Guava Gas looks like the designer but is more terpy but not as terpy as the orange cannoli

Just got 10 available

Found a pretty cool guide.. this ain’t the whole guide but probably most relevant part of the guide.

FC Funk > taste, texture and strength straight 10/10, this is like pure GMO terps and creamy nutty biscuit, as unique as it is pungent, biscuit comes through heavily on the toke for me and it's so tasty and pungent without the normal hashyness, really interesting, i'm not a regular smoker of top shelf hash like this so it really is a treat to experience such raw concentrated terps!
stone is absolutely face and body melting just like the OC, again smoking it after a workout is a great way to feel how quickly the THC starts to work and this stuff does not fuck about lol i've never been as stoned as I have been with these WPFF hashes it is quite the experience, if you want to get ANYTHING done i seriously suggest planning it around smoking this unless you're much more in tune with your tolerance than i am, i'd consider myself to have a way above average tolernace but 0.1-2 g of these is enough to completely obliterate me in a good way, i'd have to smoke a kilo of commercial to get even half as baked as this, really impressive tbh and I can see why the prices are the way they are!
thanks again Real D, also bring back the SourZ weed if you can, was a banging smoke

Promo enabled me to order a gram of a type of hash that is usually way out of my budget but fuck it I knew it would be worth it :) this legend even included a cheeky sample of the FC Funk I couldn't believe it! this stuff doesn't come cheap so I really couldn't believe how lucky I was for that!

Orange Cannoli > taste, texture and strength are all 11/10 for me, the terps are the best orange terps i've come across in all my years, very pungent and it reminds me of those calypso ice lollys we'd have as kids, it's like the melted bit at the end that you drink and it is just mega orangey! all orange strains i've tried haven't come close to this in any way and I mean that with utter sincerity! every time i look at it or smell it i'm just filled with a sense of immense satisfaction for some reason!

had about 0.15g after a workout and I swear i've never felt so euphoric after a workout (resistance training), full body relaxation, every ache and pain vividly melting away to almost nothing!
probably the most stoned i've been in a very long time to the point that I definitely overdid it on the first night I was so fucking high, I honestly didn't know it was possible to get that stoned still hahaha
going to go ahead and say this is my number 1 hash on the list of all hashes i've ever smoked it's so unbelievably tasty and strong! I even kept the paper it was wrapped in so I can smell it every now and then and reminisce, truly a divine product in all measures, thank you Real D

Just bagged them up…

And took some pics..

The orange cannoli is terpy AF

And the designer og is pretty sweaty 😅

Both still oozing out terp sauce.