What’s up biggas, it’s been far too long but the Mrs has let me out the basement (not an exciting sexual one unfortunately) and I’ve snuck straight back on to get my yum yums.

Having quit baccy my need for joints diminished and I’ve not smoked anything bar a blunt on holiday for 160 odd days 🥳

Anyway, I fancied a mega joint when the missus fucks off with the kids and I get a day of peace, or maybe chores.

Loaded up the items and entered extracts, got a few hits off vendors I’ve not used. So did the usual skunks slippery slide into their DMs to see what they recommend.

2/3 responded (I’ve lost my touch) and 1 of those was just a list. Which I was grateful for a reply, but being a loner missed the engagement of a bit of chat.

Farms came through quickly back into the DMs with some advice chat and recommendations so I went in on a few g of theirs. Think I said dealers choice which I’ve done with many on here to give them chance to pick their favs 🤤

Couple of days to arrive and stealth was fine with no raised eyebrows from the posty who 1000000% knows 😂

3 little tubs, 2 look more crumble type consistency and one more sugar.

I jammed in a crack like rock of the berries in a weed sandwich keg for the mighty (ty Polly for that one) and fuck me sideways on Thursday.

Terps incredible, like really yummy and lasted a long time was like some delish zingy sweet with a bit of sour notes lurking behind.

It went on for ages, I had so many sips and big blasts from the mighty. I’ve not moved from the sofa since I did it and dreading the Mrs coming home to find me legs spread door open drooling on the sofa 😬

Had a coffee to get the heart going before exercise but it’s only given me enough for another keg on the sofa.

This time cookies, and the keg sandwich has made it just like a mouth of a yummy gmo joint 🤷‍♂️🥳🥳🥳

I can only imagine what a pure joint and some of these mixed ins going to do for me.

I’m no extract connoisseur but well impressed and decently priced and I’m really fucked

Just this weekend only, any orders for our concentrates will get double at no extra cost. No matter the order.

After Sunday, we will still be giving away 50% extra until we hit 100 orders.

Enjoy 👍🏻

How are they lmk getting some today

We’ve finally hit 75 orders now! Thank you to everybody who has put their trust in us and decided to take a plunge. We genuinely appreciate this as we know our items aren’t for everybody on here.

To show our appreciation, our next 25 orders on our concentrates will received 50% extra with their items.

e.g. order 1g receive 1.5g
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…
order 16g receive 24g
(Works out at nearly an oz for $420 (£320) of mixed flavours!)

You can also choose whichever strains you’d like.

New Whole Melt Extracts’ live resin sugar and JeeterJuice’s liquid diamond pens arriving this week.

Thanks again,
PLF