Heat mats, flow units, gloves, isopropyl, waiting….gotta be a special kinda nerd to put that sort of effort in.
Luckily for you I am that kind of nerd. I do all the hard work so you can, in exchange for money, pretend you’re some sort of mushroom king in front of your mates.
Failing that you can seek a closer connection with god, come to terms with death or imagine what it’s like to be an eagle.
*disclaimer- none of the above is guaranteed, you may just end up listening to Radiohead for hours and admiring how shiny a coke can can be*
Anyway, here’s the science bit.
Each bag is pre inoculated with spores. All you need to do is allow them to fully colonise, mix with sub and allow to fruit in bag.
No mess, no hassle and perfect for hiding in the back of a wardrobe (all bags are, unlike poor old mr Tumnus, white witch safe)
In depth instructions and unrivalled comms provided throughout.

My bags are made with the finest Unicorn 4T bag featuring a 0.2 micron filter to keep any contaminants out. I use UK-grown organic millet and responsibly sourced gypsum. Each bag contains 500g of hydrated millet and 1L (~500g) of CVG now in separate bags for increased yield.

Each bag should fruit 2-3 harvests and these range from around 200g fresh mushrooms each flush.

*VERSION 2*
Turns out you maniacs are more committed then I ever could’ve expected.
So now you can do some of the work and reap all of the benefits.
Box now contains a bag of colonised grain and a bag of organic cvg. It’s as simple as mix the two and enjoy the fruits of your labour. This will give a bigger yield and better control for only slightly more effort. Full details supplied as ever.
🚀🚀🚀