A friend of mine had to take a urine test, but was a daily smoker. After thoroughly researching he found that if you consume plenty of fresh water, and are super hydrated having had a few nice long clear leaks before you are tested - you will pass no problem. (Basically you want to be passing clean water) Prob not foolproof but worked for my mate he got the job.

not whith our protocole ;we re not stupid,we also check creatine level and the color of the piss

My ex watered down his piss with warm water. Now....I'm not suggesting ANYONE do this XD ....but it honestly worked! Hahah

This is a really,really bad idea- virtually every urine test on the market measures specific gravity meaning a diluted sample=an instant red flag.
All the stuff available on the web (tonics etc) are bunk.
So,you have few options. If you really have to pass get a sample from someone of your gender who's clean and use that.
Good luck.

only fix to that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMpgeMoQS7o

weed will stay in your system for a max of 28 days the thc is stored in fat so 28 days is only if you are huge
if you drink lots of water and dont smoke for 10/14 days you can pass a piss test
i have been piss tested quite a bit over the years

i do monthly drug test at work,for a blood or saliva test you must be clean for 2 to 5days.piss test several weeks.you can buy cleaner for the saliva test.
there no magic trick

how do u smoke weed then?

I only do the piss test my first day 5 years ago,now only blood test every month or if there a accident.i quit smoking every month until I got test. Very good for tolerance, but stressful.

i see a great promotion opportunity here

lol

I was in a awful cheap hotel once with no toilet paper. Needed a poo. Either i wiped my arse on the only towel in the bathroom, or used the thin pages of the Gideon Bible in the bedside table. I'm not going to admit which one i used, but it's not a situation i ever want to be in again...

at least tell us which testament

i wonder how many rolling papers that takes

A shop near my area was trading pizzas for 6 packs!!

Sacrifice a facecloth

you havent seen his face ;)

I’d rather have a dirty face over a dirty arse lol

I don’t use facecloths anymore after that last time I mixed the two up

i have to admit...that did make me chuckle :)

:D

Selling is a little tough right now but I could rent you some

Just retrieve your hashrate and use this platform

https://whattomine.com/coins/101-xmr-randomx

Cheers for that iv used hash rate calculators before but i actually half u derstand that one lol, should just make a profit till my solar power unit is here that should help me with cost to run

As long as there is no invoice with your personal/payment details, in the package and no traceable payment, then it could have been sent by anyone with a grudge

I don’t think it looks suspicious. I receive plenty of spam mail in other peoples name it only becomes a problem I think with recorded delivery where you need ID. It’s not postman’s concern about names only that the letter gets delivered to correct address. In the event you order something in your name and it gets intercepted by police DENY any involvement! Police will then have to prove was you that ordered it. Not worth their time.

Yeah I lock all doors and keep my back to the wall so no one can see

Joke, nope I’m a dumbass risk taker

DuckDuckGo is about it

Same, I’m so lame with technology! I know how to order weed and watch porn but thats about it

Personally I don't, but I would recommend that everyone do. I'm just lazy!

same

No need but if it makes you comfortable do it, as long as this place only sells weed it's safe!! I use VPN but most of the time forget turn on , if your on empire or something then yes but that's more for the other dodgy fuckers using it, not the cops! I've never read or heard of any online dealers getting busted here it's all about the opioids anyway not weed. But use what makes you comfortable

Anyone finding load times way longer than usual?

Site is sloooowwwww compared to few months back when I last logged in

Have tried various locations/browsers/devices

https://youtu.be/CNRdHQJ9AMk

If you use vpn u also need to know this and understand it fully.

Good info in this video, thanks

No, even if I don't live in a legal state I think that no body is interested in catching a weed smoker like me. Just a waste of time, resources and money from the gov ;)

That’s it, we only smoking and bit of herb n that

Some of us find it useful for stress, better than any pill and more clear headed (not a zombie)

Tor + VPN (expressvpn) to hide ISP from seeing you on TOR.
messages with anything sensitive PGP

How do you use a PGP ?

You can get "GPG Keychain" app for your Mac.
For windows get "GnuPG"

Basically once you download and create your own public and private key, you can give people your public key and they can encrypt messages that only you can open. In return you can add all the public keys of your friends to your keychain and when you send them a message you can encrypt it with their public key so that only they can read it.

You type your message
Highlight and choose to encrypt
Choose which Public key to encrypt
Then copy and past it and send it and done.

Let me know if there are anymore questions.

Tor :)

define 'secure'...

Nah, all in with no lube.

Whats a good VPN guys ?

Opera vpn (free)

Best one yet . Thanx

No worries mate duckduckgo is a great search engine for privacy also!

Nord VPN is good. 5er a month if you get a years plan. If you get a 3year plan then it's only 2 quid a month

Thx brother

VPN + Duck Duck Go app for me

TOR and VPN but don't use PGP...but probably should.

Vpn.

I’m on my second cart from this seller, this king Louis og cart has thick oil and smells and tastes extremely terpy, smells on point and tastes on point, it gets me where I need to be as well. I won’t speak on things I do not know and so that’s all I can say.

Fake carts are very dangerous. If he doesn't claim they are genuine that is as good as admitting they are fake. The item in question should be taken down, and all customers refunded. Unless Heisenberg can prove their legitimacy. Failing that I think we should motion for termination. Knowingly selling fake carts is unforgivable.

Sure you could have a fake cart that has a good safe and quality oil but it just uncle Bob round the corner knocked up in branded containers. As in safe?

Here's a reply from my Vendor.

Hi guys, this was my review that triggered this so i feel it is only right that I weigh in.

After opening my delivery I noticed the packaging was different to dispensary bought KingPen carts I had before. I was going to disregard this until i opened the box and found that the black case holding the vape cart was missing the california warning badge for THC and when I opened the case i got an immediate chemical scent.

I was sent Purple Punch so googled fake Kingpen carts. In the first instance I couldnt find any record of KP even using the strain on the loudpack site and the rest of my digging unearthed this video and a few like it.

https://youtu.be/adgflrbw-70

Sent this to the seller as the cart I received was definitely made using fake packaging and I was informed that his source was a reliable one in cali and he didn't claim they were genuine in the first place which is fair enough, however if that had been in the description I would not have bought.

Still, the seller encouraged me to try the cart, so i tried it myself. I should mention that I am a daily concentrates user, I have tried just about the lot, start every morning with a dab and I have made my own oils/concentrates in a variety of different ways too.I have also tried many different carts, real and illicit. This one was the worst. Didn't have a hint of the good stuff to it just tasted chemically and burned.

I had a couple of friends try (without giving them my opinion or info about my findings) to ensure that it wasn't in my head after my research and they were as disgusted as me.

Didn't want to cause any bother on here, didn't even want reimbursement for the awful cart when I informed the seller i just wanted to make sure he/anyone buying the carts would like to know about my concerns.

I have attached a photo of the packaging/back label for comparison to the youtube link in this post.

Thank you for the comment.

I have attached a reply from my connect above.
Purple Punch does in fact exist, google image search it and you'll find it's on weedmaps and other reputable sites.

Bare in mind retail packaging changes, my guy has a very large stock that I'd assume he purchased a while ago therefore stocking the old packaging.

Here is also a picture of the carts that I have completely used up proving that I do indeed use these on a daily basis myself.

Has anyone else complained...maybe the user burnt it with a too high powered battery?

There is only 1 other person that didn't post a 10/10 and it seems like it is based on the packaging itself.

I can see why people will be paranoid over fake carts, but they should be paranoid over ALL carts. 60% of branded carts in the US tested positive for pesticides last year (you can find all these tests online freely). If anything, fake carts with homemade oil can be safer.



here it is below

It can be easy to convince ones self. Ya know what I mean, the human mind can be very easily influenced by its own suggestions...

I can assure you that the Oil in these carts are of very high quality, these are not the shit carts that were once going around in the US.

I will contact my Vendor and ask him all details regarding the Oil and get back to you.

It is no different to the people making their own Carts on here, no know knows what's going into them. Same goes for edibles any every over drug you can purchase.....

I personally use these and have no problems, not to mention the positive reviews I have received.

It's not like I can walk to a lab and have it tested when it's illegal..

Fake carts are not very dangerous, there are a lot of reputable vendors out there that put top quality oil in known brand carts, this is because these carts are cheap and work with oil very efficiently.

You can buy fake packaging for almost 50% of products being sold in California dispensaries, this including edible packaging too.

People like saying their dangerous based on the media that went around weeks ago, where's that media now?
The chance of you getting 1 of those shitty fentanyl carts is lower than 1%.

Vendors aren't going to make their own Cartridges...
They make their own Oil and fill those cartridges...

My vendor also claims these as authentic, however I've never looked into the packaging as I've seen first hand how the manufacturers packaging can differ.

Please don't start slandering my page and products based on the fact you think the carts are fake.

Please refer to my reviews as these customers have honestly reviewed what they think of the product.

I also noticed that neither of you on this topic has purchased from me yet you still decide to slander.

as for the review you screenshotted I cannot explain it as I've never had a response like this from ANYONE. The Oil burns smoothly and is not harsh like explained. As for the "chemically smell" either this is a lie or OP has never smelt terpenes in their life and vapes dark shitty oil.

This could easily be a review made by another vendor in an effort to boost their sales which does happen quite often on the dnm's.

Ya never know unless you do it personally or the maker knows his stuff and or is honest.

Other than that it’s just what we’re told

If the oil is good then you don't need fake box's an carts to sell it as it sells itself. I'm not talking about what the media have said I'm talking from real life experience and if a seller go's to all the trouble of buy all that along with a top distilent then theres something up with that.

Yes there is 1 seller from UK that makes carts but they are very reliable an it maybe a drugs market but this place is different from the other places where that crap is sold. We trust each other here in a way that's helpful to every so if a seller comes along selling carts knowing there not real then people won't have any trust in you.

Why don't you have them tested by test borg?

Business... Great packaging attracts the eye which boosts the business.

There's no trouble buying all of that, it takes a few clicks apposed to looking for unbranded carts, then the tubes for protection, then the non existent packaging which deters people away.

I don't know test borg and have never heard of it before.
If you can find a legit lab in the UK that'll test Oil at a reasonable price then go ahead and send me the connect.

You're slandering me based on my 9.2 overall rating.
There's no need for this type of attack at all, I have done nothing wrong. Did you even read the positive reviews?
1 bad review and you just go into attack mode?

You're technically saying if I was to just buy the Oil and fill Carts myself then it would be all okay? as long as it's not in a branded cart? yet you still don't know what goes into it.
It makes no sense at all mate.

I can't ask my Vendor to send me receipts...

I not sure I agree with the immediate call for termination but I’m 100% in agreement over selling products in fake packaging/under fake names.

I’m surprised you’re only checking “all the details” with your vendor now as opposed to when you first started stocking these.

Yes a lot of stuff gets sold under wrong names both on the net and with regular dealers. Does it mean that any of those dealers should have and be able to uphold a solid reputation? No.

The fact you stocked these without even asking the details on them, as well as stocking something under an existing brand name without being sure of authenticity potentially shows that the desire to make money here outweighs the responsibility you feel for the people you’re supplying.

Note that I said potentially as it could just be a big oversight that you needed bringing to your attention. If this is the case then please take on board what has been said and try not to take offense. As you said... it’s business and before anything else in business comes trust. Without trust every business will fail!

A very well written and well thought out response to the situation. I commend you on your cool head sir.

You are openly admitting to selling fake carts. Someone making a cart on their own and branding it with real branding from a real company is misleading and deceitful and is what is classed as a fake cart. I'm shocked that you think there is nothing wrong with this process.

No one is attacking you so do not play the victim card. We have very legit concerns over a product you are selling to our community. To call our concerns a slanderous attack is frankly outrageous.

If Adidas started putting Nike logos on all their clothing and called themselves Nike do you think that would be okay?

We are not saying if you made your own carts and didn't disclose your process or ingredients then it would be okay. You said that. If you did that we would want to know exactly how they are made and what is in them.

I believe your response to this situation is cause for concern to be honest. It's clear you have no issue selling fake carts and in fact do not see it as a problem at all.