I wonder if she cleans herself afterwards?

seriously or she'll look like a painter's radio

😂😂😂🤢😂

then we give them artificial emotions and then...

...and then we have real women, a lot of bla bla and cha cha cha and again bla bla bla and cha cha cha

that third cha, it always gets me

"I can be calibrated to fit your needs and desires".....yeah,yeah, heard it all before lol!

Market updates right here

"Oh dear, this business with Andrew being a nonce is rather awkward isnt it Phillip... Phillip... Philllllliiiip?"

CONGRATULATIONS MATE I WILL DM YOU

Nice one mate, thank you..

They arrived today Biggas, fast and well packaged, I went for the Mixed Berries and the Sour Apple, I'll let yous know how they are when I've tried them!

Thanks again Franz for the fun competition💜💚

good luck

"When you're certain your postie has taken a detour through Narnia, but they finally arrives fashionably late."

good luck

When you find out you are visiting the in-laws in Germany....... Then find out about decriminalisation.

good luck

When you think LB is down for maintenance for 3 days!

Then find out it's changed to .net!

Like I did 😂

Thanks Franz for the opportunity 😘

Tonight's forecast: 99% chance of munchies 🌛🍪

good luck

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Who farted ?

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It was me, another proper royal stink !

good luck

"Does one, smell the devils lettuce?!'

"indeed one does! pass the dutchie to the left hand side, Philip!"

good luck

thank you! 😊 💖

The queen at the start of the game and when the pawn in front of her moves forward.

good luck

"I'd like to be a happy garden knome today" Queen Elizabeth cunningly muttered.!
" On second thoughts, I'd rather ban those fucking garden knobs, be sure to give rishi a call and allow a new law, along with the others, no need for happy faces around the streets, that will be all"!

good luck

Those last gummies one had tasted like corgis shite…….
But I hear Franz has some real tasty treats fit for royalty!!!

nice one mate

When you think about your grandson's wife, but remember he's back from Cali in a day or so.

Me after writing that awesomely hilarious winning caption.
Me when my prize arrives.

Aw shite pistach is gone now and he had such good competitions(even though I never won ever).
What's this, cousin Franz does spiffing compos too. Well bravo.
....too soon? Sorry

good luck

These smartening up pills taste like rabbit shit.
See! You're smartening up already!!

good luck

And a dark one .

My fuckin sons a pedo but fuck it im Gonna die soon so fuck em

hahahahah

Those pills were duds....
Bassline drops 😍

LAST DAY OF COMPETITION
YOU MUST BE IN IT TO WIN IT ;)

last 3 days of competition

Just give it BOW🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'll just nosey at who voted👎
Yeah THEY'RE bow🤣🤣

Some saddo really wants to win this, along with the downvoting, now the alt accounts are out with their 0.2 votes, and using an alt to accuse someone of using an alt is not exactly genius by the way, all for some poxy gummies🤦🏻‍♂️ What a fucking drip!

Funny thing is i'm kind of off edibles at the moment and WAS going to gift to the next most votes if i won😉

🤣🤣 touched a nerve I have 🤣🤣 delete your witty remark then honourable gentleman 🙃
🤣🤣 What you crying for, it was only a bit of fun you SAD 💩

You did touch a nerve yeah, i really hate scummy cheats and i think its sad someone has the time to create all these alts to win a competition, you accused me of something so i have the right to reply and the fact you called me honourable gentlemen suggests ive pissed you off somehow in the past so you have a nickname for me and everything so you know what you cry more you cowardly little bitch.

Giving it the big spuds from an alt account, grow up sammy boy 😆

🤣🤣🤣we have another child on biggy, someone tell his mom his acting like a TIT

and I haven't voted on anything from you, you have 8 votes the next is 4, I think you win, but you don't really want them you say🤣🤣🤣🤣

And i havent voted anything down at all, i rarely do, if i dont like something i just move on with my day, i didnt even downvote the sad little fannies that downvoted me and everyone else so why come at me at all?

You accused me of cheating and im the tit for defending myself, thats the logic of a fucking tit mate😆

Get over yourself, I now accuse you of being a knob, how's that 👍
PEOPLE ON HERE REALLY THINK THIS SHIT IS IMPORTANT, SHOWS HOW PATHETIC YOU ARE

Says the sad little knob using a bunch of alts to try maximise their chances of winning the competitions, I think thats pathetic so right back at you.
And again, all i did was defend myself from being called a cheat by a cheat on a alt account so fuck you, yeah thats important, thats my integrity, something you obviously dont know shit about, and no need to shout, anyone would think i hit a nerve or something.

Done wasting time on a troll on a fake profile

🚫🟣🟢

Good, I hope you've learnt a lesson 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

😆🐔

when lb is off and then when its working :)

Remember what our surname was before the war, SAXO-COBORG- GOTHA🤭

We lost the war so changed it to, MOUNTBATTEN- WINDSOR and the sheep bought it🤣🤣🤣

good luck

“Andrew, how many fucking times, we’re not going to Pizza Express”

good luck

"losing the colonies vs watching the colonies devolving into chaos"

Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

good luck

30 mins after edibles: these aint hitting >:(
2hrs and 3 more edibles later: ＾ν＾

good luck

Me when someone farts vs when I let an absolute stinker out

good luck

What's that smell??
Oh it's Andrew stepping in a horse shit.

good luck

"When you're convinced the postie has stolen your order... but it finally arrives."

When your mate farts and it's rotten but you find out he soiled himself squeezing it out

hahahaha

Can you feel it ma'am

This gummy tastes rank . But now am buzzing

When postman walk pass ur house while ur waiting on sndd than turn back 😆 🤣

good luck

When the postman doesnt turn up on time but then he rings the bell and you know its gonna be a good day afterall

good luck