Smell. It’s hazy. Has that definite lemony, acrid cat pissy thing going on. The good shit. In the Greenhouse. Amsterdam. 2010. Can’t really explain it better than that.

Loose buds. Variable. Some are tighter than others, as you can see in the pic. Care and attention has gone into this grow. The trim is great. I don’t complain about the odd sugar leaf. They are as covered in sugar as everything else. Why lose these? Each to their own.

All the best weed I’ve smoked over the last couple of years has looked like this. Not like a block of hash. That you kind of have to chip bits off to smoke.

I’m not trying to offend anyone. Just being honest. I have pots and pots of the tight solid buds. No terps. Old, dead weed.

This ain’t dead. This is alive. I know that I can leave this for a month or two, and it’ll just get better.

Aaanyway. The high. It’s lovely. It’s definitely a daytime smoke for most. I just love it any time. It’s clean. Clearheaded. I’d say lots of Limonene. It’s definitely on the citrus, lemony side on the taste.

And strong. I just vape usually. Either a Dynavap or the TM2.

A single Dyna bowl. It more than does the trick. So much so, that this one is directly into my weekend, nothing to do, pot.

Although I can see this buzz helping me do the shit I really can’t be arsed to do.

It’s really no more complex than that. If you like to get high. On very well grown, fresh, nicely cured, good honest pot. Grown by someone who genuinely wants you to enjoy the fruits of their labours then my goodness. This is what you need in your life.

It won’t come in some fancy pack. It’s not a brand. Bag appeal is not even a thing with this weed.

Good weed appeal is a thing.

This stuff is strong. Not your 35% bullshit. But at least 23-24% if you care.

It’s a high. It’s not an indica type of thing. Its floaty. Not weighty. Although it does give way to more chilled feelings. It’s not one to smoke before bed. Or if “haze” makes you anxious. It’s definitely one to avoid if that’s the case and I apologise for recommending it.

For everyone else. Woooohooo! This shit’ll get you high as fuck. And all your mates. And probably your mum. They’ll all be laughing their tits off. Until it’s gone beyond embarrassing.

One to bring out at parties. Especially if nobody there has smoked weed for 10 years. You could convert people with this. And even if you aren’t trying to convert anyone, this is the weed you need at family gatherings.

Not a recommendation. Just a concept. Just planting seeds. Even the shittest Christmas, with a family you mostly hate. Could be made bearable by this weed. And you can quote me on that.

People might dance to Abba on this righteous shit.

I say people. I mean I might.

Oh fuck off. I’ll get me coat. Bunch of judgemental cunts you lot.

You’d have a good dance to Abba too. I’m saying no more. At least I’m stoned enough to admit it.