a meditation and wellness guru on some sort of French commune just makes me love him more. I’m sure he lurks LB looking for smoke 😂
Number 4

😂😂😂 genuinely had me laughing out aloud.

The guy had men having the cleanest hair for a while!

Bring back Ginola 😂😂

Duncan Edwards

Never forget the big man. What a sad story.
Number 6

Morten Gamst Pedersen.

The streets will never forget.

The streets 😂😂😂
That’s a classic name. Right up there with zoltan Gera.
Number 7

Garrincha

Google returns this gem:
Off the pitch, Garrincha partied as hard as he played. He is said to have lost his virginity aged 12, to a goat. Later he drove over his father while drunk.
Say no more 🤐
Number 8

Frank ribery

Paolo Di Canio

Yang molby

Just a reminder due to the intervention of ‘prove-it’ Borg the result of todays draw will be decided by the score of the first batsman dismissed in the West Indies v England cricket match starting at 13:30 GMT.
England win the toss and bat first so keep your eyes peeled on the first wicket down and your number in the draw.
If by some miracle the score goes beyond our final entrant we’ll go back around.

Peter Schmeichel

Number 77

Santi Corzola

Number 76

Jimmy savile

Oof
Number 74

John Flanagan (Scouse Cafu)

Number 75

Darren Fletcher

Number 73

Johnny Ekstrom, that guy could hit ‘em! Always remember him from European ties in the mid 80’s for Gothenburg. Used to always be him in the playground!

Number 72 👍🏻

For me, it's gotta be Wayne Rooney. Ever since I found out we're slightly related, his games connect with me so much more. Legend.

Number 72

Robin Friday

Number 71

Lee chapman!

Number 70

David ginola

Perfect number for a perfect specimen.
Number 69

61

dave mackay

62

George Best what a player coming from a Arsenal fan.

63

I'll go with "Juninho" Pernambucano, the lad could hit a freekick

64

idk about forgotten, more so underrated but… david villa 🫡

65

Ronny Rosenthal

66

Ronny Rosenthal ledge

Neil “razor” Ruddock

67

Ronaldo Nazário and Ronaldinho were popular in the mid 2000s and I used to collect stickers and exchange them with my class mates. I miss those times

68

Tony Hibbert 👍

Ooh, haven’t thought about him for a while. Proper club legend.
Number 60

Emile Heskey. Legend of the game. The only man who can hit the bar at point blank range in front of an open goal. Legend.

Be fair though, no one plays ‘big man’ in the big man/little man formation we used to be obsessed with like Emile.
Number 59

Julian Dicks ,monster

Pretty goood at golf too!!!
Number 58

Kevin Keegan! 🤣

I can’t believe it took us so long to get to king kev 😎
Number 55

Harry Maguire

The man’s a walking talking meme!
Number 56

Got to be Andy Gray!!

Not sure where he is on the controversy scale these days!
Number 57

Anderson #8 for united when they won the ucl in 2008.
Loved his attitude, sort of made me love Fergie even more playing him so much even tho he was a joker 😁

Don’t remember a lot about him if I’m honest!!!
Number 52

Not a footy fan but this man can kick a ball, well an oval one anyway...

Jonny Wilkinson

I’m the same with that sport but that man transcended rugby. Everyone knew about Johnny.
Number 53

javier pastore for sure, appreciate the giveaway!

I’d forgotten all about him to be honest. Seems he made an early start in the Middle East.
Number 54

Carlos Valderrama ⚽️

Fabulous locks.
Number 47

Tony Yeboah

Yenoooooaaaaaah
Number 50

😀 remembered for 2 almost identical screamers 👏👏👏

Luis Figo

Getting pelted with pigs heads is quite the compliment in some places!
48

Lee Hendrie. Bossed the midfield for Villa when I was growing up. He wasn't the greatest player but very memorable. 1 England cap!

Seemed like an alright guy too. Hope I’m not misremembering.
Number 49

Stevie G⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐