don't need any more turkey,but try the items page and select delivers to then highlight country.

Hey mate thanks for the reply, yeah I've done that, suppose I just wanted a little bit of assurance pr confirmation it's been done before. Its 2am and all I can think about is weed so I may have to just use this work period as a detox/tolerance break :-D

may be the best course, or if the local locals area is safe go for a wander and use your nose. I used to work all around europe on contracts, it worked best for me:)

I agree, and it applies to almost everything we grow/farm and consume (the exceptions being those we've hunted things to extinction). You can absolutely see it as them exploiting us for their own ends.

I like to see apples and other fruit exploiting animals and birds, who not only distribute their seeds further than the air could carry them, but plant them nicely in a lump of rich fertiliser for them.

By the way, it's e^{i*pi} that's equal to -1 (the exponent is pi times i, not pi divided by i)

I love Terence McKenna’s whole stoned ape rap. He was onto it.

Cannabis will also be here after we are gone to be picked up by aliens who wind up getting super smart from it and making this universe and the Circle Continues...

Evolution. There's no thought process behind it all...it just happens. Cannabis evolved to have flowers because birds and animals were eating the cannabis with the nicest flowers and spreading that about. Cannabis doesn't make itself stronger, its selectively bred to be stronger.

Have a look at what normal veg used to look like before selective breeding. Corn looks like a completely different plant than what it used to now.

One day the plant will reclaim all the money that has ever changed hands in it's name, it will then have enough to take over the world, a bit like A day of the Triffids, the world would smell great.

yeah it will start with an algorithm:)

Shit I've never considered this, just like how bugs are attracted to the bright colorful flowers....

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

It's even more stark if you view flowers in ultraviolet light (the range that insects see in), a whole extra bunch of patterns appear. Orchids are excellent mimics of whole insects, the pollinator thinks it's gonna get a shag out of it! Same applies to some flowers that use small birds (e.g. hummingbirds) to spread their pollen.

Crazy

There is that lovely thought that all psychedelic plants express themselves via symbiotic communion with us and other conscious living things. They have evolved in parallel to conscious beings. We also have the perfect nervous system for them to attach themselves to.

Those entities you are seeing. That’s Johnny plant. Saying hello.

What a glorious time to be alive 🤣👍

Sorry to go all Sheldon Cooper on you but.. it's a no for me.
Cannabis evolved to produce THC as an evolutionary defence mechanism because it is particularly susceptible to pathogens.
It's clear that the consequences of that are of great benefit to some - but I think it is a better question to wonder if all those consequences are a coincidence or by intelligent design in the first place. Given that we have ALOT of cannibinoid receptors - the coincidence seems pretty astounding.
Given this - I do wonder if there is an epigenetic factor to the differences in strength between strains as well as a domestication factor.

Fascinating thought but like other species on this planet we have chosen it to be one that we have removed its natural evolution through selective breeding,we do this with both animals and plants. Most people forget that before the big corporations started the anti-cannabis movement in governments it was widely used in everyday life and not just to smoke it was the basis for many things and also employed lots of people and any half decent apothecary would have cannabis products instead of opium products.
Unfortunately the bad guys won but slowly cannabis is making a comeback from all the lies told about it.

once you transcend darwinian evolution the only thing left is intelligent design. i guess that will take a while

Animals eat plants and shit the seeds out so yeah i guess.

That must be good weed you’re smoking huh

What strain is it? lol

Agreed, I want whatever the fuck they have lol

Check out The Botany of Desire by Michael Pollan. It’s a whole book on this exact subject. I can’t recall exactly but I think it looks at apples, cannabis and tulips as examples of how some plant species have thrived by “getting” humans to cultivate them.

He has a few others that are also great, like How to Change Your Mind, which is about psychedelics.

Exactly what just happened to me. No idea how but BC has gone from wallet but no order showing. In the hands if the digital gods now🫣

Were you logged in when you placed your order?

this just happened to me and i was definitely logged in. ?

Just ordered on clear net and site went down but did exactly as you said here and it worked. Nice one!

Was it sorted in the end? Its just happened to me, no idea what to do now🫣

infortunately i had no history to look through so i contacted the vendor and he had the order and i recieved the items so all good. but you can go to transaxe to get it sorted if the vendor doesn't have the order

In my casei just wasn't logged in, it was all good though x

I always get my seeds from seedsman usually go for 00 autos which generally average out at around the 3 month cycle. If you are going for outside and you have a nice area with good sun you will get something out of them try to time it so last 6 weeks get the most daylight hours, a lot depends on how you care for them, it's all goldilocks just enough of everything but not too much or too little, this gets easier with experience so the sooner you start the better you become.
As for being overlooked by nosey neighbours you can take the 'just don't give a fuck' attitude and chance it or if you think they may cause you problems try companion planting with things that provide a screen in their direction, if you grow other plants like tomatoes then your sudden interest in gardening can be explained. Also as a caveat don't expect "cali" type buds as you will soon come to realise that these results are usually manipulated for appearance at the cost of quality imo.
All in all I'd say its worth a go, what else are you gonna be doing?
Best of luck mate
Hope this helps👍

Brilliant thanks a lot you've given me some great advice to get going

Check it out a strain called Auto Duck by Dutch Passion. It has a low odour and duck feet shaped leaf formation which makes it pretty stealthy for gardens.
You could also grow autos in little pots so they don’t get to big. Just don’t transplant them, start them in the pot you are going to keep them in.
You could also get a small plastic green house and grow them with other plants so they are camouflaged from nosey neighbours just try and get autos that are low odour.

agree re ducks foot , its really doesnt look like a cannabis plant until it flowers and then it does look much more like one. Can smell very strong. there are feminsised autos available which I would recommend for a first time grower.

I agree with the small greenhouse , you can get an up right one for about £45 . can get far too hot in one though and stresses the plants , also if pests get in they run riot. you can spray before they flower though.

Nice one mate thanks a lot il look into greenhouses next . See what i can find

Great thanks mate I'd never heard of auto duck before il check it out

Full proof 7 step plan:

-Gain shitload of body weight until you can barely fit one arse cheek on a normal seat.

-Goto Moroccan/ California

-shallow as much as possible

-fly back to UK

-Shit out the goods

-smoke weed/hash to lose all the weight to gained and become normal weight again.

-Repeat

Polar express auto seeds are really fast and very low odour

Great shout mate cheers I'm looking at polar now looks good. Thanks again

They genuinely are a good choice for guerrilla grows in the back garden. Decent yield for the size too. Alternate them with some tomato plants so they blend in. The only reason I stopped growing them myself is as the kids got older they started asking awkward questions. My boy still thinks I used to dry onions in the attic!!!

Haha that's brilliant lol I'm expecting some questions from ours at somepoint lol I might go with polar express tbh as from what I've seen onthe net they're very stealthy

Thanks for that mate some great info. Yup never tried this before lol. I've spotted a bit of fence which if I put then behind that it could block their view potentially. Also thanks for the offer it means alot . I'm thinking about doing maybe 3 to start off with to see how it goes. I'm hoping to get maybe an oz or 2 off each one but could end up with an eighth 🤣 who knows lol

Early on using LB after the 10/10 because I got weed though the door phase.

I remember DeadRabb1t mentioning this in another comment.

You rate against the advert/product page and is it as described etc, otherwise shake would all be low scores due to it not being 10/10 🔥🔥🔥

I think this is spot on and since I have always scored my review based on as advertised.

I also respect the fact that everyone has their own way of reviewing and scoring. On topics and reviews, my issue is that there is no bench mark of the personal opinion or comparison to other products (last one being on topics no reviews)

10/10 not tried it but my gran says it landed and it’s fire 🔥

I mean I’ve started to rate 9/10 if the bud isn’t bang on especially when it’s labelled exotic/import and sometimes even lower. I have seen some vendors try push some questionable bud through as exotics and get a string of 10/10 just for getting the bud there, leading to me being disappointed when purchasing.
Ideally there should be 4 cats for review scoring imo

Product quality-taste
Product quality-potency
Value for money
Vendor service

I agree, some of the worst I’ve smoked has been plastered as exotics on here, the reviews should be more defined.
However, I didn’t know visibility relied on good ratings so 7/10 for what sounds like a good weed for a new vendor is harsh

Yeah completely agree in this instance the review is stupid. If it’s as advertised it should be 10/10. This is sold as mid/top UK so if it’s lacking a little ‘panache’ as the person says it should be a 9 maybe 8 at worst but I would then justify it in the comments e.g lack of terps/clean smoke.

Insane how no mention of stealth which for me is #1 especially with new vendors - should have it's own system along with other factors that go on reviews in other markets. Ultimately there are 3 or 4 variables that should make up a review, even without words or subjective opinions, such as the UK average being rated 3 or 4/10 by default haha

Didn't know there were rules about reviews? What are they and where can I find them?

I agree with Deadrabbit. If the best weed you’ve ever smoked is a 8-9-10/10 and you’re buying a mid/top shelf as advertised then it’s obviously never going to match that is it? Which is unfair to the vendor

Couldn't agree more, especially when he points out the vendor is 10/10 in the review 😅

It's a bullshit review, it's completely unfair. Best thing vendor can do to get the ratings up is have a nice price drop, or better yet, release a 1g each Sample sale. That'll get the reviews up to where they should be. Does look like good flower, but still.

It raise the point of quality then.

How can we rate and review weed consistently with different batches. Vendors like to keep the reviews high so keep the listing for multiple batches and different strains all together. Is that the right way to do it ?

I wouldn’t agree.

I think keeping the same listing for the same strains is a given but I think it would start to get messy when you start getting into batches.

That’s when the reviews and repeat customers should highlight that with reviews.

Bruh no way is this site going to go when it gets legalised. Won't necessarily be any cheaper or better when it's legalised. Apparently uk medicinal weed has only just started to get better quality wise bearing in mind its been around for years. If sites like this and local dealers go, the shops really will start charging £50 a 3.5. And it'll go up and up and up 😯

That's fair, I sorta think if it gets legalised a lot more people would grow for spare cash maybe, meaning a lot more bud, meaning people will lower prices. However, with the way electricity has gone especially over the past 12 months odd, I get that part of it. Might just have to turn to importing from cheap places in bulk where possible 😬

Agree just be honest when you review.

At least you gave an explanation of your review. As I previously said I’m not saying your review or anyone’s review is untrustworthy but the basis is just unrealistic.

New seller 5 sales and you shoot the average score down by reviewing a 7 based on the best weed you have ever had?

So give an example of what’s a 10 for your and what did it cost for 3.5 ?

Not sabotage then 👍

Ouch, I felt that from here DR 😮‍💨

Ok so I shall endeavour to explain why I felt the need to post about your review and not to post about the other review that gave an 8
It begins here
https://littlebiggy.com/item/28IdA8BqV4b4Q4VHsD149kPT/view/p
And for me with your opening sentence
“8s 9s and 10s for me are reserved for literally the best weed I’ve ever smoked” so you bought a mid/high tier product at $45 for 3.5g and have already stated that unless it’s not that and actually in the “best weed ever “ section then it won’t get a score higher than 7

Uk average i would rate around 3 or 4 – comapred to what?
This is coming in at 7 for me as its pretty clean, nice smoke.
So is it much better than the UK average and therefore better than mids?

there’s just a tiny bit of panache missing
(noun:panache
1: Flamboyant confidence of style or manner
2: a tuft or plume of feathers, especially as a headdress or on a helme ).
I’m sorry it didn’t strut in wearing a feathered headdress but I’m not sure that’s a typical rating system

Mild to medium high which for me is good so I can resume productivity but everybody is different, this is just for me. Would rate vendor 10/10. Warm and friendly
Honestly if you haven’t got it by now it’s not worth the typing effort here

And so into the 8 well unlike your it’s not gonna score more than a 7 opening unless it’s magic, it just reads as someone who wasn’t expecting feathers and headresses but felt that compared to other trates they had bought they weren’t a fan of the taste, a actually reason to mark the product down.

Honestly not a fan of the taste, dabs well, strong relaxing high just a strange flavour I don’t really enjoy. Great Comms from seller and stealth was decent enough.

Anyhow hope this clarifies for you 👍

This ain’t that deep, so typically the review is of the product and vendor. For example, if the shake you ordered was as described and arrived in a day that’s a 10. F the shake was advertised as the best shake ever and it was shit or if it took a month to arrive then you low score. Does that make sense mate?

I think the point is that the scale can’t be the same for everyone as not everyone has the same interpretation of what you say is a 10.

The only common factor that buyers can review against is the listing.

If you review that way fine the best weed ever fine.

Bit like ordering a Ford and disappointed it’s not Aston Martin.

Your comments escalated quickly.

Better argument than shouting might help.

Well that’s a contradiction as you just rated mid shelf weed against top tier 🔥

The review system is there for you to review the product against the advert of what you’ve bought, if you buy mid shelf you rate it as mid shelf as in we expect mid shelf to have less Terps and strength than top shelf. We also expect mid shelf to be cheaper.

Unless the advert states otherwise in which case we can mention that it did or didn’t in the review.

You have rated a mid product that cost $45 and openly claim you’re comparing it to absolute fire so won’t get a 10.

Thats not how the review system works, you can’t compare mid shelf to a pack of jungle boys that’s costs more than 3 times the mid shelf.

You have to rate this mid shelf against other mid shelf and against the advert, you rate shake against other shake. Concentrates for argument sake you can’t compare £200 hash rosin to street wax. It’s quite simple.

The rating you have given to this mid shelf product to other buyers makes it look like you didn’t think it was that good as a 7/10 for mid shelf would make me avoid that product personally.

The point deadrabb1ts trying to make is that if everyone reviewed this vendor like you have they won’t get very far if their overall rating is a 7/10. Even though the products could be quite accurate and good value for the money.

The very fact you don’t say why you didn’t rate it for the money other than the lack of feathers or something, panache I think was your term also makes it harder for other buyers to make a decision and will put some off.

The rating system is not there to compare all the products against each other, there’s not enough numbers in a 1 to 10 scale to separate it out.

Hence sabaotage or stupidity, and like you say considering how long you’ve been here you know how damaging low scores can be for new vendors.

Would you buy from a vendor with an overall score of 7/10 ?

👏👏👏👏 exactly our point but put in a far better way.

Now give DR his box back

The fact it claims to be a mid/top would tell me it’s not a top tier 🔥product. So why rate it against one. It’s a high end mid for $45.

I’m also guessing as you quoted my final paragraph you read more than just the opening statement.

No one’s expecting you to blow smoke up anyone’s ass, and if you felt it was a 7 than fair enough. But it’s the fact you started the review by saying I’m only gonna compare this to the best I’ve smoked, when for the price this quite clearly isn’t gonna stand up to that even if it is very good.

Seems like a dick move on a new vendor, you should have bought the exotics if that’s what you wanted to review against.

And you may have been the first sale with a new vendor, I doubt if you’d found this vendor after seeing your review you’d have had a go.

No harm done on the review mate don’t sweat it
However we don’t think we overhype weed or blow smoke up anyone’s arse. We also never expect you to review shit weed a 10 but we know that our cream soda isn’t shit. If that wasn’t aimed at us specifically we do sincerely apologise
We’ve had a lot of stigma from this - not your review but this specific post so we’re trying to resolve it 👍🏻 we appreciate your honesty

Hi pinkleaffarmacy it’s crap that you’re having to take the time to respond to this.

DR point is that 7/10 really hursts new venders in regards to % and the basis and logic for reviewing is miles out.

Again like Califan86 has mentioned we can all have views. I just don’t agree with him.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/nice-multiple-meanings#:~:text=Though%20'nice'%20is%20used%20to,can%20also%20mean%20%22exact.%22

Not a fan of Pratchett and Gaimens "Good Omens" book I take it then.

Give it up man.

You want a shovel ?

Following site rules again?? Disgusting behaviour...

😁

I’m reviewing that comment 7/10 I keep 8,9,10 for quality abuse and missing the point.

Disclaimer

No Dazzler has been abused during this thread.

Site rules

Look at weed i can’t afford
Find weed I can afford that I love the advertising of.
Buy weed
Truthfully review weed based on my interpretation of system.
People might agree people might not 🤷‍♂️

No one is attacking you for “truthfully” reviewing.

Just simply pointing out I disagree with the basis of your review.

I have said it previously but I’ll give another example?

We both by the same strain of weed.

I’ve never tried it so I don’t have a reference point?

I wonder if there is something I can compare it too? Like in other retail ?????

You buy a Mercedes and rate it 10/10 without knowing what a porsche is.

See how this works 🤷‍♂️

What’s a 10 in car terms ? Lol

Andrew tates Buggadi

😎🤣🤣🤣💨💨💨

I'm not even reading the comments after I wrote mine, there's too many at this point
🙃

A Scooby 🤣🤣🤣

Only if it has a shopping 🛒 cart spoiler

I vaguely remember something along the lines of this. Was it Drugs Inc by any chance?

Your Natural Medicine 👊🏻

I ordered some from pope that got marked sent on the 3rd and I got it on 7th....tangerine cookies...bloody lovely tasting herb

Thats worrying considering all the cali siezures recently and they pretty much only imported Cali. I hope everything is okay there end....

Oh great, my first order on here as well. Does this mean I have to deal with escrow or should I wait a bit longer? Ordered tracked that said sent but didn’t get tracking code or answer to my messages.

I've gone with escrow. Ordered on the 26th, marked as sent the same day, no delivery and no response after messaging. Now he's private I'm assuming it never got sent

it honestly sucks that hes not back in his prime, hope everything's good for him, but i really need some good smoke from him again, only person that prices cali reasonably

Same here after waiting about 1.5 weeks for a delivery. No idea what's happened.

Ye man not to sure what’s happening, I think he’s gone to be honest , which is a shame got a lot of orders from him .

Yeah, he was my first order on here and was great product/delivery. Hope the guy's alright

Yea hope everything is ok his end , but leaves a lot of people in limbo ,

Can anybody tell me if I’m still eligible for a refund through escrow if I did not log into my LB account please??

I just got a message saying mine was being sent. So he’s still active think somethings happened or there’s backlog. I think Maybe we all just need to be patient and it’ll come good.

Was that today mate? 10/12/2019

I received an item yesterday, so he’s still active.

the postie either had too much stuff in his bag or could not be arsed today for some reason.

Weird, got my other order through today but they didnt deliver the tracked one

Its been there since tuesday lazy fucas lol

It's the feds! Run! :')

Strange one man , have you checked Royal mails site for help see if that throws up an answer , someone here might have experienced something similar to they might help to

I found this on RM website-

Retention Item - Some business addresses have a Retention Service to cover days when they’re not open. We won’t deliver to them on these days. Instead, we’ll hold on to the item and deliver on the next working day, or according to the business’ instructions.

Not a business address so cant be that.

Strange one man , do they have a live chat service or anything to shoot them a message , other than that I don’t have a clue man , If it don’t come tomorrow I’d enquire why it wasn’t posted