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Welcome to Wonka's Stash..

Where the ordinary meets the extraordinary..

Step into a whimsical world of chocolatey treasures & sweet treats, with a little something extra to elevate your senses!

Here, every treat holds a secret, and every bite is a journey into bliss. But shh... this stash is for those in the know.

Ready to indulge in the magic?

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**All packages are shipped top stealth NDD tracked

**We Never Store Any Customer's Details Once It's Shipped It Will Be Deleted Permanently

**UK ONLY 🇬🇧

**We ask customers to leave a positive review, if not happy for any reason get in touch we will do our best to help!

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Wonky Bar 500mg

9.3/10 27 reviews

Step right up! Curious chompers..

Welcome! To the..

Well, well, well… It seems my mischievous Oompa Loompas have been up to no good again.. sneaking around the factory and “accidentally” spilling all their “giggly green extracts” into the chocolate machine. Bloody stoners…

Fine. I’ll try it.. oh? The result? A velvety bar that’s equal parts magic and mischief! Perfect! One bite, and you may find yourself floating through the candy clouds! Take another & you might find yourself giggling in a corner with the Loompas themselves!

So, go on, nibble wisely… or don’t! After all, the best adventures are wonderfully wonky.
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**(Large 7''+ inch bar!)
Each expertly infused with 500mg of full spectrum THC giving you a lovely well-rounded, Potent high. (These are strong) (36mg per piece)

**Everything at Wonka's stash is made in a professional, sterile kitchen.

**Contains coconut oil, may contain nuts.
*18+.

1 500mg milk chocolate $29.99 BTC0.00035569

1 500mg dark chocolate $29.99 BTC0.00035569

1 500mg milk-dark chocolate mix $29.99 BTC0.00035569

1 500 white chocolate $29.99 BTC0.00035569

1 500mg fruit and nut milk chocolate $29.99 BTC0.00035569

1 500mg crispy m&m's milk choc $29.99 BTC0.00035569

1 500mg smarties milk choc $29.99 BTC0.00035569

1 500mg raspberry bar $29.99 BTC0.00035569

1 500mg biscoff bar $29.99 BTC0.00035569

1 500mg terry’s chocolate orange 🍊 $29.99 BTC0.00035569

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1 topic on Wonka's Stash

by Wonka's Stash 9.3/10

Unfair review??

Hey guys we're so glad you're all enjoying our Wonky bars!

We just received this review, The customer's partner had 1.5 squares out of 14 (per bar) and was "Happy as pie" But 4/10 review??

He mentions 'biscotti' ? I guess he's referring to our biscoff bar as we don't sell that.

Everyone is entitled to their opinion of course, but 'happy as pie' = 4/10 is not fair.

We're a new vendor & reviews like this really hurt us! We ask can the customer please reconsider?

Thank you so much guys for all the support!

New items going soon keep an eye out!

-Wonka 🎩

IrelandToIreland 9.7/10

Honestly it really seems like anybody selling edibles cannot maintain even a 9/10 overall rating

I think they are a very subjective product and unfairly hard to please customers when selling edibles

27 posts by Wonka's Stash

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on Wonky Bar 500mg 9.3/10

New! Terry’s chocolate orange 🍊

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on Wonky Bar 500mg 9.3/10

Win a Golden Ticket! ✨

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on Wonky Bar 500mg 9.3/10

Win a Golden Ticket! ✨

Right! Listen up, you curious bunch.. 🎩🍫

Since you all seem to be so interested in our Famous Wonky Bars...

We thought it'd be nice to give you guys the chance to win some!

How, you ask? You’ll need a Golden ticket… 🎫

—There are 2 ways to get a golden ticket—

1. Think of creative new wonky bar flavour! (Comment it here, Creation with the most likes will win! Ends 11/03/25 10pm uk time)

2. Every customer starting from today (07/03/25) Will have EXACTLY a 25% change of winning a physical real golden ticket!
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Golden tickets can be exchanged for a FREE WONKY BAR at any time! (Single use only)

How do I use the golden ticket?

-If you win our giveaway then keep an eye on your inbox!

-If you have a physical golden ticket it’ll have a redeemable code on it, Message us this code to claim your Prize!

And that’s it!

So go on, Get creative in the comments! & make sure to double check your wonky bar wrappers before throwing them away!

Good luck guys!

-Wonka 🎩

Wonka's Stash 9.3/10

Some great ideas so far!

Wonka's Stash 9.3/10

Sounds good!

Wonka's Stash 9.3/10

I like this idea

Wonka's Stash 9.3/10

interesting!

Wonka's Stash 9.3/10

Sounds good!

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on jtallan

Best Edibles?

https://littlebiggy.net/link/bSyvpX Find out why we are the fastest growing vendor on littlebiggy right now! <3 -Wonka

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on jtallan

Best Edibles?

I purchase from MJConcentrates on here and honestly, they’re fab in every regard.

Just looking for a texture change for my wife, anyone got any recommendations?

+4.2

Budzinho 10/10

https://littlebiggy.net/link/Srbd8E

If you are looking for gummys then give Dr. Distilliate a try, pretty much bang on with haribos gummy bears, I find them to be very consistently dosed and they are homemade too, full spectrum ones are the best in my experience.

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jtallan

Thanks for that, I’ll check the Doc out. Known them for RSO before and that’s always bang on too. Glad you found a place that works for you!

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SilentHippoIV 9.6/10

We have a range of D9 edibles which come in 14 different varieties, something there might interest you, or the wife :)

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jtallan

I’ll sure check you guys out ☺️ thank you!

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medicatedmunchies122 10/10

Hi there mate be sure to check out our page we currently have 2 for one on our strawberry millions and buy 1 get one half price on our Doritos and cola bottles!
All products are feco infused ranging from 100mgx5 per cola bottles to 120mgx 5 million bites!!

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BertWhite

I bought these from Dr. Distilliate the other day and had two yesterday.

https://littlebiggy.net/item/M38Lb0dpVBZ88CJtE7LSm0Vv/view/p

I really liked. Not had edibles from Dr Distilliate before but i found them to be strong on the THC. Many edibles for me can feel tpo speedy, I much prefer a couch lock vibe and those edibles gave that. Cheers

Think_different 10/10

We are a few options on the edibles front that might be of interest. Feel free to check them out. Drop me a DM and I can send you a sample to try

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on {wanted items}

Sugar Free Edibles?

Take a look at my chocolate my friend, I can make a sugar free option for you! Shoot me a message and we'll get it sorted <3 -Wonka

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on {wanted items}

Sugar Free Edibles?

Hey all, I’m curious to know if such a thing exists here, I normally stick to RSO and am considering making something but not keen on smelling out the kitchen or miss dosing. As I’m sticking to the diet this year I’m wondering if there’s any pre made available?

HempLady 9.3/10

Tinctures are the best way

https://littlebiggy.net/link/8EGi9X

Or capsules which we have too

Mary <3

medicatedmunchies122 10/10

hi there well we have a selection of savoury treats!
Doritos spicy and a cheesy variety also!
https://littlebiggy.net/link/z9GY8D

TerpStation 9/10

I'd recommend a tincture for this.

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on Wonky Bar 500mg 9.3/10

2-for-1 offer ending at 2 am!

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on Wonky Bar 500mg 9.3/10

Payday offer! 2-For-1

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on Wonky Bar 500mg 9.3/10

Payday offer! 2-For-1

Hey guys thank you for all the love!

Glad you’re all enjoying our wonky bars!

2-for-1 offer is being extended until this Sunday 02/03/25 Midnight uk time!!

This offer will not be coming back for a long time so get at it while the chance is there <3

Love biggas!
-Wonka

Wonka's Stash 9.3/10

Hope to get something sent out to you soon! <3

Wonka's Stash 9.3/10

Thank you so much <3

Wonka's Stash 9.3/10

Bigg

Wonka's Stash 9.3/10

Still time to get in on this offer guys! <3

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on Wonky Bar 500mg 9.3/10

2-for-1 offer extension!! Still live!

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on bigbigracer12

#1 Edibles?

Once upon a time.. We was a "regular" chocolate factory.. before the oompa loompas become massive pot-heads & took over.. Thing is nob…

on bigbigracer12

#1 Edibles?

Had a bunch of different edibles around, what’s been your #1 absolute favourite?

Def need a mix of tasty, hard hitting & cost effective imo

Just popped an entire bag of CK’s cones and 5 of SM’s gummies haha - what are you munching on this weekend?

MJconcentrates 9.9/10

I think we have the biggest range of edibles to be honest. You can find us at the top of most reviewed.
I wouldn't trust anything that says 500mg a packet if you can eat the whole pack. Our gummies are 250mg a pack. if you ate just one of our packs you'd be on another planet. I know people who have done this after eating a pack of the 500mg sprayed ones going around.
MJ

bigbigracer12

i’ve had a whole pack of yours as well, i just have a high tolerance - big fan of the nesquik

going to get some distillate and make some true 500mg edibles and see if they’re any stronger though! baker 11 years in the making!

MJconcentrates 9.9/10

I'm a heavy smoker for decades now. 50mg puts me to sleep, 100mg sends me paranoid 😂

bigbigracer12

haha it did to me at first, edible tolerance and smoking tolerance are completely separate & i’ve managed to fuck mine both sky high 🤣

MJconcentrates 9.9/10

Maybe a little break from the edibles might help. Lol

GLITCH

gassed is great.

FastTrack were alright ones too especially for price.

think I’ll try CK cones next!

quagmirewrangle

gotta give a shout out to rocket dog ronnie's FECO edibles. they are magic.

SG1234

Check out Gassed, great service and product.
KGs cones as your know are really good, and Dr D are also spot on, although can't decide whether full spectrum or standard are better.. just have to try both.
Not tried from others so can't comment

bigbigracer12

love gassed - my fav genuine gummies ive tried so far.

im a sucker for cola bottles tho 🤣

JebusChris6

I'm not much of an edible guy. They're sweets, I'll scoff the lot, which is the only reason I haven't tried what I believe to be the best edibles on here, ColonelKilgore and his Cones. Consistently well reviewed, seems like a solid vendor too.

ColonelKilgore 9.8/10

Kind words mate, thank you.

JimPanzee

I second that .
ColonelKilgore and his Cones are the best I've had from here.
My best ever edibles are homemade...d9 and a few bars of chocolate, simples.

ColonelKilgore 9.8/10

Polishing off bags for fun 🫡 enjoy mate!

Potent Pastries UK 9.6/10

Check us out!

Gourmet Baked-To-Order edibles daily!

Love
-pp

bigbigracer12

a bit put off by your reddit antics in all honesty haha

Potent Pastries UK 9.6/10

There are no reddit antics bro.

People just love to spread negativity on new vendors.

Every single customer I've had has only said good things.

You won't be dissapointed <3

Budzinho 10/10

https://littlebiggy.net/link/yCZuY3

Dr. Distillate's IMO, consistently dosed, great value, homemade (none of that just buying normal sweets and infusing them shite), the full spectrum ones are my pick.

Bald Eagle Bakery worth a shout as-well.

Have heard good things about MJConcentrates but haven't tried to be able to vouch.

DeltaConfectionaryClub 9.7/10

Must try our 25MG vegan magic stars

They are on offer now

5pc $10 ;)

Georgie93

https://littlebiggy.net/link/LHOgpN

SilentHippoIV 9.6/10

We’ve just dropped a range of edibles which you might like!
Come check us out, currently offering 3 for 2 with free Tracked 24 until end of January.

https://littlebiggy.net/link/XDOChA

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on Wonky Bar 500mg 9.3/10

Giveaway! Create a new Flavor!

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on Wonky Bar 500mg 9.3/10

Giveaway! Create a new Flavor!

🎉 Giveaway Time! 🎉

We’re giving you the chance to win 2x free Wonky bars! (free postage!)

So.. The oompa loompas were supposed to be working on some new Wonky bar flavours...

They're currently stoned out their heads, floating trough the candy clouds.. Useless..

So, i need your help biggas.. In creating new flavors! Think of something extraordinary!

The best creations will win! <3

Rules:
1️⃣ Upvote this post & comment to enter.
2️⃣ Comment your flavor creation.
3️⃣ The comment with the most upvotes wins!

Competition ends 21/02/25 10pm UK time!

Winner will win 1x their creation & have it added to our menu permanently!

Good luck friends! Remember, Creativity wins!

Love
-Wonka

Wonka's Stash 9.3/10

🎉 Congratulations 🎉

You had the most upvotes at the ending time! So, you're our winner! (Check Dms)

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We had some great creations guys! Thank you all so much for playing!

More competitions next week! Not giving away too much but.. Golden tickets will be involved!

Thank you!
-Wonka

Wonka's Stash 9.3/10

Some great creations so far!

I should be hiring you biggas to work in the factory Instead of these pot-head oompa loompas..

Competition ends tomorrow 10pm guys!

Still plenty of time to get involved & win if you're creative enough!