"Oh dear, this business with Andrew being a nonce is rather awkward isnt it Phillip... Phillip... Philllllliiiip?"

CONGRATULATIONS MATE I WILL DM YOU

Nice one mate, thank you..

They arrived today Biggas, fast and well packaged, I went for the Mixed Berries and the Sour Apple, I'll let yous know how they are when I've tried them!

Thanks again Franz for the fun competition💜💚

good luck

"When you're certain your postie has taken a detour through Narnia, but they finally arrives fashionably late."

good luck

When you find out you are visiting the in-laws in Germany....... Then find out about decriminalisation.

good luck

When you think LB is down for maintenance for 3 days!

Then find out it's changed to .net!

Like I did 😂

Thanks Franz for the opportunity 😘

Tonight's forecast: 99% chance of munchies 🌛🍪

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Who farted ?

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It was me, another proper royal stink !

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"Does one, smell the devils lettuce?!'

"indeed one does! pass the dutchie to the left hand side, Philip!"

good luck

thank you! 😊 💖

The queen at the start of the game and when the pawn in front of her moves forward.

good luck

"I'd like to be a happy garden knome today" Queen Elizabeth cunningly muttered.!
" On second thoughts, I'd rather ban those fucking garden knobs, be sure to give rishi a call and allow a new law, along with the others, no need for happy faces around the streets, that will be all"!

good luck

Those last gummies one had tasted like corgis shite…….
But I hear Franz has some real tasty treats fit for royalty!!!

nice one mate

When you think about your grandson's wife, but remember he's back from Cali in a day or so.

Me after writing that awesomely hilarious winning caption.
Me when my prize arrives.

Aw shite pistach is gone now and he had such good competitions(even though I never won ever).
What's this, cousin Franz does spiffing compos too. Well bravo.
....too soon? Sorry

Wow those gummies sure kicked in quickly!

good luck

These smartening up pills taste like rabbit shit.
See! You're smartening up already!!

good luck

And a dark one .

My fuckin sons a pedo but fuck it im Gonna die soon so fuck em

hahahahah

Those pills were duds....
Bassline drops 😍

LAST DAY OF COMPETITION
YOU MUST BE IN IT TO WIN IT ;)

last 3 days of competition

Just give it BOW🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'll just nosey at who voted👎
Yeah THEY'RE bow🤣🤣

Some saddo really wants to win this, along with the downvoting, now the alt accounts are out with their 0.2 votes, and using an alt to accuse someone of using an alt is not exactly genius by the way, all for some poxy gummies🤦🏻‍♂️ What a fucking drip!

Funny thing is i'm kind of off edibles at the moment and WAS going to gift to the next most votes if i won😉

🤣🤣 touched a nerve I have 🤣🤣 delete your witty remark then honourable gentleman 🙃
🤣🤣 What you crying for, it was only a bit of fun you SAD 💩

You did touch a nerve yeah, i really hate scummy cheats and i think its sad someone has the time to create all these alts to win a competition, you accused me of something so i have the right to reply and the fact you called me honourable gentlemen suggests ive pissed you off somehow in the past so you have a nickname for me and everything so you know what you cry more you cowardly little bitch.

Giving it the big spuds from an alt account, grow up sammy boy 😆

🤣🤣🤣we have another child on biggy, someone tell his mom his acting like a TIT

and I haven't voted on anything from you, you have 8 votes the next is 4, I think you win, but you don't really want them you say🤣🤣🤣🤣

And i havent voted anything down at all, i rarely do, if i dont like something i just move on with my day, i didnt even downvote the sad little fannies that downvoted me and everyone else so why come at me at all?

You accused me of cheating and im the tit for defending myself, thats the logic of a fucking tit mate😆

Get over yourself, I now accuse you of being a knob, how's that 👍
PEOPLE ON HERE REALLY THINK THIS SHIT IS IMPORTANT, SHOWS HOW PATHETIC YOU ARE

Says the sad little knob using a bunch of alts to try maximise their chances of winning the competitions, I think thats pathetic so right back at you.
And again, all i did was defend myself from being called a cheat by a cheat on a alt account so fuck you, yeah thats important, thats my integrity, something you obviously dont know shit about, and no need to shout, anyone would think i hit a nerve or something.

Done wasting time on a troll on a fake profile

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Good, I hope you've learnt a lesson 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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when lb is off and then when its working :)

Remember what our surname was before the war, SAXO-COBORG- GOTHA🤭

We lost the war so changed it to, MOUNTBATTEN- WINDSOR and the sheep bought it🤣🤣🤣

good luck

good luck

"losing the colonies vs watching the colonies devolving into chaos"

Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

good luck

30 mins after edibles: these aint hitting >:(
2hrs and 3 more edibles later: ＾ν＾

good luck

Me when someone farts vs when I let an absolute stinker out

good luck

What's that smell??
Oh it's Andrew stepping in a horse shit.

good luck

"When you're convinced the postie has stolen your order... but it finally arrives."

When your mate farts and it's rotten but you find out he soiled himself squeezing it out

hahahaha

Can you feel it ma'am

This gummy tastes rank . But now am buzzing

When postman walk pass ur house while ur waiting on sndd than turn back 😆 🤣

good luck

When the postman doesnt turn up on time but then he rings the bell and you know its gonna be a good day afterall

good luck

Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear!

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Awesome stuff, many thanks!

Just checking back in with a review of these wonderful wee bears from uWakeibake. They sent me a generous amount in the giveaway, and I already know and love these bears well. They give a lovely well balanced effect (perhaps the secret is the RSO they are made with, so therefore full spectrum?). Half is good for me to get things done with a gentle edge, a whole one gets me nicely in the zone. And so far they always get to me next day in the post. Smarter than the average bears!!

Great review mate,

Thank you, we appreciate it.

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What do you call bears without ears?
B’s😐

and bears without bees are just ears

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I'm finding it close to impawsible to come up with a pun for this 🐾

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Thank you so much 🥳💜💚

I’m addicted to brake fluid, but it’s OK because I can stop at any time.

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This is just a quick note of thanks to uWakeiBake for the generous giveaway. The bears taste great and have really nice consistency, I particularly enjoy the sour bears as they have really nailed that flavour. I had three bears one night, which gave me a nice body buzz and four the next night that gave me a really restful, uninterrupted night of sleep. Would be very easy to eat an entire packet as they taste so nice. I have included a picture of the bears frolicking in their natural habitat. Thanks again uWakeiBake, keep up the great work!

Thank you

We will do... really appreciate the feedback mate

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What colour socks do Pandas wear?
None, they have bear feet.

What do you call a confused Panda?
Bamboozled

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The bear necessities ,mother nature's recipe

Not sure I can cope with all these puns, hit the paws button, they are too un-bear-ably funny.

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Wanted to say a massive thanks for running the competition & being 1 of the lucky few to have been picked!

Some great comms & a super speedy delivery! Def will now be a seller for me in the future. Can’t wait to give them a bash. Very generous of u, thanks again!

Very welcome you legend ✌️♥️😊

why did the grizzly have to leave the smoke sesh? he couldnt bear it !!

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Oo wordplay....

Bear with me here 🤔

Slightly NSFW

Q: What's 6,2 has a big belly covered in hair and frequents adult establishments

A: a cummy bear

Great jokes so far very punny....

If we have commented 🐻 on your post please contact us to receive a free sweetner for your contribution.

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The Bakers

I was going to watch the Origami channel last night then I realised it was only on Paperview 🥴

I've heard Simon Weston is filing for divorce, he reckons his kids don't look like him

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Was lucky enough to win a sample pack of bears. I could bearly contain my excitement waiting for them, but they turned up ridiculously quickly. Good stealth on packing and vendor was super nice on comms, I was a bit late claiming the prize but it was no issue.

These little bears are really impressive. The gummy is slightly on the firmer side but is nice and chewy. Tasted lovely with a bit of a herbal edge to them.

Tried two to start, chewed them up well before dinner. Had a really nice mellow buzz going about 30 min later, very uplifting and warm. Lasted a good while fading after about 2.5 hours.

Had the remaining 5 together and effects were pretty strong as expected. Giggly buzz, couch locked for a bit, and had good legs on it. Watched two movies before I got off the sofa.

Highly recommended this product they are very effective even with a fairly high tolerance. Good value for the price and easy to dose for any level

Hey, so the other night I had my gummies i won from the comp, they worked an absolute treat, my tolerance is high at the minute and so is my pain so I didnt mess around, I went astronaut mode and had all 7, they took the edge of so well and I was able to have a nice chill evening then even grot a decent sleep after, something thats gold dust at the minute so really did like them.

Thanks again for the comp and the chance to try them💜💚

Lol bearst mode activated, fantastic to hear your experience and dose levels. You are very welcome look forward to hearing from you again zzzzzoon

Im not just panda-ing to you either 😆

I've been enjoying CannaBears for over two years now, and just wanted to say thanks - they've made an intolerable situation a lot more tolerable. They're the best edibles I've ever had for consistency of dosage and effect. Hats off to you. Now for a dreadful joke:

What do you call a bear who practices dentistry?

A molar bear!

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Big thank you to uwakeibake for the cannabear giveaway the gummies were well made and tasted really moreish made for a very relaxing Saturday night in front of the tv 👌😉

Thank you for the review mate, we're glad you enjoyed them.

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Why did the teddy bear skip dessert?

It’s cos he was already stuffed

Bear with while I eat my remaining ones then will order more

What poet do black bears love?

Shakesbear

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36 is the winner lol

How? 1st number drawn was Number 1

31 is my lucky number

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46 👍🏼

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33 if still available please.

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Seen is taken so 34 or closet to it please:)

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twenny one!

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47

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59

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37 for me please 🤞🏻

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45

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