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***SOLD OUT- BACK AFTER CHRISTMAS <3

WELCOME TO POTENT PASTRIES 🥇🇬🇧

Freshly baked-to-order Gourmet Edibles made by a professional pastry chef! 👨‍🍳🍬

From cotton mouth to mouthwatering bliss—our potent treats satisfy every craving in every bite! 🤤

From our oven straight to your doorstep, you’ll swear the box is still warm!
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Terry's Chocolate Orange Cookie slab 🍊

10/10 1 review

Seriously delicious Gourmet Orange chocolate cookies slices

Each expertly infused with 200mg of full spectrum THC giving you lovely well-rounded, Potent high. (These are strong, take it slow)

Freshly baked in a professional kitchen then straight to your letterbox, all within 24 hours! 🥇

**Everything at Potent Pastries is make in a professional, sterile kitchen. **Contains coconut oil

1 200mg orange choc cookie $21.99 BTC0.00022628

2 200mg orange choc cookie $41.99 BTC0.00043208

3 200mg orange choc cookie $61.99 BTC0.00063788

4 200mg orange choc cookie $80.00 BTC0.0008232

5 200mg orange choc cookie $90.00 BTC0.0009261

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The Bakewell slice 🍒 🥇 - 200mg

10/10 4 reviews

**SOLD OUT

Seriously delicious, Gourmet cherry Bakewell slices.. photos don't do justice

Comes with a side of infused sweet almond sauce to drizzle on top!

Each expertly infused with 200mg of full spectrum THC giving you lovely well-rounded, Potent high. (These are strong, take it slow)

Freshly baked in a professional kitchen then straight to your letterbox, all within 24 hours! 🥇

**Everything at Potent Pastries is make in a professional, sterile kitchen. **Contains coconut oil & almond.

1 200mg bakewell $21.99 BTC0.00022628

2 200mg bakewell $41.99 BTC0.00043208

3 200mg bakewell $61.99 BTC0.00063788

4 200mg bakewell $80.00 BTC0.0008232

5 200mg bakewell $90.00 BTC0.0009261

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2 topics on Potent Pastries UK

by Potent Pastries UK 10/10

Custom Message Cookies?

How would you guys feel about custom message cookie/brownie slices?

Perfect for birthdays, Parties, gifts for friends / partner ect..

Or a funny message just to troll your friends! Whatever you want to say we'll say it! (we don't judge haha )

Let me know if this is something that sparks interest!

Love <3

Splendz

After reading the write ups , seems i gotta get in on this act ! Masterchef stuff , cracking work PP 👌🏆

MightyRux

The Bakewells are damn tasty, and definitely as strong as stated. Maybe I should have had 3 for the full rollercoaster effects. YMMV

Splendz

I have chucked a few edible orders in , wich have impressed me . So deffo ordering some of these beauties .🏆🏆

Potent Pastries UK 10/10

great to hear! We'll be back after xmas!

Potent Pastries UK 10/10

Hope to send something out to you soon!

Some things I'm gonna be adding to the menu below :)

-Toffee pretzel blondie
-Espresso dark chocolate brownie
-Custom message cookie/brownie

If anyone has any suggestions please let me know!

I'm back after xmas <3

38 posts

+138.2 votes

by Potent Pastries UK 10/10

Tell me what you want!!

by Potent Pastries UK 10/10

Tell me what you want!!

Hey all, I'm a professional pastry chef and will be up and running the first week of December

Please tell me what you want to me to make!

Ps- I can take personal orders also if you want something unique made specifically for you!

+7.2

Revolut Help

Oh this is excellent Idea

Infused
Cinnamon Pastries
Cakes & Brownies.
Eclaires if Possible
Belgian Chocolate

Im a sucker for French Pastry as well .... So this is getting me quiet excited. Lol.

Im definitely looking forward to this.

Just a quick question - Vegan? Vegetarian? option as well - is it possible?

Potent Pastries UK 10/10

Mm these all sound so good haha, and yes! if you'd like I can make your specific order vegan if that's what you require!

What I'm going to do is take note of this and shoot you a message towards the end of the week and we'll get it sorted!

Think of me as your personal Canna-baker haha <3

+8.2

bigbiggy01

if can make cinnamon rolls like the folk in the good old usa il tell the leader at slimmimg world to do one and rip my card up 🤣

Potent Pastries UK 10/10

I can make the best cinnamon rolls!

+5.2

bigbiggy01

anythng cinnamon infused / bakewell slices ???

Potent Pastries UK 10/10

Bakewell slices sound so good! I'm going to do this!

As I'm a new vendor on LB, I'm giving my first 10 customers a double order for the price of one!

Stay posted!

Potent Pastries UK 10/10

Guys message me if you want anything specific made for you! I can make just about anything <3

+7.2

Emz2460

Without pointing out some obvious ones here can I just list what I would totally love to buy for my Christmas adult inner circle
Jack Daniels fudge
Christmas’s cake slices Battenberg or mini batternberg
Can you quote me for some puff pastrie mince pies please full spectrum
Loving this welcome to biggy x

+4.2

bigbiggy01

battenberg what a pick ❤️ mixed boxes of goodness maybe

Potent Pastries UK 10/10

Yes a mini christmas selection box is a great idea!

Mini bakewell slices, mince pies, mini battenberg, mini jack daniel cake slices

I will definitely be adding this to the menu! Stay tuned <3

+4.2

bigbiggy01

ur shop could be all year round gift that keeps giving i know id like a green birthday cake

Potent Pastries UK 10/10

Definitely!

+3.2

Emz2460

Instant order incoming
I’ve got other ideas for you
Bespoke orders for birthday cakes / hen do/ stag do cupcakes or muffins
Wedding favours ect ect
Huge gap in market for this imo

Potent Pastries UK 10/10

This is exactly what I'm going for!

I want you guys to see me as your personal canna-baker <3

For any custom orders just send me a message!

+2.2

Emz2460

Your going to do well

You will have a waiting list before you know it !

Potent Pastries UK 10/10

Thank you, hope to send something your way soon <3

+2.2

Emz2460

Also with polly here I’ve always found full spectrum edibles the best - these 600mg nerd ropes 🤔

Potent Pastries UK 10/10

Originally I was going to use RSO as it's a full spectrum extract, many people have told me they dislike the taste.

What I'm going to do is give customers the option between -RSO full spectrum OR -Premium Infused coconut oil <3

+2.2

pollypuff23

Wow!🤩💥🎅

Might sound obvious but for me it’s more about the quality of the THC and the infusion than the cake. I can buy a quality mince pie, lift the lid, drip in some distillate or FECO and in theory it’s job done!

What will you be using to make your pastries special amigo?

Potent Pastries UK 10/10

Hey there!

I ONLY use a specific ultra premium coconut oil with Medium-Chain Triglycerides, infused with top shelf shatter + premium bud.

"Medium-Chain Triglycerides" refers to the fat content in the coconut oil, the cannabinoids bind to the fat much better than regular coconut oil, it also gives much better absorption when consumed, giving you a lovely natural full body high and it won't make you feel drowsy the next day! <33

+2.2

pollypuff23

You know your stuff!🤓👍

+2.2

Emz2460

Yay
Nice to see old school knowledge of how the body absorbs THC mixed with new abilities In what’s available to us !

Potent Pastries UK 10/10

We aren't called 'Potent' Pastries for no reason haha <3

+2.2

Emz2460

Keep it green does death cookies occasionally
I had to call in sick the next day as battered 😂

+2.2

pollypuff23

I had a ‘Lost Weekend’ on one of those- and not in a good way! 🫨

+2.2

bigbiggy01

any rough idea on prices ? 👍🏻

Potent Pastries UK 10/10

Haven't quite calculated yet but will likely be around $20 for 200mg cherry Bakewell slices,

First 10 or so orders will get one for free anyway so I'll actually be losing money haha

+3.2

pollypuff23

Sorry to be a drag, but that’s probably the other issue for me. These things are generally overdosed imo. If a slice has 200mg in it, well my ideal dose on quality gear is 20mg. I’m going to be nibbling 1/10 of a slice which is pretty much pointless when it comes to enjoying the bakery- I might as well have a gummie.
But then you say you are open to custom orders so I’m excited to see what you put up👍👍

Potent Pastries UK 10/10

Yeah definitely, once i'm up and runnning i will have various items at different strengths and also always accepting custom orders

Something to mention im going to be making christmas selection boxes, 10 mini christmas themed bites, think puff pastry minced pies, battenberg, jaffa cake, rum cake ect ect

+3.2

pollypuff23

Can’t wait to see!🤤👍

Potent Pastries UK 10/10

Hope to send something your way soon <3

+2.2

bigbiggy01

simple but infused cheese straws sorry if im getting carried away🙈

Potent Pastries UK 10/10

Yes i can definitely do this for you!

Keep an eye out for a message from me later tonight <3

+3.2

Johnnyh2

Some choux au craquelin with infused salted caramel 🤤 or profiteroles with infused vanilla custard 😋

+2.2

Revolut Help

Wowza .....Nice one👍🏾

+1.2

Lee1690

Super strong brownie

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on The Bakewell slice 🍒 🥇 - 200mg 10/10

Cherry bakewells selling out fast!

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on The Bakewell slice 🍒 🥇 - 200mg 10/10

Introduction offer!! LIVE <3

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on The Bakewell slice 🍒 🥇 - 200mg 10/10

Introduction offer!! LIVE <3

Hey guys i'm live with gourmet cherry bakewell slices!! 200mg each

Now extending introduction offer as i've had a lot of intrest,

Next 15 customers get DOUBLE ORDER FOR FREE <33

Super tasty, fresh & potent <3

Potent Pastries UK 10/10

Hope to get something sent out to you soon <3

Potent Pastries UK 10/10

You'll love them i promise <3

Potent Pastries UK 10/10

Yes that's right! you'll get 4.

And yes, each slice comes with it's own side of almond sauce, It's additional to the THC in the slice and is around 15-20 MG extra.

I'm baking a fresh batch later tonight so great time to order, You'll love them I know it <3