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Hey fellow stoners!Take a look through my selection—if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to drop me a message. I’m always happy to help!
After 20 years of enjoying the herb, I figured it was time to step up and share the love. I’ve been a buyer on this platform (under another profile) for years with zero issues, and now I’m excited to be on the other side—bringing you top-quality products with stealthy, discreet packaging for total peace of mind.
I completely understand that being a new vendor means earning trust, and I’m fully committed to doing just that. I’m here to provide top-quality service, always giving 100% to ensure a smooth and reliable experience for everyone. I’m learning my way around this platform, but rest assured—I’m dedicated to honesty, great communication, and building solid relationships. Trust goes both ways, and I look forward to proving myself to this amazing community!
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Jelly Sherbet is an indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa) created through crossing the powerful Divine Sherbet #22 X Jelly Breath strains. Named for its celebrity parentage and delicious flavor, Jelly Sherbet is the perfect bud for any classic indica lover. Like its name suggests, this bud has a super sweet cherry berry flavor and a sour citrusy lemon exhale. The aroma is very similar, with a sour lemon overtone accented by punches of creamy fruity sherbet and spicy grape. The Jelly Sherbet high hits you almost as soon as you exhale, filling you with a lifted euphoria that instantly boosts the spirits and fills you with a sense of cerebral calm. As your mind settles into this blissful state, a soothing and relaxing body high will wash over your physical form, locking you to the couch and helping you really kick back and relax. In combination with its moderately high 17-19% average THC level, these effects make Jelly Sherbet a great choice for treating those suffering from conditions such as depression, chronic pain, cramps or muscle spasms and headaches or migraines. This bud has dense grape-shaped minty green nugs with bright amber undertones, thin neon orange hairs and a coating of tiny frosty white crystal trichomes.
1 g new buyer sample
$15.00
BTC0.0001716
3.5 g jelly sherbet
$51.75
BTC0.00059202
7 g jelly sherbet
$90.57
BTC0.00103613
Gorilla Cookies is a sativa dominant hybrid strain (70% sativa/30% indica) created through crossing the classic Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies X Gorilla Glue #4 strains. Looking for a high-powered level of potency and long-lasting effects? You've found it with Gorilla Cookies. The high comes on fast and hard with a rush of heady effects, launching your mood into a state of pure euphoria and creativity that gets you moving and shaking on any artistic task that you may have at hand. As your mind flies higher and higher, a relaxing body high will help to keep you anchored to the physical world without causing any sedation in the slightest. With these full-bodied effects and its high 21% + average THC level, Gorilla Cookies is often said to be perfect for treating conditions such as appetite loss or nausea, depression, chronic pain, mood swings, chronic fatigue and chronic stress. This bud has a spicy yet sweet minty herbal flavor with hints of nutty cookies upon exhale. The aroma is just as delicious, with an earthy overtone that turns heavy and spicy as the nugs are burned away. Gorilla Cookies buds have small rounded minty green nugs with deep purple undertones, thick reddish-orange hairs and a coating of tiny frosty white crystal trichomes.
1 g gorilla sample
$15.00
BTC0.0001716
3.5 g gorilla cookies
$50.00
BTC0.000572
7 g gorilla cookies
$90.57
BTC0.00103613
Pineapple Whip is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the delicious Pineapple OG X another unknown hybrid strain. The perfect delicious treat to help get you ready for any social situation, Pineapple Whip packs an outgoing, upbeat high and an amazing flavor that will keep you coming back for more again and again. The taste of Pineapple Whip is much like its namesake dessert, with a blend of creamy vanilla, zesty lime and sweet, sugary pineapples hitting your tastebuds. The aroma follows the same profile, with a notably tropical pineapple overtone accented by zesty lime and fresh herbs. The Pineapple Whip high will hit you quickly, activating your mind with a burst of energy and focus. You'll feel creatively inspired and super outgoing, ready to get chatting with anyone and everyone around you about any topic at all. Thanks to these boosted effects and its high 18-22% average THC level, Pineapple Whip is often suggested to treat patients of all experience levels with conditions including chronic stress or anxiety, depression or mood swings, ADD or ADHD and headaches. This bud has super dense, triangle-shaped bright neon green nugs with dark leaves, super thin orange hairs and a frosty coating of tiny, minty white crystal trichomes.
3.5 g pinapple whip
$50.00
BTC0.000572
Red Kachina is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the potent Orange Cheesecake BX1 X Pink Champagne BX1 strains. If you're a fan of gorgeous buds with a super tasty flavor and soaring high, Red Kachina is the perfect well-rounded option for you. This bud has fat and super dense, spade-shaped emerald-green nugs with vibrant purple undertones, thick reddish-orange hairs and a super frosty coating of tiny, sparkling neon purple crystal trichomes. Breaking apart each sticky little nugget will release delectable aromas of creamy, sugary cheesecake accented by punches of gassy dank. The flavor is super similar, with a sweet citrusy orange taste accented by spicy flowers and hints of creamy cheesecake. The Red Kachina high will settle in quickly, filling your mind with a soaring lift that puts a big smile on your face and leaves you feeling like you don't have the mental capacity to focus on anything stressful. You'll be bold and outgoing, too, easily jumping into conversations with those around you. A sharp pang of hunger wraps things up, leaving you ravenous and ready to get snacking. With these effects and its moderately high 15-18% average THC level, Red Kachina is often chosen to treat chronic stress or PTSD, depression, headaches and nausea or appetite loss.
3.5 g red kachina v2
$57.50
BTC0.0006578
Girl Scout Cookies is an indica-dominant hybrid with a strong sativa component (40:60 sativa/indica ratio). This strain can reach THC levels of up to 28%, meaning it's one of the most potent strains available to medical marijuana patients. This strain provides the best aspects of both sativa and indica, and the high is powerful, happy, and euphoric, but with couch-lock body effects and feelings of lethargy. Girl Scout Cookies tastes sweet and earthy, and it smells much the same. It's most effective at treating anxiety, stress, and depression, though it's also good for appetite. Dry mouth is the only likely adverse effect, though others are possible. This strain began as a crossbreed of OG Kush and a near-even hybrid; (Durban Poison X F1). Girl Scout Cookies first appeared in California and is now one of the most popular strains in North America, where sells best on the West Coast and in Michigan. The high lasts for hours, making Girl Scout Cookies a good deal in most places. It can be difficult to grow, but it's fast becoming a staple among home cultivators.
3.5 g girl scout cookies 3.5
$35.00
BTC0.0004004
7 g girl scout cookies 7g
$60.00
BTC0.0006864
Koffee Breath is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the potent OG Kush Breath X Koffee strains. If you're after the perfect complement to your morning cup of coffee, Koffee Breath is totally for you. This bud packs a clear-headed high that's packed full of motivation and focus, getting you up and moving on anything you need to tackle on your to-do list with ease. You'll feel lifted with an energized sense that electrifies both mind and body mere minutes after your final toke. This is accompanied by a clear-headed boost of focus that has you easily taking on any mental task at hand. These effects can build with no ceiling, so mind your dosage if you suffer from anxiety or paranoia in the slightest. Thanks to these effects and its high 20% + average THC level, Koffee Breath is often chosen to treat those suffering from conditions such as chronic fatigue, depression, headaches or migraines, ADD or ADHD and chronic pain. This bud has a spicy nutty coffee flavor with a lightly earthy and citrusy exhale. The aroma is very similar, with a spicy coffee overtone accented by sour diesel and fresh lemony citrus. Koffee Breath buds have dense heart-shaped minty green nugs with thick orange hairs and a coating of milky amber-tinted white crystal trichomes.
3.5 g offer breath 3.5
$35.00
BTC0.0004004
7 g koffee breath 7
$60.00
BTC0.0006864
Blue Nerds is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the classic Forbidden Fruit X Watermelon Z strains. Named for its gorgeous appearance and amazing flavor, Big Nerds is the perfect balanced hybrid to help you get creative on a lazy afternoon when you don't have much of anything else to do. Blue Nerds buds have eye-catching grape-shaped and fluffy forest green nugs with deep purple undertones, lots of super thin orange hairs and a sparkling, frosty coating of deep purple-tinted white crystal trichomes. As you break apart each glittering little nugget, you'll detect aromas of sour, citrusy lemon, sharp Granny Smith apples and fruity blueberries. The flavor is very similar, with a bouquet of fresh fruits, including sugary blueberries, sour apples and sweet, fruity melons. The Blue Nerds high is just as delicious as its taste and smell, with a happy, soothing overtone that activates the brain and settles the body in no time at all. You'll feel happy and focused with a boost in creativity that helps you get into the thick of work or carry on meaningful conversations with those around you. In combination with its super high 25-26% average THC level, these effects give Blue Nerds an edge in treating ADD or ADHD, depression, chronic stress or anxiety, chronic pain and arthritis.
3.5 g blue nerds 3.5
$50.00
BTC0.000572
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