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Anyone who hasn’t seen it MUST watch the 2000 Christopher Nolan film ‘Memento’..I’m not giving anything away when I say the brilliant story unfolds backwards and watching it for the third time but stoned revealed all. It’s great!😻

Haven't seen Memento in years, one of those films you watch and think how did the film makers not get confused themselves! That is until I watched Tenet. Jeeez. Or maybe I haven't watched it but I'm about to. While watching myself about to not watch it, while watching it... All in reverse.😵 ?kcuf eht tahW

Inception, I like stoned too. (A Christopher Nolan theme here!)
Shutter Island.
X.
Blazing Saddles.
Step Up 2. (Not really, get farked!)

Perfect plot apart from 1 omission ?

Surely there would be a remember to check bogroll tattoo 🤔 😉 😄

Blimey, now you’re testing my memory!😂😂

Speaking as someone who is whacked out of his gourd this Saturday night, I think I'll watch the original '79 release of one of my all time faves, "Apocalypse Now". The ultimate stoner movie for my generation!

Apocalypse Redux and Directors cut good versions too.

Excellent choice

If you haven't worked your way through Kubrick's stuff stoned I'd recommend it, it's a rabbit hole worth going down; The shining, Clockwork orange, Full metal jacket. Intense as balls though.

Anything by Wes Anderson is great stoned too and a bit more light going, always loads of colour uplifting trippy films, Darjeeling limited is beaut to watch high.

Watch Life (1999)
With Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence 😂 too good 😂

Pink Floyd the wall.is there anybody out there 😱😱😱 what a great film made me feel comfortabley numb.

Great choice!- you’ve got to crank it right up though. Huge potential for pissing the neighbours off at 2am. Ooops! 😂😂

HAS TO BE,

DAZED AND CONFUSED.

Some top responses on here. Can’t argue with the Kubrick, floyd or apocalypse now.

Showing my age now but the blues brothers always gets me :)

Aw i love this topic . I like a good harold and kumar when im stoned lol defo builds up a good munch out .and half baked so funny with the horse when he feeds it all that munch . Lol horse colapses and dies hahaha buttercup ! Buttercupp!

Sexy beast boss movie
Life of brian all time favourite
Mcvicar cool movie

Mcvicar is a classic

Good
Good
Good

Anchorman:" The Legend of Ron Burgundy"


Funny Filmed stoned. JJ

If you enjoyed that JJ then you'd likely enjoy The Campaign with Will Ferrell. Some classic comedy moments in there.

First and second Bladerunner movies are amazing stoned. Get lost in the atmosphere and amazing sounds.

"There's Something About Mary"

DGT.

Paddington 2 😂😁🙌

I go for silly 90’s and 2000’s comedies. Anything by the Farrelly Brothers from that era.

Also anything by Aronofsky. Pi or Mother are stand outs

Event horizon
Cloverfield
Space 2001
Goodfellas
The Thing (Kurt Russell)
North by northwest
Apocalypse now
Platoon

All good sir.

“Where we’re going you don’t need eyes to see.”

Hide behind the sofa stuff

🙏comedy gold right there

Lock, stock and 2 smoking barrels
Trainspotting
Book of Eli
Want to watch Interstellar but not done so yet

What about Children of men??

The Fifth Element.

The Simpsons always.. And any of the Wayans brothers films and series, they are geniuses..

The animated "Up" for an epic, emotive experience. Studio Ghibli movies too - "Spirited Away", etc. are spellbinding.

If you want to save the tissues, Rémy Belvaux's docu-style "Man Bites Dog" is a riot; you know you should be shocked but can't stop laughing. It's the blackest of comedy and a salutory lesson to any dodgy postmen.

Team America 😂 Now Gary…..😂

My recommendations will be shite as for some reason I get drawn to the stinkers while stoned.

The recent Grincutty being particularly shite but I thought baked, it must be so shit it’s good right.

Wrong 😂🤣😂🤣

Anything from Tarantino or Robert Rodriguez.

Keep them coming . JJ & DGT and my team.

Anything with Jay and Silent Bob

check People Just Do Nothing

Blade was very enjoyable stoned :)

Not a movie but anyone watched paradise of on Netflix. Tears of laughter

Don't know if this thread is still going, but interesting to see what direction everyone takes in films to watch when stoned. I tend to go for comedies; South Park movie, Wayne's World, Ace Ventura, Happy Gilmore. If I'm really mashed I usually end up on YouTube watching undersea vids of sea creatures - jellyfish & rays especially. Can get quite beautifully trippy :)

Some great stuff listed but these were missed I think.
Pineapple Express
Superbad
The Doors
The Gentlemen

Funny as fuck anyway, but Withnail & I with a few Camberwell Carrots always enhanced it

Cheech & chong up in smoke.

Old but still gold.

https://www.avclub.com/15-movies-to-watch-when-youre-high-and-5-to-avoid-1850344501

Classic...True Romance No.1 stoned movie...And Friday...

Chuck Norris - Invasion USA...

NEVER go full retard!

Some great films mentioned already. I recommend Lost in New York too. Cheesy, but a classic. 'Snake? I heard you were dead' 😀

gotta go with bob

Jesus that guy must of been on some good shit

Jesus would be a good call, if he could do that thing with the wine then think of the stash!😵‍💫🥰

I have nothing to back up this up because I haven’t looked but a yoga teacher once told me that Jesus smoked weed and did yoga… a lot!

My thoughts exactly polllypuff! Would be in heaven 😉😵‍💫🥰

Personal gain? 🤣😂😏

surely a deep kush bigga

That’s if he is real ?

Now I’m not saying he is or isn’t and a firm believer that you do what you want as long as you don’t impose your beliefs what ever they may be on me.


but I just find it wired how in the Middle East that Jesus had mates called Mathew, Mark, luke and John ?????

I have no doubt that Jesus was a real person and have read a number of good books on the subject. My favourite is ‘Holy Blood & The Holy Grail’ which examines the theory that Jesus was actually high born, had a real if tenuous claim to be King of the Jews and that this together with his non stop preaching is what pissed the Romans off. He actually married Mary Magdelane at the wedding at Cana (as a lowly carpenter’s son he would not have been invited to what was a society wedding) and because the Romans wanted rid of him his followers negotiated with Pontius to ‘disappear’ him rather than see him imprisoned and they did rather a good job of this! They cut him from the cross, hid him a got him out of there in what would become to be known as the ‘resurrection’.
He died not long after in Europe, but Magdelane was pregnant and there became a huge mission to protect his bloodline. The holy grail was in fact a symbol for her womb. She bore his child and died in France. The knights Templar have protected the bloodline and it’s believed his descendants are alive today.
Nice! 🥰🥰

Every day is a school day

I do like to keep an open mind😂👍

Jesus was irrefutable as a real living person, Christians believe he was the son of God. Thats what their faith boils down to, you believe he could perform miracles or you dont, however Christ existed as a mortal being. Whether he rose from the dead etc is where faith derives, you believe or you dont.

Inglis83 that’s your prerogative and that’s my whole point wherever I agree or disagree is irrelevant to anyones opinion.

Just be happy 😃

I think my point is I’ll smoke with most people regardless of race religion fucking anything.

As long as they are a good person

Me to man ✌️💨 honestly didn’t pick Jesus to spark a debate just thought why not he’s caused a pretty big stir real or not 😂

Lol 😂 that’s the best bits of this community

Hey dude.. I mean Jesus is a historical figure not just religious so as real as Henry the 8th or Julius Caesar.

Who knows what names they had in the Middle East thousands of years ago. The bible could be a fairy tale but there is a lot of evidence to suggest Jesus was a real person

That being said I think a lot of history is bolox so who knows really but it’s as good an answer as any not sure why your picking on me 😂

I’m spiritual but not Christian or religious so not imposing any beliefs on anyone

Bevbevan1 that’s my point.

Anyone can and will believe what they want because that’s up to them. Wherever that be Christian, Muslim, Jedi or spiritual fair play. As long as your happy 😆 that’s the main thing.

Hope your good man

I agree I just thought Jesus was a funny answer and if I met him then I would get to find out some secrets 😉

People be free to believe what they want it dosnt bother me 😊

Im all good buddy how are you?

It was man.

The people's front of judea

Brilliant since I’ve had post lol 😂

I'm 50/50 on whether that last point was tongue in cheek, but just in case it wasn't, the names of the Apostles are Anglicised from Aramaic (via Hebrew and Greek).

Many of you have already said so Jesus so going to have to go with Alexander Shulgin

i would love to show bob the strains we have today ;)

Buddha

The builders of the pyramids.

Nikola Tesla - Would love to bring his ideas to the current stage of tech giving humanity freedom and the world a much needed break from our destructive manors.

Rodney Dangerfield or Norm MacDonald. Could either be funny as shit or real deep or both, probably.

you'd want different strains with these two :)

my homey bill gots the good stuff

Pyramid Builders of Egypt,
The last Inca Atahualpa,
A previous reincarnation of myself

someone from the stone age

and like the og poster said Putin, be cool to smoke a j with Putin

maybe they are all the same dude

Peter sellers always stoned by all accounts. The man was a Genius.

I'd try Hitler see if we could have redirected some of that brain off the war-monger amphetamines ... need to be a strain that makes one giggly and munchied up...feed that fecker matza and latkas until he passed out in tryptophanic bliss...

Then cut his remaining ball off! 🤭

Aye but to distract him give him the blunt and put the lighter on full to burn that fucking mustachio

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Bill Hicks legend and right about everything

RIP 🥲

I know this is not a very popular idea. You don't hear it too often any more … but it's the truth. I have taken drugs before and … I had a real good time. Sorry. Didn't murder anybody, didn't rape anybody, didn't rob anybody, didn't beat anybody, didn't lose – hmm – one fucking job, laughed my ass off, and went about my day. Sorry. Now, where's my commercial?

Hey! I’m a Christian and I don’t like what you said…

Forgive me then. Is that not what your faith teaches ? Forgive others ?

Genius work from a genius mind.

Richard Feynman

George Lucas.

Then I would have been Han Solo🙏

@McFly369 you have more chance of being Han Job than and solo or Han Job solo

Han silo protecting the carts of the galaxy ha ha ha ha

easy, biff

Ha ha ha

Oi…
U could av saved that one for private chat 😂

Honestly c’mon.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

I’d love to have a smoke with bob Marley if he was still with us, and I would also love to try and out smoke snoop dogg haha

Snoop for me too. Everyone who has had the pleasure of smoking with him has a funny story. I’m not the biggest Kat Williams fan but his story is my favourite.

I used to walk about on Hampstead Heath at night sometimes, not because I am gay, but because I hoped to bump into George Michael cruising so that I could have a spliff with him.

What a wonderful man he was.

Mike Tyson, he's hilarious lool

Pol Pot, brining pot to Pot.

snoop

Amy & Janis for sure.

They would definitely have guitars. We'd sing & laugh our cackly laughs & talk about love & broken hearts & why men aren't good for us.

I don't think there'd be snacks but I'd cope this one time.

yes, yes, yes

miyamoto musashi

snoop and 2pac

George Carlin or Hunter S Thompson or maybe both together 😎

Bill Hicks

Eric Cantona!

Id probably have to smoke one with the inventor of scales.. 🤣😂

Just to tell them how greatly they impacted the world 🤣

I wouldve said the inventor of the cannabis plant but lets not get blasphemic on this matter 😂🤣

"Doctor Denz.or Strain Cainers..if anyone know who they are???!!!!.. Check out U Tube👍😉

I was given a random dawg seed. That's all I know but I'm sure it's purple dawg as it's indica and not too strong