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BEST RECREATIONAL CALIFORNIA WEED, DISPENSARY & LOOSE ZIPS LANDED IN THE UK!

WE OFFER A COMPETITIVE RATE FOR THE BEST PREMIUM EXTOIC CANNABIS STRAINS IN THE CURRENT MARKET.

KNOWN FOR OUR INTERNATIONAL AND DOMESTIC SELLING WITH ULTIMATE STEALTH & RELIABILITY

MONDAY- FRIDAYS 3PM DAILY CUT OFF TIME!

LIMITED ON STOCK AND QUANTITY.
ENQUIRES WELCOMED FOR WHOLESALE

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91 reviews

8.4/10 50+ sales 2.1% disputed

23 topics on Cali2uk

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by Cali2uk 8.4/10

Our First Reviews ❤️

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by Cali2uk 8.4/10

Our First Reviews ❤️

Well what can we say. Our first reviews are in and we are ecstatic!

Thank you all for the warm welcomes 🙏

Anon1385

Mines just landed. I'll post a review later on once I've tried it. All looks legit so far and scans ✅ without issue👍

(It scans directly to CannVerify, not a third party so I'm confident this is legit. Will update later)

Cali2uk 8.4/10

❤️😊

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Gunitbiggy 10/10

Brand new account and you got it in a day funny that🤦🏻 When the reviews start flowing from real ppl I’ll eat my hat

Anon1385

Think you need to lay off the smoke in the mornings 😉

I paid for NDD, not sure why that's so unbelievable?

DeadRabb1t

What year are we in?

DSJ666

All the reviews look fine about time to eat that hat

Gunitbiggy 10/10

I said this a week ago bro you pipe up at half 4 in the morning a week later. Glad you’ve got your shit, enjoy it. I’ll stick to eating hats

Gunitbiggy 10/10

Oh didn’t clock onto that

DeadRabb1t

Yeah figured that 🤣 Anon1385 is a pretty active community member round these parts 👍😊

hesh 10/10

was hoping to see reviews on the non JB packs, budget is tight and need some more smoke for the weekend, which one of those 3 non JB packs would you personally vouch for if you dont mind me asking? any of them gassy with a bit of a stink to it? or is the smell and taste quite muted like most of the weed i buy on here lol

Toking

That doesn't look like high grade cali weed to me

Cali2uk 8.4/10

To you? That’s the key word, your opinion is your entitlement 👍

Toking

Why down vote me then ?

Cali2uk 8.4/10

Given you a UP like a 5yr old ✔️

Toking

Does it to you ?

Cali2uk 8.4/10

Pictures don’t exactly do justice

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by Cali2uk 8.4/10

How can we tempt you?

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by Nonce Sense

Proper Legit

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by Cali2uk 8.4/10

RS11 by Deep East X Wizard Trees

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by Cali2uk 8.4/10

💥WE ARE BACK💥

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by Cali2uk 8.4/10

Haters will hate

by Cali2uk 8.4/10

Haters will hate

No more 0 buys.

We have a lot of mixed reviews and it’s clear as gold some are malicious buys! as pointed out to us by our customers and reviews some are buying to purposely score us down.

We are still here and hoping to bring some new strains 😃

pollypuff20

You guys get such a diverse range of reviews, almost freaky, I just can’t work you out. Cali bags at $40 is nuts and about the cheapest of ANY weed on here so people should be happy if it’s jut OK, but some still aren’t. Maybe because they expect better?…maybe the cheap Cali stuff ain’t very good?
Whatever your angle is, there are also a lot of happy punters too.
If you’re making money, then keep it up!👍

Bigbum

Maybe you should just focus on selling the JB packs as you sell them so much cheaper and it’s more of a
Deterrence to trolls if they have to spend $100 to give you a bad review

Cali2uk 8.4/10

🧐🧐 We’ve been thinking this as well

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by Cali2uk 8.4/10

New strains

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by Cali2uk 8.4/10

1/10 lol 😂

by Cali2uk 8.4/10

1/10 lol 😂

I feel like I’m treading on some cartel toes out here and being rated 1/10 and called a fake vendor or it’s some really sad cunts on here trying tarnish our name.

Just for clarification WE DON’T GIVE A FUCK what your opinion of Cali is and what you smoked you dysfunctional inbred! WE HAVE RECEIVED SEVERAL FEEDBACKS AND DIRECT MESSAGES FOR ALL STRAINS.

WE ARE HERE TO STAMP OUT THE COMPETITION 💪💪💪

Bigbum

You are right but you shouldn’t tarnish yourself by responding in an especially rude way that shows that you can’t handle your shit. The best way is to ignore and make that 1/10 review a drop in an ocean of 10/10 reviews. When vendors start to make rude replies it makes customers think twice about trusting you with our addresses. Peace;)

Cali2uk 8.4/10

We would not jeopardise addresses for sure! And never heard of this before, hope it’s not something that happens between buyers and sellers! Very unethical.

Thanks for reassurance we. We’ve been inundated with messages from our first buyers which made us smile 😊

We will be striving to bring new strains very soon!

WATCH THIS SPACE

Bigbum

Those 1/10 reviews do seem quite good unfair based on the good reviews you do have. You must be hurting another vendors sales, which is a compliment. Another way could be to stop doing grams for a while. This discourages so many purchases if they already planning to leave you a bad review. Good luck

Mistermaconha007

I haven’t buy from you yet but I might. My to go seller is Pistach. Is just a bit strange so many good feedbacks and few bad ones. Doesn’t make sence, 10 people buy same green and only 1 person makes a bad comment. Might be other sellers doing their shit or even same seller(person) writing the comments. I hope I am right about you. Will try soon and give my real feedback because this is just speculation. Cheers

Cali Claims

I’ve bought both, stick with Pistach for sure.

Cali2uk 8.4/10

Tysm! 😊👌🙏

Promise to please

Illgetbannedagain

I bought, reviewed that its good weed but fake cali - no response- got banned for it and even had my review removed which is the first time I’ve heard of bonafide purchase reviews being deleted.
I do not understand why Gentleman Dealers has had no end of shit over real cali while Tuesdays daughter or whatever Towelie is calling himself this time is/was protected.

pollypuff20

Yeah, you’ve been bombed there buddy…if a genuine bigga had 4 x 1/10 strains delivered they wouldn’t stay anonymous, they would share it with details from a proper post and we would know who they were and why…
Selling g’s does let people abuse you for low cash outlay…
Although you sometimes need to be Mother Theresa to put up with some of the shenanigans on here, don’t rise to the bait😉

Bikersweb

Really doll - it was worser than that - spent lots of Bitcoin as I was fooled by the packaging. It’s very simple as I explained to vendor when you buy Heinz you don’t accept smart price beans in the tin. Incidentally if you’d like to try this product I’m happy to send it to you freeeee with much ❤️ but honestly I can’t smoke this!

pollypuff20

Oh…🥺…well I got that wrong then!
Fair play to you buddy, you’ve been around LB a while, you’ve got every right to call it as you find it…one man’s meat is another man’s poison and all that…
I haven’t tried it so I can’t comment on the weed I just thought the reviews looked suss…
Thanks for coming on…👍

Cali2uk 8.4/10

Thank you, and 💯 agree they wouldn’t stay anonymous.

I’ve bought off other markets and had disputes myself and know when it’s legit and fake.

No post, no pictures, no names. Complete fake fuckeries!

Bikersweb

Free - if anyone interested. Fake Cali indeed.

DeadRabb1t

Yeah that's a fair chunk of BTC thrown there, so can you go into a bit more detail on why it's unsmokable?

Bikersweb

Oh bunny if you’d like to try it and do a report I’m happy to send it to you

DeadRabb1t

I'm not disagreeing with you, I'm trying to work out if it would vape ok 😝 and how it compares to bog standard street stuff

I'm no Cali expert but I can tell if it works or not and if it tastes ok that's about my limit ☺️

Cause if it is unsmokable there's no point in posting it to me 😜

Bikersweb

Your last sentence totally sums it up dude it’s not worth the postage tbh.

DeadRabb1t

That's a shame 😪 but what is it about it that makes it unsmokable? I will vape most things and am quite happy to chuck a stamp your way 😜

Bikersweb

Happily oblige DM your address I’ll stand the postage.

Anyone interested in having the other Wonderbrett free I am looking for someone who has tried the real Wonderbrett and would like a free sample ….

hesh 10/10

deffo interested for free lol although i know it's not a real offer you are most likely just venting frustration

Bikersweb

Wandered have you sampled real Wonderbrett?

hesh 10/10

Yeah mate i've had both "real" wonderbrett and this stuff as well

only difference with the "real" was a better cure and a bit of a better flush but i got exactly what i was expecting at this price with this wonderbrett

i was never under the impression this was "real" wonderbrett before i bought it, especially at this price, that would be incredibly naive lol

Bikersweb

Hey it just goes to show - Obviously now we know it’s not real - this makes me ill to puff! Had I awaited for more reviews to have shown on this I wouldn’t have gone anywhere near I was fooled into thinking this was intro prices 😂

hesh 10/10

buddy 95% of the import on here is just random mids with similar genetics shoved in a bag and it has been for years, i fully understand this and its not stopped me from purchasing, i was very aware of this before buying it was never going to be "real"
also as far as i know, even "real" wonderbrett can't be verified, so if you want some, you better book yourself a plane ticked lol

the standard price on here for an 8th of any mediocre UK weed is $60 (unfortunately) so anyone thinking they are going to get some absolute banging top shelf import for under $60 just isn't thinking straight, i regularly buy worse quality than this on here for $60+ from all different vendors lol

Cali2uk 8.4/10

What is “real” lol. Beautifully put hesh 👏

Cali Claims

lol,

so when you said it was 100% dispensary purchased you’re just happily bullshitting?

Fair play, and LB even helped you do it! good work.

Bikersweb

How many refunds have you done and how many disputes are you expecting?

Cali2uk 8.4/10

3 so far. Happy to refund or replace. 💪👌🙏🙌😊

Bikersweb

Brilliant crack on with my refund and bestest wishes 🤦‍♀️

Cali2uk 8.4/10

Thank you.

Bikersweb

This is on there feed!

Cali2uk

Cali2uk8/10
INTRO PRICES, READ AND UNDERSTAND THE CONTEXT BEFORE SLANDERING
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Bikersweb

No plane ticket required I get real stuff at £70 my local man knows not to give me anything but the best - I just took a punt on a bum deal bro. Forgive me for enjoying quality over chavy weed 👍

hesh 10/10

i understand where you are coming from, and i definitely enjoy quality smoke! infact pissing away all my money in a utterly futile attempt at actually finding a good product on here has become somewhat of a hobby at this point lol
but all i'm trying to say is, i spend over $90 for an 8th fairly often on here in the hope for some proper quality but it's never any better than this!

i certainly will not stand for shit weed though and i will be the first to let a vendor know when i'm not happy but imo this stuff is bang on for its price point on here, or maybe my expectations and standards have just been lowered after 2 and a half years of throwing literally every penny i own at bum deal after bum deal

Bikersweb

Aw man - I’ve been really lucky on here and had over 100 buys some good some not so, but quality is an issue. In celebration of my imminent refund I’ve gone and got something to enjoy for weekend - check out this coochie runtz packet 😂 -

hesh 10/10

Yeah man quality is for sure an issue, it can even be a problem with my most used and trusted vendors!
you know what they say if you want a job doing properly you've gotta do it yourself.. well i need to find a way to start growing then lol
bahaha that pack looks mad not seen that one before, hopefully you have a high weekend!!

Bikersweb

Pardon the pun Bum Deal 😂 but this is quality - I knows what I like

Cali2uk 8.4/10

A huge thank you to everyone who has shown extra love and gratitude to us today by placing extra orders…. WE LOVE YOU ❤️

Toking

No need to spit your dummy out because you've had a bad review then replying by calling them names just shows what sort of person you are.

Cali2uk 8.4/10

No names given. Integrity is a must here! 💪

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by Cali2uk 8.4/10

Well Chuffed! ☺️ ☺️☺️

by Cali2uk 8.4/10

Well Chuffed! ☺️ ☺️☺️

Thank you so much to anonymous who messaged us when we thought all hope was gone.

Fuck it we’re coming in like Kell Brook’s here!

message below;

Yo keep up the good work bro, love the strains that i ordered and thanks for the speedy delivery...i ain't completely sure it's Cali just judging by the price but i honestly don't care that much about that anyway lol as long as it's clean and effective. My guess is it's mids tho if it is actually Cali?

not sure why you're getting loads of 1/10 reviews but you must be pissing some vendor off loool probs a good thing tho. Think it could go a long way if you start putting the packs in a box inside the jiffy bag but apart from that can't fault anything!

Bless
Anonymous

hesh 10/10

The Wonderbrett I got from you a few days ago was better than an 8th i'd paid $95 for the week before on here from a different vendor

dunno what's going on with this place anymore and i wont get involved in the shenanigans but i will continue to order from you!

Cali2uk 8.4/10

Thank you for the genuine response 😊☺️😃👍🙌

The Gentlemen Dealers 9.7/10

Yes bro!!!!
Hope you do well.
Keep chin up and need any help message us anytime.
Love ❤️ and peace ✌️
TGD

Cali2uk 8.4/10

Thank you so much, my most humble respects to you sir!

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by Cali2uk 8.4/10

3 NEW STRAINS LISTED!

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by Cali2uk 8.4/10

All 📦 shipped

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by Cali2uk 8.4/10

🚀 🚀 NEW STRAINS INCOMING🚀🚀

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by Cali2uk 8.4/10

New Strains Live

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by Cali2uk 8.4/10

New Strains Live

All 3 new strains now live

- LAX - APPLE FRITTERS

- WONDERBRETT - BLACK ORCHID

- CALI-X - SHORTCAKE

LIMITED STOCK

Cali2uk 8.4/10

We”d love to get your picture reviews from our recent purchasers 😃

Mo_Gz

My Wonderbrett just dropped. I’ll get a picture review up later today 🖤

Anon1385

I messaged you regarding stealth but never got a response, any chance you could take a look? Cheers 👍

Cali2uk 8.4/10

We’ve tightened our stealth game and have added extra vacuum seal and wrapping paper 👍

BBDoom

Always fire!1👍🔥❤️

Cali2uk 8.4/10

❤️❤️❤️

Mo_Gz

Looking forward to placing my order with you bro 🖤

Cali2uk 8.4/10

Thanks 🙏

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by Cali2uk 8.4/10

*INCOMING 3 NEW STRAINS*

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by Cali2uk 8.4/10

JB RUNNING LOW

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by Cali2uk 8.4/10

INTRO OFFERS OFF ON JB

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by Cali2uk 8.4/10

LEGIT JB PACKS 😃

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by Cali2uk 8.4/10

Our First Orders Posted 📮📦☑️

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by Cali2uk 8.4/10

Our First Order In! YAAAY 😀

by Cali2uk 8.4/10

Our First Order In! YAAAY 😀

Thank you Anon1305 for being our very first customer ❤️❤️❤️❤️

pollypuff20

The problem for you guys is : “if it sounds too good to be true it probably is”. The only way you can get it going is to offer samples.
So how about this: I have a bag of JB Gas Cake that I bought from The Gentlemen Dealers (one of the most respected vendors on LB) for $169.
Send me a single small nug of yours (I will pay) and I will review the two on here side by side.
Any reason why you wouldn’t want to do that?

BBDoom

If i had a nice stash at home no way i'd be throwing my addy out to total strangers every week.
First priority for me above all else is stealth, and i'm never sitting with more than a few Gs.
We buyers need to be more careful imo.
Just adding my 2Cs. I'm sure it'll be fire, was tempted myself but just sticking with elite stealth vendors now.
Take care out there.👍

Cali2uk 8.4/10

What was all that meant to mean? For me as a vendor? Your 2 cents sounds like you telling fellow LB’ers to be careful….

WE’VE HAD 3 SALES AND EVERYTHING WILL BE UPLOADED WITH REVIEWS AND PICTURES FROM TRUSTED BUYERS HERE.

BBDoom

All i'm saying is, certain members here seem to be very willing to have a call at their drop door, be that the police or be that a heavy gang looking for that uber stash and BTC.
I guess the fact you're here basically giving away cali throws more red flags than other intro deals done here.
1G/ 2G intro would have been better for you, giving away 3.5 you must be losing a lot.
I've every confidence you're legit, i just worry for my fellow Biggas is all.

Cali2uk 8.4/10

Thank you, reviews to follow very soon, we’ve requested picture reviews from buyers as well 👌

noglet1979

It will be interesting to see the results if this happens

Anon1385

I agree, I even said the same phrase to a friend before I purchased.

I contacted the vendor and they said it's an Intro offer, which makes sense with the crazy prices 🤷‍♂️. I thought it was worth a gamble

Cali2uk 8.4/10

We’d love for you to do a picture review and also if you can provide picture evidence that the canna verification is genuinely legit JB packs

Cali2uk 8.4/10

ACCEPTED 🤝

Nickm

I'd like to hear how you're able to offer these packs at less than dispensary prices??

Cali2uk 8.4/10

Buy & try. These are intro offers only!!

Nickm

Thanks,but you forget to answer my question.

Cali2uk 8.4/10

🤣🤣🤣 love those moments

Gunitbiggy 10/10

Is this stuff extoic

Psyuk

This has just landed and this is the cannverify

Telling Porkies

Clearly not Cali. You have bought the packs and put standard bud in there. Thats obvious from the 1 photo you have of the bud. STOP CLAIMING ITS IMPORT WHEN ITS NOT!!!

Cali2uk 8.4/10

Aahh I see you must be the “Cali” moderator….. HOW ABOUT YOU WAIT FOR THE RVIEWS 🤨🧐

DeadRabb1t

Yeah the amount of experts on Cali on here is unreal, you wait until they start telling you your packets are sealed wrong or whatever

Prices are really cheap which is why you have alarm bells ringing with biggas

For the record the JB chem 91 skunk is $35 a Henry on their dispenserary website so it's not top tier JB cost intitally

It's also not unreasonable to assume that the other stuff would be bulk shipments of not A grade cali so you wouldn't expect it in individual bags

This isn't a vendor endorsement, I haven't used them and have done all my shopping already for Feb so will see what others think

Cali2uk 8.4/10

THANK YOU

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by Cali2uk 8.4/10

IS BTC GOING TO MAKE A COMEBACK?

by Cali2uk 8.4/10

IS BTC GOING TO MAKE A COMEBACK?

Food for thought people? What are your views?

Bigbum

If this saves even one person from thinking bitcoin is an investment, then it’s worth posting

https://markets.businessinsider.com/currencies/news/warren-buffett-best-quotes-bitcoin-cryptocurrencies-investing-rat-poison-squared-2021-1-1029974898?amp

hesh 10/10

No bias at all in that article, it's not like he has a vested interest or anything considering half of his disgustingly massive wealth is invested in banks, i mean it's not like bankers have a never ending conflict with crypto currencies or anything, wink.

Bigbum

Article aside. Please tell me what the underlying value of bitcoin is? Tell me of the margin of safety relating to assets and dividends. Fact is banks maybe arseholes but they pay out dividends and have assets which prevent the share price from diving beyond a certain point . And if the bank go out of business their assets are divided up

hesh 10/10

tbh i'm the last person to be sat here debating investments, i just wanted to point out that the article was heavily biased, like most articles these days!
i'm just like the vast majority of this sites users i just use BTC as a semi anonymous decentralized currency because without it, i wouldn't have been medicated for the past 2.5 years.

Cali2uk 8.4/10

Has anyone bought a significant amount of btc during the dip?

windiest

Not massive but enough to put a smile on my face when we're back to 50k

Cali2uk 8.4/10

Same 😃😄

Bigbum

No because that would be super silly. Bitcoin has no underlying value.

Cali2uk 8.4/10

Hmmm, been believing differently you see

Cali2uk 8.4/10

I believe El Salvador just may be onto a thing here

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by Cali2uk 8.4/10

STILL WAITING ON OUR 1ST SALE

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by Cali2uk 8.4/10

New Kid ere!

by Cali2uk 8.4/10

New Kid ere!

Hello fellow LB’ers 👋

sam508

Hello 👋 and welcome! 🙂

Those are some amazing prices for the Jungle Boyz packs!!!

Cali2uk 8.4/10

ORIGINAL DISPENSARY WITH CANNA VERIFICATION

Mo_Gz

Nice 👌
Welcome 🖤

Cali2uk 8.4/10

Thank you brother ❤️

Toking

I thought cali claims were banned on here now

Cali2uk 8.4/10

Apologies not Cali just from the other side of the river 😜

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by Cali2uk 8.4/10

TO CALI OR NOT TO CALI IS THE QUESTION.

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on RS11 - Deep East X Wizard Trees

Now available $95

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on RS11 - Deep East X Wizard Trees

Now available $95

Cali2uk 8.4/10

Thanks for your previous orders 🙏🏻

Cali2uk 8.4/10

Here you go friend 😁

Cali2uk 8.4/10

Ahh the downvotes lol

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on WIZARD TREES - BISCOTTI 9.8/10

Beautiful Rock Like Nugs🪨

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on WEDDING CAKE 8/10

Delicious and super strong

THANK YOU 😊

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on JUNGLE BOYS - CHEM 91 SKUNK 9.8/10

Tops

We are still very new here and learning the ropes. We hope to be a big vendor someday 🤞 + 2 more

on JUNGLE BOYS - CHEM 91 SKUNK 9.8/10

Tops

Very very nice top vendor

pollypuff20

Keep genuine sealed JB bags under $100 and you’ll get big!…looking promising 👍

BBDoom

Made a purchase last night, could have gone MAC1 (my new-found fav strain of all time)but didn't, this bloody site has too many good offers and tempting treats to be picky LOL.
Shoutout to Caliuk, i didn't jump on board at the start cause i've been stung couple times
with intro deals and i only been here 6 mths.
You have the best intro i've ever seen and look forwards to doing business again.

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on JUNGLE BOYS - TK43 10/10

How come you

Really depends on what we get it at the time. I can tell you now for free at the advertised price we are still taking a hit. Guess we have to someho… + 3 more