1/10 mate ? You’re retarded…….. doesn’t matter how good the weed is if it fucking isn’t black orchid wonderbrett then trying to tell me I’ve never smoked it before are you that retarded mate ? So you’ve defrauded me and y offer no resolution. So this is mine I’m an writing something about this scam everyday about this weed because guess what it’s not wonderbrett black orchid gear. Tomorr0w you get reviews on public forums ;) I ho-e people never use you again and you get kicked off this platform for selling fake as what you should get.

Give me my money back you scumbag scammer.

Mate, shut up. You seem to be another Troll wanting to constantly cause people issues for no reason. No need to be calling people such disgusting names. I've actually had the weed and it's definitely worth the price, saying you've smoked black orchid for 2 years, you are talking out of your arse.

What the fuck has that got to do with you mate ? How the hell do you know what I have and haven’t smoked for how long are you that retarded ? It’s not wonderbrett black orchid end of story. ITS A SCAM If you think that’s black orchid you’re a mug as well. Fuck off.

And what’s even worse you tell me no possibility of refund…..caveat emptor ok then it’s on mate people like you shouldn’t be selling on here I’m gonna do everything I can to kick this off and get you off here. Selling me fake cali weed…fuck you pal.

Why are you so special?

Take your own advice...

You’re getting ridiculous.
Considering I’ve smoked black orchid for over 2 years makes your points moot also wonderbrett is one of the best farms in cali. Bottom line pal this isn’t black orchid and you’re selling it at black orch prices. This is a scam.

Always buy extra bitcoin for fees

haha yes, btc fees have been very high lately

AGREED ^

what vpn is everyone using? if any

i think having a vpn much more important as a vendor than a buyer

BUT, better to be safe than sorry

as a buyer I think you shouldn’t need vpn but as a seller security should be a high priority

i actually agree
tor is good enough for buyers!

I’m using TunnelBear, but only because I bought a sub ages ago and it was so easy to set up and use. Proton are doing a free one (with higher paid tiers) that might be worth trying…

I have yet made a buy here, due to lack of knowledge of the pgp, and how it is correctly used any guidance most appreciated, finding searchbar knowledge of it is hard work.

1. check reviews carefully (not just the 10s) and go by recommendations
2. ask as many questions as needed and only use vendors who communicate properly about their products and processes
3. try to only use smaller vendors, preferably who grow it themselves whenever possible and stick with them.
4. check stealth and only use vendors with good stealth
5. only ever get it sent RM 1st class in fake name

I’ve read elsewhere here that using a fake name is paradoxically more problematic than using your real name as it’s more likely to arouse suspicion…

I’ve read that loads of times too. But I don’t think the postie cares what name it says. Would you? They don’t know who lives at your address. All they care about is the house number and the postcode. They have to deliver it regardless of the name. I get all sorts of post from people who have lived here before me, it’s not really suspicious. It only seems suspicious because we know what’s in the package.

I think this one depends on your neighborhood. My postie lives around the corner, yours probably does too. He knows anyone and everyone, chats to most people and would definitely find it odd if I started receiving parcels in someone else's name. He'd also remember if it wasn't the first time.

They usually do care, it's their job to get the right mail to the right recipient and it's really all they have to do except the walking.

For the rare unscrupulous postie... a parcel addressed to someone who 100% doesn't live at the address in question is the easiest one to 'lose'.

That's my take anyway.

Agree. Plus my postie winks at me every time my doobie is delivered. He’s been in the game long enough to know what zero weight stealthy packages probably contain.
Sellers need top notch security, for buyers it’s just paranoia- nobody gives a shit!

Are you sure that's why he's winking at you Polly? Maybe you're just hot? ;)

😘

using a fake name can be prblematic when you have to collect from the delivery office, you normally need id.

Yeah my postie knows me really well and always signs for my packages. Starting to wonder if she is getting curious about my parcels. I couldn't use a fake name or she wouldn't give me the parcel..

I figure you might as well use your real name as it's going to your house anyway and if someone knows whats in it the games up.

Yep, that’s fair point. I suppose everyone has to do what they think is best…

dispute

I have ordered twice from Super Hans and I have never had any issues. It was pretty clear that he was having a break. I wish people would have a wee bit more patience before going on a tirade. Vendors have no control over what happens after they post items out.

I’ve ordered from SHs for a while now and never had any issues. I did have one order go missing (not SHs fault) and SHs got back to me straight away and sorted the issue super quickly. He’s the best seller on here. There’ll be a good reason why he’s delayed getting back to. Sellers have a life outside of selling either way have a bit of patience before sending a message like this

Ever heard of a weekend?

Never had any issues with this vendor.
Is one of my favourite.

No you’re 100% wrong on that. Look at his reviews. Ive bought off him about 20 times, and never, ever had any issues - he’s had consistently fire weed - and ordered off him in the last week (2 days to arrive).

Hans was seriously ill a couple of months ago and had to shut his shop for a while. He’s just reopened, so may be sorting stuff out. Its also bank holiday weekend, so he wouldnt be sending any stuff out anyway.

Id wait until a normal working day and try him again. I would guess he’ll be online tomorrow.

He's easily the best vendor on here with the best product

100%. That gelato he’s got at thr moment is some hyperspace shit.

Remember having the best products and having the best customer service are two different things

Not convinced of this.
Today is 4/9/21 got a 1 day delivery from him yesterday. Cookies kush and gelato both banging - cracking nights sleep last night.

Did that order land for you mate?

sorry bro i was replying to you but most of your recent messages were sent after i logged off for the bank holiday weekend. If your order didn't arrive saturday (bummer) it should arrive Tuesday really

My order hasn't arrived Hans, been two weeks, could you please get in contact, been trying to sort this out.

you messaged me yday give me time bro im going through messages now

Super Hans has sorted this problem out, ignore my comment above, very happy with how he's helped me through this. I've sent you 3 tips in your jar Hans for the trouble.

The re-sent order came the next day, everything is sorted. Thanks Hans.

I can't be the only boring one that just prefers a nice warm cuppa while stoned? even in the summer heat pretty much all I drink definitely addicted to it lmao, proper tea-total :P

Do you not find alcohol just numbs an introspective and complex high?

Me too, but sick first

For me it has to be a juicy hazy dank IPA from one of the independent brewers. NOT Brewdog! Someone like Deya in Chelmsford or Verdant in Cornwall. I’m not a hipster or anything like that but once you’ve tried one of those beauties it’s hard to go back.Hops are from the same family as the cannabis plant too apparently so they go beautifully together. Trouble is they’re about a fiver a can. Get on it!

I’ve been looking into IPAs yet to try them

Theyve become hugely popular

Ya not missing much my fellow bigga!

Special brew or Tenents Super.

If it’s summer time and i’m in a public place then it’s gin and tonic. With my mates, in a private place i’ve try’ed almost every spirit there is on top of weed. Conclusion: don’t mix weed and traditional Romanian spirit named Tzuica. Never! And if you want a fast divorce mix traditional Chinese rice spirit with some haze. 100% guarateed. Cheers!!

Magnum tonic wine 🔥

red wine is a winner! Especially when with the other half ;P

Was introduced to Magnum tonic wine recently by a friend and gotta say that shit and a spliff is a match made in heaven. Comes in these cute little bottles

Babycham !

San Miguel
Hot orange juice
Westons cider
Chardonnay
Brandy
Gin
Vodka

In that order of preference.

Peak district pale beer. Ice cold.

White rum and pineapple with lots of ice :)

Whiskey, brandy, or just anything hard and/or sweet, my friend had this really sweet wine once, felt like clouds on my tongue, but sometimes a beer is nice.

Kopperberg strawberry and lime cider with a joint!

Must be ice cold!

Or perhaps Malibu rum with cream 🤤

dark rum and coke, a long one with ice and wedge of fresh (mexican/key) lime - no brainer - always smoke before drinking, other way round is a bad idea, we all know that by now :)

A refreshing ice cold white wine 🤤🤤

Gotta be something high in sugar and alcohol so you get that alcohol buzz... A West coast IPA or maybe a Cocktail.... Long Island Iced Tea or a whiskey Sour

Whisky for me. Love the taste of malt with weed. Moderation on both are needed, easy to go over the top 😜

Top of the range 100% blue agave tequila, ice cold Corona…oh boy!

When are you reopening Super Hans?

SOMETIME NEXT WEEK MATE

Awesome, only just found you before you went on holiday... living legend, enjoy your break mate!

Damn it's good to see you're back!!

not sure who i miss the most, ThePopeOfDope when he was on here, or Super Hans!
hope you're doing well Hans and it's a planned break and not an involuntary one!

BEEN ILL BUT IM BETTER NOW WILL REOPEN THE SHOP NEXT WEEK MATE

Hopefully taking a well earned break rather than anything more permanent mate, most trusted vendor on here for me.

TMAN MY BRO! NOT PERMANENT I WILL BE REOPENING NEXT WEEK

Thank fuck for that mate was getting palpitations you fucking legend. Great to hear!!

Sweeeeeeeeet😀😃

SORRY FOR THE ABSENCE LADS AND LADETTES. HOLIDAY WASN'T MEANT TO BE *THAT* LONG BUT GOT DISGUSTINGLY ILL ONLY REALLY RECOVERED IN THE LAST WEEK. WILL BE ONLINE OVER THE WEEKEND TO ANSWER ALL MESSAGES AND SHOP WILL BE OPEN WITHIN THE WEEK

When will you be opening?

Really looking forward to your reopening

Glad to hear you pulled through. Great you're back..

Sorry to hear you were ill Hans. Was hoping you were just on a super long holiday. Glad to hear you’re coming back soon though. You’ve been missed! :)

We miss ya man. Hope all is well in your world and hope to see ya back on here soon.

When is Hans back????

When are you reopening? I really love your strains :(

Pls comeback

You are really missed on here mate, have a lovely holiday but please come back and sell us some dank 🙂

Has he gone for good????

He’s not been back online for a while so hopefully all ok with the fella. Starting to feel like he’s gone for good though unfortunately

NNNNNNOOOOOOOO

Hello Hans,
When is the shop reopening bro.

Wir vermißen dich, Hans!

ICH EUCH AUCH.

You're charging $15 for tracking but people who paid it say the parcel arrives with a first class stamp. Fair enough to go untracked only but not claiming it's tracked and charging accordingly. That's a scam plain and simple.

You've no problem replying to people who blow smoke up your ass, you're full on conversational. But when one customer has said 5 times over 2 weeks 'please just update me' you're out to a very long lunch.

It looks so odd that all the concentrates land suitably but not this, what was it a drop ship thing?

If it's too many sales just de-list and refund, no harm done. But if you've nothing to hide why are you hiding? You're giving off exit strategy vibes and that's not your customers fault.

Anyone awaiting NFPSOTM should be disputing rn imv.

If you didn’t receive in a reasonable time have a look in your order it should tell you when you can dispute.

Don’t expect much from a ban request though. It’s all about the Benjamins..

Sorry did I here a call for smoke blowing up arse people? I'm assuming that's me.

Don't be taking it personally people, one of those unread messages if me replying to her asking me questions 🤷‍♀️

Anyhow yeah fingers crossed it gets sorted for them not for profit people

hey dead rabbit im going through my messages cant see anything unread from you

please pm me again

Mercedes don't worry mine weren't anything important

Are you aware you can refine to unreplied only on the messages

Though as a vendor the message system here must be... "Fun"

😜😂🧐

We can see that you're also getting the swerve now don't worry.

Cool 😎

Just like to say, I am probably one of those scandalous customers, but I’m not trying to tarnish your name, I am just trying to get my product.

if you told us before that untracked mail is preferred and safer for you then I would’ve ordered untracked, as a new customer I saw the extra $10 spent as better delivery option as I could track the order myself and know when to be home from work to intercept my postman. Not knowing you can’t send us the tracking details for safety reasons.

I think you’re probably best going as a private page with your concentrate customers, many of the sellers on the main page although aren’t Amazon, are able to almost guarantee next day delivery and tend to reply within 30 minutes for messages which is as good as it gets really for an illegal substance.

I think you’ve just been very unlucky with your not for profit strain listing with too many orders put in and too much impatience from me and other customers who are used to having products delivered fast from other sellers.

Will be allot easier to keep track of messages too.


At least you’re open about what’s going on through your topics.

Thanks for replying to my previous post asking for tracking details, looking forward to your PM in few hours with the details.

i was not referring to you

but thanks for your input

ill pm you shortly

It does seem your troubles have arisen since extending your menu. Are you hosting for other suppliers?…or just taken on too much?
You’ve been here long enough to know how quickly things can get tense with delayed deliveries and slow/zero comms.
Newbies assume LB might be all a scam and go on the attack quickly, those who know you are more patient but it’s sad to see you so stressed Mercedes.
You should cut your cloth to fit, and know that we ❤️❤️ you 😘

"For the moment I will reduce the amount of listings until I know everyone on LB is happy with me"

this gives trolls an erection. what you need to do is find a way to stay out there with your loving feelings and let the haters hate. you also need to do exactly what you promise, if you cant deliver that promise you need to make it up to the effected customers on an individual basis instead of trying to play the crowd.

i agree thanks for the kind words

sometimes i feel the customers can be really aggressive, very close to bullying

i had one customer threaten to open 500 accounts to scrutinise me

over a 2g order, which i would happily refund

i feel i dont and should not have to put up with it

but your right, i will do my best and focus on the positivity

I had an order not arrive and Mercedes re-sent it. It may have taken a few days for a reply but it got sorted.

Given the quality and price of the concentrates I don’t mind waiting an extra day or two!

if i was your shoes

i would happily wait too tbh

much love <3

You were very rude, but at least you are munching on a large slice of humble pie! 😔

best pie in the world, good for the soul ;)

👍❤️
Glad to see you are sailing on calmer seas now Merc…hell of a well stocked store you’ve got right now😵‍💫…might have to push my cart up your aisle…er…if you’ll pardon the expression 🙊doh!🙈

Haha yes I’ve carefully stocked on items that are here to stay and no so seasonal!

Hey polly I’m afraid if you bring your shopping cart up my aisle… you may never leave ;)

<3

Hey thanks for this

makes a big difference especially to new customers who might label be the S word

your always welcome, my new friend <3