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ToySoldiers
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manifesto
—Note : We did not expect such demand to the level at which we reached. (we are almost at 100 orders in under 14 days) We are posting out in batches. Current delivery time is around 2 days


Stealth vacuum seal, no odor. UK/EU ship Mon-Fri: 24-48h tracked (cutoff 2pm; late = next day).

No bunk products.

We are mainly doing fast drops, special deals etc currently until our rep is built up more.
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Special Offers
1g Midshelf Cali + 1g Shatter Vape (£25) 💥


Toy Soldiers Opening Bundle Deal

(CCELL hardware)

We’re kicking things off with a solid offer — get 1g of midshelf Cali and a 1g (50:50) Shatter Vape for just £25 (free postage). Quality product, clean flavour, and great value.

Perfect for anyone who wants to try what Toy Soldiers is all about without overpaying. Limited-time deal — grab yours while it lasts.
1 x opening bundle $33.00 BTC0.0003663
2 x opening bundle $66.00 BTC0.0007326
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Edibles
Stoney Patch – 350mg THC 🍬🔥
Sour, sweet, and exactly what you expect. Each bag comes with 5 properly dosed 70mg gummies, made with clean infusion and no shortcuts. Strong, tasty, and reliable every time.

Product features:
• Total THC: 350mg
• 5 sweets per bag
• 70mg each
• Sour → sweet flavour
• Accurate dosing, no shortcuts 😮‍💨

Price: £20 each 💷
-2 for £35
-3 for £50
-5 for £80
1 x 350mg stoney patch kids $26.20 BTC0.00029082
2 x 350mg stoney patch kids $46.00 BTC0.0005106
3 x 350mg stoney patch kids $65.00 BTC0.0007215
5 x 350mg stoney patch kids $105.00 BTC0.0011655
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1 topic on ToySoldiers
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Greensmoker25
by  Greensmoker25
Weigh your weed
Got sent 2.3 instead of a 3.5 of LCG. Its not even the bud pictured, no terps or purple bits and its bone dry. Not top shelf at all. TS let himself down here
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ToySoldiers
This would make sense, if I did anything but pre-packaged grams and 8ths.
LCG was bagged into strain specific bags (I asked via DM if you got one, you agreed but said smoke was wrong) and the picture taken is of an 8th I smoked myself, no different to the rest.
Completely understandable people saying quality isn't topshelf, is a preferential one and opinion sways that. But I won't stand for being accused of lying. 👌


Happy to send you a refund and have you go packing than entertain your business in the future mate.
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Greensmoker25
As I said in dm's, we are all human and can make mistakes with the simplest of tasks when inundated with stress or orders. However the fact you couldnt even copy paste my name and address right was a red flag in itself.

We will leave this here mate
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How long is too long?..
In regards to the follow up part - Seen letters for over 1kg. And voluntary interviews for less. Wouldn't stress if you've never had a seizure before …
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Small Drop, be fast! 8ths for £27 (free postage)
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Will you be getting some different strains?
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Proper Smoke 😋
Looks good but would recommend doing some cheaper samples!
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