Where to even begin...

Your product looks like utter shite
Your manifesto is a massive red flag
Your interactions are massively entitled
Your "persona" is hugely derogatory. Why are so many male vendors here trying to pass off as women? Do they think a wholesome persona attracts more customers? *cough* hemplady *cough*
No woman would make an account with such little respect to anyone, especially themselves

Find another platform mate we don't want your crap. Even shake would be preferable to your manure, and somehow still cheaper

exactly

From your name the product is unsmokable did you actually try this garbage yourself? Also have you sprayed it with sometime also as a few tokes left me feeling sick

I took the risk and even though there was a glitch, it's now cleared and the orders been on Paid status since Wednesday evening. Any chance you're getting the messages I've sent to confirm you received the order?
I understand if you don't want to reply to Chats asking about your free sample offer, but I've made a confirmed/paid purchase, so could you possibly reply to that to confirm you're aware of the order?
I understand you'd like to be treated with respect, but straight up ignorance (which is how it appears) doesn't really warrant respect nor your claim that you're professional. If I'm way off in this thought, apologies, but other vendors send the purchase, at least, even if they're not chatty.