Hiya guys,

Just to confirm this is my new account.

My old page just won't load properly anymore, so it's time to start a new one.

Any questions at all drop me a message anytime.

Cheers BB 😊👍🍻

....please post below.

Cheers BB 😊👍🍻

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𝔹𝕦𝕕𝕫𝕚𝕟𝕙𝕠’𝕤 𝕄𝔸ℂ ℝ𝕖𝕧𝕚𝕖𝕨

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Context;

So I heard BB had some MAC on the go and I was obviously tempted. Nabbed myself a quarter and thought I’d do a proper write-up. I have tried to be as honest and forthright as possible here despite this being one of my all time favourite strains…

Packaging/delivery;

Ordered on Saturday, arrived on Monday. Lightning quick as usual from BB. Stealth is insanely witty, only issue I have is that I can’t open the packaging fast enough . A couple sweets included, class act but stinger bars? Haven’t seen those bad boys for awhile, much appreciated. BB sweet shop coming soon?

Bag Appeal;

Light green hue, clarted in orange pistols with some dark leaves here and there. Natural looking buds, very appealing indeed. Came generously overweight.

Consistency;

Very sticky, made my keyboard sticky from the residue off my fingers, guess sticky keys are enabled… haha funny guy. Despite the humidity levels it fluffs up well upon grinding. The buds were a bit squished from packing.

Aroma;

Upon opening you get that fuel/sour/dank aroma but up close you can definitely smell the GSC genetics in there, minty sweetness. Also a bit of pepper in there. One of my favourite aromas of any strain, big fan.

Smoke;

Smokes clean and consistent, white ash. Burns relatively slow. A tad rough on the lungs but flavourful.

Effects;

I presumed by the sticky consistency and bold aroma that this was going to be a heavy hitter and I wasn’t disappointed. Provided me with a very intense mellow/relaxed high. A before bed smoke for sure.

Ratings;
Packaging/delivery - 10/10
Bag appeal/consistency - 7/10
Effects/smoke - 9/10
Aroma - 10/10

Overall Rating;
8.5/10

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Thanks for reading
09/04/2024

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Hiya guys,

For reasons I don't fully understand, I've recently been restricted so that I cannot post publicly.

After my public ability to post was removed, I then had my private ability to message my customers removed also.

There was no explanation for this, just a brief message saying something along the lines of "you must have done something wrong, find it and let us know".

Not being the kind of person who just lets these things slide, I went on a mission to find out what the problem might be.

Why was I getting messages like the one above saying I was doing "external transactions" when I wasn't, and why was my account restricted after that?

Well, it turns out the "algorithm" on here just doesn't like certain words. I've informed the borgs of these words a month or so ago, they still trigger the algo for no reason, that information hasn't helped or has been ignored, so I thought I'd let you guys know what these word are.

Community spirit as it should be.👍

The 3 words I've personally found are (these are broken up so put the two halves together and try yourself in a chat, but don't try more than once or twice or you might get restricted yourself).

Unfortunat ely

Taste less

Jab ber

Let us know if these trigger the algo for you also and if you get the same result.

Like I say, i would post this publicity but I'm now blocked from public discourse outside of my own page.

Hopefully it gets out to the community one way or another.

All the best biggas and thanks for any input and help.

Cheers BB 😊👍🍻

N.B *This post is to bring to attention any of these words that can potentially damage a buyer or vendor account, so please guys, add words you've had trouble with and we can try and make everyone aware*

...that British Bulldog is too good to be true!

From their always cheery DMs, professional service & spooky-fast delivery, next-level packaging & stealth, generous scales & wallet aaaaaand... just beautiful weed, I can't believe this is real.

But like they say: "Don't look a gift-Bulldog in the mouth.", right?

✌️🤩✌️

THIS IS SOLD OUT!
this is just my first attempt at a review on here and an example of how i review to see if any fellow biggaz would be interested in more reviews from me in the future.

REVIEW:
So as a new members of LB this was my first time trying anything from the famous BB, and what an incredible experience it’s been all round

I messaged BB a quick intro as i had less than the dreaded 10 buys on my account and the panic of not being able to get anything had truly set in. However, he was really nice about it all, and his response and all messages subsequently sent were amazing, they super thoughtful, speedy, in depth responses that answered any questions i had.

I went with both the budget and premium buds, how could i not?? and they were sent out on a monday and arrived on the wednesday so it was super quick and any delays would be down to RM not BB.

the stealth was top notch, best i’ve seen on here so far. I won’t go into detail and reveal all of BBs secrets of the trade but you can be confident your postie isn’t smelling through this one. the decoy was stellar, multiple layers of wrapping on the package, the custom bags were lovely, and even a few sweets added to top it all off.

All 3 bags came in over weight 😋 so 0 complaints in that department and you’ll be sure to get what you’re paying for if not more!

now for the fun bit… I excitedly opened up the first bag and got my fat honker in here and took a big long whiff of the goodness. Instantly hit with a tart tropical fruit smell that fills up the room. This might sound weird but the vibe i’m getting from it is mango that’s been left out in the sun for like 3 days and then you come back and smells like it’s going a bit off (i know that doesn’t sounds amazing but i say this in the best possible way) there’s also maybe some pineapple or something tropical and sweet in the background there as well, i can’t quite put my finger on it, but it does smell like a big pile of tropical mangoey goodness and i had my nose in there for like 5 mins straight 😂

now for the looks… and fuck me isn’t this one a beauty. the buds are mainly a bright light green with a few darker ones, with lots of orange pistils and covereddddd in trichomes, you’d think they’ve been left out and got dusty.

they’re not super dense to the touch but they are fairly dense for homegrown if that makes sense. So they’re not cali dense and the kind that grind into dust, but they’ve got a spring to them which just shows how fresh they are and how they’ve been cured to perfection, you can really tell the care BB has taken with these beautiful ladies, and i felt a bit bad that i had break one in half to grind it up.

now for the grind itself, it’s chunkier and fluffier than your usual dense cali nugs that break up into dust instantly, so this is great for vaping, joints, and anything else you might be using it for.

the taste doesn’t come out as much in the smoke/vape for me but the stone is great. its a nice balanced high, im relaxed yet functional, doesn’t really couch lock me and allows me to stay functional whilst providing a great cerebral high, it’s also a bit of a creeper and i found myself a lot more stoned 10 mins later, so i would recommend to wait a bit to see how you feel before having more if you’re not feeling super stoned straight away, but it’s safe to say i’m loving it atm. The effects ofc will be subjective depending on tolerance, experience, amount your using etc. so take my experience of how it made me feel with a pinch of salt. But overall this an amazing bit of flower and no complaints from me whatsoever

And for the price as well, I dare you to find something better for the same price, it’s really really reasonable and i ended up with an oz for around £150 so it’s up there with the best bang for your buck i’ve ever seen, and you can’t for wrong for that price.

overall, top notch vendor, top notch bud, top notch high, and i’m really happy i got to try some of BBs flower for the first time and i’ll definitely be back for more 😊

Literally no green at all, except on the leaves. The picture doesn't even do it justice. Very unusual plant....

Any growers have an experience like this?

Nothing to do with low temps as the rest of the ladies are green as anything.

Like I say, never seen a plant like this one.

Cheers BB

After a LB101 mistake whilst making an order baked (make sure you're logged in, guys), my opportunity to leave an anonymous review had been removed; however I feel I really should write something of my experience as it has been outstanding.

As I assume all well mannered Biggas do before they make an order, I sent BB a message to introduce myself, as I had just reached the hallowed 10 purchases. The initial response, and others after, showed what a decent chap BB is. He was particulaly helpful allaying my fears following the above boo- boo.

The stealth was next level stuff, truly inspired. Hard casing, decoy stickers and a rattle in the box that would put any klepto-posti off the scent (not that any of the beautiful aroma within could leak out). Once cut throught the outer layers of plastic and tape, the prestige was impressive. Within the hard casing, logos adorned a heat sealed baggie with a window through which the bud reveals itself for the first time.

On cutting into the bag, a waft of fruity goodness meets your nose. I was starting to slaver when I saw the bud, now I'm literally drooling! The pastelly green buds with orange pistils glistened as they were taken out of the inner bag. Although dense in nature, there was a slight spring within the structure of the bud indicating they were as fresh as a daisy. They look so gorgeous, its a shame to break in to them but needs must.

Before grinding, a quick look under the scope shows a landscape of crystally trichomes sparkling back at you. I chuck a bit in the grinder and it breaks up perfectly, appearing well cured. Smokes lovely with pleasant fruity terps, haven't wanted to put them out be honest.

The high is lush and long lasting. Cerebal, relaxing, functional and creative I would say. I've been walking round like Mr Soft for the past couple of days but still managed to tidy my teenager's room (which hasn't been done for a year - some things have to be done stoned) and I built him a bed too!

My hope was that this strain would give a nice balanced buzz for afternoon/evening and it has done just that. Having given 10/10 in the past for my orders - and don't get me wrong, I've been very lucky, chosen Vendors wisely and have always recieved nice, sometimes really nice bud - 10/10 doesn't seem enough for BB's all round package.

And just to prove how creative the high is and a treat for making it this far without falling asleep, here is a haiku:

Craft the future
Arranging distribution
Happy customer