It’s such a good buzz when you stumble across a new vendor who hasn’t yet made it to the almost mythical LB wall of cannajoy and straight away, and rather than get that understandable, sceptical feeling that you’re not sure if it’s a burner or not, you actually know you’re looking at someone who is legit, passionate about the quality of their product and I can tell you right now that product is banging!

It was difficult not to be enthused by these description - “Organic soil & nutes. 2 week flush. Dry hung/ min 2 week cure. Sustainably grown indoors. Delicately trimmed. Immaculate stealth.”

Dunno if it was because I’ve had a few nightmares with some of the bigger vendors at the time that this just really stood out to me - “holy shit these guys actually care” i found myself thinking and after chatting with them before ordering about their grow and LB in generally it just felt like a really good idea to buy something from someone who clearly both knows his onions and had a passion for the process

But this isn’t a sympathy business, we’re all here to get tonked on top weed right? So I picked up a reasonably priced 2g intro offer for about £25 and 2 days later hello mr postie big up yourself! So first off stealth is great and what id expect from any vendor here. There’s a benchmark and this was easily surpassed. These guys had sent me a single juicy bud which was overweight and very kindly included a little free gift as well (thanks fellas, really nice touch).

The flower smelt pungent without being overwhelming and buds were perfect density. Really nice to look but time to wrap one with a bit of tobacco and a filter (big debate on this with friends but just works for me ha) and man it was a very very sweet taste, wonderfully cured with my favourite zkittles flavour especially on exhale. Couldn’t have been happier! It’s one of my favourite strains and these guys have nailed it here.

The high was a little of a creeper for me at first but strong as fuck when in full flow. By the 2nd or 3rd it was hitting pretty quick. It was a nice balance on body and head high but I’d say this zkittles blows away most others I’ve tried on here. What little I know about growing it was clear that this was made by guys with a real love for the craft and who are getting great results.

In a weird way I kinda feel really made up for them that I was their first sale and that so many of LB have now used them and loved their product too. Would highly recommend these guys for really just being great at comms, being highly engaging with customers and having a stunning product at a reasonable price imo.

Welcome to LB and look forward to what you guys serve up next! Long may you provide bad ass weed to us!

I was really pleased today, as I was thinking about cookies. No sooner should I be out of cookies, but the postman dropped by with some cookies. These cookies were not girl scout cookies... These cookies were different. Organic Zkittles cookies! Nomnomnomomomomnonon.

Anyways, the flowers were beautifully formed. Whoever baked these cookies puts lots and lots of love and attention into their cookies.

The buds had great density, were articulately trimmed with beautiful cookie hair cuts, and had an interesting aroma. On grinding, these cookies emitted a pungent bouquet which was quite gassy. Fruity, zesty, and on smoking 0.4g in a nice blunt cookie, not chesty. Cookie Monster was happy to experience a clean, smooth, and flavoursome inhale, with the kindly included papers, which made Cookie Monster smile.

On exhale, a small lull, and a calm few moments for CM to reflect.

Slowly but surely a warm fuzzy feeling was felt around the body. A gentle lapping rush on the brain, but nothing to heavy to impede usefulness or being understood. The cookie smile could be a good giveaway, but only people looking from the outside... Everything on the inside is ALL GOOD!

It's makes you feel all warm inside... Literally this strain does make you feel warm inside... But the cleanliness of this weed cannot be applauded enough. The way the flower looks, smokes, and feels is a real testament to the farmer.

So lets give the farmer a round of applause, as this is a winner. A very clean and pleasant buzz with balls... Multi coloured balls... All up in your head.

Thank the farmer with your orders... Interested to see what is coming in the future!

Many thanks indeed,

Captain Snack Sparrow