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New Vendor: Introducing Potpourri.

This is what they do. They delete messages and selectively ban biggas (the ones that don't make them lots of money) for what they see as sales damagin… + 2 more

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on Potpourri.UK

New Vendor: Introducing Potpourri.

What’s up, Biggaz!

We’re excited to introduce our new concept, Potpourri. Premium Cali flower — at prices that make sense.

UK Biggaz are spoilt for choice these days, but one gap remains: top-shelf, real-deal Cali, at prices you can afford to smoke daily.

That’s who we’re targeting, and how are we doing it? We grind… literally. We’ve streamlined our entire operation to bring you fresh, ready-to-roll, premium Cali flower without the premium price tags. We buy direct and in-person from our network of U.S.-based distro's, hand-grind every strain, and vacuum-seal each pack to lock in that Cali freshness. Find out more about why we grind on our seller profile.

New Vendor Special 🚨🎉

 We know trying a new seller can be a gamble, so we’re making it a no-brainer. For our launch we’re offering our 7 gram pack of Lemon Cherry Gumbo for just $40 (or 14 gram pack for $80)—real, premium, indoor-grown Cali for the price of Albo Dawg. Want something a little sweeter? Our Strawberry Marshmallow is also promo priced at $55 for 7 grams and $100 for 14 grams.

All orders include a free Boveda humidity pack to keep your flower fresh for longer term storage.

Grab them while you can. This isn’t cheap smalls, lows, or mids; this is premium Cali gas at a price that lets you enjoy it daily. The only twist? It’s pre-ground. But once you try it, we think you’ll appreciate the convenience, quality and price of our Cali flower— it’s still 100% top-shelf.

Give us a try, we're pretty certain you're going to love our Cali grind.

#NEWGRINDALERT #POTPOURRI

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Potpourri.UK

Don’t miss our new vendor promo: 7g of premium Cali gas for $40. That’s 1/4 Oz of Cali FIRE for $40!!

Our Lemon Cherry Gumbo is a flavourful and very heavy hitting modern classic. You won’t find better bang for your buck than this!

We’re trying to change the game with our ready-to-roll Cali!

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Jamash

This sounds really interesting especially given the prices for what you say it is. Have you thought about offering smaller samples for us biggas to see what it’s all about first?
I think it’s a super idea for those especially with arthritis and other issues effecting our hands and also for pure convenience for filling dosing caps for vapes, blunts and bowls.

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Potpourri.UK

We don’t grind our bud for rolling convenience, that’s just a perk. We grind it so we can offer premium Cali cannabis at stupidly accessible prices.

I prefer whole bud too.. but I’m not paying UK cali prices to smoke it every day.

Either way, we will only succeed if Biggaz love our products and once a few people have tried our flower then they will know what they have. Are you telling me that if I ground up a low and top shelf version of the same strain you’ll be sitting there scratching your head at which is which? Those who try it will know what they have. 

My distributor stocks three levels of Cali (Premium Indoor, Licensed Indoor, and Exotics/AAA). I sample everything myself before purchase, and we grind each pound ourselves. This isn’t blindly sourced ground cannabis off the dark web; that's crazy business. I know precisely what I grind.

Pre-ground cannabis does have it's flaws..but so does whole bud. Ground flower does dry out a little faster, you do lose some terps post grind, etc, but you have bigger concerns buying any bud in the UK. Our ready-to-roll packs smoke better then almost anything else in this price range on LB. Our ground flower is also perfectly moist enough, and will be good for at least 2 weeks after you break the seal. You won’t need the Boveda pack, I don't want to keep having to buy Boveda packs and I only thought it was a novel idea to include in anticipation of 'dry bud' criticism.

Anyways, you’re out, so all the best.

Lairukaj

Why do you grind the bud form to be "cheaper" makes no sense? You could literally sell the buds at the same price. If it was imported that way, maybe you'd get some people roll the dice, but no chance people will spend money when you guys admit to having the buds yourself and grinding them.

Sidd3rz

I was reading it as PotPorn which would still be brilliant. Love the "albo prices" 🤣👍

Kwedrowycz

Shake is shake mate its not good deal for a price

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Potpourri.UK

Who hurt you? You haven't even tried it, chill.

Potpourri.UK

It's easier to send. That's all that matters. I should probably make my manifesto clearer.

The same way it's easier to send hash and wax, back home etc.. it's easier to send buds ground and comes with a lot less risk and is a quite a fair bit cheaper to ship (factoring in decoys, burning addresses, losing shipments, etc).

I also buy direct - I pay dollars in cash at my distro's so I also get my bits a lot cheaper than anyone buying it from the UK.

This combined allows me to sell my flower for these prices (which are also limited time promo prices - Prices will go up).

I can't give away my entire operation or send you some of the selfies I took at the distro's but what's inside our packs speaks for itself.

When the reviews start popping up hopefully so will all of the doubts.

Ficklestein

Nonsensical doublespeak.

Finkelstein

Wow. Biggy just deleted all of the threads here and banned a load of people for calling this guy out.

Just wow.

So it looks like it’s OK to be a potential scammer. But it’s not OK to question it.

Nobody was doing any harm. Just calling this vendor out for their weird concept, asking questions, questioning it.

Which is fair. The Borgs do none of it. So it’s down to the users here to look after each other.

Those who were part of the discussion would have seen this happen too. 🤷‍♂️

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Potpourri.UK

Then buy a sample pack and give the community a REAL review.

Those guys were shitting all over my post (probably from brand new accounts) to ruin my store credibility. Thank you LB for addressing that ATTACK.

If this 'weird' concept isn't for you then why are you so concerned? You were probably the one who got blocked..

Ficklestein

Why would anyone buy your boof!

I mean. When you can get real weed, that isn’t just repackaged shake?

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Finkelstein

They were criticising you because you are blatently a scammer. With a nonsensical product.

Only a matter of time before people realise it I guess.

But hey. Far be it from me to try and protect my fellow Biggas from potential scammers.

Time will tell. I’ll be watching your progress with interest. But I’m calling it now.

People will get scammed by you. You know it. I know it.

We’ll just see how it all plays out I guess.

I was reading the posts. It was in no way an ATTACK

It was just people on here questioning your product.

Which is fair.

But hey. Buy it. I don’t care.

I’ve never seen the mods on here delete so many potentially useful posts for the users here.

You’ve started badly. I’ll be telling a lot of people to avoid you like the plague.

Potpourri.UK

You're the biggest fraud here.

Please stop deleting your nasty messages and threats. Let the community see who you really are.

You haven't even tried our products and you're crying all over my topics and sliding in my DMs... for what?!

If you think this is a scam then keep it moving... TIME WILL TELL.

Ficklestein

Haha. Yup. A fraud. For trying to call you out. How does that work then?

Ficklestein

It’s OK. Just set up a new account. Then get that shadowbanned with comments like this. This vendors posts literally will disappear from the wall.

The mods here can’t even control their own algorithms.

But yeah. I’d say this vendor will just cook his own goose.

That’s good enough for me to be honest.

It won’t take long for what happened this evening to spread around anyway. That’ll also cook his goose too.

Karma is a beyatch. Always use alts.