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on radar breeder 9.7/10

420 COMPETITION FREE GIVEAWAY

£53,097

+23

on radar breeder 9.7/10

420 COMPETITION FREE GIVEAWAY

GUESS HOW MUCH THE BITCOIN PRICE WILL BE ON THE 17TH APRIL 6PM IN POUNDS COINBASE WALLET PRICE
LAST ENTRY ON 15TH OF APRIL
PLEASE TIME AND DATE STAMP YOUR ENTRY

THE PERSON WHO GUESSES THE CLOSEST WILL WIN
7g OF TOP SHELF CALI PERMANENT MARKER
7g OF MID SHELF CALI PHANTOM COOKIES
3 PACKS OF OUR SOUR GUMMY BEARS
7g BRITSCOTTI
7g CRYPTONITE

I WILL GET IN TOUCH ON 17TH APRIL JUST AFTER 6PM WITH THE WINNER WHO GUESSED CLOSEST AND ORDER WILL BE SHIPPED SPECIAL DELIVERY SO YOU WILL GET IT BEFORE APRIL 20TH

GOOD LUCK EVERYONE
ONE LOVE
RADAR BREEDER

JG1982

£48,850 12/04/3024 @20:17

Insomnia

Winner 🏆

radar breeder 9.7/10

LOOKS LIKE FALSE ALARM AND THANKS FOR THIS IMAGE LOOKS LIEK WE HAVE NEW WINNER BUT WHAT A HELL CANT EVEN DO PROPER COMPETITION ON THIS SITE SO MANY CHEATERS

radar breeder 9.7/10

Winner

+3.2

radar breeder 9.7/10

GOOD LUCK EVERYONE
I WILL BE HERE TOMORROW FROM 5:30 PM AND I WILL POST PRICE OF BTC AT 6PM AND FIND OUT WHO IS THE WINNER!!!
ONE LOVE
RB

+3.2

radar breeder 9.7/10

Good Luck
One Love

bums

The amount of brand new accounts is amazing🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

+2.2

radar breeder 9.7/10

Thats right same as yours :)
but good luck to everyone

JG1982

Big up to RB the legend. Despite some shenanigans he’s being fair with me so respect to that.
As others have said, I’d limit the comps to people with a good buying history on LB. I’d also state an exact cut off time so the issues with this one don’t happen next time. Peace and love to you all. And a shout out to Insomnia, whoever they really are 🤔

Stonerzell

FOR EVERYBODY SAYING I CHEATED.
I put a guess on the 15th, i noticed that there was a rule for putting date and time. I forgot this so i changed it, added the time, noticed the current market was down like near 2k, so i adjusted my guess to under 40k, as i did with other givaways i entered. I did NOT cheat! This is one of my first times using this site :(

Insomnia

I think its only me saying you cheated, I'm still waiting for you to say when you changed it or are you sticking to 7pm when you changed it 🥸
NOT MY ISSUE REALLY I didn't win☹️😂

JG1982

Hi Insomnia, I salute your quest for integrity my friend! I also appreciate it, as RB has said is going to see me right.
Curious though dude, have you got time stamps for every single post on here 🤔🤣

Insomnia

I believe I should ov won a competition a while back but believed I was cheated out of it and had no proof. When I seen these latest competitions I set this account up (it's not my real one and yes I had 2 guesses on this🤣👍) with the intention of screenshoting all the entries, then checked the winner with what I had, my screenshots when you slide them up show the time and date stamp. That's it, that's my work done 🤣🥳🥳🥳

JG1982

Fair play to you mate, dedication right there 👍

JG1982

I’d also add that changing your guess at the last minute is a tad shifty, my guess was 3 days old, annoyingly I had 48,500 in my head, would have been even closer

radar breeder 9.7/10

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT AS I TOOK PRICES ON 16th MORNING LIKE 2am AND YOUR PRICE IS LIKE THAT SINCE JUST DIDNT WANTED THAT HEADACHE TRYING TO DO GOOD THINGS TURNS OUT LIKE THIS
BUT NEXT COMP WILL BE TALKING FROM START
CONGRATS AGAIN
RB

Insomnia

What, you write them all down or something 😂😂😂😂😂

JG1982

LOL

radar breeder 9.7/10

WE HAVE A BIT OF DILEMA WASNT EXPECTING THIS OUTCOME LOOKS LIKE PRICE BEEN CHANGED IN COMMENTS SO WE ARE WORKING ON IT TO FIND OUT WHO IS REAL WINNER

Blazin_Esx

I didn’t enter the competition so don’t care about who won, lost or cheated. However I would advise on the next one to exclude new accounts or set a minimum buy limit like a lot of other vendors do. I think you’d have saved yourself a headache here if you’d done that mate.

radar breeder 9.7/10

Yo
As we had a little miss understanding there was 2 winners wasn’t expected outcome like this we just tried to do good free comp for anyone to join in but end of day everyone is happy and problem solved next time i be more cautious
Hopefully next comp will be easier and thanks for advice will improve on next comp
HAPPY 420 EVERYONE
One Love
RB

Lbscot90

👍

newb

£57,237
16/4/24 9.59

acezero68

£51,456
23.40 15/04/24
Thank you 🤞

frogman420

£47,000

15/04/24
23:08

buffalopipe

£52,876.41 15/04/24 22:30

crow

£53780.50
15/04/24 22:16 👍

logs

58,585
14/4/24 22.05

Nutegg

(50.783.83) - 15.03. - 21:44
Thank you 💚

sshhh

£56,588
15/4/24
21.11

trippycat

£53,420

21:08 15/04/2024

Booboo

£56,789.43
21:00
15/04/24
Nice one Radar, my first few buys on here where from you, it's been a while now😁👍✌️

Sidonaknight

£51,399.84
21:00 15/04/24

CUTHBERT

£51027
15th april 20:52
Arse, just saw 6pm cut off...

bakes88

£51,420
15/04/2024 - 20:46BST
✌🏼

billyboi

£61,328.34
15/04/24 19:30

DangerousD

£53,535.76
15/04/2024@19:10

semji

£56757
15.04.24
19.01

rabb.h

$61235.00
15/04/24

mrchw

£52,800 15/04/2024 18:54

MightyRux

£51,384

15/04/24 18:44

dazombee

£50,420
14/04/24 @18:40

cainite

£55, 028

15/4/24 @ 18:30

Thanks :-)

Ghost_125

£51,844
15/04/24 @ 18:27

Malancream

£53,333 15/04/24 18:09 🙏🏻

Malancream

Just seen I’ve picked same as nlxxhz10001, apologies..
Could I change to £54444
15/04/24 18:27 🙏🏻

radar breeder 9.7/10

54444 it is Malancream
Good Luck

nlxxhz1001

£53333

15.04 @ 17:57

Thanks.

Dripples

£53,820.12🤞
15/04/24@15:02

Randomiser

52832 15/04/24 16:43

Mini141

£52,306 15/05/16:40 good luck everyone

Mitchell82

£55,384 15/04/24. 16:38

Geomitry333

£60,890 15/04/24 16:30

DanishBacon

£58,336 15/04/24 16:28

Thanks!

Catsbananas

£56,000
15/04/24
16:25

rolfy

£52,400 15/04/24 16:21

Brennan_420

£52,305 15/04/24 16:12

DiabloZ

£57,889 15/04/14 16:11

c21db

£57,756 15/04/24 16:01

Bazzap73

£52,268 15/04/24 15:59

Highflying

£54,411.11
15:52
15/04/24

tnicho

£54,745
15/4/24 8.17pm
Nice one R.B

Lost_odins-Eye

£55,000 15/04/24 - 08:10

Drgreenthumbni

£53,959
15/4/24 08:10

Tallman74

£55420
15/04/24 07:51

TheBigMack

£52471 15/4/24 06:04

fredjohnson

£53827 15/4/24 02:49

Lbscot90

£54200 15/04/24 02:15

Crimson

£52,560
15/04/24
01:44

Lairukaj

£57,561.98 15/04/24 01:27

bongzai

£5250
14.04.2024 22:50

AquaBlu3

£51,800 22:51 14/04/2024 Thanks for the givaway! Goodluck everyone

67TB.TjjV9

£49250

22:32 14/04/2024

Smackpatch

Cheers RB.

£52,375.
22:30 14/04/24

Zeggybear

52,983 14/04/24. 20:24

Good luck hope I win :)

cloudeater77

£61257 14/04/24 19:32

EuroBlocka

£51,279, great stuff!
15/04
19:30

coensister

£51,502
14/04/2023 @ 19:26

BBDoom

£51,525

sun 14th 7;15pm
❤️👊

Mattbee

£52,884 14/04/24 18:11

Daf1462

53,201 14.04.24 17.42 good luck all

Esoyd8134

£55432
17:35 14/04/2
Thanks. Great competition!

Ludditeweed

£50419
1735 14/0424

Shananda

£53,420

16:54 14/04/24

syjefroi181

£53,980

14/04/2024 16:32

Cheers!

Ni.guy

53.250.
16.14. 14/4/24

Calitaster

£49,700 14/04/24 16:03. Thanks for the opportunity bro🫡🫡

Psyllium

£57,325 - 14/4/24 @ 16:02

Generous comp RB! Thanks

MasterC

£49,450

Thanks for the opportunity RB 😘
23:29 13/04/24

Minty

£52.629👍. 13/4/24 @23.22

MoJaM

£53,131
13/04/24 @ 23:06

=)

joash123

£51,111.11
13/04/2024 @ 23:04
Thanks mate!

Tony888

53.688 23:00 13:4:24
Cheers ears. :)

darkentries

Saturday 13 April 2014
A bitcoin will definitely be worth £51g not a penny more. Thanks and best of luck to everyone.

Dopedad

£45,689 10:40pm 13/4/2024

Thanks RB

radar breeder 9.7/10

Good Luck Everyone

Fly420

£54,777
12/04/2024 20:54
Thanks RB💚👊🏼
Good luck everybody!

Youngboy

12 April 20.47pm . 55,500 pounds

xxbarnaby

£52,317
12/04/24 20:47

Wicked

£56,722 - 20:45 - 12/04/2024

Jimmy Boco

£56125.00
12/04/2024 20:44

Macktax

£58,791
12/04/24
20:35

radar breeder 9.7/10

Good Luck everyone

Emz

Nice....Good luck everyone.
£54,835 12.04 20:20pm

Eto22

£54,574 - 08:18 - 12/04/2024

Good luck biggas

clgn

£52,084 fingers crossed
12/04/24 17:32

beuhhh

£56,253 12/4 17:30 good luck all <3

Stillstoned

£56,420
12/04/24 17:20

Johnnyh2

£56,782 12/4/24 17:21
Great giveaway RB and good luck everyone 🤞

radar breeder 9.7/10

Good Luck

Comfortablenumb

I will go for 56,465
12/4/24 @ 17:20 thanks🤞

radar breeder 9.7/10

Good Luck EVERYONE!

W0591

£58,764
12/04/24 17:16
Great giveaway
Good luck

radar breeder 9.7/10

Good luck

JG1982

Received all as described, nice one radar. All nice looking bits of dank weed and some really tasty gummies, couldn’t resist and just had a couple, they are decent! Thanks Radar, here’s to a happy and baked as fuck 420 🙃

radar breeder 9.7/10

Yo everyone so PRICE OF BTC WAS 48,455.54 AT 6PM JUST LOOKING FOR WINNER AND WILL GET IN TOUCH
CONGRATS TO WINNER
RADAR BREEDER

Stonerzell

£48,625, big sesh if i win ts [15/4/24, 7pm]

Insomnia

😂😂cheat

Stonerzell

mate i changed it asoon as i saw the "add the date" on the 15th,days before all this. Dont be mad i made a good guess 🤪

Insomnia

Oh, so you changed it at 7pm on the 15th that's ok..... BUT YOU DIDN'T CHANGE IT AT 7PM😂
dig this hole deeper, when did you change it 😂😂😂😂😂
And I'm only bitching because I got ripped on a different competition I should of won and someone else has lost out on this one 👍
(and no, not you bow😂😂👍)

Stonerzell

its alright mate. The lad said there will be other givaways, jus wait nd hope ur lucky.

Insomnia

When did you you change it and I'll prove you right or wrong 👍😂

Stonerzell

Imagine if i win ts, whats the price rn?

radar breeder 9.7/10

EVERYONE HAD A CHANCE AND THIS IS CLOSEST PRICE ENTRY WAS DONE ON 15th
THERE WILL BE ANOTHER COMPETITION COMING WHEN WE HAVE 30k reviews ONLY 17 LEFT
RB

Insomnia

Clearly no point in playing 👎
He's clearly one of your boys because he didn't change it on the 15th it's fucking easy to prove😂😂

radar breeder 9.7/10

HEY CONGRATS MATE YOU WON!!
RB

Johnnyh2

Another fantastic shitshow competition 👏🏻

Insomnia

👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎

Stonerzell

NO WAYYYY

Insomnia

So you haven't changed your bitcoin price ?
Original price is my profile picture 😂😂👎

radar breeder 9.7/10

WE DID CHECKED ALL PRICES ON 16th MORNING SO IF ANYONE CHANGED BEFORE 16th MORNING WE CANT GUARANTEE
NEW COMP COMING SOON WILL PUT A TOPIC ASKING WHICH COMPETITION IDEA EVERYONE IS THINKING OFF
RB

Insomnia

I can change my profile picture and prove it with date and time stamp of when I screenshot it 👍

Insomnia

Well me and my real account won't be playing 😂😂😂😂👍

radar breeder 9.7/10

IF YOU HAVE PROOF PLEASE PROOVE IT AS I WILL HAPPY TO SHIP IT TO THE WINNER THEN
AND ITS DEFINETLY NOT MY BOY HE NEVER ORDERED OF US
RB

Insomnia

I want them to say when they changed it, it wasn't 7pm.
I might send it to the real winner for them if they want it 👍

radar breeder 9.7/10

WELL PROOF IS IN THAT PICTURE AND IF THERE IS NO PROOF WHEN ITS BEEN CHANGED THEN WINNER WILL BE
JG1982
JUST WAITING ON PROOF FROM stonerzell

bakes88

Show the proof Stonerzell! Bit 🐟🐟🐟 man joins Apr ‘24 and scoops a big comp, but not totes unbelievable with Lady Luck I guess 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

Lee1690

47.001

fishy

£51,015
16/4/24 21.08

1 post

+10 votes

on Keep It Green 9.8/10

BEST JOKE partie deux

Dyslexic man walks into a bra

+23

on Keep It Green 9.8/10

BEST JOKE partie deux

Rule 1- Make me laugh
Rule 2- At least 8 purchases on the account.
Rule 3- I'll find something else.

I will pick the winner with the 1st prize. The prize mite grow but to start its 10 grams of my Moonies(moonrocks)
I will pick someone to choose 2nd/3rd place with a price of 7 grams flower.

Bring it on people's.........

+14.2

Fungal-Cate 10/10

What do you call an artist with a brown finger??

PICASSO! 😂😂😂

Nutegg

🤣🤣

Keep It Green 9.8/10

The more I read it the more I laugh

Cheers cate

Nutegg

🤣me too 🤣

Keep It Green 9.8/10

3rd place Winner Cate chosen by LSK0731

Well done Fungal-cate

+13

Kez

What’s the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I’ve never paid £50 to have a lentil on my face.

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Good start

Emz2460

Congratulations Kez A KIG prize is bound to be an absolute banger like your joke !
I think mine were a bit controversial lol
Enjoy your prize

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Yours was my favourite Emz but I wanted to stay impartial.

Kez better be a big boy/girl smoker!!

+12

B0W13

Your mum is so old she has a separate entrance for black men.

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Very good

+11

FKRJL76

my uncle is a shit ventriloquist, he put two fingers up my arse and told me not to say anything..... 💨

+10

B0W13

You hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?

Sold his soul to Santa 🎅🏻

Asaddd

You hear about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse

FKRJL76

and orders a bear.

Mamadadah18

Haha LSK0731

Keep It Green 9.8/10

2nd place chosen by Kez

Well done LSK0731

Mr Geeseeks

Last week I bought a dog from a blacksmith.
As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door.

Fungal-Cate 10/10

😂

+8.2

JimPanzee

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang the painting

Keep It Green 9.8/10

I like this 1

Blazin_Esx

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip.

Johnnyh2

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Get lost, we don't serve your kind." The mushroom shrugs and says, "Why not? I'm a fungi!"🍄

Mamadadah18

Haha Johnnyh

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Agree with you. Makes me chuckle

tomlittle

Did you hear the one about the homeopathic drug addict?

They died of a massive underdose. 🥁

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover?

The position of the dirtbag.

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Lol

Keep It Green 9.8/10

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!!

My Mrs has just looked through everybody's contributions and she has decided on the winner.

She has chosen Kez with the chickpea joke.

Congratulations Kez, please forward your details and I'll get your Moonrocks out to you by the weekend.

Kez you also need to choose your favourite joke as the 2nd place. Prize of 7 grams

Johnnyh2

Well done kez lad 👌

Kez

Fuck yeah!! Thanks KIG made my weekend that has! I’ll drop you a message with who I think should be in 2nd place.

Kez

And thank your mrs for me for choosing my joke!😊

Emz2460

Well done Kez and thank you KIG your comps actually provide entertainment as well as prizes they are the only ones I enter. Sorry my jokes are pretty dark lol

Kez

Thanks emz!

B0W13

A worthy winner congrats Kez 🥳👏🏻
I like really dark jokes too Emz but also really silly ones so LBs joke comps cover all the bases for me.

Kez

Thank you mate :)

Dayman

A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time. The penguin isn't the cleanest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream. When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says, "Looks like you blew a seal." "No," the penguin insists, "it's just ice cream."

joedassinmosquito2

Two genie jokes ;).

A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a normal-sized body but a tiny head. The guy notices him staring, "I wasn't always like this," he says, "I found a lamp and a beautiful genie woman came out. She was a stunner. She said I had one wish - I couldn't think about anything else and told her I wanted to sleep with her. She said that's the one thing I cannot grant. So I said, how about a little head?"

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Russian are stranded on a desert island. They find a lamp, rub it and a genie comes out. He says, "I can grant each of you two wishes". The Irishman says "I want a lifetime supply of whiskey and to go back home." He instantly vanishes. The Englishman says, "I want a lifetime supply of the finest beer and to go back home!" He also vanishes. The Russian says, "I want a bottle of vodka and my two friends back again."

Keep It Green 9.8/10

1st one is a cracker

A Stoned Man

“I went to a bakery that advertised 'All Cakes £1'. I took one to the counter - the shop assistant said, '£2 please. That's Madeira cake'”

+6.2

Malancream

Got sad news today. After 7 years of medical training, my good friend has been struck off after one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients & now can no longer work in the job he loves. What a waste of time, training & money. A genuinely nice guy, and a great vet.

Keep It Green 9.8/10

This is up there too

My dog has been to the vets loads lately

+6.2

CUTHBERT

Going for another one -

Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, ‘Yes, who did you think it was?'

+6.2

CUTHBERT

Two nuns are cycling through the old streets of Florence. Out of breath, the first nun says, “I’ve never come this way before.”
“It must be the cobbles”, says the other.

Emz2460

What have curry and uncles got in common ? They will both give you a sore arse if you get a bad one

Keep It Green 9.8/10

That's up there Emz lol.

Worst thing having a wrongen uncle that doesn't top and tail when he stays over

BigRoo

I just had a brilliant chat with a dolphin. We just clicked.

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Nice

windiest

I'm always amazed by the accuracy of Spanish tattoo artists.... But then nobody expects the Spanish ink precision

Jayboy

"I Said to my Mate who's a Scouser, how Come you only Spent £3 on your Mums Mother's day Present?
He Replied, Thats all She Had in Her Purse 😲😲😲🤣🤣

Mamadadah18

Ha! My mums a scouser I like this one lol

Jayboy

Oops sorry no offense 🥴
Just a bit of banter...👍😉

Mamadadah18

No worrys laaa she's would find it funny haha

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Nice Jay

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Nice

Fungal-Cate 10/10

how do you embarrass an archaeologist?

show him a used tampon and ask which period it came from

Greenman89

What do you call an epileptic in a bush?
Russell

Greenman89

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
Gag

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Very good

lbonblast

I still think this should have won when you did this years ago so I’ll try it again…..

How does a stoner recite Shakespeare? “Doobie or not doobie🤣🤣🤣

Not sure I’ve ever told that one before🤦🏻🙏🏼

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Love a tryer and this is Partie deux after all

+5.2

Dopedad

So I was in a bar last night and the waitress screamed...

"Anyone know CPR?"

I said "hey, I know the whole Alphabet."

Everyone laughed...

Well except this one guy.

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Nice1 I liked that 1

+5.2

Mamadadah18

Omg lol some good ones here. The Pickasso one. Lol

But check this everyone I only went and bought some new shoes from a drug dealer and I don't know what he laced them with but I have been tripping all day.

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Generally like this 1 too lol

+5.2

Odin

women coming home from work horney as fuk, husband sleeping , she snook into bedroom under the sheets and gave him blowjob of his life juice everywhere coming out her nose the lot she was delighted that she got him so excited, walked into bathroom to clean up, husband sitting on bog says SSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH for fuk sake you will wake your grandad😜 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mamadadah18

Odin reminds me of a joke from an Irish man this one. I like this

Keep It Green 9.8/10

LOL Odin lol

MightyRux

Until it's disallowed at some future date, I shall have to keep submitting this as best joke. Clement Freud - The £20 note.

MrNice

Why did the old man fall down the well?
He couldn’t see that well.

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Short but good

Gunitbiggy 10/10

STUDIES HAVE SHOWN THAT INTELLIGENT PEOPLE SWEAR MORE THAN STUPID
MOTHER FUCKERS.

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Nice

Cm12345

Why can’t an orphan be gay ?

Nobody to call Daddy 🙈

What’s difference between anal and oral ?

Oral makes ur day anal makes ur hole weak

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Hole weak lol

rtbobbyt

https://x.com/britishfinest21/status/1767118300327145611?s=46&t=BY4rSgusLzoZyWCBnMpyjA

Dman150

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for the Fresh Prints

Khuunntt

What do you call a spider wearing a suit?

Business legs.

Nickyblaze247

What's a frogs favourite type of condom?

Ribbidd! 🐸💚🤣

sydbarrett

Englishman, Irishman, Canadian, Scotsman, Welshman, American, Frenchman, German, Dutchman, Brazillian, Argentinan, Mexican, Russian and Colombian walk into a bar.

Barman says. What’s this? Some sort of joke?

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Good 1

Apexskunk2

You. Got moons too?!!

Inb4 these comatose someone 😂

“A 🦨 walks into a bar with his trousers down”

Kinda gotta be there to see and witness the cursed skunkhood

Emz2460

Research shows that cigarettes are actually harmful to children.

Ok calm down, I will use an ashtray

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Very good Emz

Lainey

What should you do when you have a epileptic wife in the bath 😀 👀 throw ya dirty washing in 👊🤣🤣🤣

Keep It Green 9.8/10

My Mrs didn't find it funny lol

I did tho

menace404

Lone Ranger and Tonto are out for a morning trek on the plains. Suddenly, Tonto leaps off his horse, goes on all fours and places his ear down to listen.
Lone Ranger, now concerned, asks swiftly: “What is it Tonto?? What do you hear?”
Tonto says: “Buffalo Come.”
Lone Ranger replies: “Wow, that’s amazing Tonto. Truly stunning. How the hell can you tell that?!
Tonto replies “Ear stuck to ground”.

Asaddd

What’s the best thing about shagging twenty five year olds?
There’s twenty of them 🙈

syjefroi181

Two nuns in a bath. One says "where's the soap?". The other replies "yes, it does, doesn't it?"

Keep It Green 9.8/10

I dont get it? ?

MightyRux

It relies on the ambiguity of 'wears' and 'where's', which is much more difficult to convey in a written format.

MightyRux

A joke I remember being told in primary school, and it took me many years to understand.

pollypuff23

Bit like:
“What do you call a man with his dick in a melon?”
“Christopher”

MightyRux

I'm going to have to ponder over that...

Emz2460

Polly I’m being very blond, stupid or both lol
I need to understand your joke

pollypuff23

Hehe....you really don't!

Whats the difference between a duck?

Its got one leg both the same...

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Jokes are slowing down so I'll pick a winner any day now

sydbarrett

My dog’s got no nose.
How does he smell?
Fucking awful.

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Lol mine too

Chris_biggy81

Recently visited the Doctor as I was having a few “men’s issues”
He told me “I’m afraid you’re going to have to stop masturbating”
“Why” I said
“Because I’m trying to examine you”

joash123

1. How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist.

2. Why couldn't the lifeguard rescue the hippie? Because he was too far out, man.

I couldn't pick between these two, enjoy!

Keep It Green 9.8/10

A fair contribution sir

banksy1922

The male gypsy moth can smell the female gypsy moth from up to seven miles away.

And that fact also works if you remove the word… “moth.”

likklebiggy

Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news
Patient: What’s the good news?
Doctor: The good news is you have 24 hours to live
Patient: Oh shit! What’s the bad news?
Doctor: I couldn't get in touch with you yesterday

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on PabloEscrowbar 9.7/10

Best holiday destination

Personally for me, Tenerife. It has everything, legal cannabis clubs too and all year round sunshine, I came back last Saturday and it was bliss!

on PabloEscrowbar 9.7/10

Best holiday destination

Where is a top tier place to go in this world?

+4.2

URBANLEAFCO 9.8/10

Top tier, for me it has to be Dubai. Beautiful place, beautiful food. Great people. Lots to see and do. Al Marjan Island is lovely. Pretty expensive though but well worth it.

Our fave place to visit though is Puerto Rico. Cheap as chips, lots of things to see and do and loads of weed and hash every which way you turn. Never have to go without lol.

PabloEscrowbar 9.7/10

You’re right, Dubai is really up there but it just feels like a dream land ahaha!

I spent 2 years in Puerto Rico and it never failed my standard 1 bit. Especially it being so cheap and you get the scenery of paradise is a win/win

PabloEscrowbar 9.7/10

Can’t go wrong with Tenerife, sea with weed and little fiesta at night time bring out the life in us

Psyllium

Namibia, amazing place! So pretty with the most beautiful wildlife! Such friendly people. Highly recommend.

PabloEscrowbar 9.7/10

Namibia’s scenery is just breath taking. How can I forget about such a place. Too many countries with its own beauty! People really need to see the world

defnote

buenos aires is an exotic fork of italy/spain with romance, ambition and tragedy everywhere you go

pollypuff23

One of my favourite cities in the world. I spent a month in an apartment near the Recoleta once, it was great.

PabloEscrowbar 9.7/10

Hey polly! What’s your favourite thing about that city?

pollypuff23

So many things- BA is called the Paris of South America but it’s so much better. Portenos are classy and have high standards so restaurants and bars are fabulous (and great value for visitors!). They eat late and enjoy easily the best steaks in the world imo. It’s a walking city that feels very safe even late at night. You can walk from the Recoleta to San Telmo where they tango in the streets. Classy & fun!