did i hate him when he was still an organic? sure, but the rhythm of his new brain was spectacular and when he did 10 years as a centenarian for killing lionel ritchie we all gave him props.

there was a raid on boas and all the sequins still left were fucked

Believe it, Balla 2084 inspired a line of wearables.

So what decided on designing a sequin outfit, after days and days of hard work I show up to his party. I then remembered that Elton John had an altered personality due to all of the children’s blood he drank in order to keep alive so long.

He looked at me, triggered from his past, seeing the sequins sparkling something triggers in his brain….

He starts to decompose in front of my eyes. In all his hate he remembered being alive sucked and started to disintegrate.

After watching him disintegrate I start realising it was all a dream…. I start coming around.

I see a sequin top on the floor, I am like “da fuck”, I roll over in bed to find Avid Merrion in his Elton John mask looking at me directly in the eyes and shouts “fuck off or i will bum you”

will the real elton john please stand up? i thought then i get out of the bed, micheal and latoya jr still lying besides me the sequin eyemask drops to the floor and the 15,876,238th remix starts, thank god i cant tell what song started any of this.

The invite said "surprise me with your flair and extravagance". So I thought I'd go smart causal. I turned up naked and in glasses and acted causal.

She fell to bytes...

She sent my wife a message to my wife detailing everything we had done, the trip to meta rock, the weekend orgy on uranus, everything.

Fortunately the proof bot shot her ass down as the ho failed to sign her transactions on the lovechain. Opsec is everything.

i convinced her she was just hallucinating. and that worked, at least until the next version came out..

She turned into a gigabytche

She ran away with my imaginary friend.