you give me back the money bastard thieves

Hey Biggaz!! It's nice to be here to finally say, I HAVE A GOOD ONE!! :D After a few shocking weeks (nothing TGT related) I was almost losing faith in LB! BUT!! Here comes The Green Team to rescue us all from the darkness of fresh/damp/odorless/tasteless/weak weed!!!

GELATO - First up, this stuff stinks!! It's potent aroma can't be ignored! Deep, Earthy and Fruity notes to finish! Stick your nose in the bag and take a deep breath! It's heaven! Especially if you love those danky dank scents! No haze here!!

The prominence of the Sunset Sherbet is outstanding! And the creeping strengths of Girl Scout Cookies are so pleasurable! I am a huge fan of Gelato! If you have been lucky enough to try a few of the sister strains, I would liken this one more to 41, than say 33 or Chocolate Gelato. Which is great! As 41 is the strongest ;) up to 31% THC it has been known ;)

The smoke of this particular crop is smooth, delicious and temptingly morish! Not too dissimilar to Cherry Pie that TGT wielded a few weeks back! The flavours are like dark fruits. Blood orange perhaps. Slightly tingly on the tongue as the smoke washes around your mouth on the inhale. Beautiful sourness on the exhale. Almost like that cheesey tingle...but MUCH more pleasant in taste! Emphasis on that!!

The high is weighty. I am feeling myself drifting into deep thought and snapping out of a day dream! I have couch lock and feel very heavy. All good rings for me! Tick! Tick! Tick! All the boxes!!
I think you would enjoy getting into a good long documentary after smoking this. It's certainly the type of weed that gives you a want to stay still, warm and have munchies nearby! Probably not the best day time smoke if you are not a regular toker! This one is the shizz for strength! I cant fault it! Even as I type this review I am having to reach out and recollect My thoughts! Ahh GSC you are a beautiful mumma strain :D

The packaging and delivery speeds were exceptional! I always know My money is safe with TGT and their stealth is unmatched! I've had some dodgey packages lately from other vendors that put me on edge! Nothing but reassurance from TGT methods of packing and sending! My order was also on weight. Bang on in fact!

Regarding communications - TGT are very busy but always seem to manage to find the time to respond within 24hrs, and politely, with understanding and care! Again...No issues when it comes to reaching out! Whether it has been for minor issues or to chat!

Overall Rating -

Bud Quality/Weight - 10/10
Taste/Smell - 10/10
Delivery/Stealth - 11/10
TGT overall - 10/10

I would HIGHLY recommend TGT as a vendor! They always seem to source the best quality erbs, keep *most* of their prices very reasonable (covid, you bastard *waves fist*) and their packages arrive in good time, with the best packaging ive seen on LB! You cannot go wrong spending money with these guys! Even their edibles are getting the TOP reviews here lately!! Awesome work from The Green Team!! By far the best seller on LB! (And no...they aren't paying me to big them up hahah)

If you love Nice, Strong, Tasty Weed - Look No Further ! A+++

I hope you have enjoyed My review! Thank you for taking the time to read it! I hope it helps you with you choices when making future purchases!

Mwah! Happy 420 <3

Strangely very weak.
It was also quite brown in colour, I'm assuming it was dried badly.
Honestly, it's really not worth the extra. I would say it's a 6/10 weed (maybe the grower was running out and I got a bad batch). Regardless, it was very reminiscent of a old school homegrown. Had a lot of seeds in the buds too.
Hopefully just a one off? It seems the price goes up and the quality reduces

What a treat for panda after a long tolerance break.
Dynavap at the ready I ground a small bit of this up, probably around 0.5g for me and the wife, lit the Dyna and sucked that bitch up.
It kinda took my legs away from underneath me, euphoria sets in, eyes feel heavy, but I'm super awake.

I know, fuck it, bang some MasterChef on.
Hilarious, what a fucking programme to watch, these dudes are super serious about their food..

I think I binged through half a series

At this point I can be heard shouting from my back "yeah fuck off with your soggy potatoes cunt you don't deserve to even be here" Hahah I'm so into this it's scary.

Of course what they really needed to eat was what I was having right then, a milkybar yoghurt with malteasers chucked in, they'd have won first place with this absolute delicacy lol

The flavour on this bud is monumental, almost soda like carbonation with lemon tones in the background blending into a more earthy taste on the exhale. Fantastic.

It's 1 o clock and I'm at work in morning, but my mind's following some awesome thought patterns, I probably would take this early evening next time as I just wanted to stay awake lol.

This is very good bud, worth the premium price tag that goes with it.
Pair it with a few episodes of MasterChef on Netflix and you won't be disappointed until you wake up the next day and realise you've eaten 6 bags of crisps, a chicken tikka toastie, chocolate,a bowl of Weetabix and a soggy potato is sitting in the sink.

Service from my favourite vendors was percent as usual, no smells, perfect stealth and the bud arrived in good condition.

Many thanks for reading, Biggs's.

Panda

As nice a smoke as peeps say the Cali is? Would love a euphoric blaze for the weekend