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Delivery/Stealth/Packaging: 8/10

Delivered quickly, individually wrapped, inside vac seal in a box. For hash this is spot on.

Looks: 9/10

Oooh boi this is dark stuff, super squishy and tears apart to become lighter and kinda toffeeish in colour, larvley!

Price/Value: 8/10:

3.5 for $40 dollars is spot on for great quality dark hash. Especially now Tescrow is offering this in containers! Wooo

Quality: 9/10:

It's so squishy and tears so easily you can tell this is quality, puts out a good volume of smoke and easy to roll in snakes for joints!

Stone/Taste: 10/10:

Spicey spicey spicey, that typical dark/black hash smell filled my room pretty quickly, quite a heavy indica stone on this one, joint was really tastey, didn't want it to end!

Overall rating: 8/10

Great price, packaging, quality and service from the vendor. Lovely bit of dark hash, for those that like squidgy black you will be in heaven!

NB:

My reviews all start from a value of 0/10, and I see 8 as a bang-on representation of that product, I don't just give 10/10 for no reason, so if my reviews are 8/10 that is very positive and should not be taken as negative.

A product would have to be the best version of itself I have ever seen to get an overall 10/10

As always I have probably smoked a bit before I took pictures.

Greatly appreciate each and every one of you that bought and reviewed from this listing. The massive support we got this week resulted in our listing climbing up the ranks. Thank you all for your continued support and let’s aim for top 20!

Have a greet weekend everyone,
Tescrow 💚

Delivery/Stealth/Packaging: 8/10

Delivered quickly, individually wrapped, inside vac seal in a box. For hash this is spot on.

Looks: 9/10

Very dark, similar to the Putin stamp, a lovely golden brown when you start to pull it apart.

Price/Value: 8/10:

3.5 for $40 dollars is spot on for great quality dark hash. Especially now Tescrow is offering this in containers! Wooo

Quality: 9/10:

Lovely consistency all the way through, rolls and smokes with lots of white smoke, very nice.

Taste:

Another dark spicy hash here, not as strong as the Putin stamp and a little bit floral I thought.

Effects:

Medium indica on this one I would say, Putin is probably stronger but this is one you could smoke more of during the day without loosing your afternoon to the sofa!

Overall rating: 8/10

Great price, packaging, quality and service from the vendor. Lovely bit of dark hash again here from Tescrow.

NB:

My reviews all start from a value of 0/10, and I see 8 as a bang-on representation of that product, I don't just give 10/10 for no reason, so if my reviews are 8/10 that is very positive and should not be taken as negative.

A product would have to be the best version of itself I have ever seen to get an overall 10/10

As always I have probably smoked a bit before I took pictures.

Quick and easy to work with 🤌 loved the efficiency with communication, would recommend his GFX services 👌

Cheers,
Tescrow

Delivery/Stealth/Packaging: 8/10

Delivered quickly, individually wrapped, inside vac seal in a box. For hash this is spot on.

Looks: 9/10

Light on the very edges but gets darker towards the middle. Looked harder than it was (that's what she said), pleasently squishy.

Price/Value: 8/10:

For the price this is well worth it for sativa and hash lovers, a little is pretty strong and especially cos it gives off so much smoke.

Quality: 9/10:

This one suprised me, I thought it was going to be quite solid (as in hard, not as in soap bar lol), but the second I put some pressure on it started to squish, then broke into sandy pieces, very nice
Effects lasted a while too, not that I let that stop me from building another cos it's quite tasty

Stone/Taste: 10/10:

I mean this is lemon haze hash, probably my favourite of all time strain wise and this is some great hash made from it so there's probably a huge amount of bias in this whole review 😂
Lovely effects, first joint made me want to get up and do something, walking around felt lovely. Tidied up and went and sat outside with a cup of tea, feeling good and soaking in the sativa effects.
Second joint I'm starting to focus way too much on my book, forgot to pick the joint back up hahaha.
Typical hashy taste here with the lemon haze coming through in the back, the joint was pouring out lovely thick hazey smoke.

Overall rating: 9/10

Really really good lemon haze hash at a good price, I would say easily on par with the stuff DIUK and Dopey have/had.

NB:

My reviews all start from a value of 0/10, and I see 8 as a bang-on representation of that product, I don't just give 10/10 for no reason, so if my reviews are 8/10 that is very positive and should not be taken as negative.

A product would have to be the best version of itself I have ever seen to get an overall 10/10

As always I have probably smoked a bit before I took pictures.

You guys feeling the new packaging? Also, on a separate note I’ve never seen a listing go from 9.9 up to 10. Thanks for all the support and glad everyone’s enjoying our products and service 💚

Cheers,
Tescrow

So the other week I got Tescrows hash selection to take fishing with some old friends,

As I don’t smoke as much any more my tolerance is low so each one I could feel.

Tobacco - soft blonde hash almost squidgy . Smoke was harsher than the others , high was body heavy and had me laying down watching the world go by.

Hermes - my favourite after a few tokes we were all chatting and smiling after a few spliffs , fits of giggles. Lovely taste smoke

Putin - lovely chilled smoke mixture between body and head stone

La casa del papal - nice smoke , not too heavy , decent hash

All in all Hermes is my favourite will be getting some more when payday comes!

Tescrows hashes are all good and will become a go to vendor!

P.s we did catch fish as well

Grabbed some samples to check the flavours out for you lovely people.

Post was quick and looked like usual deliveries, though my cheeky postie gives it “what do you do to get so many deliveries mate”!

Quick thinking apex hit him with “I’m an anal sex toy reviewer” he became invisible as he turned the same shade as his uniform and van.

Apex wins, flawless victory 😂

PUTIN

Smell of this is incredible, almost chocolate with a bit of Xmas curry and hash back notes.

Dark and resinous, ideal for a sausage joint I think.

First toke and it’s a winner for me, almost a savoury taste that’s smooth like an artisan coffee. Not apex’s instant and 2 sugars, that’s for sure 😂

Burning really well and as I checked its burn, got a whiff that tickled the nostalgia receptors.
Taking me back to the park days in the sun 😎

But no such relaxation for me, I gotta Chong this before Mrs apex rumbles me in the garage smoking and not hard at work.

FML 🤦‍♂️

Feeling suitable chilled and ready for the onslaught of a 3 year old as she demands donkey rides on my back…

Donkeys tired and might have to take an injury tbh 😂

3rd of the J left and still as smooth as the top, light chocolate notes with the spicy hashish flavour.

Not my usual galaxy though, more like the posh stuff with a bitter taste to it 🧐

Enjoying this too much, and just felt my eyes kind of warp and sink into my brain. 😬

Maybe it wasn’t a good idea to do this before the chores, but NEED to get content out and hope for growth on the Only fans. 😉

Don’t forget to like and subscribe and I’ll see you on the other side or Mrs apex moaning 🤜

Happy Saturday biggas

LEMON HAZE

Feeling like TheDazzler on a Sunday morning, I shudder reading the lemon namesake as if it’s the final choice of fruit pastel colour.

However, still baked from last night I prod all my hash looking for the lowest effort to assemble. 😂

Smells quit faint on this one, light hashy floral note to me.

Consistency between crumbly sand and sausage material, looking for the easy option I just crumble some fat boulders in a J.

Sparking her up she’s not as prominent as the choc spice putin, but going down a bit easier. Could be early morning lungs vs the weakened state of end of afternoon 😂

Smooth and goes down well with coffee, and considering the boulders I chucked in with my eyes still stuck together, burning well.

Although I’m not getting a mouth full of flavour, it’s a nice relaxing smoke and feeling quite tranquil at 8am listening to some crow squark like I’m idling in resident evil.

Can’t taste lemon you haters 😂 but then again I rarely do, to me it’s always more citrus blends (think grapefruit) with weeds I Chong that claim lemon.

Had to lick the joint once but putting that down to my lazy efforts I think.

Nice resin ring following the joint down to the end, and unlike many hashes the smoke it still barely noticeable!

If you like a lighter mouth feel, then take this over the putin as that was thick and hashy with that posh choc spice!

Dad duties call biggas

BELDAR

I hear the name of this one being read out by Gandalf for some reason 😂

Smell is the most muted so far, and the most typical hash smell.

I found this one the hardest to work with for a joint, didn’t wanna crumble or sausage. So went for a sausage crumble 😂

Got a big throat hit of hash on this one, toked big and almost choked, it was a monster bong like toke though 😜

Very light on the terp flavour for me this one, which is better than tasting like crap I suppose 😜.

This is what I call a delicate hash, could probably smoke through the day and not be too blazed (he says before having to do chores).

Famous last words, I bet. before Mrs apex finds me vegging on the sofa.

Ok I played 1 game of dota, stoned then felt ok to smoke again 😂

Think it would accompany an afternoon drink very well 👌

CASA

This one is your greggs sausage roller right here.
Very reminiscent of some decent squidgy black( though we called it all that if malleable tbh) I got when good friends with dealer / importer back in the day 🤤

Got my fat sausages rolling a sausage of good girth to accompany the devils baccy. Still failing to quit or even cut down tbh.

I blame Mrs apex, miserable old cow.

Best one for a cuppa tea combo, I tried them all. 😂
Putin for coffee 👌

Sausage burning nice and even with a little glowing point at the tip.

Was gonna write this one off, but has nicely chilled me after a demon child bath time.

No distinguishing flavours for me other than smooth squidgy hash 🤷‍♂️

If you made at this far have a great end / start to next week people 🤜❤️

If you know about super lemon haze you know it’s an absolute quality stamp 👌 it’s the new replacement for the tobacco stamp. Cut off 3pm BST Mon-Fri!

Rolled just like the Moroccans do with the cigarette butt. Was thinking of doing packs of 5-10-20, would you guys be interested?

Each pre-roll contains 0.5g of hashish grinded with cigarette chip then rolled with the cigarette but after removing some of the filter. Rolled like authentic moroccan spliffs, this is just how I smoke it!
The same listing is also under custom orders. Feel free to order from either. All orders will be getting dispatched by 3pm Monday which is our cut off.

Hope you all had a great weekend,
Tescrow

La Casa de Papel is our newest addition to our dark oily hash collection. Potentially the softest hash I’ve ever touched. Absolute quality just like the Putin which you guys loved. I also offer mix and match orders of the 3.5’s for a discounted rate. Just drop me a message of which ones you’d like and I’ll add it to the listing!

Peace & Love
Tescrow ✌️