I’ve had them twice camping with the lads, I ended up with the Golden teaches as well because they were allegedly the strongest set we had (mate bought 4 diff types).

My mental health isn’t great so I was worried about how anything would manifest, but it was the Golden teaches or some weaker ones and my friends mental is a lot worse than mine so I bit the bullet and had them.

I think I was the only one of us that felt them and oh my god it was incredible. I want to preface this by saying my experience was my own, can’t guarantee everyone else’s would be good.

We were having a joint and a drink and about an hour later I just felt… wavy. “hey lads I think these are kicking in” turned round to look at them and all their faces were distorted like swirls and I just burst out laughing.

You’d think that would be scary but it wasn’t, I KNEW it was the mushrooms and I felt fine, coherent and like I was just a witness to it, not like it was out of my control.

I looked up at the trees and the colour of the green bled like ink into the sky like it was being slowly vacuumed, it was amazing.

Finally, I went for a piss in a bush and the leaves of the bush looked like Audrey Hepburn and a man embracing. It was cool.

Also, felt like everything was just bizarre and nothing could ruin my mood and I actively said “If we get attacked by a wolf (in Wales? Come on Ship) I couldn’t do anything I’d just be laughing like I was watching a film. That was strangely soothing.

Tried texting my wife saying we were having a good time and the screen was just like fuzz it was so hard to see.

I’ve always been doubtful of people who are like “Yeah man seeing dragons and shit” but honestly you probably can. What I was seeing was less like independent hallucinations and more like distorted things I could already see if that makes sense, so if you’ve got a pet Iguana or something I’d probably leave it upstairs.

When I tried to get asleep later and closed my eyes I saw so many mad things, Incan/Mayan/crash bandicoot type totem poles and paintings in weird styles, also lots of sex imagery and if I’m completely honest with you a fair amount of gay imagery as well. I’m completely heterosexual and I’m confident in my sexuality but it’s like I had no control over what I was seeing.

Just kept opening my eyes and going “Phew okay” closed my eyes and a completely different vision would come and I’d be like “Oh ffs hahah”.

Honestly one of the best experiences I’ve had, I didn’t break through any walls or anything but it did put into perspective why people take mushrooms and I could say hand on heart it was a good trip.

Hope that helped.

If you’re homophobic, hate colours, wolves, art and trees though I recommend maybe something else.

Also just ate them as they were.

Haha no problem glad you enjoyed it, I don’t think I’ve ever responded to anything in less than 50 words you’ll probably see my string of long winded rants all over the site! Have a great time let me know how it goes.

When it comes to shrooms, cubensis 'strains' isn't like with weed strains, and it's really just different looks and growth patterns. They're all pretty much of the same potency. If you like the taste of mushrooms then they're really not that bad to eat straight up, or you can do 'lemon tek' which may increase the potency slightly. Chocolate is nice for easy dosing and it tastes a bit better. The only time I'd bother with tea is if I have powdered mushrooms.

Probably go for Golden Teachers if you can find them, they are generally a little milder. I would use the tea method or just eat them with some lemon juice. Chocolate bars can be a bit hit and miss, some squares will be stronger than others. I would suggest 1.5-2g for a first go.

Good advice I tried shrooms for first time this year went with golden teacher and had about 2g. Real nice experience

My first time was 2g lemon tek golden teacher and was awesome. Aslong as you have a good set and setting and your intentions are good and your in a good state of mind then all good.

I’ve now been taking 3.5g via lemon tek bi weekly since January and honestly it’s the best thing I’ve ever done. I use to enjoy going out drinking but now prefer tripping listening to my music in my environment and it’s awesome. I’ve got adhd and the meds never really worked but since I’ve been dosing bi weekly I’ve never had so much focus (managed to get better grades with uni assignments) and just managed my time better.

As for purchasing I would advocate for growing your own as it is a piece of piss, I buried my spent cakes in a flower bed and have random large flushes of golden teachers and Mazapatec. With growing your own you can also perfect your grow and the ability to clone impressive shrooms.

But this is just my experience and can’t speak for others as it may effect you differently.

I had a great time with shroom chocolate yesterday. Wrote a review if you wanted to know what it was like (well, what it was like for me anyway) as that should still be visible on the Topics wall. I did a lot of mushrooms back in the day, and I feel that DMT for a first trip would be a really, really bad idea.

Well, this was a weirdly prescient comment. Met a guy this afternoon that I haven't seen for many, many years. We had a chat and he mentioned he'd bought jeweller's scales, that were accurate to 3 decimal places. I asked why he'd need something that accurate. He said, "Have you heard of DMT?" I said obviously I had, and apparently you can get it in carts now. He laughed. He said you don't need a cart, you need an accurate 0.015g dose. I didn't enquire further. Easy to make, he reckons.

There's a bit of a learning curve to smoking dmt, and it's easy to waste the fairly expensive substance. The carts make it super easy, but like with thc vape it can be a hit and miss getting a good one, and I find sub-ohm tanks to be much better. You could also mix the juice yourself very easily. As for the substance itself, I don't think it's as serious as many think. It's intense for sure, and it can be scary the first time, but it's really lovely, and nobody I know have ever regretted taking it, in fact they all wanted to do it again. Set and setting is key as with all psychedelics - you want to be with people you trust, and ideally people who are gonna take it as well. It can be a great bonding experience amongst friends. You don't want to be in a place where people are coming and going, and people should not be touching you or talking to you, or at all preferably. If it gets too intense, you will still be able to hear your thoughts, so just remind yourself that it will pass and try to relax, and then it will feel amazing.

I had a bad bike accident as a child, my arm broke and I was knocked unconscious and the first experience of my first trip was waking up where my past self went to sleep and I was in a ditch with ambulance personnel standing above me and I had a respirator on and the personnel kept telling me to stay down. It was proper freaky, but I remained calm and the trip progressed, and by the end I was ready to go again. It's truly a wonderful experience and I'd recommend it to anyone.

I have Penis Envy shrooms for sale that my cousin and I grow....the dose for a newbie of PE is about 3g, experienced users like myself take 4g for highly visual experience...please always weigh your dose with decent scales...before consumption....if you have nausea at first, cannabis will take care of that....

Hope you find a good seller in UK...

Or I ship to UK too.

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Same here my friend - That does seem to be where the recent increase in popularity stems from

vry popular in japan an korea i hear

Looking forward to trying it out, have read and seen a lot of things online about it. Well done gassed for bringing this to lb 🙌

Thankyou bud and thanks for your custom. Yes please do let us know how you get on.

Any ideas on how you will consume it? Looking for inspiration for my next dose. I tried some in a cuppa this morning, left me with a slight buzz and a warm feeling like being wrapped in a blanket haha

Will be back for some moon rocks soon mate ! I think either just straight off the spoon or mix it into a hot drink. How much did you mix into your cuppa ?

Well done you guys for sourcing this!

Got a feeling I won’t be able to resist!🤩

Thankyou my friend, it's lovely stuff i had some earlier on toast and it tastes amazing. Tempted to put some in a brew but don't want to over do it 😅

2 jars left 👊

Only 15 jars now.

Please do a review mate!

Well, I'll have to now, won't I? I'm thinking 1 spoon to start...

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Where is this from ? Is it authentic & sourced from Nepal ?

Hello my friend

It is 100% authentic directly from Nepal straight to us.
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