"Oh dear, this business with Andrew being a nonce is rather awkward isnt it Phillip... Phillip... Philllllliiiip?"

CONGRATULATIONS MATE I WILL DM YOU

Nice one mate, thank you..

They arrived today Biggas, fast and well packaged, I went for the Mixed Berries and the Sour Apple, I'll let yous know how they are when I've tried them!

Thanks again Franz for the fun competition💜💚

good luck

"When you're certain your postie has taken a detour through Narnia, but they finally arrives fashionably late."

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When you find out you are visiting the in-laws in Germany....... Then find out about decriminalisation.

good luck

When you think LB is down for maintenance for 3 days!

Then find out it's changed to .net!

Like I did 😂

Thanks Franz for the opportunity 😘

Tonight's forecast: 99% chance of munchies 🌛🍪

good luck

"Does one, smell the devils lettuce?!'

"indeed one does! pass the dutchie to the left hand side, Philip!"

good luck

thank you! 😊 💖

The queen at the start of the game and when the pawn in front of her moves forward.

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"I'd like to be a happy garden knome today" Queen Elizabeth cunningly muttered.!
" On second thoughts, I'd rather ban those fucking garden knobs, be sure to give rishi a call and allow a new law, along with the others, no need for happy faces around the streets, that will be all"!

good luck

Those last gummies one had tasted like corgis shite…….
But I hear Franz has some real tasty treats fit for royalty!!!

nice one mate

When you think about your grandson's wife, but remember he's back from Cali in a day or so.

Me after writing that awesomely hilarious winning caption.
Me when my prize arrives.

Aw shite pistach is gone now and he had such good competitions(even though I never won ever).
What's this, cousin Franz does spiffing compos too. Well bravo.
....too soon? Sorry

Wow those gummies sure kicked in quickly!

good luck

These smartening up pills taste like rabbit shit.
See! You're smartening up already!!

good luck

And a dark one .

My fuckin sons a pedo but fuck it im Gonna die soon so fuck em

hahahahah

Those pills were duds....
Bassline drops 😍

LAST DAY OF COMPETITION
YOU MUST BE IN IT TO WIN IT ;)

last 3 days of competition

when lb is off and then when its working :)

“Andrew, how many fucking times, we’re not going to Pizza Express”

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"losing the colonies vs watching the colonies devolving into chaos"

Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

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30 mins after edibles: these aint hitting >:(
2hrs and 3 more edibles later: ＾ν＾

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Me when someone farts vs when I let an absolute stinker out

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What's that smell??
Oh it's Andrew stepping in a horse shit.

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"When you're convinced the postie has stolen your order... but it finally arrives."

When your mate farts and it's rotten but you find out he soiled himself squeezing it out

hahahaha

This gummy tastes rank . But now am buzzing

When postman walk pass ur house while ur waiting on sndd than turn back 😆 🤣

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Can you feel it ma'am

When the postman doesnt turn up on time but then he rings the bell and you know its gonna be a good day afterall

good luck