I have a spliff or two in a Friday night only these days. Nice bottle of red, smoke one, cook a juicy steak, watch favourite tv, drink wine, smoke the other spliff, finish wine. Go to bed and clean the pipes. Lovely.

I'm a paranoid android sober so it carries on into the first 10 minutes and I'm thinking omg my neighbours are gonna be upset with the smell etc then my thoughts chill out a bit. It starts with my heart racing and then I start to feel like a deck chair folding, which I quite enjoy. This gives me the indication that I don't need anymore for the moment.
It can then go a few different ways depending on the situation/strain. Music is always on in the house so I'll boogie to that for a good hour, start to think I'm a healer and start talking shit 😂
Usually I want to creative something (because of the strain) sometimes it's good, sometimes it's terrible.
I painted a nice cloud oil painting which was interesting because I can't paint landscapes for shit. Another time I tried to do acrylic paint pouring which just turned into me feeling like a toddler and smushing canvas together and making a nice brown mess in my kitchen.
Most of the time I just want to share the experience with someone to feel connections but my friends/family dont fancy it so I come on here and either contribute or just read.
I've only tried edibles a handful of times but it made me paranoid so I've just stuck to smoking.

I’m not sure I’d like half an hour of fear and paranoia 😳…what are you vaping and what strength are those edibles?🥹

At this stage I actually love the paranoia. It's like having seen so many horror movies they don't scare anymore but rather provoke giggles.

Amen :)

To be fair I like to think I have a fairly highish tolerance so on a weekend I can go a bit excessive with vapes! :)

i think youve got the 3 acts right there aristotle :)

I forgot munchies!!! ...incredible incredible munchies!! If you've ever walked down the confectionary and crisp aisles of your local B&M and find that it's practically empty....its very likely I've been there :)

The fives stages of getting stoned, for me at least.

Stage 1: I am annoyed and anxious, so imma get litty up in this bitch.

Stage 2: I am still annoyed and anxious... but less so?

Stage 3: Ehhhh... fuck it. Im gonna sit here for a bit.

Stage 4: I gain a profound understanding of the meaning of everything, only to forget these thoughts after approx. 2 minutes. Rinse and repeat for a bit (like you, this stage is punctuated by watching tv).

Stage 5: I sleep now.

Bonus stage: I eat the contents of my fridge.

My tolerance is tiny and iv always hated paranoid other thinking experiences. But recently iv found myself pushing how much I have each time. I really struggle with getting the correct amount, a fully dosing cap in the mighty is still to much I can’t vape that fully start to finish with out it fucking me up.