Now I’m trying very hard in many ways to be a better person. I don’t get angry in traffic anymore and I think I give good hugs but some things I’m just not quite capable of shrugging off.
I sell my mushrooms dried and powdered. This is not a sneaky surprise, it’s right there in the description.
Pretty regularly people message me saying things like ‘hey bro, can I have my mushrooms whole, I like the way they look’ or ‘I prefer whole mushrooms as they are better for making tea’ or ‘I like the idea of tripping off one huge mushroom so it seems like it’s just me and the cosmic ghost of a cock shaped South American fungus travelling hand in hand for a chat with god, you got any whole shrooms that weigh like 5g dried so I can just eat it whole and cry about why my teachers didn’t like me’. I reply some variation of ‘absolutely friend, you do you, much love, enjoy 🚀’
This however I can’t help. Posting a 5/10 review without so much as a message to me to make it right makes me sad. If you wrote this review and still want whole mushrooms just drop me a message. We can both say sorry and I’ll send you one so perfectly on weight and clean even if you do decide to weigh it it won’t make a mess. 🚀