I go to Lanzarote every January, and usually visit the club in Playa Blanca…Never had any issues taking away a little something with me to consume at my villa

Another fan of Lanzarote here. Its quiet and friendly. The food is generally of a decent standard most places. The weed scene is very, very easy to integrate into. Some places are pricey. Outdoor weed is good there, they can do 3 grows a year! The best thing about the canaries is its proximity to morocco. Lanzarote is awash with good clean hashes from lovely polms to oily hassans. All hashes are available and are cheap. Ive only ever seen locals smoke hash. Never weed. Some clubs are overpriced. Stay off the strips/proms. Enjoy

Barcelona, without a doubt. Have a hunt on socials, plenty of clubs about, give them a shout beforehand.

Be discrete, it’s not the same as Amsterdam, and do not buy off the street.

I travel to Mallorca a lot, I use my UK based vendor to post my goodies to a Spanish address that I can use.
Always turns up, takes about 2-3 weeks EU tracked delivery via Royal Mail

Seville is great, I was a member of the ‘kong’ club there which had a fab selection of weed, hash and pollens for good prices.

They also let you
Leave with your purchase.

You have to pay a joining fee of about £10.

Was in Torremilinos in march, couple of clubs there and good selections

Same location, but last June. Really enjoyed it. Went to MagZ and mood 420. MagZ was basically a really good and relaxed dam coffee shop. All the products looked amazing - the hash was all really good. Mood 420 was a villa with a pool that was so relaxing. The owner was super chilled and the menu was small but quality.

Membership was 10 for mood and free for MagZ.

I was really impressed, free from that eggy vibe that some coffee shops have.

Spain is very well known for cannabis usage and clubs. Clubs are awesome but won't allow you to take anything out with you

It's also the easiest place to score though - never had an issue finding hash by asking locals if they knew where to find "chocolate" (ie hash)

That just plain not true, I've been to over 20 clubs all over spain never once not been able to leave with my product. Obviously it not legal outside but they're just going to tell you if you get caught never say you got it from here.

So no clubs let you take it out of the shop?

I was in playa blanca (lanzarote) in January. 3 spots to choose from, ended up at weed mania so can't comment on others, but WM were great, and no issues taking away, provided you stayed for 10-15 mins, so enough for a wee sample.
Both flower and hash were great, as someone else has said, you cat knock the hash being so close to morroco, it was really good.
Would recommend trying one of their cookies too😄

This is what I wanted to hear haha

Not officially, but bossman might turn a blind eye if you show face a lot and he likes you lol

Counter suggestion - go local?
I'd even consider ordering from a Spanish vendor if you have a home address on your holiday

Check out thegoodstuff and drtonychopper they both ship out of Spain so you could send yourself some goodies if the accommodation is fitting 🙂

Totally, yeah I know these places aren’t supposed to let you leave with it but… ye know.

I’ve wondered about getting stuff delivered to a villa or a P.O. Box but always been wary of that. Like holiday villas never get mail eh, and timing it right is awkward - knowing my luck it’ll arrive 2 days before I leave haha.

I think most sellers avoid PO boxes. It's annoying cos most UK vendors offer same day delivery but it seems like not to Spain. Might be worth speaking to them directly as they might be able to sort you out with the delivery?

Check out the history of elysium lanzarote. Sold everuthing for 10 a gram. Thats how it worked. Amazing place. Amazing people. Contributors to society. Elysium in mata gorta was super good. Hassan, polm, flower. Indoor, outdoor. Price umbrella 10. 3 seasons of chocolate mint o.g. indoor and out.

Elysium basically were a collective, and from what I can see they poured all the profit into covid prevention at the time. True cannabis heros them folks. They tried to fry my brain too which was super nice of them. Thanks for the dabs.

Basically these clubs are like bars in that they sell drinks (alcohol and soft/hot/cold) and smoking paraphernalia as well and they provide music, games machines etc.

It’s expected that you at least stop there and have a drink and a smoke once you’ve bought your purchase rather than just pissing off immediately after you’ve bought something.
That’s bad form and frowned upon and will probably earn you a less than open armed welcome next time around.

Other than that you are free to leave and take your purchase with you, obviously bearing in mind the Spanish police will nick you if you are caught brazenly in public smoking.
Just be careful and be cool!.

Old fashioned good manners and a friendly attitude will see you treated accordingly.

Simple.

I still know a guy in lanza. Just sayin.

Aw Masher! I am with you amigo! 💥👍

I’ve tried everything there is in carts. I can’t quite remember why I ordered a Unicorn Piss except for loving CI, being stoned and thinking “how can I live another second without Unicorn 🦄 Piss!?”

All that aside- what a cart! 🔥👍

Take this late night and it’s a cracker to crash out to. Last for ages (great nights kip….ooooh yeah)..🤤

Best distilate ever….GO 🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄!

The only stronger distillate I've tried is a G6 not sure what. First cart I ever tried, really melted me. I was naive to distillate so maybe that's why I was so fkd. Might try another one for Christmas if I'm feeling flush.

I ripped it like my nico vape…

I became a slow slurring sloth and couldn’t chat to Mrs Apex after work.

As such, I’m sleeping in the garage

there is something about the cart bcs i have to say nothing hits like that one , like across all vendors

Just bought one of the disposable vapes (Unicorn Piss). First time for me!

Was hoping it was a light high.
Will be extra careful then 😂👍

Go steady.

I've received capsules there, I asked the seller for extra stealth and they put them in a fish oil capsule jar.

My red seal purchase was exactly the same, bits of red film squidged inside it. I froze it and slowly dissected it with a scalpel to rid the nice hash of its adulterants. shame really

it stikes me as ignorant and rude, its a shame to ruin nice hash

I remember this kind of thing from back in the day, soap bar, mirror press, some squidgeys... they are pressed together with zero care where no fucker took the outer seal off first. Maybe it has been imported (smuggled) in such a way that it needed to be moulded into a sellable lump again. dunno, but fuck those guys. you got that here?

could you expand on this, ? im not sure you know what you are speaking of?

https://littlebiggy.com/item/nzhwVPmx4NdYXeHLz1qIBpTj/view/p

yeh, the guy seemed reliable as well, now i have some very serious doubts

Know what you are buying before you buy it..

Thats my only advice

so be more clairvoyant, got u

Google.

thats a bit rude sir

Its afghan red seal by looks of it? Its always come like this since ive been a kid no idea why..

im bummed, it looks like it was purposeful, there is a picture of the bar on the page, how hard is it to pick off the seal and not squidge it into the pat, unless its some sort of spite thing?

This is the way it comes from source, this is not fault of the dealer.. You get red seal & gold seal from hindu vallys.. Its a trademark of their hash..

I think they spread it onto the seal then press it into blocks but im not 100% sure how the manufacturing is done. Maybe something to do with humidity in those countrys?

This is an old tradition of hash.. I first got some 30 years ago and it was the same then. If you go to amsterdam it will be the same there also.. Thats just how red seal is, its a pain to pick it out but the quality is great!

thatas not how rted seal works my friend, it comes wraped nicely in bars, the red seal can be removed, then cut, not cut wiyth the effing seal still on. i used to live in amsterdam, sometimes there is a little of the seal still on, not like this and not pressed into the puck, thats stupid

Whatever man downvote me becaues u dont like the response cry baby.. live in ur own head think the vendor sabotaged you or something then paranoid nut.. request refund with borg and be blocked by vendor.. thats ur other option goodluck.

You probably bought like 7g or something small aswell lmao

you know what, i will, game on

sock, the prose is the same as your natural medicine, i smell your diction

the psychology here is interesting, im not really interested in getting refund, just community health, cry baby? you could be the vendor with patter like this, it fits the style "Whatever man downvote me becaues u dont like the response cry baby.. live in ur own head think the vendor sabotaged you or something then paranoid nut.. request refund with borg and be blocked by vendor.. thats ur other option goodluck.

You probably bought like 7g or something small aswell lmao"

Yes now the cogs are turning in that smooth brain.. I'm the vendor!!

You are clearly a paranoid schizophrenic.. Judging from your previous posts thinking your mental health workers have "flagged your address for weed"?.. And other blabberings about your anxiety autism and "the crazy voice in your head that wont shut up".. Yeah your a few sandwiches short of a picnic mate..

Wasted my time trying to help you, you obviously will forever think you have been "sabotaged" paranoid nutter.. stay off the weed.

you accuse me of being smooth brain whilst hanging off an eucalyptus tree.

thats interesting, it does help me with dysregulation, but the autism means i spot behaviour patterns, you seem to be on the offensive, helping me? thats a bit rich, you have actually gone to the lenght of reading through my history, to pull up stuff about mental health workers, thats stigmatising, who the fuck are you you wee bigot

you would appear to need some help with inclusivity and your anger??? sock puppet, the diction matches 100% im so sad now