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LV
Not me. Gave up. Good luck
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LV
Curious?? Who else got a message from LV? Asking for name n address for reship ??? 12 days still waiting for that to be read !!! Shame lv
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His tactics are to see if you follow up. Then he will ignore you for days with not a gram of contact. I was lucky to have mine show up but it was grim which made things worse. Many messages and once a shite pointless reply to which we all got apparently. THIS GUY IS HURTING PEOPLE AND SHOULD BE REMOVED BORGG. We are all normal decent people here,following the rules. You're scum. Apologies everyone
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I just got that message from him this morning aswell n yeah it is very nice of him but we will see
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Well I never received a reship after he again asked for my address again 😅 when he messaged I thought it was nice off him .I should of known why message me at all to do that is beyond me but I won't be back buying from him ...avoid
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+4 votes
To the dabbers
Got the promo and it arrived next day. Tasty and strong doing dabs and excellent in a donut. 10/10 cheers man
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To the dabbers
Hey dabbers we’re looking for some feedback on our sugar, the first three people to reply will receive 1g sample for free to try.
A 1g sample option is now also available for purchase once the three free ones have gone
Cheers
A 1g sample option is now also available for purchase once the three free ones have gone
Cheers
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How is this guys? I got a dab rig for Xmas and I'm on the lookout for some nice extracts to try.
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Got the promo and it arrived next day. Tasty and strong doing dabs and excellent in a donut. 10/10 cheers man
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Lovely bit of extract. What we all want to know, is it clean? Yes it is, also very nice on the lungs. Approved and thank you very much for sending this
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+4 votes
Hi, please reply to my messages. Thanks 26/12/24
started topic
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Hi, please reply to my messages. Thanks 26/12/24
I know it's the festive period so if you could get in touch soon as possible to discuss the order. Thanks
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Mate they fucked me over at christmas recieved nothing made order on 11 /12 NDD then ghosted me for ages then asked for name an adress I gave... they never got back to me left me sitting waiting on my phone as I knew they were online and literally just sent me a message then next day they sent message will re ship said don't worry you'll have by Xmas and still to this day not heard anything!
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Same thing here asked for name and address and hasn't bothered reading it. I opened my first dispute not sure how it works
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They messaged yesterday saying they would send this week but still haven't read any of the messages I sent.
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Same here waiting for a reply .asked for name n address for reship and assured me it would be here for christmas...he never bothered ro read .that's my last 9 messages been ignored so had to start a dispute !!
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Oh god not you aswell sorry to hear that I wonder whats going on very strange I've also started dispute now the knock on effect for me was I ordered quickly from HEMP LADY to try and make sure i had something over Christmas and they sent me Fake hash! In all my years of buying I've only had to make 3 disputes this being one of them , that hemp lady , and ages ago I was knocked by a vendor who ran away with everyone's money an I think I joined LB in 2017 so in 7 years 3 disputes but 2 came at once! At christmas! I hope you get some resolve such a shame that a few ruin it for many we should get all our money back from I'm just skint now so I can't even order untill it's sorted or resolve is met , thanks for your input please update us all in due course 😊
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Just saw LV was on messenger an hour ago 31/12/24 11.18am but still not responded or read my messages
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🎄 Christmas BTC Guessing Contest 🎄
$104,517.76
11/12/24 11.11pm
Cheers
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🎄 Christmas BTC Guessing Contest 🎄
Guten Tag!
Guess the Bitcoin price on December 12th 6PM and win a Mystery Bundle! To enter, comment your prediction below by 5:00 AM on December 12th. The closest guess wins! 🎁
Good luck and Merry Christmas!
Guess the Bitcoin price on December 12th 6PM and win a Mystery Bundle! To enter, comment your prediction below by 5:00 AM on December 12th. The closest guess wins! 🎁
Good luck and Merry Christmas!
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Guten Abend everyone,
Thank you all for participating in our Bitcoin price prediction contest! We used the official Bitcoin price from Coinbase, which was $101,430.08 at 6:00 PM on December 12th.
The two closest predictions were:
🥇 Hoopingmad with $101,420 (just $10.08 away!)
🥈 Chewysweet1 with $101,399 (only $31.08 off!)
Congratulations to our winners! 🎁 We’ll be contacting you privately to arrange delivery of your Mystery Bundles.
For those who didn’t win this time, don’t worry—another chance is coming soon! 🎆 Keep an eye out for our New Year’s Giveaway, where you’ll have the opportunity to win more exciting prizes.
Thank you all again, and we wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
— Team NC249
Thank you all for participating in our Bitcoin price prediction contest! We used the official Bitcoin price from Coinbase, which was $101,430.08 at 6:00 PM on December 12th.
The two closest predictions were:
🥇 Hoopingmad with $101,420 (just $10.08 away!)
🥈 Chewysweet1 with $101,399 (only $31.08 off!)
Congratulations to our winners! 🎁 We’ll be contacting you privately to arrange delivery of your Mystery Bundles.
For those who didn’t win this time, don’t worry—another chance is coming soon! 🎆 Keep an eye out for our New Year’s Giveaway, where you’ll have the opportunity to win more exciting prizes.
Thank you all again, and we wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
— Team NC249
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Contest is officially over!
please give us a moment to find out the 2 winners 🏆
Will post them here afterwards.
NC249
please give us a moment to find out the 2 winners 🏆
Will post them here afterwards.
NC249
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we are measuring in $, so your pick will be translated to dollars.
Or you may comment here and make another guess.
Or you may comment here and make another guess.
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This is my other guess. You said I could guess again or you will convert my original answer into $? Didn’t realise my first one went through, I’ve deleted it
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$57 bucks for a gram of Megan. Do you get a BJ with that? Anyway Merry Xmas and great competition North collective :)
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No you sadly don’t, that is the retail price for a gram of American static hash in Germany..
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we are measuring in $, so your pick will be translated to dollars.
Or you may comment here and make another guess.
Or you may comment here and make another guess.
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¡Hola Biggaz!
As a massive thank you for all of your support over the last year and to get us in the festive spirit, we're doing a Christmas giveaway!
We want to know what is the littlebiggy community's favourite Christmas song or carol.
To enter, you need to:
1. Like this post
2. Comment with your favourite Christmas song or carol (ideally with a link)
3. Write the date and time you comment
4. Vote for at least one other song (it can't be your own)
The winner will be the person whose comment has the most amount of up votes, so please do vote for your favourite song and spread the Christmas cheer.
The winner will receive:
7 grams of loose flower (you choose), 1x Norse Gods Extracts live resin ccell vape, 1ml Viking Extracts FECO syringe.
Good luck!
¡Feliz navidad! ☃️
As a massive thank you for all of your support over the last year and to get us in the festive spirit, we're doing a Christmas giveaway!
We want to know what is the littlebiggy community's favourite Christmas song or carol.
To enter, you need to:
1. Like this post
2. Comment with your favourite Christmas song or carol (ideally with a link)
3. Write the date and time you comment
4. Vote for at least one other song (it can't be your own)
The winner will be the person whose comment has the most amount of up votes, so please do vote for your favourite song and spread the Christmas cheer.
The winner will receive:
7 grams of loose flower (you choose), 1x Norse Gods Extracts live resin ccell vape, 1ml Viking Extracts FECO syringe.
Good luck!
¡Feliz navidad! ☃️
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Well, there are so many and most are shit BUT if I had to choose a favourite it's.... THE POGUES, fairytale in new york 👍
(my vote will be for whoever chooses SLADE - merry christmas everybody)
HAPPY CHRISTMAS PEOPLE 😎✌️
08/12/24@12:20
(my vote will be for whoever chooses SLADE - merry christmas everybody)
HAPPY CHRISTMAS PEOPLE 😎✌️
08/12/24@12:20
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Reckon this is the best Christmas song. It usually wins polls around this time of year. Completely fair as it's one of the only songs that critiques the festive season and describes it in a very real way. Most of our Christmases won't look like the John Lewis ad. The song relishes that and celebrates it.
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My favourite christmas song is in fact, feliz navidad! Or as we sing it in this house....RELEASE MUM AND DAD! Kids only know it as this too 🤣 raising them well! Merry Xmas to all 💚 08/12/2024 11.57
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just for fun anything by the vandals christmas record id recommend anyone for a chuckle
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My favourite Christmas carol has to be silent night for its beautifully calming lyrics and melody. Brings back nostalgic memories of a magical time in my life. I absolutely loved Christmas as a kid. 8/12/24 @ 16:35
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I get absolutely caned on Xmas Eve then take my daughter to Church at 6.30 and I always end up crying when we sing that 🤭😅
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Haha yeah gets you right in the heart. I used to go to a pentecostal church and it didn't take much to get me going, a certain melody or lyric and the floodgates were open lol
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The Christmas Song by Nat King Cole is an absolute classic and my favorite! Nothing beats the warm, nostalgic vibes of chestnuts roasting on an open fire.
https://youtu.be/F1itSKJLWQY?si=H7R_qNzjLLVXQKe3
Comment date and time: 08/12/2024, 15:30
Off to cast my vote for some other great tunes. Good luck, everyone, and ¡Feliz navidad! ☃️
https://youtu.be/F1itSKJLWQY?si=H7R_qNzjLLVXQKe3
Comment date and time: 08/12/2024, 15:30
Off to cast my vote for some other great tunes. Good luck, everyone, and ¡Feliz navidad! ☃️
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East 17 "STAY ANOTHER DAY"
I forget what Christmas it was (back in the day) but whenever this came on in the club I got lucky, real lucky 🤣🤣08/12/24@14:22
I forget what Christmas it was (back in the day) but whenever this came on in the club I got lucky, real lucky 🤣🤣08/12/24@14:22
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Paul McCartney, Pipes of Peace
https://youtu.be/B3q4Up5ugTc?si=aVoXC_vRG_rCc1WK
08/12/24
12:26
https://youtu.be/B3q4Up5ugTc?si=aVoXC_vRG_rCc1WK
08/12/24
12:26
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Merry Xmas everybody by Slade
https://youtu.be/PTslBTBl1X8
8/12/24
11:38
Good luck everyone and cheers Don✌🏻
https://youtu.be/PTslBTBl1X8
8/12/24
11:38
Good luck everyone and cheers Don✌🏻
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Miles Davis on trumpet. Merry Christmas and good luck. 8/12/24 @ 15.08
Miles Davis on trumpet. Merry Christmas and good luck. 8/12/24 @ 15.08
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Wish it could be Christmas everyday seeing fairytale of new York is gone! Merry Christmas! 8/12/24 13:52
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8/12 21.50
Fairytale of New York is my all time favourite Xmas tune always gets me into the festive spirit
Fairytale of New York is my all time favourite Xmas tune always gets me into the festive spirit
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All the beach boys Christmas songs are great but particularly fond of little Saint Nick.
https://youtu.be/xp9rK8FmYog?si=8MkIgeXFi6krChCi
https://youtu.be/xp9rK8FmYog?si=8MkIgeXFi6krChCi
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Can't go wrong with a bit of Bing Crosby - Do You Hear What I Hear?
Goodluck everyone & Merry Christmas!
08/12/2024 @ 13:55
Goodluck everyone & Merry Christmas!
08/12/2024 @ 13:55
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It's Monday 23/12/24 @ 11:10 and I'm smoking some of donloco's Manny stardawg and it's a quality product better than what I bought for myself 😁 thanks donloco👍
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Don’t think iv seen it on here yet,The darkness,Christmas time(don’t let the bells end)
10/12/24 10.58am.good luck everyone
10/12/24 10.58am.good luck everyone
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Believe it or not I still like , merry Christmas everybody- shakin Stevens.
Wishing you all a great Christmas 🎄 😊
16/12/24 09:35
Wishing you all a great Christmas 🎄 😊
16/12/24 09:35
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Has to be Kevin bloody Wilson, with Santa Claus you cunt!
Will have you crying with laughter
Merry Christmas folks
13/13/24
18:04
Will have you crying with laughter
Merry Christmas folks
13/13/24
18:04
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south park track that you can sneak into playlists and most people are none the wiser . 10/12/24 18.40
Merry medicated chirstmas one and all
Merry medicated chirstmas one and all
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Run DMC Christmas in Hollis
9/12/24 21.53
https://youtu.be/OR07r0ZMFb8?si=BL_9qw7pToc5R6JG
Top comp thank you . Good luck everyone 🤞
9/12/24 21.53
https://youtu.be/OR07r0ZMFb8?si=BL_9qw7pToc5R6JG
Top comp thank you . Good luck everyone 🤞
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Jingle bells naughty version.
Something different for a laugh 😊
Happy Christmas Don 🎄
9:44 am
9/12/2024
Something different for a laugh 😊
Happy Christmas Don 🎄
9:44 am
9/12/2024
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might as well give my two pennies worth and say Smashing Pumpkins - Christmastime.
Always remember them blaring this in the lead up to Christmas when I was working night shifts stacking shelves in a supermarket lol.
Always remember them blaring this in the lead up to Christmas when I was working night shifts stacking shelves in a supermarket lol.
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Rage against the machine- Killing in the name of.
9/12/24 01:30.
Congratulations to whoever got in there first with the pogues.
9/12/24 01:30.
Congratulations to whoever got in there first with the pogues.
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Dean Martin - Let It Snow!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TA3IKH8Y5c
08/12
voted for THE POGUES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TA3IKH8Y5c
08/12
voted for THE POGUES
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has to be wizzard with i wish it could be christmas everyday
controversial opinion i cannot stand fairytale in new york or the pogues *straps on hate helmet*
controversial opinion i cannot stand fairytale in new york or the pogues *straps on hate helmet*
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Just realised I missed the comp but figured i'd share anyway, Eazy knew how to get his Christmas on!
Have a fucked up new year Biggas💜💚
Have a fucked up new year Biggas💜💚
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I’ve voted for East 17 for the classic 90s nostalgia…
But these days I especially look forward to listening to that version of Slade’s classic — BUT it’s the version where every lyric is “Are you hanging out your stocking on the wall.”
Creasing every time! Enjoy if you haven’t seen it before… Merry Christmas one and all xxx
But these days I especially look forward to listening to that version of Slade’s classic — BUT it’s the version where every lyric is “Are you hanging out your stocking on the wall.”
Creasing every time! Enjoy if you haven’t seen it before… Merry Christmas one and all xxx
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Throwing my hat in the ring with Player’s Ball by OutKast, the anti Christmas song about how pimps and gangsters spend their festive season. Close second and my vote goes to Fairytale in New York but honourable mention to Nat King Cole’s Christmas Song. The string intro to that song is great, both nostalgic and melancholic at the same time. Merry Crimbo folks!
14/12/24 @ 7
14/12/24 @ 7
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Shaft - Rhubarb and Custard (Top 10 Xmas 91)
13/13/24
03:04
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQsYXG1ONaM
13/13/24
03:04
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQsYXG1ONaM
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Not a carol or song but I've loved the Coca-Cola advert and the big bright truck since a kid and our kids love it now!
12/12/24 11.38pm. All the best everyone! Cheers Don
12/12/24 11.38pm. All the best everyone! Cheers Don
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Generous comp....Good luck everyone.!
It has to be.....It's the most wonderful time of the year......just a proper all around good feeling CHRISTMASSY song haha...drum and bass version would be great...!! https://youtu.be/AN_R4pR1hck?feature=shared 11.12.24 8.15pm!
It has to be.....It's the most wonderful time of the year......just a proper all around good feeling CHRISTMASSY song haha...drum and bass version would be great...!! https://youtu.be/AN_R4pR1hck?feature=shared 11.12.24 8.15pm!
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Great idea for a comp Don, thanks & merry Christmas. .🎄🎄🎉
Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas | Judy Garland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxxTHzERTsk
Carol of the Bells deserves a mention too
Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas | Judy Garland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxxTHzERTsk
Carol of the Bells deserves a mention too
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My all time favourite Xmas song is - Stop The Cavalry by Jona Lewis!
Merry Christmas You Filthy Animals 🎄🎅
10/12/24 @ 20:12
Merry Christmas You Filthy Animals 🎄🎅
10/12/24 @ 20:12
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https://youtu.be/7vBXFAyUXBc?si=XYzL8_Ueie2BMiyM
I've seen them live. They're brilliant!
Merry Christmas 🤣
I've seen them live. They're brilliant!
Merry Christmas 🤣
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Ace comp.
Can I have driving home for Christmas by Chris rea?
https://youtu.be/uSjq7x67kzM?si=jgPpXXfpXrU0ekZU
Thank you 😊
Can I have driving home for Christmas by Chris rea?
https://youtu.be/uSjq7x67kzM?si=jgPpXXfpXrU0ekZU
Thank you 😊
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Happy Christmas!
My favourite Christmas song:
https://youtu.be/lCpXMy5GalI?si=eI4XZv04FWIHcsf6
23rd December, 13:53 x
My favourite Christmas song:
https://youtu.be/lCpXMy5GalI?si=eI4XZv04FWIHcsf6
23rd December, 13:53 x
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New Giveaway Challenge. 09/12/24. 3 x 1g Prize Pending - CUR8
Recently Roo and his grandad were out for lunch and bumped into Abs' uncle Kurta and as Roo suspected...gramps was gona be gramps.
Roo>how's things…
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New Giveaway Challenge. 09/12/24. 3 x 1g Prize Pending - CUR8
Sorry didn’t do a giveaway past couple weeks so will giveaway 3 x 1g this week!
So brace yourself for the challenge….!
***Write a comedic Script with Uncle Kurta Wala (my melty Hash Connect )
Give him a comedic name like “Kurta Wala” or “chai Wala” or “hash Wala” whatever you prefer. The more comedic the better
Write a script with old school British fella and should be as comedic as possible.
Script should be of a 1-2 min conversation so not too long.
May the most creative Win the CUR8 Prize
So brace yourself for the challenge….!
***Write a comedic Script with Uncle Kurta Wala (my melty Hash Connect )
Give him a comedic name like “Kurta Wala” or “chai Wala” or “hash Wala” whatever you prefer. The more comedic the better
Write a script with old school British fella and should be as comedic as possible.
Script should be of a 1-2 min conversation so not too long.
May the most creative Win the CUR8 Prize
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Haha this is a quality comp..ill give it a go..
Slightly hard of hearing Mr Bailey is walking along a narrow street ( think York shambles), when a commotion on the other side catches his eye, curious he crosses over to find out what's occurring.
He soon finds that a short man (uncle wala) is trying help another man off the ground and politely asks if he needed a hand.. the conversation follows..
Mr B..' excuse me sir, but would you like a hand'
Uncle w ' why how lovely of you to offer, please could you help me help this this man find his feet'
Mr B ' receipt? Receipt for what?, perhaps he is sitting on it'
Uncle w ' not receipt, find his feet'
Mr B ' but I can't lift his feet, otherwise we won't get him up to find the receipt'
Uncle W ' no no no, there is no receipt sir, I need him on his feet'
Mr B 'why would you knee this poor man, what's the matter with you?, I think I should call the police'
At the mention of the police, man on ground jumps up and says, 'not the police, and turns to uncle w and says, in a very lethargic way, ' jeez weedy wala, that is the best blunt I've had in years, I want to hug you'
Mr B looks astonished, and turns to uncle W and cries, ' good grief man, run quickly, this man wants to mug you, now I know why you kneed him, and don't worry, I was a scrapper back in my day' before pushing uncle W to the side and lamping the clearly still wasted other man so hard he drops back to the ground and passes out..
Uncle W, turns and says 'my goodness, why on earth did you do that you fool'
Mr B replies, ' why thank you, its a long time since I was called cool, I think I quite like this place' before turning and leaving to walk back across the road, leaving a very confused uncle wala to try and revive his stoned and now knockout friend..
Lol, tried to keep it short, but that one could run for ages..
When's the draw😅 I might try another when I have more time🤣
Slightly hard of hearing Mr Bailey is walking along a narrow street ( think York shambles), when a commotion on the other side catches his eye, curious he crosses over to find out what's occurring.
He soon finds that a short man (uncle wala) is trying help another man off the ground and politely asks if he needed a hand.. the conversation follows..
Mr B..' excuse me sir, but would you like a hand'
Uncle w ' why how lovely of you to offer, please could you help me help this this man find his feet'
Mr B ' receipt? Receipt for what?, perhaps he is sitting on it'
Uncle w ' not receipt, find his feet'
Mr B ' but I can't lift his feet, otherwise we won't get him up to find the receipt'
Uncle W ' no no no, there is no receipt sir, I need him on his feet'
Mr B 'why would you knee this poor man, what's the matter with you?, I think I should call the police'
At the mention of the police, man on ground jumps up and says, 'not the police, and turns to uncle w and says, in a very lethargic way, ' jeez weedy wala, that is the best blunt I've had in years, I want to hug you'
Mr B looks astonished, and turns to uncle W and cries, ' good grief man, run quickly, this man wants to mug you, now I know why you kneed him, and don't worry, I was a scrapper back in my day' before pushing uncle W to the side and lamping the clearly still wasted other man so hard he drops back to the ground and passes out..
Uncle W, turns and says 'my goodness, why on earth did you do that you fool'
Mr B replies, ' why thank you, its a long time since I was called cool, I think I quite like this place' before turning and leaving to walk back across the road, leaving a very confused uncle wala to try and revive his stoned and now knockout friend..
Lol, tried to keep it short, but that one could run for ages..
When's the draw😅 I might try another when I have more time🤣
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Script: "Kurta Wala Meets Mr. Butterworth"
Scene: A small, chaotic tea shop in East London. Behind the counter is Kurta Wala, flamboyant and full of energy. In walks Mr. Clive Butterworth, a stiff-upper-lip British gentleman in tweed.
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Kurta Wala: Arrey! Welcome to Kurta Wala’s Tea and Everything Emporium! What can I do for you, babu? Chai, samosas, or just my charming company?
Mr. Butterworth: (adjusting monocle) I heard Cur8Resin’s your go-to vendor on LittleBiggy. I’m here to inquire.
Kurta Wala: Ah, Cur8Resin! Top-notch, best on LittleBiggy. But babu, no business without chai. Sit. You need my Kurta Wala Special first.
Mr. Butterworth: (hesitant) I don’t see why—
Kurta Wala: (dramatic) No chai, no life! Trust me, babu, one sip, and you’ll feel like James Bond in a Bollywood movie.
(Mr. Butterworth reluctantly sits. Kurta Wala brews chai with flair, sliding it over with a grin.)
Kurta Wala: Here you go—ginger, cardamom, cinnamon, and a sprinkle of jazbaati magic!
Mr. Butterworth: (takes a sip, eyes widen) Good grief… this is exceptional!
Kurta Wala: Told you! Now, Cur8Resin—best stuff, handpicked with love. Found it on LittleBiggy myself.
Mr. Butterworth: (suspicious) And this jazbaati magic?
Kurta Wala: (winks) Family secret! But no hash—unless you ask.
Mr. Butterworth: (splutters) Good heavens! This place is absurd.
Kurta Wala: (laughing) Relax, babuji! Just jokes. Now take some samosas for the road. They pair perfectly with a Cur8Resin delivery.
Mr. Butterworth: (grumbling, eating a samosa) Utter madness. But I may… return.
Kurta Wala: (shouting after him) Don’t forget—five stars for Kurta Wala and Cur8Resin on LittleBiggy!
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[End Scene]
Scene: A small, chaotic tea shop in East London. Behind the counter is Kurta Wala, flamboyant and full of energy. In walks Mr. Clive Butterworth, a stiff-upper-lip British gentleman in tweed.
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Kurta Wala: Arrey! Welcome to Kurta Wala’s Tea and Everything Emporium! What can I do for you, babu? Chai, samosas, or just my charming company?
Mr. Butterworth: (adjusting monocle) I heard Cur8Resin’s your go-to vendor on LittleBiggy. I’m here to inquire.
Kurta Wala: Ah, Cur8Resin! Top-notch, best on LittleBiggy. But babu, no business without chai. Sit. You need my Kurta Wala Special first.
Mr. Butterworth: (hesitant) I don’t see why—
Kurta Wala: (dramatic) No chai, no life! Trust me, babu, one sip, and you’ll feel like James Bond in a Bollywood movie.
(Mr. Butterworth reluctantly sits. Kurta Wala brews chai with flair, sliding it over with a grin.)
Kurta Wala: Here you go—ginger, cardamom, cinnamon, and a sprinkle of jazbaati magic!
Mr. Butterworth: (takes a sip, eyes widen) Good grief… this is exceptional!
Kurta Wala: Told you! Now, Cur8Resin—best stuff, handpicked with love. Found it on LittleBiggy myself.
Mr. Butterworth: (suspicious) And this jazbaati magic?
Kurta Wala: (winks) Family secret! But no hash—unless you ask.
Mr. Butterworth: (splutters) Good heavens! This place is absurd.
Kurta Wala: (laughing) Relax, babuji! Just jokes. Now take some samosas for the road. They pair perfectly with a Cur8Resin delivery.
Mr. Butterworth: (grumbling, eating a samosa) Utter madness. But I may… return.
Kurta Wala: (shouting after him) Don’t forget—five stars for Kurta Wala and Cur8Resin on LittleBiggy!
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[End Scene]
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Title: "The Adventures of Hash Wala"
Scene: A dimly lit street corner in London. It’s a typical chilly evening. We hear the distant sound of the hustle and bustle of London traffic. A sign reads “Hash Wala’s Corner Shop.” The shop is small, messy, and full of oddities—mismatched chairs, a cracked teapot, and a big sign with “HASH WALA” scribbled in chalk. A very British gentleman, Sir Reginald Fiddlesticks, in his tweed suit, monocle, and top hat, approaches the shop. Inside, behind the counter, is Hash Wala, an eccentric, energetic Indian man with a giant bushy mustache, wearing an old kurta, and constantly surrounded by smoke from his mysterious "melty hash."
[The bell above the door rings as Sir Reginald enters the shop.]
Sir Reginald: (In a posh British accent) Good heavens! What is this place? It smells like a blend of incense, potpourri, and... what, might I ask, is that peculiar odour?
Hash Wala: (Squints through smoke, grinning wide) Ah! Welcome, welcome, my dear Sir! You’ve arrived at Hash Wala’s very own corner of... enlightenment! The finest hash, the finest tea, and the finest company you’ll ever find! (He laughs, coughing slightly from the smoke.)
Sir Reginald: (Looks around skeptically) I see, yes. It smells like my old uncle's beard after a night at the local pub. Quite pungent. What exactly is it you serve here, my good man?
Hash Wala: (Suddenly gets very serious) What do I serve? I serve... magic! I serve... history! I serve... a jolly good time! (He dramatically throws his arms up in the air, knocking over a jar of something sticky.) I serve you, my friend, the melty hash! It melts your worries away!
Sir Reginald: (Frowning) Melty hash, you say? What does it... melt exactly?
Hash Wala: (Leaning in and whispering conspiratorially) Melt your mind, melt your troubles, melt your reality, my dear chap. (He waves a hand, as if summoning mystical forces.) You see, the hash is not just any hash. It’s a hash of the finest quality, with a little British twist. I call it... ‘Hash of the Empire.’ (He sniffs the air, looking proud.)
Sir Reginald: (Tilts his monocle, looking slightly horrified) 'Hash of the Empire'? That's... well, quite odd, old fellow. Is it edible, or do I need a shovel and a spade to dig through it?
Hash Wala: (Laughs heartily, slapping the counter) Oh, Sir! It's far more than edible! It's... it's like the Queen’s corgis after a run in the park—fluffy, wonderful, and slightly disorienting! You see, this hash has the power to make you rethink everything. It's not just a snack; it's an experience.
Sir Reginald: (Raises an eyebrow) I’m not certain I wish to rethink everything. I’m quite fond of my current thinking, thank you. I quite like knowing which fork to use at dinner.
Hash Wala: (Laughing wildly) Forks? Oh, you mean those things that are too delicate for the real work? Here, we use our hands! And we enjoy the real experience of life! (He points to a huge jar of suspicious-looking green goo on the shelf.) Try a dab of this, my dear Sir. It’s called ‘The Sceptre’s Delight.’
Sir Reginald: (Leaning back) Ahem, ‘The Sceptre’s Delight,’ you say? That sounds more like a British scandal than a snack. Do I need a passport to sample it?
Hash Wala: (Grinning even wider) Nah, nah, mate! You just need an open mind and a sense of adventure! (He grabs a spoon and scoops out a small portion of the goo, offering it to Sir Reginald.) Go on, have a taste! It’ll make you feel like you're flying over Buckingham Palace with a cup of tea in hand!
Sir Reginald: (Glaring at the spoon) I’m afraid I’ve never been fond of flying, especially over palaces... But very well, just a small taste.
[Sir Reginald hesitates, then tentatively takes a bite of the goo. His eyes widen.]
Sir Reginald: (Eyes darting around, starting to sway slightly) Blimey! What in tarnation is this? It’s like... it’s like I can hear the Queen’s voice in my head saying, ‘Reginald, do stop acting so stiff and get on with it.’
Hash Wala: (Nods sagely, puffing out more smoke) Exactly, exactly! You’re getting it now! You see, this hash isn’t just about the flavours, it’s about unlocking your true potential! The world suddenly feels like... like one big garden party!
Sir Reginald: (In a daze, speaking very slowly) By Jove, I do believe... I just saw a crow wearing a bow tie. And was that Big Ben... dancing?
Hash Wala: (Nodding, amused) Yes, my friend! That’s the magic of the Hash Wala special! You can see things you’ve never seen before! Think things you’ve never thought before! Like... maybe you’ll realize that you don’t need all these fancy clothes and manners. You could just wear a kurta and be free, like me!
Sir Reginald: (Looking down at his suit, then staring at Hash Wala’s kurta) A kurta, you say? Well, I never thought I’d... but you know, it does look rather comfortable... and colourful. Perhaps I’ll take a set. But first, what in the world is that noise coming from your kettle?
Hash Wala: (Hears a strange buzzing noise) Ah, the tea kettle! It's the ‘Saffron Surprise’ brewing. It sings to you when it’s ready! It’s a symphony for the soul, my good Sir! (He rushes to the kettle, which is now emitting a high-pitched hum.)
Sir Reginald: (Laughing) Well, I’ll be! A tea kettle with musical aspirations? Perhaps I’ve finally lost my mind!
Hash Wala: (Chuckling) Oh, Sir, you haven’t lost it. You’ve just found it in a completely new place!
[Both burst into laughter, the room filled with smoke and the scent of tea.]
Sir Reginald: (Giggling uncontrollably) By Jove! I do believe this is the most insane tea party I’ve ever had!
Hash Wala: (Grinning) Welcome to the Hash Wala experience, old sport! Where the party never stops... and the hash never melts... well, at least not completely!
[The scene fades out with them laughing, the kettle whistling, and the sound of Big Ben’s faint jiggling tune in the distance.]
Scene: A dimly lit street corner in London. It’s a typical chilly evening. We hear the distant sound of the hustle and bustle of London traffic. A sign reads “Hash Wala’s Corner Shop.” The shop is small, messy, and full of oddities—mismatched chairs, a cracked teapot, and a big sign with “HASH WALA” scribbled in chalk. A very British gentleman, Sir Reginald Fiddlesticks, in his tweed suit, monocle, and top hat, approaches the shop. Inside, behind the counter, is Hash Wala, an eccentric, energetic Indian man with a giant bushy mustache, wearing an old kurta, and constantly surrounded by smoke from his mysterious "melty hash."
[The bell above the door rings as Sir Reginald enters the shop.]
Sir Reginald: (In a posh British accent) Good heavens! What is this place? It smells like a blend of incense, potpourri, and... what, might I ask, is that peculiar odour?
Hash Wala: (Squints through smoke, grinning wide) Ah! Welcome, welcome, my dear Sir! You’ve arrived at Hash Wala’s very own corner of... enlightenment! The finest hash, the finest tea, and the finest company you’ll ever find! (He laughs, coughing slightly from the smoke.)
Sir Reginald: (Looks around skeptically) I see, yes. It smells like my old uncle's beard after a night at the local pub. Quite pungent. What exactly is it you serve here, my good man?
Hash Wala: (Suddenly gets very serious) What do I serve? I serve... magic! I serve... history! I serve... a jolly good time! (He dramatically throws his arms up in the air, knocking over a jar of something sticky.) I serve you, my friend, the melty hash! It melts your worries away!
Sir Reginald: (Frowning) Melty hash, you say? What does it... melt exactly?
Hash Wala: (Leaning in and whispering conspiratorially) Melt your mind, melt your troubles, melt your reality, my dear chap. (He waves a hand, as if summoning mystical forces.) You see, the hash is not just any hash. It’s a hash of the finest quality, with a little British twist. I call it... ‘Hash of the Empire.’ (He sniffs the air, looking proud.)
Sir Reginald: (Tilts his monocle, looking slightly horrified) 'Hash of the Empire'? That's... well, quite odd, old fellow. Is it edible, or do I need a shovel and a spade to dig through it?
Hash Wala: (Laughs heartily, slapping the counter) Oh, Sir! It's far more than edible! It's... it's like the Queen’s corgis after a run in the park—fluffy, wonderful, and slightly disorienting! You see, this hash has the power to make you rethink everything. It's not just a snack; it's an experience.
Sir Reginald: (Raises an eyebrow) I’m not certain I wish to rethink everything. I’m quite fond of my current thinking, thank you. I quite like knowing which fork to use at dinner.
Hash Wala: (Laughing wildly) Forks? Oh, you mean those things that are too delicate for the real work? Here, we use our hands! And we enjoy the real experience of life! (He points to a huge jar of suspicious-looking green goo on the shelf.) Try a dab of this, my dear Sir. It’s called ‘The Sceptre’s Delight.’
Sir Reginald: (Leaning back) Ahem, ‘The Sceptre’s Delight,’ you say? That sounds more like a British scandal than a snack. Do I need a passport to sample it?
Hash Wala: (Grinning even wider) Nah, nah, mate! You just need an open mind and a sense of adventure! (He grabs a spoon and scoops out a small portion of the goo, offering it to Sir Reginald.) Go on, have a taste! It’ll make you feel like you're flying over Buckingham Palace with a cup of tea in hand!
Sir Reginald: (Glaring at the spoon) I’m afraid I’ve never been fond of flying, especially over palaces... But very well, just a small taste.
[Sir Reginald hesitates, then tentatively takes a bite of the goo. His eyes widen.]
Sir Reginald: (Eyes darting around, starting to sway slightly) Blimey! What in tarnation is this? It’s like... it’s like I can hear the Queen’s voice in my head saying, ‘Reginald, do stop acting so stiff and get on with it.’
Hash Wala: (Nods sagely, puffing out more smoke) Exactly, exactly! You’re getting it now! You see, this hash isn’t just about the flavours, it’s about unlocking your true potential! The world suddenly feels like... like one big garden party!
Sir Reginald: (In a daze, speaking very slowly) By Jove, I do believe... I just saw a crow wearing a bow tie. And was that Big Ben... dancing?
Hash Wala: (Nodding, amused) Yes, my friend! That’s the magic of the Hash Wala special! You can see things you’ve never seen before! Think things you’ve never thought before! Like... maybe you’ll realize that you don’t need all these fancy clothes and manners. You could just wear a kurta and be free, like me!
Sir Reginald: (Looking down at his suit, then staring at Hash Wala’s kurta) A kurta, you say? Well, I never thought I’d... but you know, it does look rather comfortable... and colourful. Perhaps I’ll take a set. But first, what in the world is that noise coming from your kettle?
Hash Wala: (Hears a strange buzzing noise) Ah, the tea kettle! It's the ‘Saffron Surprise’ brewing. It sings to you when it’s ready! It’s a symphony for the soul, my good Sir! (He rushes to the kettle, which is now emitting a high-pitched hum.)
Sir Reginald: (Laughing) Well, I’ll be! A tea kettle with musical aspirations? Perhaps I’ve finally lost my mind!
Hash Wala: (Chuckling) Oh, Sir, you haven’t lost it. You’ve just found it in a completely new place!
[Both burst into laughter, the room filled with smoke and the scent of tea.]
Sir Reginald: (Giggling uncontrollably) By Jove! I do believe this is the most insane tea party I’ve ever had!
Hash Wala: (Grinning) Welcome to the Hash Wala experience, old sport! Where the party never stops... and the hash never melts... well, at least not completely!
[The scene fades out with them laughing, the kettle whistling, and the sound of Big Ben’s faint jiggling tune in the distance.]
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A bustling street corner with a vibrant, makeshift stall decorated with psychedelic tapestries. Uncle Hash Wala, a jovial man in a wildly colorful kurta, sits on a wobbly stool rolling the fattest joint you’ve ever seen. His hookah bubbles ominously in the background. Enter Sir Wigglesworth, an old-school British gentleman with a monocle, a bowler hat, and an umbrella as polished as his upper lip.
Sir Wigglesworth: (adjusting monocle) Good heavens! What is this peculiar establishment? Smells like… rebellion wrapped in questionable legality.
Uncle Hash Wala: (grinning widely) Ah, welcome, Lord Monocle of Proper Manners! You’re just in time. You want a joint? Hookah? Or some unsolicited existential advice? Uncle Hash Wala has it all!
Sir Wigglesworth: (sniffs cautiously) A joint, you say? I was merely inquiring about directions.
Uncle Hash Wala: Directions? Arre, easy! Straight to the stars, courtesy of this. (holds up the joint like it’s Excalibur) First puff is free, but the vibes? Priceless.
Sir Wigglesworth: (adjusting bowler hat nervously) I… I haven’t partaken in such indulgences since the Queen’s youth.
Uncle Hash Wala: (laughing) Then you’re overdue, my lord! Trust me, this one will make you see the world in Technicolor and make your bowler hat sing karaoke.
Sir Wigglesworth: (squinting) And what, pray tell, is in this… creation?
Uncle Hash Wala: (leans in conspiratorially) The finest herb, my friend, sourced from Cur8Resin on littlebiggy.com! Only the smoothest, purest, most high-class high. Perfect for a gentleman such as yourself.
Sir Wigglesworth: (intrigued) Cur8Resin, you say? What makes it so special?
Uncle Hash Wala: (dramatic) Special? It’s the Rolls-Royce of resin! Smooth as your Queen’s wave and potent enough to make your umbrella do the Macarena. Available exclusively on littlebiggy.com.
Sir Wigglesworth: (stroking chin) Sounds rather compelling. Very well, I shall try… this joint.
Uncle Hash Wala: (hands over the joint) Here you go, Sir High-glesworth. One puff, and you’ll feel lighter than colonial guilt.
Sir Wigglesworth cautiously takes a puff. His monocle immediately pops out, his bowler hat does a somersault, and he starts giggling uncontrollably.
Sir Wigglesworth: (through laughter) By Jove! This is… astonishing! I feel as though I’ve just ridden a rainbow over a field of dancing unicorns!
Uncle Hash Wala: (smug) Told you, my friend. This is more than a joint; it’s a journey. Now imagine this quality every time with Cur8Resin. Your butler will thank you.
Sir Wigglesworth: (giggling) Oh, you’re a peculiar chap, but you’ve certainly won me over. I shall visit littlebiggy.com immediately!
Uncle Hash Wala: (bows dramatically) That’s the spirit! Don’t forget to leave a five-star review for Cur8Resin and tell your Queen to legalize the vibes.
They both burst into laughter as Sir Wigglesworth exits, skipping down the street and twirling his umbrella like a baton. Uncle Hash Wala leans back, lighting up his own joint, a job well done
Sir Wigglesworth: (adjusting monocle) Good heavens! What is this peculiar establishment? Smells like… rebellion wrapped in questionable legality.
Uncle Hash Wala: (grinning widely) Ah, welcome, Lord Monocle of Proper Manners! You’re just in time. You want a joint? Hookah? Or some unsolicited existential advice? Uncle Hash Wala has it all!
Sir Wigglesworth: (sniffs cautiously) A joint, you say? I was merely inquiring about directions.
Uncle Hash Wala: Directions? Arre, easy! Straight to the stars, courtesy of this. (holds up the joint like it’s Excalibur) First puff is free, but the vibes? Priceless.
Sir Wigglesworth: (adjusting bowler hat nervously) I… I haven’t partaken in such indulgences since the Queen’s youth.
Uncle Hash Wala: (laughing) Then you’re overdue, my lord! Trust me, this one will make you see the world in Technicolor and make your bowler hat sing karaoke.
Sir Wigglesworth: (squinting) And what, pray tell, is in this… creation?
Uncle Hash Wala: (leans in conspiratorially) The finest herb, my friend, sourced from Cur8Resin on littlebiggy.com! Only the smoothest, purest, most high-class high. Perfect for a gentleman such as yourself.
Sir Wigglesworth: (intrigued) Cur8Resin, you say? What makes it so special?
Uncle Hash Wala: (dramatic) Special? It’s the Rolls-Royce of resin! Smooth as your Queen’s wave and potent enough to make your umbrella do the Macarena. Available exclusively on littlebiggy.com.
Sir Wigglesworth: (stroking chin) Sounds rather compelling. Very well, I shall try… this joint.
Uncle Hash Wala: (hands over the joint) Here you go, Sir High-glesworth. One puff, and you’ll feel lighter than colonial guilt.
Sir Wigglesworth cautiously takes a puff. His monocle immediately pops out, his bowler hat does a somersault, and he starts giggling uncontrollably.
Sir Wigglesworth: (through laughter) By Jove! This is… astonishing! I feel as though I’ve just ridden a rainbow over a field of dancing unicorns!
Uncle Hash Wala: (smug) Told you, my friend. This is more than a joint; it’s a journey. Now imagine this quality every time with Cur8Resin. Your butler will thank you.
Sir Wigglesworth: (giggling) Oh, you’re a peculiar chap, but you’ve certainly won me over. I shall visit littlebiggy.com immediately!
Uncle Hash Wala: (bows dramatically) That’s the spirit! Don’t forget to leave a five-star review for Cur8Resin and tell your Queen to legalize the vibes.
They both burst into laughter as Sir Wigglesworth exits, skipping down the street and twirling his umbrella like a baton. Uncle Hash Wala leans back, lighting up his own joint, a job well done
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"Hash Wala's Delights"**
*Scene: A quaint, shabby little street corner in London. A small, steam-emitting cart sits beside a busy sidewalk. A large sign reads: "Hash Wala's Specialty - The Best Melty Hash in Town!" The cart is run by an eccentric old man, **Uncle Hash Wala**, who has wild hair, a thick accent, and a wide grin.*
*Enter: An old British gentleman in a tweed suit, bowler hat, and monocle, clearly out of place. His name is **Sir Reginald Crumpetworth**, a prim and proper fellow with an air of dignified confusion.*
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**Sir Reginald**: (lifting monocle to his eye, inspecting the cart)
"Ah, good day, good sir. I say, what is this curious contraption? And what, pray tell, is 'melty hash'?"
**Uncle Hash Wala**: (beaming with pride, his hands moving in exaggerated motions as he explains)
"Ah, my friend! You’ve just stumbled upon the finest delicacy of the century. This, Sir, is **Hash Wala’s World-Famous Melty Hash!** It's... well, it's *sort* of like a hash, but it melts like a dream! Very popular among the young and the old, but especially among those with a *very* specific appreciation for, um... *unconventional relaxation.*" (winks)
**Sir Reginald**: (puzzled)
"Relaxation, you say? I must admit, I’m more of a fan of a good Earl Grey and a game of croquet. This... 'melty hash'... isn't that some sort of culinary... *invention* gone awry?"
**Uncle Hash Wala**: (laughs heartily)
"Invention? Invention, my dear chap! This is not invention, this is a *revolution* of flavours! It’s all-natural, non-GMO, 100% organic relaxation... straight from the garden of life itself!"
**Sir Reginald**: (still skeptical)
"Hm, I do enjoy a good garden, but I’m rather partial to a bit of fresh thyme, you know? Are you suggesting I’d feel... ‘relaxed’ after sampling this... *melty hash*?"
**Uncle Hash Wala**: (gesturing dramatically)
"Relaxed? You’ll be floating, my good man! You’ll be walking on air, feeling as light as a feather, like a cloud on a sunny day! You won’t even need your monocle to see the world in a whole new light! You’ll be... well, let’s say, you’ll be more 'open to the vibes.'"
**Sir Reginald**: (raising an eyebrow, slightly intrigued)
"Open to the vibes, you say? Well, I do suppose I could use a bit of... *vibe-opening* in my life. What does it cost? Surely not more than my annual subscription to the Gentleman's Club of Mildly Controversial Opinions?"
**Uncle Hash Wala**: (snaps his fingers)
"Ah, for you, my friend, a special price. Two pounds and fifty pence for a serving that will change your life. Or, at the very least, make you forget about it for a few hours."
**Sir Reginald**: (hesitant but intrigued, pulls out wallet)
"Two pounds, eh? Well, one must support local... *innovations*, I suppose. But I do hope this isn't one of those things that makes you... *question your existence*?"
**Uncle Hash Wala**: (grins mischievously)
"Question your existence? Nah, my friend. You’ll just be too busy enjoying the snack to worry about your existence. It’s like a vacation for your mind! Don’t ask questions, just eat, and let the world do its thing!"
**Sir Reginald**: (takes a deep breath)
"Well, what’s the worst that could happen? I’ve survived three failed marriages and a suspiciously awful round of golf. I'll give it a go."
(He hands over the money, takes a bite of the melty hash, and after a moment, his face lights up.)
**Sir Reginald**: (staring into the distance)
"By Jove, I do believe I’m *floating*... This is... this is absolutely *marvellous*! I feel as though I’ve just become one with the universe, and the universe... smells faintly of... coriander and... lavender?"
**Uncle Hash Wala**: (grinning widely)
"See? I told you, mate. Welcome to the Hash Wala experience. No turning back now!"
**Sir Reginald**: (nodding serenely, clearly in another dimension)
"Why, I think I’ll cancel that subscription to the Gentleman’s Club. Too stiff, too proper. This... this... *melty hash* is the real deal!"
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*Scene fades with Sir Reginald wandering off, blissfully humming, as Uncle Hash Wala watches him go with a satisfied smile.*
*Scene: A quaint, shabby little street corner in London. A small, steam-emitting cart sits beside a busy sidewalk. A large sign reads: "Hash Wala's Specialty - The Best Melty Hash in Town!" The cart is run by an eccentric old man, **Uncle Hash Wala**, who has wild hair, a thick accent, and a wide grin.*
*Enter: An old British gentleman in a tweed suit, bowler hat, and monocle, clearly out of place. His name is **Sir Reginald Crumpetworth**, a prim and proper fellow with an air of dignified confusion.*
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**Sir Reginald**: (lifting monocle to his eye, inspecting the cart)
"Ah, good day, good sir. I say, what is this curious contraption? And what, pray tell, is 'melty hash'?"
**Uncle Hash Wala**: (beaming with pride, his hands moving in exaggerated motions as he explains)
"Ah, my friend! You’ve just stumbled upon the finest delicacy of the century. This, Sir, is **Hash Wala’s World-Famous Melty Hash!** It's... well, it's *sort* of like a hash, but it melts like a dream! Very popular among the young and the old, but especially among those with a *very* specific appreciation for, um... *unconventional relaxation.*" (winks)
**Sir Reginald**: (puzzled)
"Relaxation, you say? I must admit, I’m more of a fan of a good Earl Grey and a game of croquet. This... 'melty hash'... isn't that some sort of culinary... *invention* gone awry?"
**Uncle Hash Wala**: (laughs heartily)
"Invention? Invention, my dear chap! This is not invention, this is a *revolution* of flavours! It’s all-natural, non-GMO, 100% organic relaxation... straight from the garden of life itself!"
**Sir Reginald**: (still skeptical)
"Hm, I do enjoy a good garden, but I’m rather partial to a bit of fresh thyme, you know? Are you suggesting I’d feel... ‘relaxed’ after sampling this... *melty hash*?"
**Uncle Hash Wala**: (gesturing dramatically)
"Relaxed? You’ll be floating, my good man! You’ll be walking on air, feeling as light as a feather, like a cloud on a sunny day! You won’t even need your monocle to see the world in a whole new light! You’ll be... well, let’s say, you’ll be more 'open to the vibes.'"
**Sir Reginald**: (raising an eyebrow, slightly intrigued)
"Open to the vibes, you say? Well, I do suppose I could use a bit of... *vibe-opening* in my life. What does it cost? Surely not more than my annual subscription to the Gentleman's Club of Mildly Controversial Opinions?"
**Uncle Hash Wala**: (snaps his fingers)
"Ah, for you, my friend, a special price. Two pounds and fifty pence for a serving that will change your life. Or, at the very least, make you forget about it for a few hours."
**Sir Reginald**: (hesitant but intrigued, pulls out wallet)
"Two pounds, eh? Well, one must support local... *innovations*, I suppose. But I do hope this isn't one of those things that makes you... *question your existence*?"
**Uncle Hash Wala**: (grins mischievously)
"Question your existence? Nah, my friend. You’ll just be too busy enjoying the snack to worry about your existence. It’s like a vacation for your mind! Don’t ask questions, just eat, and let the world do its thing!"
**Sir Reginald**: (takes a deep breath)
"Well, what’s the worst that could happen? I’ve survived three failed marriages and a suspiciously awful round of golf. I'll give it a go."
(He hands over the money, takes a bite of the melty hash, and after a moment, his face lights up.)
**Sir Reginald**: (staring into the distance)
"By Jove, I do believe I’m *floating*... This is... this is absolutely *marvellous*! I feel as though I’ve just become one with the universe, and the universe... smells faintly of... coriander and... lavender?"
**Uncle Hash Wala**: (grinning widely)
"See? I told you, mate. Welcome to the Hash Wala experience. No turning back now!"
**Sir Reginald**: (nodding serenely, clearly in another dimension)
"Why, I think I’ll cancel that subscription to the Gentleman’s Club. Too stiff, too proper. This... this... *melty hash* is the real deal!"
---
*Scene fades with Sir Reginald wandering off, blissfully humming, as Uncle Hash Wala watches him go with a satisfied smile.*
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Recently Roo and his grandad were out for lunch and bumped into Abs' uncle Kurta and as Roo suspected...gramps was gona be gramps.
Roo>how's things uncle kurta,this is my grampa Joe.
Kurta>hi Mr Wain nice to meet you.
Gramps>he's no yer uncle why ye callin him uncle?
Roo>sighs
Kurta>haha its a family thing just call me Hash.
Gramps> Wit? Hash as in like the old wacky backy haha?
Kurta>got it in one haha.
Gramps>well lovely to meet ye Hash son,yer nephew's a brilliant boy.
Kurta>cheers old fella,you're looking very dapper with your suit on.
Gramps>aye no as much as you son. Give my Roo some bloody fashion tips!
Kurta>hahaha the young fella can't pull of this wardrobe
Roo>sighs..what a day its been already...
Roo>how's things uncle kurta,this is my grampa Joe.
Kurta>hi Mr Wain nice to meet you.
Gramps>he's no yer uncle why ye callin him uncle?
Roo>sighs
Kurta>haha its a family thing just call me Hash.
Gramps> Wit? Hash as in like the old wacky backy haha?
Kurta>got it in one haha.
Gramps>well lovely to meet ye Hash son,yer nephew's a brilliant boy.
Kurta>cheers old fella,you're looking very dapper with your suit on.
Gramps>aye no as much as you son. Give my Roo some bloody fashion tips!
Kurta>hahaha the young fella can't pull of this wardrobe
Roo>sighs..what a day its been already...
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British man: “I say let’s eat in here Uncle kurtas Bazaar.
Uncle Kurta: afternoon good sir my apologies but I feel our food is a little spicy for you
British man: Piffle old bean I will eat anything you eat
Uncle: ok sir please enjoy but I am warning you
British man: I say Mr Kurta would you have some milk or maybe a little smoke to take the edge off
- passes a rolled joint
Uncle : I am warning you again sir this is very special smoking very strong
British man: Damn you Kurta I will smoke anything you smoke
10 minutes later new customer walks in
Uncle : hello sir please this way , don’t mind Mr smith he is very tired .
the vision in my head was comical 🤣
Uncle Kurta: afternoon good sir my apologies but I feel our food is a little spicy for you
British man: Piffle old bean I will eat anything you eat
Uncle: ok sir please enjoy but I am warning you
British man: I say Mr Kurta would you have some milk or maybe a little smoke to take the edge off
- passes a rolled joint
Uncle : I am warning you again sir this is very special smoking very strong
British man: Damn you Kurta I will smoke anything you smoke
10 minutes later new customer walks in
Uncle : hello sir please this way , don’t mind Mr smith he is very tired .
the vision in my head was comical 🤣
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bigg topics
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